Make your girlfriend less bitchy. + Camwhore (519 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.84 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by R0usseau (View user info) at 2007-09-20 14:36:13 EDT
So last night I found out a way to make women less bitchy a thing I thought for the past ten years to be impossible. It turns out that semen acts as an antidepressant. Yes ladies and gentlemen semen. So if your woman gets loud you no longer have to give her the backhand and throw her down the stairs (even though this is a proven method to shut the skank up), instead you just have to back hand her and rape her then just bust your nut into her womanly holes. Of course after this if you want to throw her down the stairs to see the way her arms and legs get bent at those o-so-funny angles when she reaches the bottom.
So bitches if your feeling bitchy or depressed come get some of this.
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-22 16:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Looks like method.
Or one of his alters.
Is that rubbing alcohol on the table?
Good christ are you drinking it straight?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-22 15:13:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by R0usseau (user info) at 2007-09-21 00:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not my cabin.
Plus, you know you want some of this.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
WHERE BE THE FUCKIN' COMMAS??
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-20 15:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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that's me barfing into the review window. B L A R F
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2007-09-20 15:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Blinded by the light....
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-20 15:04:11 EDT (#)
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His beef curtains are crooked.
Submitted by Tom_Tom (user info) at 2007-09-20 15:00:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-20 14:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your curtains are crooked
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It kind of looks like the whole fucking window is crooked
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-20 14:58:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MY EYES, MY POOR EYES!!!1
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-20 14:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
struck
blind
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-20 14:52:58 EDT (#)
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That looks to be rubbing alcohol and a wine glass on your table.
Classy.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-09-20 14:50:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-09-20 14:44:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-20 14:44:11 EDT (#)
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PPS - someone stapled a handful of straw to the wall.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-20 14:42:56 EDT (#)
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BLAARRFFF!
they make intarwebz for log cabins?
Submitted by Tuxinator (user info) at 2007-09-20 14:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gross
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-20 14:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHGGHGGGHGHGHGH!!!
MY EYES, THEY BLEED!
WHY?!?
...
By the way, I'm hairier.
Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-09-20 14:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Method camwhore.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-20 14:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PS. Your curtains are pink.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-20 14:37:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alright...ENOUGH already, sico.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-20 14:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your curtains are crooked
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-20 14:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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