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Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2007-09-21 12:49:37 EDT
1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
Not sure if you've seen the below but I thought it was cool. Follow the directions and give it a try.
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-21 08:01:51 EST (#)
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merry christmas four eyes. I mean one leg.
:(
look at it this way, you're compensating.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-12-21 05:59:19 EST (#)
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LSO- DOES ANYONE REMEMBER A POST ABOUT AN OFFICE WORKER WHO HAS BIG PLANS FOR HIS CARDBOARD BOX FORT? I LOVE THAT POST... WHO/ WHAT/ WHERE IS IT?
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This might be the one you mean, Siren:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30871
Submitted by DancingOtter (user info) at 2007-10-02 03:53:08 EDT (#)
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It's Shlongy!
Submitted by insanedoc (user info) at 2007-10-02 03:24:09 EDT (#)
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1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
Lock them up in the same jail cell as Michael Jackson and put a curtain around it so no one has to watch. Two birds, one stone.
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
I love all of Ubersite.
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
I stopped going to my Russian class. Last time I went, my professor told me that simply having me living in the same city was a detriment to his other students' success. So I did him a little favor.
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
Trespassing, I suppose. I got bored a few nights ago so I walked around my campus at 4:30am. Oh yes, I'm hardcore.
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
You. I think you're inquisitive, hence the little quiz here.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
Late fall. Its chilled off, but not cold.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-09-28 01:23:05 EDT (#)
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1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
Animal cruelty sucks. These boys need to be incarcerated in some kind of institution and counseled until they are proven to be fit of mind. I am assuming that if this doesn't happen that they will kill again, only the next time it will be a little girl.
What would I say to them? I would ask them what the fuck their major malfunction is.
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo.
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
I do nice things for people everyday. I open doors, smile, let people ahead of me at the store when I have way more stuff to checkout then they do. Hell, I have a hard time keeping track of all that stuff. It's my way of "Paying it Forward."
I was sitting on the bleachers at my sons soccer game today, and all of the opposing teams parents sat around me on the bleachers because it was an "away" game and I obviously picked the wrong set of bleachers to sit on. Anyway, I didn't get up to move even though some parents for our boys were sitting on the adjacent set of bleachers. The reason for this was that I like to hear what they are saying about our team. Well, this one father was bitching up a storm about how big my son was and how it isn't fair that kids that size should be allowed to play with smaller kids. My son is in tenth grade, is six foot one inch and two hundred twenty five pounds. He was also bitching about my son pushing the smaller boys around. Mind you, this is JV level soccer and all the boys are pretty much the same age. Anyway, I sat there and listened to him for about forty five minutes and never once did I get up and rip his throat out with my bare hands. Never once did I shove my thumbs so far into his eye sockets that they came out with his optic nerves dangling from my fingernails. Never once did I rip his tongue out, put it in my mouth, chew it up and swallow it right in front of his very eyes and then go back for seconds.
I would say that was pretty goddamn nice of me.
Why did I spare this guy his life? Because I can't go see my kids games, concerts, etc. if I'm in prison.
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
Like I'm going to tell you this.
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
Does it really matter how I perceive any user on this site? I will tell you that, for the most part I find most of the users here to be intelligent and caring people.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
I like Spring because it's when baseball season starts.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-09-26 18:57:07 EDT (#)
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1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
They should all be locked up in a Juvenile detention centre until they're of age, and then tried as adults. This is of course if i was operating under the law, other wise I would have them all put down, because they are clearly sociopaths and have no place in a decent society.
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96561
It's JoeyG and it's fucking hilarious, the best part is when the electrician licks his fingers to test whether or not the wires are live.
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
I got two of my friends back together after they broke up over stupid shit one month ago
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
Smoked Pot 3-4 weeks ago
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
Caulaincourt: French canadian
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
December/winter: Because christmas time rocks!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-09-26 01:33:00 EDT (#)
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1. No punishment. Tell them that people who frame their actions in emotive, bias-inducing terms like "a young girl's pomeranian" should get the death sentence for targeted questions.
2. I've never learnt more in less time that in this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/74387
3. How can you do something for no particular reason and answer "why" you did it?
4. Friday: A lot of speed. Saturday: Two pills.
5. Danger Ranger: The second coming.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-25 23:45:27 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111998
Check THAT post out.
Think you have questions NOW...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-24 19:17:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:09:42 EDT (#)
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filthy violence merges into your sexual evolution and next thing you know, you find yourself in adulthood, tied up in a motel room, cross dressing, waiting to get raped and violated by a 50 years old trucker you met on the internet.
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Sounds like my typical Saturday night.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 18:53:51 EDT (#)
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Caul, my cold black heart is surpassed only by yours.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:43:26 EDT (#)
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kaelic, that noob is a piglet http://www.ubersite.com/m/111836 who probably wants attention from us.
who's gonna pity fuck her?
rock paper scisors?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:40:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:09:54 EDT (#)
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Just wanted to point out this comes from the guy who thinks it's OK to crush the heads of baby birds. Psychopath, anyone?
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that "caul the psycho/kaelic the hero" argument was fun on gabbly. it's just old and tired now.
though you did rally some errant noob.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:38:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:26:21 EDT (#)
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Kaelic - since when did holding the door open constitute as being nice? I thought that was everyday politeness.
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who is this faggot and what makes him think that i spent more than 10 seconds to answer those 5 questions?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:26:21 EDT (#)
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Kaelic - since when did holding the door open constitute as being nice? I thought that was everyday politeness.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:09:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:14:36 EDT (#)
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1. who gives a shit?
2. http://www.ubersite.com/m/43788#774713 this exchange always made me laugh uncontrollably
3. i held the door for someone five minutes ago
4. did cocaine a month a go
5. i am awesome
EXTRA CREDIT: July, cuz it's teh summer
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Just wanted to point out this comes from the guy who thinks it's OK to crush the heads of baby birds. Psychopath, anyone?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:37:17 EDT (#)
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Who wants to come walk the picket line with me , later?
C'mon, it'll be fun, we can heckle people passing by and moon all the news crews that are there.
OH NOES!!! I MAY BE ON T.V AND I HAVE A ZIT.
20 BUX SAYS NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO DUCK AWAY FROM THE CAMERA CREWS, ME AND MY CHIN ZIT WILL MAKE THE FUCKING NIGHTLY NEWS.
*SIGH*
unlike the other fools i work with i really have no desire to be on T.V. or have an idiot reporter asking me dumbshit questions like
"So you only get 200 dollars a week on strike. Can you live on that?"
My reply will be "Can you?" <kick in the nuts> " any other compelling questions?"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:32:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:28:10 EDT (#)
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*reads cauls' comment to Anansie*
*Backs slowly away, hitting power button*
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this totally happened to me!
:-P
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:31:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:26:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:13:19 EDT (#)
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>> cuz i'm not here 24/7 and i spent the weekend away
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So out of ALL the comments below you randomly chose mine to dissect? Interesting but I'm going to go ahead and say I don't buy that answer. Whatever. Have a swell afternoon.
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randomly? no. i read a few of the recent ones and picked the one that has <B>'s. i didn't read the others. i ask you that cuz many of your posts discuss animal cruelty. i expected an honest answer
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:30:31 EDT (#)
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oh, and the difference between killing a beloved pet and killing a bovine inteaded for consumption: the death of the pet is for the enjoyment of killing, the death of the bovine is for food, in other words, the suffering and death are not the focus.
It's the enjoyment of inflicting pain on a helpless creature for no good reason that is the issue here, not that we as people eat meat. (or chicken)
mmmmmmmmmmmm... meat.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:28:10 EDT (#)
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*reads cauls' comment to Anansie*
*Backs slowly away, hitting power button*
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:26:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:13:19 EDT (#)
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>> cuz i'm not here 24/7 and i spent the weekend away
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So out of ALL the comments below you randomly chose mine to dissect? Interesting but I'm going to go ahead and say I don't buy that answer. Whatever. Have a swell afternoon.
I'm putting on my cape and I'm off to rid the world of animal abusers. One small hop at a time.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:13:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:07:15 EDT (#)
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To answer your question CaulI am a product of my mother. She was always helping and rescuing animals. She would take in all types of squirrels, raccoons, birds that my cat might have injured.
She was always rescuing cats and dogs from the pound and would find them homes or we would keep them. Growing up we had dogs, cats, birds, ferret's all kinds of creatures.
The reason I despise animal cruelty is because of my late dog 'Brindle'. We rescued her from the pound. She had been stabbed, set on fire and nearly died from starvation. I've never seen anything so horrible in my life and it took a very long time for her to be social and friendly around people and to act and be what a dog should: healthy, happy, energetic and lovable.
Since you NEEDED to know so you can fish for some deeper meaning to all of this, there you have it. Plain and simple. """
>> thanks...that's all i wanted to know. i have no problem with that explanation.
Let me ask you this though. My beliefs and feelings on this topic are similar to forensicgirl3 and few others who've commented below? Why wait so long to begin this discussion until I shared my feelings? You had plenty of opportunity to begin this chitchat with others days ago. Why wait until now?"""
>> cuz i'm not here 24/7 and i spent the weekend away
Oh, buy the way, did I mention that I have twin step sons? Well I do. One of them has a serious crush on this girl and he loves to pull her pig tails at recess. You remind me of him. Tell me, is that a LOGICAL comparison? Get over it already, I'm happily married.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:09:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:50:46 EDT (#)
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All that being said, I am like mystia as far as my own personal viewpoint on animals goes. I like them and cannot empathize with someone who would hurt one for nothing other than pleasure.
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had your father put his cock into your mouth and finger your innocent pink anus, you would appreciate the relief and empowering sentiment provided when grabbing a cat by the throat and strangling it until its eyes burst out while still gasping for life. dying cats sound very human you know. of course after the rush, you feel guilt and remorse but once you hit puberty, you can erase those feelings with sexuality. filthy violence merges into your sexual evolution and next thing you know, you find yourself in adulthood, tied up in a motel room, cross dressing, waiting to get raped and violated by a 50 years old trucker you met on the internet.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:08:22 EDT (#)
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haha you're a stupid cow lover!
NEENER NEENER NEENER NEENER NEENER
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:07:15 EDT (#)
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Method - Where did I EVER say I think dogs are cuter than cows? Actually, I think cows are very cute and adorable. They have the cutest little faces. In fact, I they're so cute I collect different sized cows.
Right now they're in my back yard eating hay.
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"Why don't you tell us the real reason why you care so much about animal cruelty and stop being an idiot on purpose?"
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To answer your question CaulI am a product of my mother. She was always helping and rescuing animals. She would take in all types of squirrels, raccoons, birds that my cat might have injured.
She was always rescuing cats and dogs from the pound and would find them homes or we would keep them. Growing up we had dogs, cats, birds, ferret's all kinds of creatures.
The reason I despise animal cruelty is because of my late dog 'Brindle'. We rescued her from the pound. She had been stabbed, set on fire and nearly died from starvation. I've never seen anything so horrible in my life and it took a very long time for her to be social and friendly around people and to act and be what a dog should: healthy, happy, energetic and lovable.
