I've got a plane ticket to anywhere. Where do I go? (1444 hits)
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Submitted by Kaelic <dieselmchugecock.at.madeofsteel.net> (View user info) at 2007-09-20 15:36:16 EDT
Yes, I know, to hell, to the San Francisco gay pride festival, the International Emo convention, spare me your tedious idiotry.
I just resigned from my job today because I got a fat $19,000 student loan. I plan to float on it while I finish school (both my bachelor's and paramedic). I'm a little down that I won't be able to sell magic diet pills to stupid overweight retarded women anymore. Here's a thought, bitch: Choke down a fresh green salad and get on a treadmill you lazy hooker.
Equally sad is that I won't be able to hear people walk in and say, "Hey, do you guys got any steroids?" Thinking they are the funniest, most clever comedians ever, not knowing I've heard that same joke about 10,000 times. Also, Shlongy, I can't get you my 25% discount on weight gainer and penis enlargement pills so stop e-mailing me. Why do you need it, anyhow? You live on the golf course for god's sake and knock out UFC fighters on a regular basis, you he-man, you.
Anyhow, this brings me back to my original point ... I have a plane ticket that expires in february of 2008 that will allow me to go almost anywhere in the world, and now that I don't have a shitty gay job holding me back, I am trying to decide where I can go. I went to San Diego last summer, and now I am considering Japan, but I'm open to suggestions. Anyhow, have at it.
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-09-23 04:46:55 EDT (#)
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Amsterdam
Sydney
Barcelona
Biaritz...
Ibiza
Depends what you want to do. Australia and NZ will be summer while we have winter so if you want a beach holiday then had to surfers paradice. We went to stolholm in the winter this year and it was a great city with lots to see, but cold! Amsterdam is good in the winter if you can only want to smoke drugs and go to the sex museum and stuff.
I was supposed to go to Russia last year, but I got pregnant instead and couldn't fly, and we were saving up to go to Japan, had half the money but now were waiting a few years because of the baby.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-21 22:57:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 17:13:07 EDT (#)
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Contractor? Ha.
I hear they're hiring at the Drive-Thru at the Baghdag Burger King...You probably have a 50/50 chance of getting hired there.
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the irony of that statement is that they really ARE hiring at the Baghdad Burger King. i'm not even joking. there is also a Taco Bell, Subway, KFC, Hardee's, Cinnabon, Green Beans coffee, Pizza Hut, and Popeye's.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-21 21:29:08 EDT (#)
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sorry
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-21 21:28:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-21 21:20:03 EDT (#)
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Uh, Shlongy ... I hate to break this to you, but Meely ... that's an alter, bud. Normal users on this website gauge whether someone is an alter by whether they flirt with you. I know, I know, it's hard to believe, but try to keep it together. You need a kleenex to wipe the tears from your semen encrusted eyes? It's OK, man. Your sixty year old ex-hooker wife still thinks you're sexy, and hey, you didn't know the alters you were trying to cyber with were men, so you're not really gay, right (yes, you are)?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 20:03:24 EDT (#)
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Kaelic loves all successful, debonair and handsome men.
"Everyone thinks I'm gay"?
Care to make a list?
Last I checked, all of the Uber broads - and a laundry list of everyday, normal broads - want to blow me.
Maybe I'm a lesbian.
PS. Shut the fuck up. I'd kill you, Screech.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2007-09-21 19:45:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-21 17:58:18 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, everyone thinks you're gay. The people who don't think you're gay consist of like, two elderly women hooked up to oxygen tanks using the extra big windows font to read your incredibly clever posts. Seriously, please do me a favor and fuck off. You are a pussy, and you couldn't dent a pillow with one of your mighty "teeth shattering" punches.
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Can't you see what's going on here? It's obvious the guy loves you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-21 18:20:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-09-21 17:32:22 EDT (#)
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Buy a ticket to Method's mom's puusy. I heard you can fly a 747 into there.
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lmao
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-21 18:00:43 EDT (#)
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Go to the Outer Banks and stare broodingly into the pounding surf.
