Helllooo my pretties (camwhore) (4262 hits)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2007-09-21 04:23:56 EDT
This really should be a SPT post but alas I missed the boat. In all honesty I am just parading a rather goofy photo of myself. The photo itself was taken at work by moi and I am worried that my lips are getting bigger, is this possible? Could there be a logical reason for your lips inflating as you get older?
Anyway.
I recently found the following story and was truly amazed by this guy (for those who don't want to read, he swam the length of the Amazon from Peru to Brazil 5,400km) that's amazing and I love the way he decided to attend the reception when he had actually finished the swim.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/talking_point/6389845.stm
I go swimming say 4/5 times a week doing between 40 and 50 lengths, 40 lengths would take me say oh... I don't know about 28 minutes?! Nothing impressive.
On Tuesday the pool was split into three lanes for swimmers and the rest of the pool for the retards who want to hang out in water for a bit. As usual I was scanning the pool for any lovely ladies when I saw a distressed gentlemen making his way towards me. Splashing furiously and looking at me with demonic eyes. Partially scared but also slightly intrigued by this fellow's pursed lips and bulging eyes I remained still. He got within five feet and leapt up into the air in a vain attempt to exit the pool, his trunks came down but he didn't care, he had to get away............
His penis touched my shoulder. An old mans penis touched my shoulder.....
Well hey there's nothing wrong with bulging eyes and pursed lips............is there?
User Reviews
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:43:45 EST (#)
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Hmm, you're not unnaturally chiseled enough to have a Pitt likeness.
The only Yank celeb I can see any similarity to is that wet noodle Shia LaBeouf, and comparing you to him would be cruel.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:43:20 EST (#)
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get your hands on a comb for crissakes!
+2 because I like your user name
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:40:07 EST (#)
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But Alan Cumming is gay! Next time say Brad Pitt or someone.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:38:12 EST (#)
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No, no! That Y HELO THAR was way hetero. Same goes for the Alan Cumming remark. I love him.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:29:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 18:04:49 GMT (#)
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Doesn't get any more Y HELO THAR than this.
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It's not the Alan Cumming thing that she's calling you gay with...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:21:36 EST (#)
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Alan Cumming? O god. Are you saying i look gay? How very dare you.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:04:49 EST (#)
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Doesn't get any more Y HELO THAR than this.
Also, you kinda look like Alan Cumming.
That goes a LONG way in my book.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-14 12:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Blind person below
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-11-14 12:14:31 EST (#)
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Possibly the most gorgeous guy EVER!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-14 12:12:33 EST (#)
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Be afraid Em, be very afraid. A woman burned is a woman scorned. Or something.
*sinister laugh*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-14 12:10:32 EST (#)
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How rude , anyone would of thought I had just humiliated you!! hehehehehe you gay bit of fluff.
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-14 12:02:38 EST (#)
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Actually, I changed my mind. Nigger.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-14 12:02:15 EST (#)
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You are not funny Em - you will pay for your shenanigans!!
*plotting, evil plotting*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-14 11:56:23 EST (#)
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Why dont you stalk HBTS, you two are very similar...haha
PWNED
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-14 11:33:22 EST (#)
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Who can I stalk now I am no longer allowed to stalk Em?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-14 11:11:06 EST (#)
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O RLY, I was thinking Phallic may, he's so dreamy, I woudl quite liek to stick my finger up his hole. You on the other hand......oh ok you can stalk me but wear a trilby ok.......
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-14 11:03:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-14 07:45:14 CST (#)
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Dear me, cant someone like Sacrilicious stalk me :(
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No, but *I* will.
Schnookums.
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-14 10:30:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-14 15:05:34 GMT (#)
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hahaha Nigger please.
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Now that's just cruel.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-14 10:05:34 EST (#)
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hahaha Nigger please.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-14 09:49:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-14 14:27:55 GMT (#)
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Gutted.