Since you NEEDED to know so you can fish for some deeper meaning to all of this, there you have it. Plain and simple.
So dissect my comment any way you see fit and analyze them diligently. Insult my intelligence,
be sure to twist my words around and flip this into another topic. My comparisons suck and I fail to answer your questions.
Let me ask you this though. My beliefs and feelings on this topic are similar to forensicgirl3 and few others who've commented below? Why wait so long to begin this discussion until I shared my feelings? You had plenty of opportunity to begin this chitchat with others days ago. Why wait until now?
Oh, buy the way, did I mention that I have twin step sons? Well I do. One of them has a serious crush on this girl and he loves to pull her pig tails at recess. You remind me of him. Tell me, is that a LOGICAL comparison? Get over it already, I'm happily married.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:51:39 EDT (#)
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Ah, the accidentally misdirected "fag below." Classic.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:50:58 EDT (#)
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AWW GODAMMIT
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:50:49 EDT (#)
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fag below
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:50:46 EDT (#)
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I don't think anyone is trying to say one type of cruelty justifies the other. When people compare animal slaughter for food to torture of a pet, I think they are drawing a fairly relevant comparison. Cows are tied by their feet and have their throats slit. Chickens are killed in a brutal manner as well. The people involved in this are not sociopaths.
People hunt for pleasure as well. They are not considered sociopaths.
I do consider what these kids did to be deviant, insofar as society deems the torture of someone's pet unacceptable. However, with examples such as those listed above, it is not a very difficult leap of logic for them to say to themselves, "If it is ok to hunt and slaughter animals for sport and food, that means they are inferior to /less valuable than humans, and I can do with them as I please."
Children are given plenty of examples of violence towards animals that they can use to justify their own behavior to themselves.
All that being said, I am like mystia as far as my own personal viewpoint on animals goes. I like them and cannot empathize with someone who would hurt one for nothing other than pleasure.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:44:48 EDT (#)
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Punishment:
front row center for every show on the Hall and Oates reunion tour
If I could speak to the boys, what would I say? :
that was a bad! Be nice to doggie!... niiiiiice to doggie
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:35:36 EDT (#)
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Cunt?
Me?
<gasp>
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:24:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:18:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:14:11 EDT (#)
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"that's an explanation i can appreciate and understand"
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You'll find in your absence that we have evolved into a higher race of creatures with new priorities and beliefs. We no longer depend on money as our motivation; instead, we embrace philosophy and the betterment of mankind. I think you'll find your stay here at uber a lot more enjoyable this time around, Mystia.
Cunt.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:20:09 EDT (#)
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Obviously im just simple.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:18:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:14:11 EDT (#)
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"that's an explanation i can appreciate and understand"
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:18:37 EDT (#)
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I love being a typical englishman. Peole either think your simple and amusing or a poor chimney sweep who needs looking after.
I challenge anyone to punch Hugh Grant.
Actually after his last film...........
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:16:45 EDT (#)
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I don't know what i'm saying, I'm a stupid american = (
pip pip
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:14:37 EDT (#)
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How very dare you.
Limey is a great word for English, really non offensive. 'chin chin'
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:14:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:57:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:59:47 EDT (#)
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i think animal cruelty stirs up your emotions more than anything else...and i'd like to know why.
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Well, Caul if i may butt in, SINCE I'M ON STRIKE with nothing better to do at the moment besides worry. This is also an issue that riles my emotions as well, so i'll try to explain it best i can.
Please don't turn this into any kind of verbal battle. I think it's an honest question so i'll give you an honest answer from my point of view.
The explaination is that there really isn't one. Ever since i was a toddler my natural instinct has always drawn me to help any injured animal. My first rescue was at 3 yrs old. A black kitten was chained to a telephone pole and I ran crying to my babysitter to come and help it. it was choking. I've always had an ability to bond with animals. I don't know why. It just is that way. I've never been biten by any kind of animal or even hissed at by a cat. Every time i see an animal out in my yard at night my first instinct is to give them any food i was gonna toss out. I have a raccoon family 2 stray cats, and about 25 ducks that come to my driveway daily for leftovers.
I even rescue and help animals i don't really like, like seagulls and even snakes. My parents didn't teach me to help animals or to value them, I was just born this way. it's always been this way. I also feel that those who torture animals as a child are compelled to do so just the way i am compelled to save them. Everyone has things that matter to them and we are all different. Caring about animals is no different than caring about politics, or music or whatever else you are just drawn to.
It's not about putting animal life over human life. to me life is life and no life deserves to be unjustly tortured, that includes our food supply as well.
It's not about being socially inept or replacing people with pets in my life. I've always had both. I can tell you one thing tho, the dog that you love and shelter will give his life to protect you. how many "people" would?
Animals have helped humans throughout our entire evolution. Aside from providing food or furs, they also provided protection to people from other wild animals, provided transportation to humans long before a car was even an idea. plowed fields and done much work that humans could not do as productively. Shit pigeons and ponies were our only source of mail delievery for years.
I just feel that Animals have always served mankind in some way or another and people don't think about it that way.
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that's an explanation i can appreciate and understand.
we all have particular issues that stir up our emotions more than others.
i would've expected something similar from TL other than that irrational "ANYONE KICKING A DOG IS A SERIAL KILLER IN THE MAKING!" bullshit.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:11:46 EDT (#)
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stfu you limey twat
<ducks>
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:11:13 EDT (#)
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I dont think this 'discussion' is going anywhere.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:10:42 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111902#2533407
the way you interprete comparisons in surface is seriously sad.
i think even with a drawing and a basic logic course you would still fail to understand how your reasoning is basically flawed.
"all violent criminals display animal abuse in their childhood, therefore any animal abuser will be a violent criminal"
congratulations, you just failed the first question of an IQ test.
oh wait...you didn't say ALL, you said MANY! well, we have yet to see any evidence of that since it's not like we have a ratio of animal abusers who become murderers per the actual total number of those who harmed animals in their childhood.
i can explain it twenty different ways, using LOGICAL examples (not comparisons in context like you interprete them), you'll still think backward.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:08:48 EDT (#)
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YOU said it's ok to kill cows because they're NOT PETS. Your argument is based on the fact that dogs are cute and cows are not. Cows are incredibly intelligent animals, many times more so than dogs.
How do you justify in your mind that killing cows is not the same as killing dogs?
How is one ok and the other one isn't?
Because YOU, in your infinite wisdom, decided that dogs are cuter than cows?
Enlighten me, please.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:06:33 EDT (#)
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Yeah, put second in their twice...and obviously am having some difficulty typing today.
Whatever. I think I'll sit here and justify maybe killing my neighbor's cat for fun after I eat my chicken dinner of course. Yeah, I eat chicken. Have you ever seen them peck each other to death? That's nasty.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:04:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:55:15 EDT (#)
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How you can differentiate and justify pain and suffering between two sentient creatures because of the "role" WE'VE placed them in, is beyond me. Have you ever seen a cattle or any sort of livestock scream in pain and gurgle while their throat is cut, their eyes bulging out of their head in sheer terror? I highly doubt it, and if you did, you'd sing a different tune
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First I don't eat cow. Second No I have never seen such a horrible act nor do I ever want to.
Second, why does an issue about the murder of a pet always lead back to eating meat? I don't justify the murder of a cow. But the fact that they're not murdered in vain puts my mind at ease a little. Perhaps if we lived in a society that ate dogs it would be acceptable. We don't and it isn't.
Why are people comparing the two? One is a pet the other food. I have absolutely nothing to do with the 'role' we've created.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:57:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:59:47 EDT (#)
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i think animal cruelty stirs up your emotions more than anything else...and i'd like to know why.
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Well, Caul if i may butt in, SINCE I'M ON STRIKE with nothing better to do at the moment besides worry. This is also an issue that riles my emotions as well, so i'll try to explain it best i can.
Please don't turn this into any kind of verbal battle. I think it's an honest question so i'll give you an honest answer from my point of view.
The explaination is that there really isn't one. Ever since i was a toddler my natural instinct has always drawn me to help any injured animal. My first rescue was at 3 yrs old. A black kitten was chained to a telephone pole and I ran crying to my babysitter to come and help it. it was choking. I've always had an ability to bond with animals. I don't know why. It just is that way. I've never been biten by any kind of animal or even hissed at by a cat. Every time i see an animal out in my yard at night my first instinct is to give them any food i was gonna toss out. I have a raccoon family 2 stray cats, and about 25 ducks that come to my driveway daily for leftovers.
I even rescue and help animals i don't really like, like seagulls and even snakes. My parents didn't teach me to help animals or to value them, I was just born this way. it's always been this way. I also feel that those who torture animals as a child are compelled to do so just the way i am compelled to save them. Everyone has things that matter to them and we are all different. Caring about animals is no different than caring about politics, or music or whatever else you are just drawn to.
It's not about putting animal life over human life. to me life is life and no life deserves to be unjustly tortured, that includes our food supply as well.
It's not about being socially inept or replacing people with pets in my life. I've always had both. I can tell you one thing tho, the dog that you love and shelter will give his life to protect you. how many "people" would?
Animals have helped humans throughout our entire evolution. Aside from providing food or furs, they also provided protection to people from other wild animals, provided transportation to humans long before a car was even an idea. plowed fields and done much work that humans could not do as productively. Shit pigeons and ponies were our only source of mail delievery for years.
I just feel that Animals have always served mankind in some way or another and people don't think about it that way.
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Sorry about the cut and paste error.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:37:02 EDT (#)
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why don't you tell us the real reason why you care so much abuot animal cruelty and stop being an idiot on purpose?
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First I know a lot of boys hurt animals at a young age. Shouldn't happen! If their parents find out and they do nothing First I am aware that boys hurt animals at a young age. Shouldn't happen! If their parents find out and they do nothing about it, their sick too. And that is child abuse. Only people with serious mental issues would mistreat and kill animals for kicks. Or know about it and do nothing.
I'M the idiot??? Could be. But I'm not the one comparing the torture and murder of some girls pet to bed wetting and starting fires. This is about neither of those issues. This is about animal cruelty.
Caul, I know how you operate and you can compare this post to just about anything to stir up an arguement. The fact is your examples are extraneous and bare no similarity whatsoever. I don't think a bed wetter enjoys pissing the bed every night.
Call me anything you want. I've been around here long enough to know how you maneuver. Go try that shit out on someone else I know all your tricks.
And here are some stats for you http://www.bigcatrescue.org/teach_our_children.htm
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:55:15 EDT (#)
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How you can differentiate and justify pain and suffering between two sentient creatures because of the "role" WE'VE placed them in, is beyond me. Have you ever seen a cattle or any sort of livestock scream in pain and gurgle while their throat is cut, their eyes bulging out of their head in sheer terror? I highly doubt it, and if you did, you'd sing a different tune.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:51:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:37:36 EDT (#)
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It doesn't. Don't eat meat. Cattle isn't someones PET. It's cattle!!! RAISED to be eaten and ejoyed. They weren't killed in vain.
This is a young girls PET!!!
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Wow, TL, I adore you and all, but this was a really stupid fucking comment.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:46:42 EDT (#)
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If you're somewhere its legal of course.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:42:40 EDT (#)
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So could I raise a dog for the specific puproses to be killed painfully and then eaten amd not suffer your wrath?