Broodingly... is that even a word? Anyway, wherever you go, have fun.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-21 17:58:18 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, everyone thinks you're gay. The people who don't think you're gay consist of like, two elderly women hooked up to oxygen tanks using the extra big windows font to read your incredibly clever posts. Seriously, please do me a favor and fuck off. You are a pussy, and you couldn't dent a pillow with one of your mighty "teeth shattering" punches.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-09-21 17:32:22 EDT (#)
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Buy a ticket to Method's mom's puusy. I heard you can fly a 747 into there.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 17:13:07 EDT (#)
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Contractor? Ha.
I hear they're hiring at the Drive-Thru at the Baghdag Burger King...You probably have a 50/50 chance of getting hired there.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-21 17:07:40 EDT (#)
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Hahaha, I was just kidding about Blackwater ... I thought that was pretty obvious. I don't think I'm heading to Iraq unless it is as a contractor.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-21 16:46:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:41:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:38:06 EDT (#)
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yeah, us handsome people gotta stick together
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-21 16:46:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:54:37 EDT (#)
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These are all some good choices. I will have to check the state department on some of this stuff. Maybe I can hire Blackwater to escort me if I go to Iraq so none of the civilian scum hassles me.
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you can't afford Blackwater. trust me. some of the Blackwater friends of mine out there were getting paid $1,000 each just to run someone across town. so if there's 4 or 5 of them, how much do you think you have to pay for that escort?
if you were a real man, you wouldn't need them anyway. there were several times when i just drove with a friend, unarmed. sometimes we didn't even take the armored Land Cruiser. just regular softside pickup trucks. one time some guys in fake Iraqi police uniforms tried to get me to stop in the middle of the road and i tried to run them over. you should have seen those cocksuckers dive out of the road when i was just feet away from slamming into them. hahahahaha.
if you really want to go to Iraq, i can tell you how to sneak onto Camp Liberty if you can get a flight into Baghdad International. and i may even be able to swing a room for you. if not, you can always stay with the Filipino hookers. i can tell you where they live. it's actually a nice place.
anyway, i wouldn't suggest trying to go to Iraq. Dubai would be cool. Hairsphincter is living there now and he could show you the places to hang out. the Cyclone Club got shut down by Dubai police though, so don't get your hopes up about going there.
i think Belize is my next vacation destination. Mayan ruins, rainforest, second largest coral reef in the world. cheap as hell, too.
i'm going to Tampa next week to chill for a little bit. i'll probably hit Clearwater beach too.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 12:10:38 EDT (#)
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OK...let's bet on whose prediction comes to fruition.
I'm speculating that I have a much better chance of winning this wager based on my prediction than you do, Sparky.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:26:37 EDT (#)
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I predict that you will get busted in a child porn sting and die in a federal prison, Shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:08:08 EDT (#)
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I predict that you'll go nowhere and hang out with no one.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:54:37 EDT (#)
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These are all some good choices. I will have to check the state department on some of this stuff. Maybe I can hire Blackwater to escort me if I go to Iraq so none of the civilian scum hassles me.
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-09-21 07:23:20 EDT (#)
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don't come to London
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-09-21 06:34:37 EDT (#)
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"smart, cool, good looking people on Ubersite"
Ha! +2 for that!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-21 05:09:01 EDT (#)
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I think you should go to Africa. I've heard it's full of some of the worlds poorest, most desperate people. I'm thinking you can go to a refugee camp and rip off the red cross. Perhaps you can get a stop over in the Congo and get some damaged luvvin.
People will read this and think I am joking, but the fact is Kaelic is the second most evil human person I have ever known. God bless Ubersite.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-21 04:39:50 EDT (#)
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i hear san francisco is having a gay emo pride convention.
you should check it out, scarlet.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-21 04:21:48 EDT (#)
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go see the pyramids or statues at easter island.
Although i'm not too sure if either of those places are "American friendly" these days.
Submitted by MouRNIngLoRY (user info) at 2007-09-21 02:31:53 EDT (#)
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Good job finishing your degree!!
How about Greece and the surrounding islands?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-09-21 00:07:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-21 07:06:37 EST (#)
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go to australia - it will make you feel better about yourself, everyone is ugly over there.