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-14 09:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-14 09:26:13 EST (#)
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*sneaks back in with her tail between her legs and a 'make everything alright' +2*
*puppy eyes*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-14 09:08:38 EST (#)
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WTF A NEGATIVE 2!!!!!!!!!!
Bitch we are so done.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-14 09:05:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*packs bag and leaves for good, slamming door on way out, sending a picture of 'us' together hung on the wall flying to the floor where it shatters to a thousand pieces which then spontaniously combust*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-14 08:56:51 EST (#)
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*raises handbag*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-14 08:51:18 EST (#)
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Stalk you? If that is what you think, I shall leave you be! Good day, sir!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-14 08:45:14 EST (#)
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Dear me, cant someone like Sacrilicious stalk me :(
UH oh!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-14 08:41:19 EST (#)
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I <3 Em. He is the beeeeeeeeeeeeeez kneeeeeeeeeeeeez.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-11-14 08:02:53 EST (#)
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don't hate on the nigger lips, yo.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-14 07:09:58 EST (#)
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Y HALO THAR MELKERSSON-ROSENTHAL SYNDROME MAN
Crystle I was name dropping , thought you may like, I have urges.
Oh what a dull day it is today.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-11-13 12:22:12 EST (#)
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y helo thar elongated philtrum
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-13 12:06:19 EST (#)
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oui?
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-13 07:33:01 PST (#)
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Crystle
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-13 09:46:16 EST (#)
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oh Sacrilicious, are you flirting with me! Uh oh guess what im gonna have to do now.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-13 09:44:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-13 03:49:20 EST (#)
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Girls stop fighting ;) I have a mad few minutes when I just copy and paste your name because I cant spell it and drop it all of Uber, I guess it could appear very weird. But sometimes after i have refeered to you properly in a post I go on a Sacrilicious spree, uh oh looks like im gonna have to do it again!!
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HAHAHA This made me giggle.
Sometimes, when I'm under the influence, it's hard to type my own name.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-13 05:29:55 EST (#)
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And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is why you never speak about someone behind their backs.hehehe
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-13 05:27:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-13 05:24:28 EST (#)
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I think Drogo just gave us the flick. How rude. Like he has anything better to do. Probably gone to the loo for a 5 knuckle shuffle. All this talk of meat he can't help himself. Bless.
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I heard that!
Actually I am going home for a quick one then off to a meeting so pfffft!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-13 05:24:28 EST (#)
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I think Drogo just gave us the flick. How rude. Like he has anything better to do. Probably gone to the loo for a 5 knuckle shuffle. All this talk of meat he can't help himself. Bless.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-13 05:22:30 EST (#)
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Fine I will go again!
I'm off for a while see you laters!
Orphelia be kind to poor Em he is delicate and gets all over excited when he thinks someone is flirting with him.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-13 05:22:22 EST (#)
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I would say CJ but I doubt he would save me.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-13 05:22:15 EST (#)
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I prefer beef to pork. Though sometimes everyone likes a bit of pork. I don't know why I have been off the meat. Just a phase, maybe I will grow out of it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-13 05:20:24 EST (#)
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Drogo I expected you to calm this situation!
Right I will need to call on my next person to save the day, ROB BERG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-13 05:18:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-13 05:15:16 EST (#)
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I was talking about meat. Em has such a filthy mind. I crave meat. I haven't had meat in weeks. Meat. Hot, steaming meaty meat.
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Well my meat is only hot and steamy in certain circumstances. For instance last night I had left over Roast Pork, cold, with some lovely apple and pear sauce that i made all by myself.
Why havent you had meat for so long Orphelia?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-13 05:17:20 EST (#)
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Hang on, Em. Drogo is accusing us of having a rash.