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:29:52 EDT (#)
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It was the very first comment. Dipshit.
Oh what the fuck ever. Believe whatever you want. If you think it's cool to kill animals then you're sick in the head and I hope you get hit by a Mack truck.
Replying to you isn't worth my finger tips hurting.
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I think I The actual words I used were "neddless and disturbing" explain to me agin how that mean I think it's cool?
My point still stands that severely punishing kids who do things you find repugnant (or indeed hoping they get hit by trucks) achieves nothing other than to give you the sense of self-righteousness you so obvisouly crave.
go see the doctor about your fingertips, they seem overly sensitive.
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Ever been to an abattoir? Next time you guys wanna go all holier than thou about animal cruelty, just remember where your steak comes from. Idiots
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Yeah, I've hear that one before too.
Guess what?
A cow that is raised to be slaughtered and that is disgusting in it's own right, and someone's Pet being tortured and killed are totally incomparable and you know it.
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What cattle go through could easily be described as torture so by your rationale, we should punish those responsible - goodbye meat-packers. how does it being somebody's pet even make a fucking difference?
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It doesn't. Don't eat meat. Cattle isn't someones PET. It's cattle!!! RAISED to be eaten and ejoyed. They weren't killed in vain.
This is a young girls PET!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:37:02 EDT (#)
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it's also been shown that all pyromaniacs have wet their beds for a long time.
do you know how many people wet their beds?
by your logic, everyone is a fire starter. though that fantasy might be good for you since there would be firefighters all over the place.
do you have any idea how many boys (except pussies like jack maccullum) mistreat animals when they grow up, just to play around?
if so "many" of those grew up to be violent toward humans, we would live in complete and utter chaos.
why don't you tell us the real reason why you care so much abuot animal cruelty and stop being an idiot on purpose?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:32:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:20:11 EDT (#)
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In case one isn't enough...
http://www.pet-abuse.com/pages/abuse_connection.php
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NO SHIT!
you're not showing me anything new. do you have a problem with basic logic or something?
all these links said is : "violent criminals had animal cruelty in their past"
where does it show that MANY animal abusers turn into actual violent criminals, as if it was a fatalistic causality?
what's so hard to understand?!
"studies have shown that all serial killers breathe air"
"mmmm...then everyone must be a serial killer! EUREKA! LET'S FORBID OXYGEN!"
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:31:55 EDT (#)
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weep
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:29:52 EDT (#)
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It was the very first comment. Dipshit.
Oh what the fuck ever. Believe whatever you want. If you think it's cool to kill animals then you're sick in the head and I hope you get hit by a Mack truck.
Replying to you isn't worth my finger tips hurting.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:29:17 EDT (#)
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Well i guess most people dont eat pets.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:28:43 EDT (#)
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Ever been to an abattoir? Next time you guys wanna go all holier than thou about animal cruelty, just remember where your steak comes from. Idiots
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Yeah, I've hear that one before too.
Guess what?
A cow that is raised to be slaughtered and that is disgusting in it's own right, and someone's Pet being tortured and killed are totally incomparable and you know it.
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What cattle go through could easily be described as torture so by your rationale, we should punish those responsible - goodbye meat-packers. how does it being somebody's pet even make a fucking difference?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:28:30 EDT (#)
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i do not see any statistic or serious poll proving that out of all the people being cruel to animals, a high percentage of them become criminals.
you'll tell me "but they say five times as likely!" which without context, might be completly irrelevant when applied to a large population.
show me a statistic where animal cruelty significantly generates as nearly as much crime as let's say...poverty, and then we'll talk.
until then, i believe it's a marginal issue at best otherwise just about every boy i gew up with is out killing people right now.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:26:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:59:43 EDT (#)
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Tiger clearly stated 6 was a typo and the kid was in fact 16. Do you peaple read?
Anyway, being the mother of a 7 year old qualifies me to say that any well reared child of 6 WOULD know that killing an animal is wrong. Very wrong. I think the blame lies with the parents.
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being a mother qualifies pf a seven year old qualifies you for exactly fuck all, piss off.
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You people giving the oh-so-predictable answer of 'kill them' or 'do the same to them' are fucking retarded. Creulty to animals is needless and a bit disturbing but one of those kids was SIX for fucks sake,
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NO! If You read my first comment you will see that was a typo. The kid was the oldest and he was 16 NOT 6. So for fucks sake, get your facts straight.
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Get MY fucking FACTS STRAIGHT?
It's my fault I didn't read through 100+ reviews in order to realise that YOU fucked up the original post??
Curse my poor attention to detail.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:20:11 EDT (#)
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In case one isn't enough...
http://www.pet-abuse.com/pages/abuse_connection.php
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:08:00 EDT (#)
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Caul - I explained why. Because I value human life. I should have stated that MANY children who torture animals grow up to kill people/children whatever."""
oh yeah? referrence/link please.
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There you go!
http://www.psychological.com/blog/index.php?/archives/120-Animal-Cruelty-Psychopathic-Personality.html
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:08:00 EDT (#)
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Caul - I explained why. Because I value human life. I should have stated that MANY children who torture animals grow up to kill people/children whatever."""
oh yeah? referrence/link please. i come from a rural area. i know a shitload of people who treat animals like shit. the only guy i know who ended up in prison (he mistreated his newborn) was the type of guy to cry over a dead bird.
I'm sorry what?? What the hell does HIV or AIDS have to do with a little girls dog being stolen from her home and savagely murdered? I'm not seeing your comparison here. """
It has nothing to do with it. I was trying to show the flaw in your reasoning by using physical sickness. Yes, most hardcore criminals have wet their beds, start fires, torture animals...etc...it's called symptoms, not actual sicknesses. you can't turn that around and accuse everyone who presents those characteristics to be full blown sociopaths. it's just ridiculous.
"so yeah, i peed my bed until i was 10 and i kicked an ugly dog once"
"OMG! PSYCHO! SOMEONE FUCKING GAS HIM!"
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:09:16 EDT (#)
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Sick, meaning have flu like systems...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:08:00 EDT (#)
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Caul - I explained why. Because I value human life. I should have stated that MANY children who torture animals grow up to kill people/children whatever.
"Tthat's like saying everyone who tests HIV positive presents cold-like symptoms, everyone with cold symptoms is HIV +." if those were the cases, sociopaths would be all over the place and they'd all have AIDS."
I'm sorry what?? What the hell does HIV or AIDS have to do with a little girls dog being stolen from her home and savagely murdered? I'm not seeing your comparison here. Someone testing postive for HIV and someone who is sick has NOTHING to do with this subject.
There is no justification whatsoever for this type of behavior and anyone that thinks the killing and torture of pets needs some serious help because it's sick and disgusting.
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:50:38 EDT (#)
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Ever been to an abattoir? Next time you guys wanna go all holier than thou about animal cruelty, just remember where your steak comes from. Idiots
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Yeah, I've hear that one before too.
Guess what?
A cow that is raised to be slaughtered and that is disgusting in it's own right, and someone's Pet being tortured and killed are totally incomparable and you know it.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111902#2533072
why do you spend so much energy on animal cruelty when it's basically the least of our worries?
i'm geneously curious as why this is so important to you.
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It isn't the least of worries because statistics show that children that hurt or kill animals grow up to be adults that hurt or kill people. How would you feel if your son, or daughter or favorite niece or nephew or any child for that matter that you cared for was abducted and killed by some adult whose parents thought it to be strange that when their child was young enjoyed torturing animals but they did nothing about it and now their grow child has taken the life of a human. Look at Jeffrey Dahmer for example. Had is parents done something about his fascination with killing and dissecting animals, his victims would probably not be dead.
The reason I care so much is because if do something about this and punish these children/teens to the fullest extent of the law, perhaps later in life someone's life can be spared.
That is why this issue is so important to me.
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i don't believe that's the reason why you talk about this. i can't read your mind, but i think you're intelligent enough to know that animal cruelty doesn't always lead to sociopathic behavior. i said it before, i hate that kind of reverse logic that would fail any basic IQ test. "all serial killers have hurt animals therefor anyone who hurts animal is a serial killer." that's like saying "everyone who tests HIV positive presents cold-like symptoms, everyone with cold symptoms is HIV +." if those were the cases, sociopaths would be all over the place and they'd all have AIDS.
anyway...you know what i mean and i think that was a bullshit explanation. i think animal cruelty stirs up your emotions more than anything else...and i'd like to know why.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:59:43 EDT (#)
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Tiger clearly stated 6 was a typo and the kid was in fact 16. Do you peaple read?
Anyway, being the mother of a 7 year old qualifies me to say that any well reared child of 6 WOULD know that killing an animal is wrong. Very wrong. I think the blame lies with the parents.
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:50:38 EDT (#)
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You people giving the oh-so-predictable answer of 'kill them' or 'do the same to them' are fucking retarded. Creulty to animals is needless and a bit disturbing but one of those kids was SIX for fucks sake,
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NO! If You read my first comment you will see that was a typo. The kid was the oldest and he was 16 NOT 6. So for fucks sake, get your facts straight.
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 12:56:36 EDT (#)
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The reason I care so much is because if do something about this and punish these children/teens to the fullest extent of the law, perhaps later in life someone's life can be spared.
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Yeah, either that or you're gonna send them to a some Juvey Hall Gladiator acamedy where they'll mostly likely grow up in to REAL criminals. Most prisoners go on to reoffend, so whose life are you actually saving here?
Fuck up lives and create more crime over the sake of animal. Good one.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:50:38 EDT (#)
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You people giving the oh-so-predictable answer of 'kill them' or 'do the same to them' are fucking retarded. Creulty to animals is needless and a bit disturbing but one of those kids was SIX for fucks sake, he probably didn't even know what the fuck was going on and if you're valueing the life of a domestic animal over that of a human child, it's YOU who need to go see the doctor.
Ever been to an abattoir? Next time you guys wanna go all holier than thou about animal cruelty, just remember where your steak comes from. Idiots.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:05:00 EDT (#)
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Also, it doesn't necessarily have to only be a child. Adults are abducted as well.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 11:47:07 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111902#2533072
why do you spend so much energy on animal cruelty when it's basically the least of our worries?
i'm geneously curious as why this is so important to you.
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It isn't the least of worries because statistics show that children that hurt or kill animals grow up to be adults that hurt or kill people. How would you feel if your son, or daughter or favorite niece or nephew or any child for that matter that you cared for was abducted and killed by some adult whose parents thought it to be strange that when their child was young enjoyed torturing animals but they did nothing about it and now their grow child has taken the life of a human. Look at Jeffrey Dahmer for example. Had is parents done something about his fascination with killing and dissecting animals, his victims would probably not be dead.
The reason I care so much is because if do something about this and punish these children/teens to the fullest extent of the law, perhaps later in life someone's life can be spared.
That is why this issue is so important to me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 11:47:07 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111902#2533072
why do you spend so much energy on animal cruelty when it's basically the least of our worries?
i'm geneously curious as why this is so important to you.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-24 11:37:30 EDT (#)
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5. I do not usually judge those I have not met however I think Merlina appears to be a lovely sweet soul, very down to earth and when reviewing even the shittest posts - mine included- manages to say something positive. Her kindness makes me smile.
