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Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2007-09-21 12:49:37 EDT
1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
Not sure if you've seen the below but I thought it was cool. Follow the directions and give it a try.
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-21 08:01:51 EST (#)
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merry christmas four eyes. I mean one leg.
:(
look at it this way, you're compensating.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-12-21 05:59:19 EST (#)
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LSO- DOES ANYONE REMEMBER A POST ABOUT AN OFFICE WORKER WHO HAS BIG PLANS FOR HIS CARDBOARD BOX FORT? I LOVE THAT POST... WHO/ WHAT/ WHERE IS IT?
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This might be the one you mean, Siren:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30871
Submitted by DancingOtter (user info) at 2007-10-02 03:53:08 EDT (#)
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It's Shlongy!
Submitted by insanedoc (user info) at 2007-10-02 03:24:09 EDT (#)
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1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
Lock them up in the same jail cell as Michael Jackson and put a curtain around it so no one has to watch. Two birds, one stone.
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
I love all of Ubersite.
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
I stopped going to my Russian class. Last time I went, my professor told me that simply having me living in the same city was a detriment to his other students' success. So I did him a little favor.
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
Trespassing, I suppose. I got bored a few nights ago so I walked around my campus at 4:30am. Oh yes, I'm hardcore.
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
You. I think you're inquisitive, hence the little quiz here.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
Late fall. Its chilled off, but not cold.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-09-28 01:23:05 EDT (#)
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1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
Animal cruelty sucks. These boys need to be incarcerated in some kind of institution and counseled until they are proven to be fit of mind. I am assuming that if this doesn't happen that they will kill again, only the next time it will be a little girl.
What would I say to them? I would ask them what the fuck their major malfunction is.
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo.
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
I do nice things for people everyday. I open doors, smile, let people ahead of me at the store when I have way more stuff to checkout then they do. Hell, I have a hard time keeping track of all that stuff. It's my way of "Paying it Forward."
I was sitting on the bleachers at my sons soccer game today, and all of the opposing teams parents sat around me on the bleachers because it was an "away" game and I obviously picked the wrong set of bleachers to sit on. Anyway, I didn't get up to move even though some parents for our boys were sitting on the adjacent set of bleachers. The reason for this was that I like to hear what they are saying about our team. Well, this one father was bitching up a storm about how big my son was and how it isn't fair that kids that size should be allowed to play with smaller kids. My son is in tenth grade, is six foot one inch and two hundred twenty five pounds. He was also bitching about my son pushing the smaller boys around. Mind you, this is JV level soccer and all the boys are pretty much the same age. Anyway, I sat there and listened to him for about forty five minutes and never once did I get up and rip his throat out with my bare hands. Never once did I shove my thumbs so far into his eye sockets that they came out with his optic nerves dangling from my fingernails. Never once did I rip his tongue out, put it in my mouth, chew it up and swallow it right in front of his very eyes and then go back for seconds.
I would say that was pretty goddamn nice of me.
Why did I spare this guy his life? Because I can't go see my kids games, concerts, etc. if I'm in prison.
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
Like I'm going to tell you this.
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
Does it really matter how I perceive any user on this site? I will tell you that, for the most part I find most of the users here to be intelligent and caring people.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
I like Spring because it's when baseball season starts.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-09-26 18:57:07 EDT (#)
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1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
They should all be locked up in a Juvenile detention centre until they're of age, and then tried as adults. This is of course if i was operating under the law, other wise I would have them all put down, because they are clearly sociopaths and have no place in a decent society.
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96561
It's JoeyG and it's fucking hilarious, the best part is when the electrician licks his fingers to test whether or not the wires are live.
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
I got two of my friends back together after they broke up over stupid shit one month ago
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
Smoked Pot 3-4 weeks ago
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
Caulaincourt: French canadian
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
December/winter: Because christmas time rocks!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-09-26 01:33:00 EDT (#)
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1. No punishment. Tell them that people who frame their actions in emotive, bias-inducing terms like "a young girl's pomeranian" should get the death sentence for targeted questions.
2. I've never learnt more in less time that in this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/74387
3. How can you do something for no particular reason and answer "why" you did it?
4. Friday: A lot of speed. Saturday: Two pills.
5. Danger Ranger: The second coming.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-25 23:45:27 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111998
Check THAT post out.
Think you have questions NOW...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-24 19:17:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:09:42 EDT (#)
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filthy violence merges into your sexual evolution and next thing you know, you find yourself in adulthood, tied up in a motel room, cross dressing, waiting to get raped and violated by a 50 years old trucker you met on the internet.
