SPT Movie Quotes Quiz (914 hits)
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Submitted by Redskieslookbosh (View user info) at 2007-09-20 16:03:43 EDT
Films I own, and quotes I like.
1. He tasks me! He tasks me! And I shall have him. I'll chase him round the moons of Nibia and round the Antares malestrom and round perdition's flames before I give him up.
2. Afraid this tea's pathetic. Must have used these wretched leaves about twenty times. It's not that I mind so much. Tea without milk is so uncivilized.
3. Eve: Any last requests, Mr. Carew?
Wally: I suppose a fuck is out of the question.
Eve: I'm afraid so.
4. It's all getting very French. And I don't like it.
5. June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.
6. That corporal. He'll get back home after the war. He'll be a big hero. Dames'll be climbin' all over him. Couple of years go by, and one day there's gonna be a knock on his door and there'll be this stranger. "Paul Lazzaro sent me," the stranger will say and then he'll pull out a gun and shoot his pecker off. Stranger will give him a couple of seconds to think about who Paul Lazzaro is and what life's gonna be like without a pecker. Then he'll shoot him once in the guts and walk away. Yes.
7. Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?
8. Sushi. That's what my ex-wife called me - cold fish.
9. Run, runner!
10. I'd take pleasure in guttin' you, boy
11. Listen... do you smell something?
12. Sniper approached the instructor by being a sneaky bastard, Sergeant Major!
13. Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It's like a morality car wash.
14. Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
15. Some people have a hard time explaining rock 'n' roll. I don't think anyone can really explain rock 'n' roll. Except Pete Townshend, but that's okay. Rock 'n' roll is a lifestyle and a way of thinking... and it's not about money and popularity. Although, some money would be nice. But it's a voice that says, "Here I am... and fuck you if you can't understand me." And one of these people is gonna save the world. And that means that rock 'n' roll can save the world... all of us together. And the chicks are great. But what it all comes down to is that thing. The indefinable thing when people catch something in your music.
16. She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it.
17. I felt like destroying something beautiful.
18. Broadsword calling Danny Boy
19. First you take a run at La Fours with a sock full of quarters. I'd do it, but I pulled my back at humping your mom last night. Neetch. Okay, you clock him on his headpiece and knock his ass out cold. That's when phase two kicks in. I attack the structure Wolvie Berzerk style, and knock out the fuckin' pin and bickety bam, the motherfucker is rubble. Hence, no game show.
20. What's... this... ruckus?
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-07 20:25:45 EDT (#)
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Which movie has the following opening line:
"The Universe. This mighty power. This evolutionary force."
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:21:01 EDT (#)
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5 American Beauty
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Wrong Hurty.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:12:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:21:51 EDT (#)
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dear dr. redskieslookbosh,
I am going to send you an email.. I require your excellent video editing skills.
Sincerely,
The BOSH Man!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:15:59 EDT (#)
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1 Wrath of Khan
2 The Great Escape
3 See No Evil, Hear No Evil
4 Funny Bones
5 American Beauty
6 Slaughterhouse Five
7 As Good As It Gets
8 Blade Runner
9 Logan's Run (???)
10 The Rock
11 Ghostbusters
12 Clear and Present Danger
13 Casino
14 Snatch
15 Almost Famous
16 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
17 Fight Club
18 Where Eagles Dare
19 Mallrats
20 Underworld
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What do I win?
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-09-21 05:59:43 EDT (#)
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14. Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
Snatch.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-09-21 00:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Conrad Vig: Who knows what kind of vermin live in the ass of a Dune Coon?
Submitted by Skolky2 (user info) at 2007-09-20 23:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1
2 The Great Escape
3
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5 American Beauty
6
7 As Good As It Gets
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10 The Rock
11 Ghostbusters
12
13 Casino
14
15 Almost Famous
16 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
17 Fight Club
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19 Mallrats
20 Underworld
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-20 22:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-09-20 19:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't like bosh, but I like you.
as long as it dosen't get to be gnarls boshley.