*scratch scratch*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-13 05:15:16 EST (#)
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I was talking about meat. Em has such a filthy mind. I crave meat. I haven't had meat in weeks. Meat. Hot, steaming meaty meat.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-13 05:14:48 EST (#)
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Drogo im asking for you to save me, she is sausage obsessed, apparently it has to be hot and greasy too.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-13 05:13:35 EST (#)
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I step out the office for a few days and you two, Orphelia and Em, are all over each other like a rash.
Orphelia I thought we shared a deep Internet love? I shall now go and cry
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-13 05:04:28 EST (#)
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There is no one else on here - well only watchers and they don't count. No one to save you. Drogo would be no use anyway. He wants your body more than I do.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-13 05:00:14 EST (#)
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hey can someone else come to this post, O is trying to seduce me, its time like this I need super drogo to come to my rescue.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-13 04:56:15 EST (#)
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Bought the tone down how? All I am saying is I wanna stuff my face with meat. I haven't had a good stuffing in ages. I am gagging for one!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-13 04:52:02 EST (#)
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Oh, O! You brought the tone down, tut tut.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-13 04:49:52 EST (#)
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No my bagel was plain. But now I want a big greasey hot sausage. Yum.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-13 04:43:53 EST (#)
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Why? did you have a big sausage in your bagel?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-13 04:18:26 EST (#)
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Well this just put me off my bagel.
Hehe
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-13 03:49:20 EST (#)
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Girls stop fighting ;) I have a mad few minutes when I just copy and paste your name because I cant spell it and drop it all of Uber, I guess it could appear very weird. But sometimes after i have refeered to you properly in a post I go on a Sacrilicious spree, uh oh looks like im gonna have to do it again!!
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Oh and Crystle I pull girls hair when im trying to do that hehe
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-12 18:35:21 EST (#)
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he wants you, but is afraid that if he says so because the other boys will give him atomic wedgies. So he picks on you instead.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-12 18:21:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-12 12:10:00 EST (#)
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Sacrilicious
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So um..what's with all the name dropping lately? I mean it's fine and all, but on a few occasions I have no idea why or what exactly you're trying to say.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-06 11:09:22 EST (#)
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Sometimes I just dance along to Shawn Michaels theme song, it sounds so appropriate.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-01 11:15:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-01 10:15:58 EDT (#)
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hey im sick of being insulted!
That took some time.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-29 06:54:08 EDT (#)
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That would surely make young children cry! Arghhhh!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-29 06:40:27 EDT (#)
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I forgot to buy a pumpkin this year so I got a photo of orphelia and stuck it round a football.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-29 06:31:27 EDT (#)
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How appropriate this pops up at Hallowe'en.
Heheh
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-29 05:50:18 EDT (#)
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Cheers Merlina :)
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-27 11:59:58 EDT (#)
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Get well soon sweetness
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2007-10-16 19:32:51 EDT (#)
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Did you use the old man's penile 'gel' on your hairdo? Nice 'There's Something About Mary'.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-08 14:11:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-08 13:53:32 EDT (#)
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You're ugly too. Do not retaliatory -2 me ever again for calling someone ugly when you are uglier and just as old.
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Yer a cranky wee critter ain't ya?
Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-08 13:53:32 EDT (#)
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You're ugly too. Do not retaliatory -2 me ever again for calling someone ugly when you are uglier and just as old.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-07 08:24:59 EDT (#)
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Closet ghey :)
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-07 06:54:32 EDT (#)
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Let's hope B-B doesn't ban me for this bullcrap.
