The Uber-Odd Couple (712 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.06 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by JonnyX (View user info) at 2007-09-20 15:30:23 EDT
<inspired by thoughts of an Uberer planning on moving>
v/o
"On November 13, Oathmeal was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. (Oathy's unseen lover slams door. He reopens it and angrily hands Oathy his enema bag) That request came from his ghey menz. Deep down, he knew he was right, but he also knew that someday, he would return to him. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, Sicosemen. Sometime earlier, Sicosemen's ghey lover had thrown _him_ out, requesting that he never return. Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy?"
deedee deedee deedee deedee deedee deedee deedee deedee DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH...
C'mon Oathy! You don't want to move west...go north, and chill with your pal Sico! You know you want to! Think of the shenanigans you two and your combined force of 8138 alters could do to Ubersite?? It would be teh AWESOME!!!11111!!! DO IT FOR THE EPIC LULZ!!!!1!!!!!!!!!
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below is my Halloween costume...
User Reviews
Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-12-06 09:17:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-21 08:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111891
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-21 08:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know why that picture got so big, I didn't mean it on purpose.
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Your picture, or your penis?
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-09-21 07:11:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
oatsey rules
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-09-21 03:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck is this post all about?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know why that picture got so big, I didn't mean it on purpose.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Those shoes have 'health and safety hazard' written all over them.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whoa...don't joke about THAT!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-20 13:03:15 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd probably be sporting wood right about now if this wasn't a JonnyX post.
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You should be thankful I didn't write this with him coming to YOUR house.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
this was pretty weak.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not a bad lookin bitch. Text sucked.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BOO YAH Boobs always gets a positive rating from me.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:09:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're going as a hooker?
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd probably be sporting wood right about now if this wasn't a JonnyX post.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-20 15:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My, those shoes are unnecessary.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-20 15:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-20 12:33:10 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Christ.
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Hold on, I bet your future roomie will talk you into it...I can't believe you don't think this is a good idea - you two were MADE for each other.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-20 15:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that's a huuuuge bitch
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-20 15:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everyone says hi.
Did you send Jerry Sanders a bouquet?
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-20 15:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Christ.
How old are you again?
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-20 15:32:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll give you a +2 because I'm quite certain that this was so shitty it'll get flamed off the front.