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UBER GO ROUND 2007 - Final Matchup and Inevitable Shit Talking Bonanza (1240 hits)

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Rating: 1.4 on 75 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2007-09-21 10:40:16 EDT


But I just wanna have some fun
Probably won't see no money
I just wanna have some fun
Before they throw me in the sanitarium
Ramones - 'All The Way'


Welcome to Uber-Go-Round (U-G-R)©™ FINALS!

Round 4 brought us the clever autobiography of your Christmas dinner by Brdn_Nkd,
A creative tale of musings on destiny by Fey,
A dare-turned-er..-ode-to-ghola from CaptainThorns,
And the-closest-we-may-ever-see-to-a-heartfelt-uber-love-letter from Shlongy.with BONUS TOILET CAMWHORE.

The round also holds the esteemed record for the only UGR'07 round with no forfeits. Good work, youse.

Please be sure to confirm your tittle agreement below. If your opponent doesn't come along to comment by sometime tomorr.. oh who am I kidding there are only two of you left and you're going to do what you want anyway.

ROUND 5 ENTRY DEADLINE is 11:59PM EST TUESDAY, 9/25- as in one minute before midnight EST on Tuesday night. Voting will close on Thursday, 9/27 at midnight, with EXCITING WINNAR RESULTS/WRAP-UP posted 9/28.


AND THEN THERE WERE TWO.


Your FINAL PAIRING is:


Shlongy vs Fey


Have at each other, you two!


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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-06 21:39:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nuh uh.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

MOG

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 08:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-25 16:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well, at least now she's obviously a broad....

an anorexic shovel face, but female and nekkid, none the less...
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Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha....yeah....it looks so much better in Notepad... :(

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-25 23:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/111998

I got nothin'.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-25 16:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-25 16:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well, at least now she's obviously a broad....




an anorexic shovel face, but female and nekkid, none the less...
____



Ha!

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-25 16:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-25 16:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well, at least now she's obviously a broad....




an anorexic shovel face, but female and nekkid, none the less...

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-25 16:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GODDAMNIT

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-25 16:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Let's try this again...

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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-25 16:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FUCK

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-25 16:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Here's a special one for Shlongy.....god, I hope this works.

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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-25 16:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

<(o_o<) (>o_o)> ^(o_o^) (^o_o)^ (^o_o)>



Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-25 16:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm just joking. I'm mad at philadelphia right now.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-25 16:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-25 15:39:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm trying to up my emoticon usage - it seems to cramp up Shlongy's taint for some reason.
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Well then, between you and me, we should have his taint cramped up into his intestine by nightfall. ;)

Look, a skateboarder! ==> O-\-<]:


Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-25 16:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fly Eagles Fly is the fight song. Mine was just a generic cheer, you see.

When did G-Love become the spokesperson for Philly? And that show is dumb, but it's a TV SHOW.

Cheesesteaks are awesome.

In conclusion, you are wrong. Good talk.

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-25 16:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

and what's up with those HIDEOUS throwbacks? no wonder Detroit lost... they were blinded by those fluorescent monstrosities.... ugh.

Philly sucks. G. Love is a tool. "It's always sunny in Philadelphia" isn't funny. Cheese-steaks are gross.



Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-25 15:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GO EAGLES WOO
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i thought it was fly eagles fly. Whatever. I hate the eagles. and the phillies. and rocky.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-25 15:39:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I'm trying to up my emoticon usage - it seems to cramp up Shlongy's taint for some reason.



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-25 15:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-25 15:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It was a rhetorical (and satirical) question, Rob.

<3

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Just sayin'.

: )



Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-25 15:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It was a rhetorical (and satirical) question, Rob.

<3

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-25 15:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-25 15:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-25 14:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-23 18:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I still think TheUniter is jonnyx.

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haha

not a fucking chance.
===========================

Agreed...but whom drops his ratings, and why?

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Better question : who really cares?

I find 'theUniter' infinitely entertaining and easily one of the smartest nerds wasting time on this site. Why does it matter so much who it is?

I also tend to think 'Why' is a very absurd question to ask when it comes to participation around here - lets face it: we're ALL retards.

Yes, that means you too Shlongy.


Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-25 15:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-25 14:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-23 18:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I still think TheUniter is jonnyx.

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haha

not a fucking chance.
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Agreed...but whom drops his ratings, and why?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-25 14:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-23 18:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I still think TheUniter is jonnyx.

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haha

not a fucking chance.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-25 14:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-22 20:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I, S.I. Co. Semen, will personally guarantee Shlongy's inevitable victory in this stupid fucking contest. I will heavily pepper each post with all alters available, including TheUniter.

That is all.

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I think this has gots ta be one of the nerdiest declarations ever made on this website.


Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-25 14:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/111987

Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-24 12:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I owned the silly colored throwback uni before the season even began. However, one piece of trivia that you failed to mention is that th reason the Eagles are green currently is because of the mixture of yellow and blue. Fact! Did Fey forfeit or am I still going to have to cheat for him?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"The ugly ass uniforms worn by the Eagles were the most hideous, ugly ass uniforms seen in the NFL since 1933 when Philadelphia first took the Eastern Division by storm, flying (get it) to a dominating 28-82 record in its first 10 seasons. Their first winning season took wing (get it) in 1943, but only after merging their roster with the Pittsburg Steelers' to field a team called the Steagles. This is an undertaking best left forgotten."