And for the record those kids should be taken awwy from their evidentally awful parents and be given a chance at life.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:22:00 EDT (#)
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I thought it was Darth Vader.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:13:27 EDT (#)
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Funny how that optical illusion is of Jesus! But he forgives everyone right?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:11:32 EDT (#)
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*goal* not *goat*
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my attempt at bold didn't work so well. Fuck it.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:10:13 EDT (#)
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1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
<B>Obviously these children are very ill. However that doesn't excuse them for torturing this puppy. I don't care if that dog was the most annoying creature ever to be born. What they did to that defenseless creature is heinous and is uncalled for. Those children are definitely old enough to know right from wrong and they should be punished to the fullest extent of the law with intense psychological therapy.</B>
<B>Forensic had some great ideas for those children. Instead they'll probably get a slap on the hand, a few hours of community service and we'll be hearing about one or all of them 15 years from now after they've killed someone.</B>
<b>That being said, if I were the owner of that dog it would be my life's goat to hunt each of <those boys down and systematically torture and kill them one by one. Harsh, perhaps and most likely I wouldn't be able to do myself and obviously they'll be spending some time in locked up but I would do everything in my power to see that those boys suffer wherever their sentence may lead them. All you need is money to have scum like that taken care of. And while they're serving out their time in prison lifting weights, watching TV and using the internet, I'll be saving every cent possible to arrange freak car accidents an accidental drowning and maybe even fake suicide. Whoever I hire to dispose of these little maggots, I'll chose one and he will write a fake suicide note with the expectation of being released once written. Then I will see to that Mr. Hit man very slowly with a rusty razor blade takes his time slicing said boys wrists.</B>
<B>And should these murders link back to me which is very possible I'd happily spend the rest of my life behind bars.</B>
<B>Fuck with my dog and I'll fucking have you killed.</B?
http://petloverstips.com/ForTheLoveoftheDog/news-updates/three-teens-torture-dog-to-death
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Thanks for all of the great answers.
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And not one mention of the Thunder.......
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1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
Punishment .... tried as adults for murder. It was obviously intentional, and sadistic. Oh, and have the jury be members of PETA, those fuckers are cruel to humans.
I would say nothing, they are beyond reason I think.
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82727 Made me giggle for a while.
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
I helped a seriously drunk guy get a cab last night at work. (I work at a bar, outside, serving food, I don't have to help anyone) I was nice mainly because I thought he was going to puke and I can't handle seeing that shit. I wanted him gone, and soon.
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
Aside from smoke a joint? Probably driving without insurance.
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
Beerbong, mellow student who would be fun as hell to hang out with.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
Fall. I love the colors, I love my sweaters, and tea seems to taste better when it's a bit chilly out.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-09-23 18:35:15 EDT (#)
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I saw that illusion when I blinked for a good five minutes after I changed pages.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-09-23 18:33:38 EDT (#)
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1. I'm gonna skip this one and just do the extra credit.
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
-- http://www.ubersite.com/m/61543 -- I like this post because it is the first post I ever read on Ubersite. I typed "I hate emo" into google and that is the very first link available.
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
--I always do lots if little things (hold the door open, pick up something a person dropped) for no particular reason. I suppose it's because of this that I can't really think of an answer to this question.
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
--I was involved in a street race on the highway the other day.
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
--I perceive experima to be my English teacher.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
--October, because a) my birthday is the 3rd b) the weather gets cooler c) football season is in full swing
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-09-23 15:57:44 EDT (#)
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coooooooooool illusion
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-23 12:02:47 EDT (#)
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1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
I wouldnt want to speak to them, how anyone can do that is beyond me. Punishment wise, they should be taken into care and a young offenders home (two eldest), the parents obviously are not a good influence.
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111246 im a senstive soul really.
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
I collected some glasses from my table and took them all to teh bar because the bar women was lovely :) oh that is a reason. Ummm I will always help my friends for no reason and family as i love them.
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal? hmmmm smoked weed.
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
Fey- She really intrigues me after a rocky few conversations. Got lots of respect for her now. A strong focused person with a lovely streak.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
December, hell its Christmas, hmmm have I just blasphemed.
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Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-09-23 02:12:01 EDT (#)
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1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
I would show them the code of Harry.
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Gotta admit, Dexter is one of the better shows I've seen in a while. Showtime put the entire first season ONDemand to work up interest for the second season premiere (on 9/30 I believe). Worked on me, I'll be tuning in.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-09-23 04:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70816
I meant to link this too but I got distracted reading it again.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-09-23 04:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. I blame their parents for not teaching them right from wrong. Send them to prison or whatever.
2. I like the stupid posts best. and http://www.ubersite.com/m/44213
3. I bought my mother in law flowers yesterday for babysitting last night.
4. Maybe speeding, although I'm not a great law breaker nowadays.
5. I wish Micahel Jackson would come back and post more, he was awesome. The sooner he gets his account back off that woman the better.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-09-23 02:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I get it. now plus 2 my posts.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-09-23 02:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
I would show them the code of Harry.
The first person to get that reference gets +2 on their most recent post.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-09-23 01:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22766 Because it's freaken hilarious.
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
Hm, I would suppose the last nice thing I did was today, during my walk. Three kids wanted to play basketball, and asked if I'd join in. I was tired since I had already been running for about an hour, but I joined in anyway. I didn't try too hard, but they kids were young so they still thought I was good, haha. Why did I do it? Why not?
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
Hmmm, I got really drunk about 2 weeks ago, and I'm only 20. I suppose that's it. I got so drunk I prank called all these people in my phone, even my ex's sister where I told her that I wanted to fuck her so badly. Yeah, she never answered her phone again.
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
Yellow-Man's great writing is on deaf minds, and if certain users here would take their hands out their ass and actually listen, they'd get the point.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
Winter/December. I like it when it's cold outside, and when it's my birthday :)
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-23 01:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Siren, that was scott james i think.
him or jimbo
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-23 00:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
truth below
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-23 00:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2007-09-22 11:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
5. Tiger Lilly: A useless ball of fuck (which makes her a cut above schlongy, a useless ball of never-been-fucked).
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Hey, you've only posted twice so how do YOU know that I'm a useless ball of fuck? I mean, how do you know the on goings here and that I've never-been -fucked? You must have me confused with someone else beause everyone here knows that I'm a slut.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-09-23 00:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
If these were my children, I'd be sending them to get some help and not permit them to return until they were suitable to do so. These are the kind of people that can turn into serial killers and then everyone wants to know why it happened.
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/46561
It was one of the posts from when I first joined and I thought it was hilarious. It still is. :)
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
I put change in parking meters downtown if I see those pesky rent-a-cops dishing out tickets. I don't really have a reason for doing it, except that I think it's a nice thing to do is all. I figure I can spare some change so someone doesn't get a $15 or $20 parking ticket.
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
Speeding.
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
I don't really feel like it. Thanks. :)
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
I love Spring. The weather is so nice. :)
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-09-22 23:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
btw, that is totally rob zombie.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-09-22 23:06:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ubmitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-22 10:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ALSO- DOES ANYONE REMEMBER A POST ABOUT AN OFFICE WORKER WHO HAS BIG PLANS FOR HIS CARDBOARD BOX FORT? I LOVE THAT POST... WHO/ WHAT/ WHERE IS IT?
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/80965
That?
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Sorry, not it. I swear it was called, "My box and me" but when I search for it, it doesn't come up. :(
Thanks, though.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-22 15:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:09:05 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. They shouldn't be punished. Karma will eventually come around and make each of them indescribably miserable. I would tell them to wait.
2. I fucking hate that website.
3. I keyed the fuck out of some dude's jaguar because he parked too close to my honda. It was a nice gesture because it taught him a very valuable lesson.
4. I smoked a pound of weed in front of the local police station while pissing on the squad cars that started showing up.
5. I perceive JonnyX to be a creepy, unfunny, obsessed bitch of a man who belongs in a padded cell in Attica.
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Poor Oathmeal - BEEN A YEAR AND STILL CAN'T GET OVER IT...HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-22 14:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Assh0ly: http://www.ubersite.com/m/68166#1374389
LOL @ "I suggest self-inflicted death"
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2007-09-22 11:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
1. Punishment? Ok. Punishment's a beginning. Or, at least, a word.
Ingredients:
3 very awful children
3 wooden, straight-backed, chairs sans armrests
1 small wooden crate
1 large roll of duct tape
9 plastic tie downs
1 100-watt light bulb
1 meat cleaver
1 electric drill
1 video recorder (for posterity!)
1 cement mixer
10 bags of cement
1 length of cord ripped from the back of any standard appliance (television works well) with plug still attached
1 room with 6 foot celing, 15'x15' that meets the following criteria:
no furniture, concrete floor, 1 water spigot low to the floor, 1 electrical outlet in each
wall, and a drain hole in the middle of the floor below the solitary ceiling light fixture
with cheap chain on/off yank
1 psychotic (I'll volunteer!)
Preparation:
Put the 100-watt bulb in the ceiling light fixture. Arrange chairs in the middle of the floor beneath the ceiling fixture with their backs touching at each corner. Duct tape each chair leg to the chair leg of its nearest neighbor until neither of the chairs can move without the other two. Place wooden crate next to electrical socket that's closest to the water spigot. Fill wooden crate with meat cleaver, drill, leftover roll of duct tape, ripped appliance cord. Park cement mixer beside wooden crate. Stack cement bags next to mixer.
Take the 3 children and strip them naked. Sit them in the 3 chairs. Tie their arms behind chair backs and affix their legs to the front legs of the chairs with the plastic tie downs. Apply duct tape to their mouths and genitals (including nipples).
Hand psychotic the following instructions printed on a 3"x5" card: Do whatever you want just don't kill them. Remember to record it for their parents viewing pleasure.
Walk away.
I've met kids like that. There is no therapy that can cure them, no jail time that can rehabilitate, no hope that they'll ever be anything other than fresh meat in a prison at some point in some not-too-distant future after they've killed a whole bunch on innocent people. You can, however, show them fear. Religions learned it first and, maybe, best - fear's a powerful motivator. Probably the best one ever. Make them afraid of what will happen to them if they ever fuck up in any way whatsoever and make them believe it. Belief is the key so props are very important and the psychotic you choose has to enjoy their work.
My only sympathies are with the (now dead) dog.
Damn, I think I'll spank off to this mental ass kickery later. Very good!
2. When there's one worthy of my admiration, I'll do so. As yet, they all suck monkey pole.
3. I didn't kill my mother-in-law (there was a reason, though).
4. If I told you, then you'd be next.
5. Tiger Lilly: A useless ball of fuck (which makes her a cut above schlongy, a useless ball of never-been-fucked).
Extra Credit: Any season where the ground isn't too frozen to dig a hole.
Your weird little picture? Jordan Collier looks better on screen.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-09-22 10:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
I would take something they all cared about and destroy it slowly while they watched.