99 luftballons
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-07 06:52:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-07 06:52:26 EDT (#)
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you tempted me into a bloody camwhore!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112310#2547580
burn mf, burn!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-07 06:51:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-07 06:50:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-07 06:50:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-07 06:49:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-07 06:03:24 EDT (#)
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This really needs to crumple the 100 revoews barrier.
ok.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-07 06:03:24 EDT (#)
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This really needs to crumple the 100 revoews barrier.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:58:26 EDT (#)
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GAW!!!! WTF!!!!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:48:41 EDT (#)
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HAWT
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-10-01 19:10:11 EDT (#)
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Hey. I'll work on something this week poetry wise.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-10-01 13:55:22 EDT (#)
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cute little fishie :)
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-09-25 14:15:11 EDT (#)
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penis + shoulder + camwhore = auto +2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-25 04:08:59 EDT (#)
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What is?? are you flirting with me :(
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-25 04:01:13 EDT (#)
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Damn fine!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-23 18:14:56 EDT (#)
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Awww
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-23 17:28:25 EDT (#)
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people that always go out of thier way to point out their hot wives/girlfriends - generally are single and lonely.
*looks pointedly at Dangerpants*
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-23 17:18:08 EDT (#)
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Well hey there's nothing wrong with bulging eyes and pursed lips............is there?
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Definitely not.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-23 17:17:00 EDT (#)
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Hello Emission.
Submitted by MouRNIngLoRY (user info) at 2007-09-22 14:39:23 EDT (#)
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You are just SO pretty.
And I love you.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-09-22 00:10:59 EDT (#)
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frig. he did it. it has gay written it all over this... but, i like this gaylord so. +2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-21 21:20:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-09-21 16:59:29 EDT (#)
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You plus 2 me?
I plus 2 you.
You see how this works?
Good. Keep it up.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-09-21 21:12:08 EDT (#)
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you are one hideous looking muppet
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-21 18:32:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:39:45 EDT (#)
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well I demand to see SG.
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I could link you to some pictures of her that are already posted on this site... but I won't.
This is a fun picture of you. You look crazy.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-09-21 16:59:29 EDT (#)
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You plus 2 me?
I plus 2 you.
You see how this works?
Good. Keep it up.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:11:06 EDT (#)
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Are you in a short bus?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:20:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:00:00 EDT (#)
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I feel dirty....BUT GREAT!
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-21 12:58:59 EDT (#)
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I'm getting no rocks off. You asked to see her, and I'm obliging. Don't be getting all nasty with her or anything. She's a lady.
Email me and I will send you an SG-approved picture.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-21 12:27:41 EDT (#)
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http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000DG5UE.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 12:26:56 EDT (#)
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Ok Danger I shall flirt with your girlfriend if thats your wish, but i bet its you just getting your rocks off. meh either way.
Oh and thanks for all the complimentary look a likeys.
Bastards.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-21 12:23:56 EDT (#)
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Beeker
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:50:27 EDT (#)
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beeker?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:48:24 EDT (#)
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Gollum!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:42:22 EDT (#)
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heh
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:22:53 EDT (#)
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Nevermind... no I won't. I'm uninspired, and today doesn't feel like a good day to become an emo fag.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:10:44 EDT (#)
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She'll need to stay away from that sharp wit of yours if she is.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:07:14 EDT (#)
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What is she, inflatable?
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:06:12 EDT (#)
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She's not my wife, she's my kickass girlfriend. I trust the woman to stay out of trouble. Besides which, when is she ever going to talk to you except through me? She doesn't Uber anymore and has no interest in kicking the habit back up again. We're secure... I see no reason why she shouldn't be allowed to get her flirt on with some guy on practically the other side of the world.
This does remind me of a relatively entertaining story, however. I think I'll post it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:04:20 EDT (#)
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Yes however im just going home ,well for a swim first then to tidy my room :) Meant to be seeing a friend later but I think she wants to bale on me, I will not let her even though I wish to stay in and watch the Friday night Project. pride thing.
Coventry must be the worst place to break down in ever. Get a takeaway Merlina!Whatever you decide upon have the best time :)
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:00:57 EDT (#)
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You still at work EI?
I'm trying to sort out a dinner party for the outlaws. They've just broken down in Coventry in their Merc...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:55:47 EDT (#)
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Ummm why are you pimping your wife out to me? Even I feel kinda wrong.