GO SILLY COLORED THROWBACK UNIS WOO

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-24 08:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-21 22:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shlongy won? Really?
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Yup. Really.

*feels floor getting colder beneath feet*

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-23 18:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I still think TheUniter is jonnyx.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-23 17:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"The 56 points by the Eagles were the most points they scored since October 25, 1953 in a 56-17 win against the Chicago Cardinals."

GO EAGLES WOO

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-23 05:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is almost epic.

Trashcanking against Ikeagirl.

This will be remembered.

Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-22 20:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I, S.I. Co. Semen, will personally guarantee Shlongy's inevitable victory in this stupid fucking contest. I will heavily pepper each post with all alters available, including TheUniter.

That is all.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-22 14:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 09:26:17 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How about "Last Man Boshing".

Or, "Bosh Man Standing"?


Or, "Let's make Out, Fey".
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uurghh - she's a dead ringer for Howard Stern, you're fuckin sick, El Jefe...

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-21 22:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shlongy won? Really?

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-09-21 21:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wholeheartedly approve of this match up.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-21 16:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-09-21 12:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Figure it's been awhile, think I'll pop in on Uber and what do I find? Schlongy winning a contest? WTF?
----------------------------
Who's Schlongy?

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 12:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There's now sno-cones in hell, too. It's a crazy world.

Check out the last 4 winning Shlongy posts and cover your monitor.

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-09-21 12:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Figure it's been awhile, think I'll pop in on Uber and what do I find? Schlongy winning a contest? WTF?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 12:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've been there and I know that...

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-21 12:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 12:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How about "Last Man Boshing".

Or, "Bosh Man Standing"?


Or, "Let's make Out, Fey".
--------------------------------

Heh. No mere mortal man can survive a Scandinavian love session. It's like the love of demigods.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-21 12:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahhahahahahhaha

all acceptable

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 12:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How about "Last Man Boshing".

Or, "Bosh Man Standing"?


Or, "Let's make Out, Fey".

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-21 12:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i approve of that.. not that i have any say whatsoever.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-21 12:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Last [Bosh]Man Standing.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-21 12:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

All part of my master plan, Herb. All part of my master plan.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-21 12:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Last Man Standing.


Eh?
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you spelled bosh wrong!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 12:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No you didn't, Thorns. I WORKED hard to get you eliminated...remember?

I pretty much do whatever ghola wants since our "encounter", so I'll have to see if I can pull a few strings.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-21 12:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yah, it'd be funny if you forfeited.
do it.
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Shlongy, if you forfeit, I will crumple your Jewish ass faster than you can say yamulke. I WORKED VERY HARD TO GET MYSELF ELIMINATED SO YOU COULD MAKE THE FINALS, DAMNIT!

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Last Man Standing.


Eh?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

pick a title that includes the word bosh somehow.


Bauahahahahaha babahahahahabababa

I think I have to admit- after "Shlongy" and maybe "Electro" (although I don't REALLY think Electro's a character), DudeThatsBosh is my favorite character on this site.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't have any idea on a title, Fey, but how can we get a picture of you and I together, semi-naked in an uncompromising position, for me to use for my next post IF I choose to submit, by Tuesday?

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

pick a title that includes the word bosh somehow.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Tuxinator (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Should have been thorns and fey...


Who the fuck asked you?

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:46:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

In the middle there somewhere, Shlongy's apathy actually had me wondering if I could remember what 'UGR' stood for.




This is a fascinating thing. Shlongy, dear man, [I reserve the right to ignore any and every thing you suggest] what shall our title be?

Submitted by Tuxinator (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Should have been thorns and fey...

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There were some "good reads"?

The only posts I read were my own and those were far from "good reads", and I listened to Thorns' song.

Other than that, sadly, I had little interest.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ah - think of the hits, Shlongy - if you forfiet you won't get any.



I agree with Barry - this has been an entertaining contest. And some good reads. What more could one ask for?

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WOOOO STB!!!


STB!!!

STB!!!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

tee hee shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yah, it'd be funny if you forfeited.
do it.



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

See? My strategy is working already. (see below)

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that blows ass..... both that you don't want to play and there are shit heads who instead of voting on the pieces would vote against you just to do so. I know you're a little guy but be the bigger man and come up with something epic. This is it shlongy, your chance to shine, your chance to radiate your splendor all over the page, your chance to show the world little men are huge on the inside, or something.

I was entertained by this contest. thanks to all who participated.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't care if she posts horseshit I'm voting for Fey.



THAT DOES IT. I'M NOT PLAYING NOW.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is bizarre. Surreal. And other such words...





Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Actually, "All the Way" is probably my favorite song on THAT Ramones album so I should re-rate.

"Feedback blastin' out my ears makes me sooooo high...."

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 11:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll have my people get in touch with your people once I decide whether I'm interested in participating in the finals.

I think that I may be able to create a larger shitstorm/fest if I forfeited, after going through the trouble of eliminating Thorns.

Let's see how my weekend goes.

SHLONGY: Holding Uber contests hostage since 2004.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sprinkles.

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:55:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No matter who wins, this will be epic.


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This has been a very strange competition.

Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No matter who wins, this will be epic.

Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't care if she posts horseshit I'm voting for Fey.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


right



Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Shlongy was robbed.


I'm sick of eating hoagies! I want a grinder, a sub, a foot-long
hero! I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live? Won't you,
please?

-- Homer Simpson
Fear of Flying