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110710
Makes me laugh every time, plus its fun to wath him trick people in to clicking that link
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
I held the door for an elderly woman at work the other day, Good manners tis all
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
They haven't found the bodies yet so I can't say :P
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
Bart Bart, He is industrious and incredibly patient to put up with everyone here
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
Fall, and October.
Not too hot, not too cold, the trees make nice colors. I live next to a huge preserve which I get to freely wander in. Then there is Halloween at the end of the month, my favorite holiday. Something about it appeals to the outdoorsman in me, it's my favorite month to camp in.
Not sure if you've seen the below but I thought it was cool. Follow the directions and give it a try.
Looks like Jordan Collier from the 4400
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-09-22 10:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
1) The 6 year old was probably just following along with the older boys. The 12 and 14 year old... they're getting the bejebus beat out of them.
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
Way way way too many to pick a favorite/
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
A girl in my spanish class, tripped and fell down the steps face first, while older gentleman helped her gather her stuff, I offered her a lift to class (since she was blocking the busy stairwell) she accepted, I picked her up in my arms and carried her to the other side of the building (about 500 feet) to where our language lab is.
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
Smoked pot...probably the most common crime on Über.
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
I think of all uberusers as being very textual people.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
Winter: Skiing and snowboarding
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-22 10:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ALSO- DOES ANYONE REMEMBER A POST ABOUT AN OFFICE WORKER WHO HAS BIG PLANS FOR HIS CARDBOARD BOX FORT? I LOVE THAT POST... WHO/ WHAT/ WHERE IS IT?
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/80965
That?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-09-22 09:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Um since animal decapitation is one of three signs a kid could be a serial killer later in life, I say juvie until 18 and intensive therapy. Also, their parents should be shot.
2. http://www.ubersite.com/m/38823- because it's hilarious,
ALSO- DOES ANYONE REMEMBER A POST ABOUT AN OFFICE WORKER WHO HAS BIG PLANS FOR HIS CARDBOARD BOX FORT? I LOVE THAT POST... WHO/ WHAT/ WHERE IS IT?
3. Couple weeks ago, I took a friend some chocolate because I know he didn't get to eat dessert one day.
4. Probably some lame traffic thing.
5. Mr. Funions is a good husband.
EXTRA CREDIT: This is my favorite season. It's a little gloomy, a little snuggly, it has Halloween in it, it's cooler, and pretty.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-09-22 08:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
I briefly dog-sat a Pomeranian years ago, and it was the nicest dog ever. Very sunny disposition, aside from being a yappy little sack of shit. If I could say anything to these kids, it'd be "That dog didn't deserve what it got." There would be no point in lecturing them further.
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
Far too lazy. There's a post back there somewhere, though, that details a woman's miscarriage and how she kept the baby for a brief time. Kinda sicks me out and makes me laugh at the same time.
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
This was the last very nice thing that I did, I guess, even though it wasn't much. When I still worked at the icecream place, the icecream would 'expire' after 5 days, which was lame cause icecream sits in my freezer for weeks. Anyway, this 15 year old boy comes in, and tells me about how he's homeless and starving to death, and you could see it in his face and physical form. God, this is turning into a Fat Tony story but long story short, I ended up giving him about a gallon worth of icecream that I was about to put down the drain. Absolutely against policy; I told him never to come back again and he didn't.
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
Smoked pot, probably.
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
I'm going to break the rules and take this one deep.
Habeeb Thomas. Very much an enigma. I see Habeeb as working a 9-5 at some company that requires him to wear a suit and tie. He's got a wife, 3 kids, 300,000 dollar home, picket white fence, the works. Every day, he comes home from work, loosens his tie, kicks off his shoes, and sighs a long sigh, because being subdued in that environment for so long must have some affect on his mind. At night, when everyone is asleep, his genius leaks out. He prepares his post for the next day, filing it away on a disk and putting it in a locked drawer. When the time is right, like an Osama bin Laden video, he releases his works to the uber population. This is Habeeb Thomas.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-09-22 04:33:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
I'd say "you're cat people aren't you? Take a lap."
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98176 - because if you use IE you can't see it, and it made him look like a fucktard.
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
This girl used to work for us who was a moron. We sacked her because she was a moron, she went on some crap-arse reality tv show and when she got axed for being a moron, the panel of judges asked so have you always been a moron?, to which she replied yes I used to work for these guys who sacked me for being stupid - like really stupid, and then 18 months down the track my boss re-hires (that's a word) her and I said to him wtf are you doing she's a moron and he said yeah I know but we'll just make sure she has very little to do, it'll be like damage control. Besides, she's got really great tits now. I told him he was a moron, which was nice because I was being honest, and gave him the bird, which was a much kinder gesture than caving his head in.
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
Killed a doggie-woggie.
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
Forensic - fat.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
seasons have more than one month, you moron.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-22 04:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#1 Into the grinder with that trash ! It's not like we're endangered by extinction, are we ?
Eradicate that weed. Save room for nice smelling roses. (And i'm not a fascist, just radical.)
#2 http://www.ubersite.com/m/32682 I wish i was that funny.. Uber is filled with gems, this was just 1 from my 'lol'-label.
#3 It's really emo, but i live by the rule, to do at least 1 nice thing for somebody else every day. If nobody seeds, we will starve.
#4 I stole from the rich, and gave it to the poor. (me)
#5 ..... I just love Uber. And sometimes i hate 1 or 2 of 'm. Thx Bart for banning Darko.
Any season that brings good times. Ah hell, everyday's a new victory over death.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-09-22 00:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You won't find any oriental kids doing that to a dog because it would fuck up the natural marbling of the meat.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-22 00:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-09-21 17:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
The other day I told this hooker I was going to blow my load on her face before I did it so she wouldn't get a blast of cum in the eye
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And this is EXACTLY why I return to this place. Comments like this are priceless.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-09-22 00:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. i've done that a bunch.
2. i wont link, but it's Cauls, "Le blue steel"
3. I lent money to a friend
4. drugs
5. Red - GAY
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why? Summer. It's hot.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-22 00:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:14:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Why won't you ever answer the questions??
OK.
1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
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I won't paste everything you wrote, but right on. It's nice to see you participate in the goings on around here.
Thanks.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-21 21:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
--Something involving honey and fire ants, I reckon.
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
-- http://www.ubersite.com/m/97606
the whole series really
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
--I was eating in a Mexican restaurant recently, and saw an old lady fall of a step flat on her face. I ran out to help her up. She was 90. I'm awesome.
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
--I drove 80 in a 75 zone today. They call me Mister Excitement.
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
--I like a lot of "people" here. Ummm, I perceive Beeltea as being funny.
Oh yeah...FG is hot.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
September, especially when the D'backs are in a pennant race. Starting to cool down in this hellhole.
The Charlie Manson eye trick was cool
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-21 20:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Just another day in suburbia, it's a beautiful day in suburbia, best not let it get the best of you, is it everything you thought it would be?
I've always wondered if I could create ghosts. I'd drown them in the lagoon at Bachelor's Grove. (Google it.)
2. I have a few of these linked in my user profile... I cant decide between them, so here are three:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95679 I have this one on my ipod and I still laugh hysterically every time i listen to it.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34838 this was the first post i read here. i remembered it a few months later and came back to post something.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49752 if i had to choose between the three, this would be it. a GLALL masterpiece.
And then there's always the time Caulaincourt called Jeanneee fat, she said she was "crushed", and Caul responded, "so is a beached whale, by its own weight." Easily the sickest burn ever. I cant find where it is, though, so i cant link it.
3. I drafted the fat kid in football the other day because i didnt want him to be the last pick. Then he scored four touchdowns, two on interception returns. Turns out the fat kid could play some ball.
4. Broke into an abandoned insane asylum a few nights ago.
5. I wont go with any uber celebrities... I think SunnyG would be fun to party with.
EXTRA CREDIT: March/April. There's a good mix of snowy and mild weather so I can go snowboarding and play ultimate frisbee on consecutive days.
The pic was coo.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-21 20:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:14:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:49:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wouldn't sleep with that monkey-faced inbred closet case if my life depended on it.
It was a lot of fun making him look like an ass though - he sure doesn't handle embarrassment very well.
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The only way a man would ever touch you is with a chain saw, you maxilla extraordinaire. I bet you smell weird and that your asscrack and armpits are red/purple due to long term friction and humitidy.
Yesterday you were saying "I'm sorry!". Then you said it's the most fun you ever had. They you said "it was uncool". Now you say it's a lot of fun. Stop flip-flopping.
And I repeat, I can handle jokes (there's no embarassment in that account). What bothers me is your creepy behavior. You took the time to browse my name (probably all over the web) and hoped to embarass me because I didn't join your little community (how fucking sad).
I might have look like an ass because I overreacted (people like you scare me, what can I do) but you sure look like a desperate loser. "I FOUND YOU! BE MY FRIEND OR I WILL EXPOSE YOU!"
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-21 19:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-09-21 17:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll give you two. Merlina's a mix of sunshine and honeydew.
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Sweetheart.
I'm going to pick a single rose from my garden for you tomorrow and put it in a vase.
I will too, :)
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-21 18:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-21 16:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
speaking of animals
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/CATS_KILLED?SITE=INEVA&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT
classy
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LOL, that young man is going places. His parents must be SO proud.
Why does all the fucked up stuff happen in Gwinnett County? That's too close to me, dammit. *goes out to lock up the cats*
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-09-21 17:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
Punishment: 10 minutes in a cage with 10 starving pitbulls
What would I say: Was the girl who owned the dog hot?
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/1
The only original post
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
The other day I told this hooker I was going to blow my load on her face before I did it so she wouldn't get a blast of cum in the eye
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
See answer to #3
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
Kristy Swan - hot
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
Summer - lots of titties on display
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-21 17:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-09-21 17:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll give you two. Merlina's a mix of sunshine and honeydew. Coley's a mix of Budweiser and a bucket of KFC extra tasty crispy.
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Coley's more Bud Light and tempeh. ;)
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-09-21 17:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 16 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
--I would require the lads to participate and finish in the Badwater Ultramarathon (http://www.badwater.com/) 135 miles through Death Valley in July. If they manage to finish, then they get to die without ever knowing what their testicles taste like. If not, well then, who knows?
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
--I've enjoyed most of kaos king's fiction http://www.ubersite.com/u/kaos-king/l/fiction. Humor-wise, it's probably a toss up between http://www.ubersite.com/m/41248 or http://www.ubersite.com/m/91972 Can't go wrong with waddles or cabbage.
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
--I recently bought a homeless man a lapdance. At the time, he just wanted a sandwhich, but I think in the future he'll look back and appreciate the lapdance more.
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
--I commanded my rabbit army to rob a sports memoribilia collector and frame it on OJ Simpson.