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Sounds like my typical Saturday night.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 18:53:51 EDT (#)
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Caul, my cold black heart is surpassed only by yours.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:43:26 EDT (#)
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kaelic, that noob is a piglet http://www.ubersite.com/m/111836 who probably wants attention from us.
who's gonna pity fuck her?
rock paper scisors?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:40:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:09:54 EDT (#)
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Just wanted to point out this comes from the guy who thinks it's OK to crush the heads of baby birds. Psychopath, anyone?
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that "caul the psycho/kaelic the hero" argument was fun on gabbly. it's just old and tired now.
though you did rally some errant noob.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:38:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:26:21 EDT (#)
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Kaelic - since when did holding the door open constitute as being nice? I thought that was everyday politeness.
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who is this faggot and what makes him think that i spent more than 10 seconds to answer those 5 questions?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:26:21 EDT (#)
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Kaelic - since when did holding the door open constitute as being nice? I thought that was everyday politeness.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:09:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:14:36 EDT (#)
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1. who gives a shit?
2. http://www.ubersite.com/m/43788#774713 this exchange always made me laugh uncontrollably
3. i held the door for someone five minutes ago
4. did cocaine a month a go
5. i am awesome
EXTRA CREDIT: July, cuz it's teh summer
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Just wanted to point out this comes from the guy who thinks it's OK to crush the heads of baby birds. Psychopath, anyone?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:37:17 EDT (#)
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Who wants to come walk the picket line with me , later?
C'mon, it'll be fun, we can heckle people passing by and moon all the news crews that are there.
OH NOES!!! I MAY BE ON T.V AND I HAVE A ZIT.
20 BUX SAYS NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO DUCK AWAY FROM THE CAMERA CREWS, ME AND MY CHIN ZIT WILL MAKE THE FUCKING NIGHTLY NEWS.
*SIGH*
unlike the other fools i work with i really have no desire to be on T.V. or have an idiot reporter asking me dumbshit questions like
"So you only get 200 dollars a week on strike. Can you live on that?"
My reply will be "Can you?" <kick in the nuts> " any other compelling questions?"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:32:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:28:10 EDT (#)
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*reads cauls' comment to Anansie*
*Backs slowly away, hitting power button*
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this totally happened to me!
:-P
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:31:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:26:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:13:19 EDT (#)
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>> cuz i'm not here 24/7 and i spent the weekend away
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So out of ALL the comments below you randomly chose mine to dissect? Interesting but I'm going to go ahead and say I don't buy that answer. Whatever. Have a swell afternoon.
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randomly? no. i read a few of the recent ones and picked the one that has <B>'s. i didn't read the others. i ask you that cuz many of your posts discuss animal cruelty. i expected an honest answer
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:30:31 EDT (#)
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oh, and the difference between killing a beloved pet and killing a bovine inteaded for consumption: the death of the pet is for the enjoyment of killing, the death of the bovine is for food, in other words, the suffering and death are not the focus.
It's the enjoyment of inflicting pain on a helpless creature for no good reason that is the issue here, not that we as people eat meat. (or chicken)
mmmmmmmmmmmm... meat.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:28:10 EDT (#)
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*reads cauls' comment to Anansie*
*Backs slowly away, hitting power button*
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:26:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:13:19 EDT (#)
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>> cuz i'm not here 24/7 and i spent the weekend away
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So out of ALL the comments below you randomly chose mine to dissect? Interesting but I'm going to go ahead and say I don't buy that answer. Whatever. Have a swell afternoon.
I'm putting on my cape and I'm off to rid the world of animal abusers. One small hop at a time.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:13:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:07:15 EDT (#)
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To answer your question CaulI am a product of my mother. She was always helping and rescuing animals. She would take in all types of squirrels, raccoons, birds that my cat might have injured.
She was always rescuing cats and dogs from the pound and would find them homes or we would keep them. Growing up we had dogs, cats, birds, ferret's all kinds of creatures.
The reason I despise animal cruelty is because of my late dog 'Brindle'. We rescued her from the pound. She had been stabbed, set on fire and nearly died from starvation. I've never seen anything so horrible in my life and it took a very long time for her to be social and friendly around people and to act and be what a dog should: healthy, happy, energetic and lovable.
Since you NEEDED to know so you can fish for some deeper meaning to all of this, there you have it. Plain and simple. """
>> thanks...that's all i wanted to know. i have no problem with that explanation.