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What did I ever do to you?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-09-20 23:39:55 EDT (#)
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You are a stone waste of white.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-20 23:39:54 EDT (#)
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Come to Aus. We're fun.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-09-20 23:23:49 EDT (#)
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India, Japan, Australia, Bhutan, Kenya, Brazil all sound good.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-20 22:55:29 EDT (#)
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Iraq.
Wear pink.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2007-09-20 22:46:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:04:42 EDT (#)
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I'm at a "handsome" level that you tools just dream of achieving which is why I won't hang with any of you dorks.
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Yet you're here, like, every single day...
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-09-20 22:14:50 EDT (#)
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Kaelic, you are the man. It's good to see someone putting all these ubersite faggots in their place, especially Shlongy. I don't have the time or energy to battle them myself, but it looks like you owned the hell out of indoninja there.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-09-20 22:02:11 EDT (#)
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Coast of Croatia. As beautiful as Italy and Greece at a fraction of the cost.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-20 21:19:13 EDT (#)
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nobody did it. did everybody read the post?
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-09-20 21:16:58 EDT (#)
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I love the bull-headed, testosterone-fueled, ridiculous Internet competitions that Kaelic's posts provoke.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-20 21:16:51 EDT (#)
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20 bucks says somebody before me answered, "To hell".
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-09-20 21:09:00 EDT (#)
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Hahaha. Greece? Costa Rica? French Polynesia?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-09-20 18:18:11 EDT (#)
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Nepal.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-20 18:15:29 EDT (#)
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why don't you go to whore island
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-20 18:08:09 EDT (#)
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What was that, Indo? All I heard was wah, wah, waaaah.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-09-20 18:01:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:48:47 EDT (#)
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That was the initial picture that spurred the steroids and rapidly receding hairline comment.
So here's what you did: A course of steroids, bulked up, lost a lot of your hair, then when you went off of them you shrunk back down to pee-wee herman size. Am I right or am I right?
Here's the deal, dude: Maybe you have fucked more loose, nasty malaria bitches in Africa, but every girl I've ever fucked has been hot, and American. I don't need to whip it out and have a measuring contest with you, because A.) I would win, and B.) I just don't give a fuck.
So here's what you do: Go back to washing your extra-medium sized Superman shirt, and let it go. I really and honestly don't give a fuck about you, and all my comments have just been ribbing you hyper sensitive cry baby.
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Hyper sensitive crybaby?
You are the one who felt the need to explain your life story when you get called out on being a 25 yr old loser with no degree who hocks supplements at GNC and can't get a job as a fireman.
I am sure all the girls you fucked have been american seeing as you probably have never lived 50 miles from whatever shithole you call home. As far as hot I am sure they are, just like I am sure you are a great firefighter, jewtoast is a great lawyer,
If you don't give a fuck why are you responding? You endlessly spill your heart out about your feelings and pathetic relationships because nobody in real life cares. You mock people on this website and think you are getting a rise out of people by baiting them here, but the sad fact is you have such a shallow empty life that you need to come here to find ideas of what to do with a free trip anywhere, and that is more pathetic than anything insult I can make up.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:24:09 EDT (#)
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I know where you can go.
Go fuck yourself.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:16:55 EDT (#)
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heh - never saw whatever show that was.
I'm hoping it's a compliment.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:15:28 EDT (#)
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Haha, no, I was talking about Shlongy. You're pretty cute, Agent Scully.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:14:39 EDT (#)
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im quirky looking
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:13:39 EDT (#)
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oops. sorry.
I'll shut my orc mouf
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:12:58 EDT (#)
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Nice try, Pinnochio, but we've all seen your pictures. You look like one of those orcs from the Lord of the Rings except without the cool rusty sword and armor.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:12:44 EDT (#)
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nummy num num
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:11:56 EDT (#)
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I heard you eated a butter
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:11:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-08-23 07:29:48 EDT (#)
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A, -2,
I sunk your battleship.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:10:46 EDT (#)
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I have a belly button
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:10:08 EDT (#)
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apparently not.
teach me?
