SPT - Happiness is watching O.J. make a fucking fool of himself for the 1,391st time (497 hits)
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Submitted by JamOwilly (View user info) at 2007-09-20 09:45:53 EDT
SO I GUESS IF TEH INTERVIEW SUIT YOU WORE WHEN YOU WERE CONVICTED 'NOT GUILTY' IS PROCURED BY SOMEONE ELSE THEN YOU GETS THE RIGHT TO TAKE IT BACK, UH?
BY FORCE AND WITH THE GUNS, TOO, IF REQUIRED.
...fucking idiot. I don't typically frequent TMZ.com and in fact I believe it to be a cultural poison but I make my exception here in the case of O.J. Simpson being arrested, detained, set on bail and then scheduled for a hearing on 10 counts of robbery, conspiracy to commit a felony, etc.
What a nutjob.
[I mean, the only other place I'd expect to find someone of this caliber would be the state of South Carolina. There are some dumb mother fuckers there and thankfully only one or two frequent Ubersite.com.]
And he's like, what, 60? Fucking 60!! ...and committing armed robbery over a piece of formal wear. What a fucking doosh.
I hope when I'm 60 I'm cool enough to cut my Vegas trip short so I can go thieve some of my old clothes from someone I notice trying to sell them.
In related news, I can now bench 310 pounds. It's official.
Fuck you.
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-09-21 00:11:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-20 15:18:44 EDT (#)
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I don't need to go to the gym anymore because I'm on a strict program limited to bench pressing my dick at least once a day, whichmay not sound like much, but I do a ton of reps.
I'm losing at least .5 of a pound each day in milky water weight
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cock pushups?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-20 15:18:44 EDT (#)
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I don't need to go to the gym anymore because I'm on a strict program limited to bench pressing my dick at least once a day, whichmay not sound like much, but I do a ton of reps.
I'm losing at least .5 of a pound each day in milky water weight.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-20 15:16:00 EDT (#)
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Respek -
Do you always consult webMD in constructing your reviews?
I'd like to see the source for what you state. I personally know of at least half a dozen sources myself, which would totally rebuke what you typed below based on physiological fact.
The bench press has been a staple of resistance training for as long as the actual BENCH has been around. Olympians use it. Soldiers and gymnasts swear by it. Bodybuilders, powerlifters and anyone else angling for strength cannot deny it's benefits.
You do make a good point about counter-training. If you don't work the opposing muscle groups then yea, that's going to result in disproportionate massing and hence some structural issues will probably ensue.
But only idiots are going into the gym, knocking out 10 sets of bench press and not doing anything else with themselves.
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-09-20 14:55:41 EDT (#)
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Benching overdevelops shoulder and chest muscles without respect to the antagonistic scapulae and rotator cuff muscles in the back of your shoulder. Because of this, people who bench too frequently, without exercising those tiny antagonistic muscles, tend to be first in line for rotator cuff tendonitis, and stress fractures in the shoulder and collarbone.
I know, i'm already there. Two counts of tendonitis in the the right shoulder, and broke my left collarbone doing something simple, took my a year and a half of no lifting to heal. Seems like trivial stuff, but benching is one of the dumbest excersises in the gym; it literally rips your body apart.
Fuck impressing people dude, just work out with what's healthy for you and you'll look and feel better, as apposed to looking like a freightliner and running the risk of serious injury.
Remember the old saying: "Lifting IS body modification, just like plastic surgery, heed the consequences of misuse."
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-20 14:54:05 EDT (#)
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I SPELLED IT THAT WAY ON PURPOSE.
*sniff*
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-20 14:49:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2007-09-20 09:42:13 PDT (#)
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Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-09-20 09:50:58 EDT (#)
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it's douche, moron
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unless you're German, in which case its Deutschebag
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-20 12:59:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-20 12:42:19 EDT (#)
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Whatever, you know Miss Teen South Carolina is the most intelligent and articulate person who ever lived.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2007-09-20 12:42:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-09-20 09:50:58 EDT (#)
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it's douche, moron
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-20 10:43:24 EDT (#)
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he was in this episode of in the heat of the night or something like 30 years ago. he was beating up his girlfriend even then.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-20 10:29:23 EDT (#)
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he wears more makeup than a whore
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-09-20 10:10:03 EDT (#)
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Yawn
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-20 10:04:13 EDT (#)
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"HI I'M BARRY SCOTT....." (blah blah blah)
"BANG, AND THE DIRT IS GONE"
I might get Barry Scott on your post.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-20 10:00:50 EDT (#)
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It's likely that, when you're 60 years old, your brain will be just as steroid-addled as is OJ's.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-20 09:59:01 EDT (#)
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hehe
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-20 09:54:46 EDT (#)
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Ah, so that's what's been wrong with the little fella. He misses
casual sex.
-- Homer Simpson
Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-20 09:52:57 EDT (#)
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So did the glove fit?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-20 09:52:27 EDT (#)
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HOLD THE PHONE!
Did you just attempt to make a joke regarding South Carolina?
Well, you struck out again, Yogi.
You're 0 for life.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-20 09:51:06 EDT (#)
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Twenty of the suckiest minutes [seconds] of my life.
-- Homer Simpson
Burns, Baby Burns
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-09-20 09:50:58 EDT (#)
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it's douche, moron
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-20 09:49:21 EDT (#)
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Uh Oh
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-09-20 09:48:56 EDT (#)
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The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy how to
be a man! Let's see; don't tattle, always make fun of those different
from you, never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels exactly
the same way you do.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart the General