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:52:53 EDT (#)
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dangerpants7.at.gmail.com
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:51:06 EDT (#)
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WHY!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:50:22 EDT (#)
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There's something wrong with you...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:42:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:30:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:09:24 EDT (#)
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No crumplage from Shlongy. Shlongy is a peace lovin' dude.
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He's also a cockloving faggot.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO KNOCK YOUR TEETH DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT, YOU ROID-INFESTED SHITHEEL.
Ooops, sorry...let me get back to peace loving.
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:41:02 EDT (#)
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I promised her I wouldn't post her on Uber. The exchange will have to be made over emails.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:39:45 EDT (#)
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well I demand to see SG.
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:37:00 EDT (#)
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Thanks a ton, EI. How bad is it when you wake up in the morning and your girlfriend is checking out another dude's camwhore? And then, when you ask her what she's doing, she says things like, "Trying to remember exactly why I moved away from home."
SuperGirlfriend stealer.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:33:42 EDT (#)
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Uh oh
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:30:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:09:24 EDT (#)
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No crumplage from Shlongy. Shlongy is a peace lovin' dude.
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He's also a cockloving faggot.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:30:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:28:36 BST (#)
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Eugene! That was it. Add him to your list.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUCKING RIGHT IT'S AWESOME.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:29:23 EDT (#)
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Oh ffs
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:28:36 EDT (#)
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Eugene! That was it. Add him to your list.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:25:00 EDT (#)
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are you saying he looks pretty nice on the telly then?
Well maybe im rough then!!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:23:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:13:05 BST (#)
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Oh Yozz, I can run off the list of people I have been compared too
Dick from Dick and Dom
'H' from Steps
Stan Laurel
Rhys Efans
Chandler from Friends
some guy in prison break
and charlie brown with hair
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I can think of another: A bulldog's cunt.
I met Dick from Dick and Dom once. He looks proper rough when he's not on the telly.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:13:05 EDT (#)
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Oh Yozz, I can run off the list of people I have been compared too
Dick from Dick and Dom
'H' from Steps
Stan Laurel
Rhys Efans
Chandler from Friends
some guy in prison break
and charlie brown with hair
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:09:24 EDT (#)
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No crumplage from Shlongy. Shlongy is a peace lovin' dude.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:08:19 EDT (#)
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Do you hang around with a big fat guy? 'Cause you look just like Stan Laurel.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:00:17 EDT (#)
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I wonder if Shlongy will come along and crumple me
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:48:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:09:38 EDT (#)
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Hey CT, by the way i dont have the ghey aidz ;)
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*phew* Well, THAT'S a relief!
It's time for me to get a haircut again - I know this because every morning, I spike it up like yours, and it falls back flat within a half hour. :(
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:26:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:17:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:15:02 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:09:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:08:41 BST (#)
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What the hell is wrong with my hair!
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If you have to ask...
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however, at least he has hair to have something wrong with.
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I'm actually sporting a rather splendid mohawk right now.
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that's just cuz the rest of it fell out.
ei - it's the gelled fork in toaster look :p
although my hair's not much better.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:23:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 04:49:19 EDT (#)
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Beaner!!!!!!!!! come perv at me, i look goooorgeous
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Man you are one ugly bird repellant!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:22:17 EDT (#)
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Anyway my hair doesnt usually have that much 'VO5 Surf Style Matte Effect Texturising Paste' but I had to attend a meeting at work so was looking smart.
Noonie why do you hate my hair..
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:17:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:15:02 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:09:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:08:41 BST (#)
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What the hell is wrong with my hair!
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If you have to ask...
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however, at least he has hair to have something wrong with.
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I'm actually sporting a rather splendid mohawk right now.
EI, my eyebrows are all mine as well. At least they're unique, commoner.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:17:13 EDT (#)
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(sigh)
Dammit, I don't shave my head 'cause I like the Cueball look, okay?