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-20 14:03:46 PDT (#)
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Quiet woman, you know nothing about manly sizes
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:06:37 EDT (#)
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go to australia - it will make you feel better about yourself, everyone is ugly over there.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:04:42 EDT (#)
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I'm at a "handsome" level that you tools just dream of achieving which is why I won't hang with any of you dorks.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:03:46 EDT (#)
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Quiet woman, you know nothing about manly sizes
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:00:53 EDT (#)
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extra-medium sized?
*scratches head*
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:58:22 EDT (#)
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Amusing uber bickering.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:58:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:41:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:38:06 EDT (#)
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yeah, us handsome people gotta stick together
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:55:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:53:17 EDT (#)
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i have the luxury to laugh at everybody and not take any sides cuz everybody likes me.
it's awesome. Plus I'm very handsome
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:53:17 EDT (#)
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i have the luxury to laugh at everybody and not take any sides cuz everybody likes me.
it's awesome.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:50:38 EDT (#)
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rofl...i got no problem with indo but all that shit is hilarious.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:49:46 EDT (#)
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Pick whatever plane that plans on flying into the side of a mountain, Jagoff.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:48:47 EDT (#)
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That was the initial picture that spurred the steroids and rapidly receding hairline comment.
So here's what you did: A course of steroids, bulked up, lost a lot of your hair, then when you went off of them you shrunk back down to pee-wee herman size. Am I right or am I right?
Here's the deal, dude: Maybe you have fucked more loose, nasty malaria bitches in Africa, but every girl I've ever fucked has been hot, and American. I don't need to whip it out and have a measuring contest with you, because A.) I would win, and B.) I just don't give a fuck.
So here's what you do: Go back to washing your extra-medium sized Superman shirt, and let it go. I really and honestly don't give a fuck about you, and all my comments have just been ribbing you hyper sensitive cry baby.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:48:24 EDT (#)
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Go to Iraq, loads of Amerricans there.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:47:27 EDT (#)
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Choose japan. Choose south america. Choose africa, or choose the west indies. Choose a career, choose an automatic washing machine. Choose life.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:42:13 EDT (#)
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scrotum-skin troglodyte rejects?
hahhahaa
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:41:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:38:06 EDT (#)
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yeah, us handsome people gotta stick together
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:39:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:26:08 EDT (#)
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The 'roid jokes were just in reference to your premature balding, pal. The recent pictures show you're kind of scrawny.
Anyhow, I wasn't bragging. I know I've taken longer than some people. Do I feel like a failure? Sometimes, but I keep hustling hard and trying to make it, and no words from some arrogant cockhole on Ubersite are ever going to make me feel bad about it. That's just the rock solid truth.
As for any problems I've ever had with women, everyone has them. Just because you've never been with a woman demonstrates that. Anyone who dates hot girls goes through the type of drama I went through, and that was what? Years ago? Grow up, dude. I certainly did.
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I thought it was the balding and being able ot do more pull-ups than you. By the way where in your extensive drug experience did you come up with 30 being premature for balding? Although I guess I am kind of scrawny if you jerk it to mens fitness magazines, but I don't think most people call that scrawny http://www.ubersite.com/m/87969
Congrats on the degree.
Everybody has problems with women, not everybody writes multiple multipage manifestos on how tough it is to love women and how thyey have been hurt so bad they have built up a wall they can't let women through. I don't think Mrs. indo would have gone for the ring unless we had gone for test rides, plus even before her I had banged more chicks than you ever will (although living in a third world country with rampant prositiution, loose morals and where pale skin was a status symbol certainly helped).
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:38:06 EDT (#)
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yeah, us handsome people gotta stick together
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:29:25 EDT (#)
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I have a sneaking suspicion you're so alone because you're such a pretentious, arrogant, condescending prick, but hey, what do I know. It is just the internet, but you're still never going to be as smart or good looking as I am. That's not me being cocky, that's just the truth, and all your barbs are just raging jealousy being vented in my direction.
Funny how I get along with all the smart, cool, good looking people on Ubersite, and all the scrotum skin troglodyte rejects hate me with a passion. Ever wonder about that?
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:26:08 EDT (#)
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The 'roid jokes were just in reference to your premature balding, pal. The recent pictures show you're kind of scrawny.