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-20 21:53:41 EDT (#)
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'I'm just hungry man, lets just go and get a barbeque or something'
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-20 21:37:42 EDT (#)
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i felt like an asshole for not knowing 15 after reading the reviews. There must be two Almost Famouses because the one about Lewis and Clark's competition didn't have anything to do with rock'n'roll.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-20 21:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
10. The Rock
11. Aaaah, I feel like I should know this one. I know I've seen it. I'm thinking Eight Legged Freaks, but that's wrong for sure. Evolution?
15. My only guess is School of Rock but I know it's wrong.
16. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, R.P. McMurphy. I hated the movie the first time I saw it because it was right after I read the book, but by now I forgot a lot from the book and I love the movie.
17. Fight Club
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-09-20 20:20:07 EDT (#)
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What's THIS movie:
"I speak robotinese"
"FUCKING SANDALS!"
"You have all bean created for a VERY RIDICULOUS purpose. To fly THIS plane, into THIS brick wall"
It's all the same movie, and it's damn good.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-09-20 19:36:45 EDT (#)
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I don't like bosh, but I like you.
as long as it dosen't get to be gnarls boshley.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-20 19:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
6. That corporal. He'll get back home after the war. He'll be a big hero. Dames'll be climbin' all over him. Couple of years go by, and one day there's gonna be a knock on his door and there'll be this stranger. "Paul Lazzaro sent me," the stranger will say and then he'll pull out a gun and shoot his pecker off. Stranger will give him a couple of seconds to think about who Paul Lazzaro is and what life's gonna be like without a pecker. Then he'll shoot him once in the guts and walk away. Yes.
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That's slaughterhouse-Five.
Was there a movie of that?
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-09-20 18:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
When I was a child, those many, many, many , many years ago, Quincy was my chosen one...the one I was going to marry, but then...in the 80's I discovered Sylvester Stallone and then I dumped Quincy...Now in my old age of 31 I intent to marry Bruce Willis,...(Question) Am I shallow.... or just very old and insane?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-20 18:29:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
5. June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.
Taxi Driver- Travis Bickle
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-09-20 18:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
only ones I can answer from memory for sure are
1. He tasks me! He tasks me! And I shall have him. I'll chase him round the moons of Nibia and round the Antares malestrom and round perdition's flames before I give him up.
Star Trek 2 the Wrath of Kahn
11. Listen... do you smell something?
Ghostbusters
19. First you take a run at La Fours with a sock full of quarters. I'd do it, but I pulled my back at humping your mom last night. Neetch. Okay, you clock him on his headpiece and knock his ass out cold. That's when phase two kicks in. I attack the structure Wolvie Berzerk style, and knock out the fuckin' pin and bickety bam, the motherfucker is rubble. Hence, no game show.
Mallrats
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-20 18:03:39 EDT (#)
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he did like his MILFS however.
while continuing to hate on flatfaced oriental gentleman lab assistants.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:56:41 EDT (#)
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Quincy is hot. And he always got the chicks.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:30:14 EDT (#)
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Jack Klugman rocks.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:29:47 EDT (#)
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dude, you are so lucky - this was a solid -2 until the Quincy, M.E. pic at the end - nice save, fucker
Submitted by iacobus (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:23:25 EDT (#)
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10. The Rock
11. Ghostbusters (That librarian scares the shit out of me)
17. Fight Club
20. Underworld (Victor is a BAMF)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:20:47 EDT (#)
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number 20 - think. more. british.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:12:19 EDT (#)
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20. Sound like The Breakfast Club. Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:08:05 EDT (#)
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I GIVE UP
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:56:48 EDT (#)
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5. June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.
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I think that horrible bridget jones character should have had to do that.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:53:59 EDT (#)
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I knew it couldn't have been. Just seemed the most chick-flickiest quote if given the right context.
sigh.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:53:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:52:20 EDT (#)
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Rhymenocerous - bloody good.
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:)
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:52:34 EDT (#)
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Aye. That was from Silence of the Lambs.