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
--I'll give you two. Merlina's a mix of sunshine and honeydew. Coley's a mix of Budweiser and a bucket of KFC extra tasty crispy.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
--I enjoy Fall, because that's when kids are so meloncholy that have to go back to school. Anything that depresses middle class children always makes my day a bit brighter.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-21 17:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh, SunnyG - Honored, but may I humbly suggest that you consider aiming higher.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-21 16:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
Gave a bottle of engine coolant/water (for the engine), a bottle of plain water (for the battery), and a jumpstart (also for the battery) to two old Cubans in a crapped-out 25-year-old Chevy pickup in a pawn shop parking lot. Sometimes, when you've just pawned your tools to get rent money and then your truck won't start, there should be some aspect to your day that doesn't make you want to commit a crime.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-09-21 16:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Beat them senseless then off to the looney been. I guess I'd say something about "its better if you scream" or quote the Bible or something badass. Besides they're from Texas so they're not real people.
2. Don't have a favourite but I really liked the ATP series by The Caes and the Necrosaic series by Snark. They were entertaining and there was a lot of them.
3. Besides the little things like hold open doors and such? Iunno I don't keep a list
4. jaywalk, getting high, looking this damn good without your number!
5. Gnarls Barkley: she's pretty, funny, nice, and sassy and I like sassy
EXTRA: Iunno, January is my birfday, but I also like middle and late fall cause I like the cool weather
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-21 16:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
5. Just shooting out of the blue, I perceive Sacrilicious as that cool aunt who comes to family reunions and shows off her tattoos and piercings to all the younguns and regales the whole party with stories of lawbreaking, car chases, and acid trips
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Licious is a motherfuckin superhero. Only her cape is dirty so she sits around and drinks Guinness instead.
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Aww..well 'cool aunt' sounds old, but you're about right.
I perceive Axolotl as the young genius I secretly had a crush on in school, but was too involved in important activities to notice, or care.
ghola is the girl I admired in college- talented, knows what she wants, and is able to not care about stupid stuff that shouldn't bother her. She's committed to studying something she actually intends to DO with her life.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-21 16:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
speaking of animals
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/CATS_KILLED?SITE=INEVA&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT
classy
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-21 16:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
speaking of gay:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ufwukWgKfI
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-21 16:10:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i think i'd take my chances with that over ANYTHING coming from China these days
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-21 16:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
some std's are deadly you know
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-21 16:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sadly your crotch appears safer than these chinese made cribs.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
babies sleep on my crotch...it's awesome
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OFF TOPIC:
there is a big baby crib recall up at yahoo news.
if any of you have babies that still sleep in a crib check it out.
something about the instructions telling you to install a side rail upside down and babies are getting stuck in a gap it creates and suffocating.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070921/ap_on_bi_ge/cribs_recall
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:45:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
scum like that wouldn't listen to me.. but i suppose some time in the clink would be in order.
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98267 - I don't really know why i like it so much.. but it really sticks out. Pretty much anything here is also considered a 'favorite' of mine: http://www.ubersite.com/u/DudeThatsBOSH/l/happypeepeehead
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
Do ex-girlfriends count? We broke up on good terms. I wasn't dating her at the time: She's a musician and she called me one night after a gig she had up in Maine. She was upset because she drove so far to play and the bar didn't do any advertising for her (as was promised). 8 people showed up and 2 of them stayed til the end. She was very upset and I was on the phone with her for about 3 hours. Little did she know I hopped in my car and was driving up to see her the whole time we were talking. you should have seen her face when I got there. We remain very good friends :)
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal? Public urination is a sex offense, but i've never been caught.
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
As a rule I generally don't give too much away about myself in my posts.. lungfish is the opposite, and he seems like the kind of guy i'd get along with pretty well (among others)
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
Depends where I am... I spend a lot of time in Maine and assuming i'm there, winter is my favorite season. Snowmobiling and ice fishing, skiing and skating, topped off with a warm drink and a cozy fire.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul - "You're so fat I'll bet your armpits and ass crack are chafed from prolonged friction and chafing."
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too bad i never said that cuz i don't even know what chafed means :-P
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. A raise in their allowance. Pomeranians are fucking disgusting little pieces of shit.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:36:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Caul, I perceive him as being a bit more out there than he would be if he wasn't behind a computer.
I think some people take a perception of him and apply it to other Canadians, however we are not all like him. I guess that is obvious, seeing as we aren't from Quebec.
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who are you and wtf are you talking about? what does being "more" out here means? lol, how am i even different than anyone here? i rate posts and fuck around like everybody else.
let me answer you by quoting someone who is considered by some to be "more" out here than in real life too:
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Funny how I get along with all the smart, cool, good looking people on Ubersite, and all the scrotum skin troglodyte rejects hate me with a passion. Ever wonder about that?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. They should receive psychological counseling, strict probation until adulthood, and be made to talk with the girl. I would have very little to say, if these kids are that fucked up at such early ages, I'd say there's little hope for them.
2. http://www.ubersite.com/m/84935 the replies on this make the post. This is true for many other posts; I've noticed that Caulaincourt, Badassmofo and Method usally have the most creative insults, especially Caul - "You're so fat I'll bet your armpits and ass crack are chafed from prolonged friction and chafing."
3. I loaned a friend of mine three dollars at lunch today.
4. Driving with too many people in the car...seriously I didn't even know that was against the law until this week.
5. Just shooting out of the blue, I perceive Sacrilicious as that cool aunt who comes to family reunions and shows off her tattoos and piercings to all the younguns and regales the whole party with stories of lawbreaking, car chases, and acid trips.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
rob_berg: Knock it off with the fucking emoticons or whatever the hell they're called, ya fuckin' fairy.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111902#2532088
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<3
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
I think the 6 year old had no real say in the matter
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16 ...he was 16 not 6. That was an error on my part.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:19:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I disrupted John Kerry's Q & A.
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That was a great answer.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
I think the 6 year old had no real say in the matter, but he is prolly scared for life. They 14 year old should be sent to Juvy until he turns 18. The 12 year old should serve 2 years in a juvenille detention center. The 6 year old should get counselling. I think that they should reflect upon what they did and have to write an essay about what emotions they prolly caused the girl whose dog it was. They should try to see the incident from her point of view, or from the dog's point of view. I think that would be good for them.
I would tell them that God created all creatures and they do not deserve to have the right to decide which ones live and which ones die. I don't know if they knew the girl whose dog it was, or if they hated her or what. Theyshould ask themselves "how would I feel if this was me being beaten with the stick with the nails in it? How would I feel to be helpless like that?"
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
I don't really have a favourite post....I do like a lot of the stuff Nitty used to post.
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
I do random kind gestures to all my friends every now and again. I do it because I can, I mean I have enough money to be spare some extra so why not use it to make other people feel loved and cared for?
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
Speeding, but that doesn't really count. Smoking weed, but that doesn't really count. Various other traffic offenses (red lights, rolling through stop signs, etc). I guess the last time I commited a real crime was a long time ago, and that would be vandalism / destruction of property.
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
Caul, I perceive him as being a bit more out there than he would be if he wasn't behind a computer. I think some people take a perception of him and apply it to other Canadians, however we are not all like him. I guess that is obvious, seeing as we aren't from Quebec.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
I like Spring cause the snow melts. I like May because it is finally hot enough to not need a shirt of nice days and the sun set is so late at night. May is not hot enough to be too hot, but it is very pleasant.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:08:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:14:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:10:54 EDT (#)
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Why won't you ever answer the questions??
OK.
1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
Their parents and/or guardians should pay a stiff fine and restitution and be forced to take a special class with their kid which teaches empathy and respect for all living things. Perhaps a local college instructor could volunteer his or her time in such a way. After the class has been satisfactorily completed, the boys should do community service at a local animal shelter for a specified number of months, including visits to an organization which trains assistance animals. If I was to speak to them, I suppose I would explain the golden rule and what it actually means.
2. Link your all time favorite posts from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked them so much?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96417 Hilarious
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88758 Haunting
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84896 or http://www.ubersite.com/m/92923 Staggering
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83656 Sweet
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
Just today I gave TTOM's gif a 1.5 because he's a little whiny. But now that I think of it, I just did it to irritate him so maybe that shouldn't count. Scratch that. I answered your questions because you asked.
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
I disrupted John Kerry's Q & A.
5. In one sentence choose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
You have a zest for life and a great smile.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...Kind of like Dexter.
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LOVE that show.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Funny you should mention Dexter.
Just bought the first season and absolutely LOVED it.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But dude, why would anyone want to decapitate a dog? In our society, anyway.
In societies where torturing animals is the social norm, I suppose it can't really be considered deviant. When children hurt animals in these societies it is not something that can be considered a precursor to more violent behavior.
In our society, it is considered deviant behavior, so talk of norms goes out the window. We're not talking about societally accepted, but not necessarily condoned, cruelties like shooting birds with bb guns, etc, but decapitiation for fuck's sake. That's pretty hands-on and gory. Who actually wants to do that?
I'm not really getting into the animal cruelty debate. If it's cute and fluffy we don't want to kill it, but nobody wants to hear about how chicken little was treated before he ended up on your plate.
Fuck, maybe these kids should go work on a farm and slit throats in an "acceptable" manner. Kind of like Dexter.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've got mixed feelings about animal cruelty.
I mean, it's definately not something to be encouraged, but at the end of the day, it's still an animal that was killed/tortured. One can make the (valid) argument that animals don't deserve that sort of treatment because they are innocent of evil. Still, mankind has been killing creatures for approximately as long as they've enjoyed eating meat.
Again, I'm not defending those who are cruel to animals, I just don't think it warrents such harsh punishment.
I remember when I was really, really young, I would intentionally harm small animals, then either cry about it (when I was just a wee laddie) or spend weeks/months nurturing them back to health. Am I a sociopath? Perhaps, but neither do I fantasize about torturing/killing people (normal, decent people, that is).
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109486
YEP!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:22:57 EDT (#)
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what i don't understand is beyond it just being fucked up as a thing to do to animals, it's a fucked up precursor. several people below said this too, they're probably going to end up raping and skinning children when they get older for shits and giggles.
this is a clear marker for psychopathic behavior and it should be treated like that. you can't fix this type of loony, you can sedate it or lock it up.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post made me curious about animal cruelty laws in Texas. Being a nerd, I googled it:
"However, not every court in Texas has adopted this elastic interpretation of custody. In another recent situation involving the alleged torture and killing of a homeless cat, a court in Waco conveyed "custody" as being akin to legitimate ownership and control of the animal. In March of 2001, the two defendants in the case shot, beat, skinned, and beheaded the cat. Despite the fact that the cat had been named, was friendly, and was consistently cared for by some restaurant workers, the defense successfully argued that because no one had legal ownership of the cat, it was not considered domesticated and was not protected under the law. As a result, one defendant was acquitted and charges against his co-defendant were dropped in April of 2002. Arguably, the defense's position of equating custody to legal ownership directly contradicts both the statutory language (deeming custody as responsibility regardless of ownership) and the analysis set forth in McDonald."
"Some cruel actions warrant harsher punishments even on the first conviction. For cruelty offenses involving the torture, killing, seriously injuring, poisoning, fighting, or tripping of an animal, a state jail felony may be imposed on the first conviction. Id. § 42.09(g). If a defendant is convicted three times under these harsher penalties, he may be subject to a third degree felony sentence, which translates to imprisonment ranging from 2 to 10 years and a possible fine of up to $10,000.