Anyhow, I wasn't bragging. I know I've taken longer than some people. Do I feel like a failure? Sometimes, but I keep hustling hard and trying to make it, and no words from some arrogant cockhole on Ubersite are ever going to make me feel bad about it. That's just the rock solid truth.
As for any problems I've ever had with women, everyone has them. Just because you've never been with a woman demonstrates that. Anyone who dates hot girls goes through the type of drama I went through, and that was what? Years ago? Grow up, dude. I certainly did.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:20:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:02:01 EDT (#)
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You are such a fucking dumbass, Indo. Don't ever talk down to me like you're somehow more intelligent than I am. You need to go back to beating off pretending you're Superman and all the women want you, despite your enormous forehead and rapidly receding hairline.
Let me break it down for you, fag, not that I need to prove anything to you: I worked full time for a long time. When I was 22, I got back into community college.
I am now seven credits away from graduating and I am 25. Hmm. Three years to finish an AA while working full time AND having completed both firefighter certification and EMT-B certification. To me, that's not too behind schedule, but that's me. Now suck a fat dick you scrawny little twink.
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It is the internet and I will talk down to you all I want. If you write and whine like a spoiled emo cunt who never left college, how do you expect people will talk to you?
AA while working full time in three years is nothing to brag about.
Scrawny? I thought I was on roids before? It is funny that a closet homo who shaves his chest is calling me a twink. You have written volumes on this site about all your problems with women and the answer is staring you in the face. You like dudes. Accept it you will feel a lot better about yourself.
I hear they have an island for that somewhere, maybe you should look into that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
to hell, to the San Francisco gay pride festival, the International Emo convention
Actually, who gives a flying fuck?
Pretty sad that you have to ask for suggestions from a bunch of strangers who think you're a fucking tool.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol @ email address
go to Iraq.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111823
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For finishing your education.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG, no shit, you have to pay the moneyz back? lol! i thought it was free!
Jesus, no shit I'll have to pay it back ... the payments start in 2010. Jesus titty fucking christ on a bicycle, people. I just decided I was losing more money not finishing my bachelors than I was making at a shitty retail job.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How 'bout you just go straight to hell, you fucking emo cunt.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are such a fucking dumbass, Indo. Don't ever talk down to me like you're somehow more intelligent than I am. You need to go back to beating off pretending you're Superman and all the women want you, despite your enormous forehead and rapidly receding hairline.
Let me break it down for you, fag, not that I need to prove anything to you: I worked full time for a long time. When I was 22, I got back into community college.
I am now seven credits away from graduating and I am 25. Hmm. Three years to finish an AA while working full time AND having completed both firefighter certification and EMT-B certification. To me, that's not too behind schedule, but that's me. Now suck a fat dick you scrawny little twink.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-09-20 15:58:30 EDT (#)
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Oh, and the virgin islands are nice. Especially Tortola. Fuck St. John's.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-09-20 15:57:56 EDT (#)
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"I just resigned from my job today because I got a fat $19,000 student loan."
You know you're going to have to pay back more, right?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-09-20 15:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought you were a fireman?
So how long have you been going to school, I know the high powered world of peddling beefcake 2000 to middle school kids takes a lot of time, but come one man shouldn't you be done by now?
Great idea btw digging yourself another 19k indebt because GNC and school is too stressful.
As for the post go somewhere you know somone, I know 19k seems like a lot since you have probably never had that much before but every cent you spend will have to be paid back. There is probably at least one Uberer on here in a far away place who doesn't detest you enough not to allow you to stay, or a relitive of somone you know in real life...or maybe not.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-20 15:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Grand Cayman.
clean, wealthy, tropical, no crime, and rum.
+2 for rum, even if I had to mention it.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-20 15:45:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lately I've been on a kick about Dubai. I'd suggest there.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-20 15:42:05 EDT (#)
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Go wherever you think people will consider "falloutdreams" to be cool.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-20 15:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Now that email address is MUCH better.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-20 15:40:23 EDT (#)
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Japan would be awesome - I suggest there
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-20 15:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-20 15:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
On the street, nigga.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-20 15:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok where will you be staying though? it's not usually the ticket that's expensive.