Is it just me or is that little exchange between Starling and Lechter absolutely hilarious?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:52:20 EDT (#)
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Rhymenocerous - bloody good.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:51:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-20 21:15:52 BST (#)
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and is #5 that "diary" movie with Renee Zellweger?
urgh.
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Far from it
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:51:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you guys will never get this one.. which movie is the following quote from?
"WAYNE'S WORLD! WAYNE'S WORLD! PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!
dedaladedaladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
BUahauahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah
Anyway, I think the answer is Austin Powers, MD.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:50:46 EDT (#)
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I think I know most of these.
1) star trek movie? I forget which one. I've only seen them once each.
2) Great Escape. Great Flick
3) See No Evil, Hear No Evil. Awesome movie.
4)
5) Taxi Driver.
6) Slaughterhouse.
7) As Good As It Gets.
8) BLADE RUNNER!!
9) Logans Run!
10) The Rock
11) GHOST BUSTERS!!!! HOORAY!
12) Clear and Present Dangah!
13) Casino. Easy!
14) Snatch
15) Almost Famous
16)
17) Fight Club
18)
19) Mallrats
20)
oh god i only missed 4. I think I watch too many movies.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:44:48 EDT (#)
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its so tough i already forgot the answer
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:44:02 EDT (#)
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you guys will never get this one.. which movie is the following quote from?
"WAYNE'S WORLD! WAYNE'S WORLD! PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!
dedaladedaladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's this from--
"I did not kill him, I assure you. Merely tucked him away very much like I found him, after he missed three appointments."
"If you didn't kill him, Doctor, then who did?"
"Who's to say? Best thing for him really. His therapy was going nowhere."
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Too easy. Dr. Lecter, I presume?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:37:59 EDT (#)
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7 - jack nicholson, as good as it gets. i love that scene.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:36:54 EDT (#)
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What's this from--
"I did not kill him, I assure you. Merely tucked him away very much like I found him, after he missed three appointments."
"If you didn't kill him, Doctor, then who did?"
"Who's to say? Best thing for him really. His therapy was going nowhere."
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:25:20 EDT (#)
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Debbie Does Dallas...all of them?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:22:46 EDT (#)
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#5 Travis Bickle from Taxi Driver
#14 Bricktop from Snatch
#15 Almost Famous
#16 One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
big fan of the new handle.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:17:42 EDT (#)
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you should have thrown more chick flicks in. I would have pwnd.
although I do love me some mallrats, and fight club wasn't TOO bad.
The Rock reminds me of a bad date I had once, though...
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:17:41 EDT (#)
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and seeing as yours' say "replica"..
Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:17:24 EDT (#)
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7- as good as it gets
14- snatch
17- fight club
18- a war movie... i've got the damn line in my head... 'broadswoad calling danny boy, come in danny boy'. Rambo? when he's captured by the russians?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:15:52 EDT (#)
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and is #5 that "diary" movie with Renee Zellweger?
urgh.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:15:03 EDT (#)
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DOOOOD - I KNOW that tea quote. I just can't place it right now!
GRRRRRRR
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:13:25 EDT (#)
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EITHER WAY, YOU'LL SEE THAT I HAVE DESEART EAGLE .50 WRITTEN ON THE SIDE OF MY SCHWINGSHWANG.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:11:55 EDT (#)
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Fuck maybe it IS Snatch and not LS&TSB.
Hell.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:11:29 EDT (#)
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Attempt the First
9. Logan's Run
10. The Rock
14. Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
17. Fight Club.
18. Mallrats (You don't know who La Fours is? He doesn't know who La Fours is!)
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:11:02 EDT (#)
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snatch is a great movie
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:10:53 EDT (#)
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redskieslookbosh
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:08:19 EDT (#)
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#11 is the first ghostbusters, when the three are investigating the library basement.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:07:54 EDT (#)
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QUINCY.
i know none of them, not one.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:07:44 EDT (#)
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16. One flew over the Cukoo's nest
17. Fight Club
19. Mallrats