While the criminal cruelty statutes enumerate the potential punishments for each type of conviction, in practice the courts impose a wide variance of punishments and sentences. More often that not, jail time is replaced with community service hours or probation. Additionally, fines imposed by the courts rarely reach the maximum amount. Critics blame the phenomenon on a combination of factors: the reluctance of the public to report animal cruelty situations, the courts' unwillingness to take animal cruelty cases seriously, procedural errors, and the effect of prosecutorial discretion on whether charges will be filed and maximum punishments sought."
They will probably only get counseling and community service or something. Fucked up.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:14:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:10:54 EDT (#)
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Why won't you ever answer the questions??
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:10:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:09:43 EDT (#)
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Hi Mystia!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:09:23 EDT (#)
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yeah, it especially sucks because your last name really IS Robinson
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know Method.
I was actually referring to my own discomfort at being called a MILF by some 19 year old male.
I DON'T WANNA BE A MILF OR A COUGAR OR A MRS. ROBINSON! AAAAAH!!!!
weeeps
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:58:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:55:49 EDT (#)
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WHO WAS IT!!!! TELL TELL TELL!!
I don't care how old you are, and I KNOW you're not 40, you're fucking hot and I have a serious crush on you
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he has proposed to everything with tits on uber, possibly including jpeg. no one has said yes yet, don't be the first.
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cool optical illusion. I love that kind of stuff.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's funny. Every male I know has a Cougar/MILF/Mrs. Robinson fetish. Some don't admit to it but they'll usually get around to talking about the thrity-something lady that lived next door to them when they were 13.
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Well, it's either that or the underage fetish, but the whole illegal and jailtime thing kinda gets in the way for most guys there.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:05:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In my case, I'll even go with un-lubed.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:05:06 EDT (#)
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Ummm, you're not so far off from my age, it has nothing to do with any sort of cougar fetish. I just think you're sexy because you're incredibly smart and educated.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:03:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:02:23 EDT (#)
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It's funny. Every male I know has a Cougar/MILF/Mrs. Robinson fetish. Some don't admit to it but they'll usually get around to talking about the thrity-something lady that lived next door to them when they were 13.
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and they'd also be equally willing to bang the milf's 16 year old daughter. guys will fuck anything with a lubed hole.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:02:43 EDT (#)
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of jaypeg's tits?
yes
i am
:(
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's funny. Every male I know has a Cougar/MILF/Mrs. Robinson fetish. Some don't admit to it but they'll usually get around to talking about the thrity-something lady that lived next door to them when they were 13.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-21 14:01:27 EDT (#)
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you're just super jealous, noonie!!!!!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:58:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:55:49 EDT (#)
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WHO WAS IT!!!! TELL TELL TELL!!
I don't care how old you are, and I KNOW you're not 40, you're fucking hot and I have a serious crush on you
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he has proposed to everything with tits on uber, possibly including jpeg. no one has said yes yet, don't be the first.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:56:16 EDT (#)
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im training to be a cock fighter
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:54:09 EDT (#)
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Well my penis is bigger than his. It barely fits in the drawer next to my bed.
What the hell is it going to take for you to send me a picture of you battling it out with that penis?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:57:13 EDT (#)
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1. Nice wall to stand against, blindfold, last cigarette.
2.http://www.ubersite.com/m/94694 Ovens dont make good hats
3. Bought food for girlfriends sister and brother-in-law who were coming back from honeymoon that night and had no food in the house. Why? Cos it makes me look like I'm a generous and kind individual and gets me extra points, why else?
4. Lied on official forms probably, I do that all the time
5. Sicosemen: Lonely
Extra credit: December. I like the snow.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I go home to Starla at night.
Quoting this movie is so 2004.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:56:16 EDT (#)
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im training to be a cage fighter
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:55:51 EDT (#)
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Method is a master of rex kwan do.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:55:49 EDT (#)
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WHO WAS IT!!!! TELL TELL TELL!!
I don't care how old you are, and I KNOW you're not 40, you're fucking hot and I have a serious crush on you
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:54:53 EDT (#)
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Ah yes. I think I know who did that and all I can say to that is 'glass houses.'
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1. i'd say locked up for life cuz those three little psychos will one day grow up and be three big psychos. torturing small animals is a sign of serious mental issue and i sincerely doubt a rehabilation program fixes try pschopaths or sociopaths. lock the future serial killers up.
2. the lol cats. because i am retarded.
3. donated yarn to a cancer hat lady. just cuz it's there to do.
4. i speed every day to and from work.
5. ttom's a funny loon.
EXTRA CREDIT: autumn. always always always. it's beautiful, it's cold and comfortable. it smells wonderful. the dying leaves, the crisp air, fireplaces, people cooking with spices to make warm things to eat. it's crunchy. for some reason, even with more rain and crap, autumn skies always seem clearer and sharper to me.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well my penis is bigger than his. It barely fits in the drawer next to my bed.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:35:50 EDT (#)
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A popular past time was to shove a small twig up a cicada's ass and let him go, so you could watch him spin in the air like a helicopter.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
5.Berty- I'm never quite certain what to make of him. Is he being considerate, or sarcastic? Either way, he's certainly witty and entertaining in his reviews.
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I've met him a couple of times - he's the coolest guy EVER.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And why don't the two fags duke it out or I'll kick both of your asses simultaneously.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method why don't you STFU. My desk chair is more comfortable than yours.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I dunno, I saw it on the uberboard last week = (
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where is this 40 crap coming from anyway?!
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know if it's the hangover or the picture but I've got a headache. Why can't people ever do something cool with these sorts of images? It's always got to be some religious zealot forcing jesus on us.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Well, if they weren't minors, I'd say execution by a pack of dogs and feral pigs, but since they are underage I guess I'll have to go with juvenile detention and thorough counseling.
2. All time favorite serious post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/98197 ...for its raw honesty.
All time favorite humorous post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/69800 ...who doesn't love Electro?
3. Graciously bowed out to Shlongy in the last UGR without throwing a -2nami fit, because I'm a lover at heart, not a fighter...and to tell the truth, I think he's kind of sexy, in a semi-middle-age-ghey kind of way.
4. Illegal? Moi? The extent of my illegal activity would be occasionally taking a ream of printer paper home from the office for personal use. I don't do drugs, whores, or any of that other exciting shit.
5. Coleslaw_Murphy is definitely the most underrated poster. He reeks of intelligence that is just waiting to be seeped onto the front page, but doles it out sparingly.
EXTRA CREDIT: I love October...the bright colored leaves on trees and crunching beneath my feet...fresh, brisk mountain air...cool, temperate climate perfect for backpacking and camping under the stars, without insects and bugs pestering me during the process.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, my arms are bigger than yours, Nancy, don't make me flex
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Abduct all 3 of them, take them out into a remote forest. Tie them to trees, and inject them with a high dosage of LSD. Tie pit bulls at just enough length to get right in their face. After about 10 hours, when the drugs start to wear off, cut their balls off with rusty hedge clippers.
Then let them go.
2.I don't have any particular favorite. I like most of the posts here, that's why I come back so often.
3.Yesterday when I was walking the dogs, there was a child riding a powerwheel in the middle of the street while his mom was yapping on the phone. I pulled him out of the street and told him to stay in the yard. The reasons? Self-serving, I want to keep a clean conscience for the most part and I don't think I could justify ignoring it had he been hit.
4. If I talked, it could lead me to be arrested, so um.....No.
5.Berty- I'm never quite certain what to make of him. Is he being considerate, or sarcastic? Either way, he's certainly witty and entertaining in his reviews.
Extra credit: Spring- perfect weather and after winter, a welcome change.
PRAIIIIIZZZEEE JEEZUS.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I believe you mean "Vegas", FG. Once you hit 40, the mind just starts falling apart, huh?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:50:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, I'm retarded...
What I was going to say, was, your arms may be bigger than his, but no doubt his large cranium is bigger than yours.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm kidding dude that's really gross.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method why don't you STFU. My arms are bigger than yours.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The fun part. rawr.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and where does "smearing peanut butter on my vagina and letting my dog lick it off" lay in the eyes of the law, Anansie?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
VAGAS not VEGAN
damn!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ah... well throw the book at him too.
I think the laws should be harsher... violence is violence, you know?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Re: Caul's Fat Pubis Post Vegan Ubercon Post
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG! If I ONLY had mad Photoshoping skillz!
Picture this, Caul as the Terminator, thick French-Canadian accent, running around terminating people with FUPAs.
*shades on* "I am lew-king for the fat pew-by." (pubi)
*fat Americans cowering behind desks and such* "NO FAT PEOPLE HERE!" "Oh dear sweet jesus, make him go away!"
*cocking rifle* "I smell fat Americans. You cannot hide from my sniffs."
"AAAAAAAAAAAH! Someone save us!"
*Linda Hamilton kicks in the door and points a anti-aircraft weapon at Terminator-Caul* "Back off, Frenchie, or I'll put a hole through your darling little leather jacket."
*Terminator-Caul turns slowly and looks at her then turns slowly back to the fat Americans* "I wheel be back."
God, I crack me up sometimes.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:42:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What Jeanneee said. From an objective viewpoint, charge them with the law that they've broken. The 6 year old
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He was 16 not 6. That was a mistake.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like to take my time and get my reviews JUST RIGHT.
If that means spending an extra 60 seconds determining where that comma should be placed, then so be it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ummmmmmmm, extremely.
WHY DO YOU ASK?
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1. I think we're all forgetting here that this is the kind of dog we're talking about here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pomeranian_(dog) which is by far one of the most annoying dogs alive. Who doesn't want to punt one these yappy things? The boys just need to be taught not to act on common urges that society suppresses.
2. http://www.ubersite.com/m/72384 I like the writing style.
4. I routinely take the salt & pepper shakers from wendy's. I do it on principle, more bang for my buck.
5. Saxon: probably mauled by an crocodile a while back...
EXTRA CREDIT: Fall.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus, how fucking SLOW do you type?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not YOUR gay comments, Method, the other two.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The last two "gay" comments are making Shlongy laugh.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Of course, if they were caught, they'd get yelled at and probably get their ass kicked, but that would be the end of it. Nothing like sticking them in a mental hospital or seeking psychiatric help.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's interesting because in other countries, animal cruelty is not seen as socipathic behavior in children, it's just something kids do. It's not particularly ENCOURAGED, but it's more of a "whatever" thing. What I've witnessed first hand in Greece as a child:
1. Stomping of a kittens heads until its eyeballs fell out
2. Choking of puppies until they passed out,
3. LITERALLY beating the shit out of their dogs (the dogs would eventually shit themselves out of fear)
4. Throwing a pregnant dog off of a second floor balcony so that it broke its leg and of course miscarried, never being able to give birth again.
This doesn't include what they did to bugs, frogs, and other smaller animals. A popular past time was to shove a small twig up a cicada's ass and let him go, so you could watch him spin in the air like a helicopter.
You'll find that the whole obsession with animal cruelty thing is mainly an American thing, and not so much obsessed about as psychotic behavior in other countries.
I AM NOT CONDONING THESE ACTIONS, MERELY STATING WHAT I'VE SEEN.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's only gay if your balls touch
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. I'm not a big animal-person, but if they were my kids, I think a little corporal punishment, restitution, an apology, payment of fines, psych help, and they wouldn't see the light of day for no less than a year would be a good place to start.