I do it 'cause otherwise I'd look like a middle-aged accountant.
:(
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:15:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:09:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:08:41 BST (#)
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What the hell is wrong with my hair!
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If you have to ask...
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however, at least he has hair to have something wrong with.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:12:58 EDT (#)
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nerdy dude from big bro?? hmmmmmmm
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:10:11 EDT (#)
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excuse me HBTS....patchy eyebrows mean anything to you, check mine, they are all mine.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:09:56 EDT (#)
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What was that nerdy dude from Big Brother's name again?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:09:38 EDT (#)
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Hey CT, by the way i dont have the ghey aidz ;)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:09:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:08:41 BST (#)
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What the hell is wrong with my hair!
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If you have to ask...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:08:41 EDT (#)
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What the hell is wrong with my hair!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:07:44 EDT (#)
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OH GOD WHY?!?!..................
and get yourself checked for the ghey aids, you don't know where that old man's penis has been!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:06:18 EDT (#)
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christ the hair...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:05:35 EDT (#)
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Hi EI!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:00:11 EDT (#)
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Yes, yes i am. But gay as in happy thank you very much.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-21 08:59:16 EDT (#)
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You're such a gay.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-21 08:27:15 EDT (#)
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Needs more hair gel.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-21 08:09:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-21 06:54:18 EDT (#)
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your camwhore is worse than mine... sweet.
I wanna write something... but i don;t know what. damn writers block!
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I was sitting there on my couch last night, watching some random stupid show when the greatest title in history dropped into my lap. I was excited, thinking about all the potential it had.
And then I remembered that I don't post no more.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 07:53:05 EDT (#)
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As far as swimming injuries go, I have only ever pulled a muscle in my back but feck me , was that painful!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-21 06:56:40 EDT (#)
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somewhat related linkwhore: http://www.ubersite.com/m/50439
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-21 06:54:18 EDT (#)
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your camwhore is worse than mine... sweet.
I wanna write something... but i don;t know what. damn writers block!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-21 06:50:59 EDT (#)
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HOLY FUCK YOU'RE UGLY!!!
J/K.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 05:58:50 EDT (#)
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Awwww sorry fatso
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-21 05:28:51 EDT (#)
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Ouch!!!
that hurt my feeling.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 05:23:23 EDT (#)
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Shut up Obelix.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-21 05:22:46 EDT (#)
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Tin Tin
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-21 04:53:27 EDT (#)
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Thats ok Em he looks like Colin Murray anyway. That story was amazing by the way.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 04:44:26 EDT (#)
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Yep boobies are great. Bet fakey coems along and calls me tin tin :(
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-21 04:44:15 EDT (#)
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lovely guy...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 04:42:06 EDT (#)
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I forgot to mention he also looked like a Zulu warrior. He was say 55.... so although I could of caught him, I think the flapping life guards were in charge of the situation.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-21 04:41:49 EDT (#)
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You cute lil' porcupine, you...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-21 04:41:36 EDT (#)
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Accidental exposure at the pool is easy. My boobies are always popping out to say hello - they are just so bouyant. I once saw a couple having sex in the stand up dryers at my local baths they wre caught and escorted off the premises. Stupid really they could have just used the changing cubicles like normal people...
Good camwhore.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-21 04:38:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 04:31:51 EDT (#)
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No he touched me, it was a one way thing. I forgot to say he was led out of the sports centre with his trunks pulled up.
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Did you at least thank him?
You probably missed the part where you ran out after him. hehehehehe
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 04:35:35 EDT (#)
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Lucky no one ventures that close then.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-21 04:31:56 EDT (#)
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i think the hair would inflict pain on anybody who ventured too close.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 04:31:51 EDT (#)
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No he touched me, it was a one way thing. I forgot to say he was led out of the sports centre with his trunks pulled up.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-21 04:25:38 EDT (#)
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Youze weird boy.
Did you touch his penis back?