2. http://www.ubersite.com/m/35708 I nearly make shepards pie in my knickers whenever I view it.
3. I held a door for this one chick at work...
4. ...it was the ladies' room door.
5. I don't really perceive anyone on here as anything but text anymore.
EXTRA CREDIT: Right now is my favorite time of the year. Cool nights, warm days, kids in school, football on tv, there is no better time to sit around a fire at night.
Is that one of The Oak Ridge Boys?
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey man...it's only gay if you're catching instead of pitching.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:30:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
I WOULD KILL THEM IN COLD BLOOD IN A FECKING SHOT...
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
Couldn't possibly so I'll say all the people who do APW.
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
The Bloke got up at 5am this morning and I don't have to get up till 8am. He snuck out of bed to not wake me up, but I did when he was in the shower and crept downstairs to make him sandwiches to take to work. That was the most recent - someone else? I made my neighbour a blackberry crumble cheesecake.
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
Smoked weed... is that still illegal?
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
Crystal - a beautiful, strong, proud, intelligent woman. I bet her best friend is so happy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, she's not the only one that says that.
At least you have good taste in who has good taste in music.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My wife says I'm a fag.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What Jeanneee said. From an objective viewpoint, charge them with the law that they've broken. The 6 year old probably was just following the older kids. I mean, I'd like to beat the crap out of them personally, but let the law handle it. I wouldn't say anything to them. I wouldn't want to speak to them at all, really.
2. Rank and Vile... the series, is probably my favorite thing I've read on uber. I remember really liking this too when I read it: http://www.ubersite.com/m/72350. Part 4 of a series by bamf.
3. I gave a beggar a all the cash I had on hand last week, around $10 (I don't carry much cash, ever). I don't know why.
4. I can't remember. I think possession... it's been about 3 years since I bothered to carry anything around.
5. I perceive Circe as the user I want to get drunk with.
EXTRA CREDIT: September because the weather is perfect. Or any summer month if I'm at the beach.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awww, that's nice, wookie.
Remind me, are you a broad or a gay guy?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow...ForensicSlice really thought that through. Nicely done.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1. Not real big on the whole "eye-for-an-eye" thing, but in this case...
2. There's actually some good writing on Uber. This might not be thee best, but it's definitely one of them: http://www.ubersite.com/m/56428
3. I bought a small gift and had it sent to a stranger that I felt had received a raw deal.
4. Drugs.
5. Shlongy: Good taste in music.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#1. First, I would lock the boys away in a state run psychiatric hospital in the ward where the disturbed and violent mentally ill offenders are housed. Think cornhole rape only happens in prison?!
Most sociopaths (as children) demonstrated cruelity to animals. Also bedwetting and firestarting. There is no cure for sociopathy. You could keep them locked away for a lifetime and would be jusitifed in doing so.
But...
If they were let out, I would sentence each one to 20 hours of community service per week until they were 18. The community service would be at animal shelters cleaning up animal shit. Then they can go to public parks and pick up dog shit. They'll also be sent over to the girl's house to rake leaves, mow, and weed. If she decides to chuck a brick at their heads.....nobody saw nothing. 20 hours every week until they're 18!
If they do manage to get and hold a job at Burger King, every cent they earn is seized and given to the ASPCA.
Put their pictures on billboards around their city with a description of what they did.
Once they're 18, they're no longer juvenilles and the real fun can begin.
I'll have to come back to 2-5.
PRAISE BE! I DONE SEEN JESUS!!!!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:22:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
--a) a good, old-fashioned ass-whuppin' by their respective fathers b) What...The...Fuck, boys?!?
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108587
--Why, 'cause I'm in it, of course...
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
--I helped a tiny woman carry three cases of beer around a supermarket. I figured that anyone that small who wants that much beer is okay in my book.
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
--Um, I take da 5th on this one.
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
--Awww, this isn't fair. I just did this about two posts ago with a bunch of people. Still, my favorite is Drogo--My sweet English Muffin with the pillowy derrier.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
--Dammit, I just did this one too. Autumn/October, 'cause the crisp, chilly weather really agrees with my personal temperment.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Of course, on my way out the door, I kicked a huge dent in the passenger door of some F-150 pickup truck in the parking lot because I didn't like the looks of the kids in the back of the cab, and because he parked outside the lines.
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:17:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, Caul is so progressive.
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wth does that mean?!
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:17:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4. did cocaine a month a go
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Wow, Caul is so progressive.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oops http://www.ubersite.com/m/85031
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i had loads of fun drawing this too http://www.ubersite.com/m/43788#774713
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, just this morning, I didn't spit on the cashier at the Shell station when I stopped to buy smokes. I thought that was damn nice of me.
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You fucking crack me up!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. who gives a shit?
2. http://www.ubersite.com/m/43788#774713 this exchange always made me laugh uncontrollably
3. i held the door for someone five minutes ago
4. did cocaine a month a go
5. i am awesome
EXTRA CREDIT: July, cuz it's teh summer
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:13:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111902#2531869
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Exhibit XL-3994 proving Shlongy's win over JonnyX as being the most obsessed with me.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
Do the same to them. In fact, let me do it.
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Right The Fuck On. I'd love to have an hour with them.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
Do the same to them. In fact, let me do it.
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
http://www.ubersite.com/u/full_frontal
This guy's series is fucking fabulous and cracks me up.
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
I don't do nice things.
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
Drove without a seatbelt. I normally drive with it on, but the damn thing is broken. Donate money to me so I can buy a new CAR.
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
Licious is a motherfuckin superhero. Only her cape is dirty so she sits around and drinks Guinness instead.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
Fall is my favorite because it's less freaking hot down here. And there are lots of holidays relating to food. Oh how I love pie and cranberry sauce and magic MAGIC candy.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. They shouldn't be punished. Karma will eventually come around and make each of them indescribably miserable. I would tell them to wait.
2. I fucking hate that website.
3. I keyed the fuck out of some dude's jaguar because he parked too close to my honda. It was a nice gesture because it taught him a very valuable lesson.
4. I smoked a pound of weed in front of the local police station while pissing on the squad cars that started showing up.
5. I perceive JonnyX to be a creepy, unfunny, obsessed bitch of a man who belongs in a padded cell in Attica.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
I like turtles.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
Let's just say that I believe in the death penalty. Oh, and I hate kids. I'm serious.
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95651 with over 500 tributes to choose from, it's really not fair to ask me to link just one but this works because of the pathetic-ness of it.
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
Well, just this morning, I didn't spit on the cashier at the Shell station when I stopped to buy smokes. I thought that was damn nice of me.
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
Raped this tasty broad four doors down from me. SHE LOVED IT.
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
Let's see...I'll pick Experima; I picture her as sexually uptight, frugal, shy and I imagine that her box smells like roses.
PS. One more...Oathmeal- Lonely, sweaty, ignorant, and a genuine loser- not just a Uber loser
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
I like October because it's almost like Fall down her, which is the best time of the year.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Punishment? Render them sterile. They shouldn't be able to pass their genetic material on. And as to more immediate legal side of things, I don't know. I don't believe in locking people up as a cure, I don't believe in the death penalty, I don't believe in correctional facilities as they are today. The emotional side of me is calmly and intensely advocating putting them down humanely. The less emotional side of me is thinking they need therapy and support and life experience if they are ever going to turn into human beings.
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
This is hard. There are so many different categories of posts, and so many different reasons why things appeal. Sometimes things will reach into my chest and grab my heart and squeeze, but I still couldn't tell you for sure if I liked it or not. So I'm sorry, Pass.
3. Our flight home yesterday was delayed 7 hours, which we found out when we arrived at the airport. There was an elderly couple who were supposed to be on the same flight, and we watched them wander off in completely the wrong direction. They both looked a little doddery, so we worried that they'd misunderstood (their native language: Swedish, language at aiport: Spanish/English.). We followed them and made sure that they'd understood and had been given the help they needed. It turned out that they were a perfectly sane and on-to-it couple who'd just needed to go the toilet. So, minus points for assuming that old=senile, but we meant well. It just didn't feel right, leaving them to fend on their own.
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
Eh. I biked through a redlight on my way to school this morning. Which, I have recently learned, is illegal. I'm assuming you're looking for something more interesting than that, but you get what you asked for.
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
Shlongy is Wile. E. Coyote. (I am the roadrunner.)
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
I like spring. When things are starting to come alive, and there is hope again.
IT'S JESUS. ON MY WALL.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Incarceration in a hospital for the criminally insane, parole subject to doctor's evaluation. studies have shown that a significant portion of those who violently abuse, maim, or kill animals in their youth grow up to become mass/serial killers. An absolute disreguard for the sanctity of life does not end at animals.
2. http://www.ubersite.com/m/32650 Razor's winning entry for the first Ubermadness. This entry owned everything I had ever read on this site and shows what kind of quality he, and others on this site, are capable of.
3. I can't remember. I think maybe when I complimented some girl at the gym like a year ago. I pretty much keep to myself so I'm not exposed to people in need a lot.
4. Speeding. Every day.
5. Eh. I don't feel like doing this one.
Extra: I love the Fall because of the way you wake up, its cool/cold outside, the air is fresh and sharp, but it warms up and gets all nice during the day.
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Also, Hi Tiger. What's goin on with you?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. They should be charged with animal cruelty and sent to juvy. I'm not their mother so I'm not telling them shit... but if those were my kids, they would be in very, very serious trouble.
2. http://www.ubersite.com/m/54416 - I don't know I just do
3. I don't know, I don't keep a list. I try to do nice stuff as much as I can because I believe what goes around comes around.
4. Is it illegal to put on mascara while you're driving?
5. I perceive rad1101 as more fun than a barrel full of whores. Call me.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why? Summer because I like wearing open toed shoes and I hate wearing coats, and/or fall because of football.
I see Frank Zappa.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-21 12:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
-I'd put them into football
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
-Any Jimbo post, they're fucking hilarious and remind me much of my own shenanigans
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
-I changed some random girls tire for her, and walked home so she could drive to the gas station even though she offered me a ride. She wasn't even hot, I don't know why I did it.
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
-Let's see, any given weekend I do something illegal. The most recent was walking around campus with open alcohol and telling R.A.'s to 'shove it'
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
-Skrapmetal: His reviews are highly entertaining, and I feel good knowing he is an engineer, so I may one day be just like him.
That is all
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
-Springtime - Rugby season starts, the snow melts, and the women exchange their winter coats for skimpy tops
October because of Oktoberfest
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-09-21 12:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok then, they have to recieve the harshes punishment we can think of. If not then Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson will come have a protest.
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Honestly, boys who do that grow up to do things like that to people. I think they need more mental help instead of being locked up.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-21 12:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it was either Jesus, or Rob Zombie!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-21 12:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
White
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-09-21 12:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmm on question number 1, What race were the 3 boys. What race was the girl? I think this matters in our legal system now.
Submitted by BUTCH_HERO (user info) at 2007-09-21 12:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is that Lebowski?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-21 12:50:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
12, 14 & 16..not 6