Let me ask you this though. My beliefs and feelings on this topic are similar to forensicgirl3 and few others who've commented below? Why wait so long to begin this discussion until I shared my feelings? You had plenty of opportunity to begin this chitchat with others days ago. Why wait until now?"""
>> cuz i'm not here 24/7 and i spent the weekend away
Oh, buy the way, did I mention that I have twin step sons? Well I do. One of them has a serious crush on this girl and he loves to pull her pig tails at recess. You remind me of him. Tell me, is that a LOGICAL comparison? Get over it already, I'm happily married.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:09:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:50:46 EDT (#)
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All that being said, I am like mystia as far as my own personal viewpoint on animals goes. I like them and cannot empathize with someone who would hurt one for nothing other than pleasure.
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had your father put his cock into your mouth and finger your innocent pink anus, you would appreciate the relief and empowering sentiment provided when grabbing a cat by the throat and strangling it until its eyes burst out while still gasping for life. dying cats sound very human you know. of course after the rush, you feel guilt and remorse but once you hit puberty, you can erase those feelings with sexuality. filthy violence merges into your sexual evolution and next thing you know, you find yourself in adulthood, tied up in a motel room, cross dressing, waiting to get raped and violated by a 50 years old trucker you met on the internet.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:08:22 EDT (#)
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haha you're a stupid cow lover!
NEENER NEENER NEENER NEENER NEENER
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:07:15 EDT (#)
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Method - Where did I EVER say I think dogs are cuter than cows? Actually, I think cows are very cute and adorable. They have the cutest little faces. In fact, I they're so cute I collect different sized cows.
Right now they're in my back yard eating hay.
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"Why don't you tell us the real reason why you care so much about animal cruelty and stop being an idiot on purpose?"
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To answer your question CaulI am a product of my mother. She was always helping and rescuing animals. She would take in all types of squirrels, raccoons, birds that my cat might have injured.
She was always rescuing cats and dogs from the pound and would find them homes or we would keep them. Growing up we had dogs, cats, birds, ferret's all kinds of creatures.
The reason I despise animal cruelty is because of my late dog 'Brindle'. We rescued her from the pound. She had been stabbed, set on fire and nearly died from starvation. I've never seen anything so horrible in my life and it took a very long time for her to be social and friendly around people and to act and be what a dog should: healthy, happy, energetic and lovable.
Since you NEEDED to know so you can fish for some deeper meaning to all of this, there you have it. Plain and simple.
So dissect my comment any way you see fit and analyze them diligently. Insult my intelligence,
be sure to twist my words around and flip this into another topic. My comparisons suck and I fail to answer your questions.
Let me ask you this though. My beliefs and feelings on this topic are similar to forensicgirl3 and few others who've commented below? Why wait so long to begin this discussion until I shared my feelings? You had plenty of opportunity to begin this chitchat with others days ago. Why wait until now?
Oh, buy the way, did I mention that I have twin step sons? Well I do. One of them has a serious crush on this girl and he loves to pull her pig tails at recess. You remind me of him. Tell me, is that a LOGICAL comparison? Get over it already, I'm happily married.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:51:39 EDT (#)
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Ah, the accidentally misdirected "fag below." Classic.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:50:58 EDT (#)
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AWW GODAMMIT
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:50:49 EDT (#)
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fag below
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:50:46 EDT (#)
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I don't think anyone is trying to say one type of cruelty justifies the other. When people compare animal slaughter for food to torture of a pet, I think they are drawing a fairly relevant comparison. Cows are tied by their feet and have their throats slit. Chickens are killed in a brutal manner as well. The people involved in this are not sociopaths.
People hunt for pleasure as well. They are not considered sociopaths.
I do consider what these kids did to be deviant, insofar as society deems the torture of someone's pet unacceptable. However, with examples such as those listed above, it is not a very difficult leap of logic for them to say to themselves, "If it is ok to hunt and slaughter animals for sport and food, that means they are inferior to /less valuable than humans, and I can do with them as I please."
Children are given plenty of examples of violence towards animals that they can use to justify their own behavior to themselves.
All that being said, I am like mystia as far as my own personal viewpoint on animals goes. I like them and cannot empathize with someone who would hurt one for nothing other than pleasure.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:44:48 EDT (#)
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Punishment:
front row center for every show on the Hall and Oates reunion tour
If I could speak to the boys, what would I say? :
that was a bad! Be nice to doggie!... niiiiiice to doggie
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:35:36 EDT (#)
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Cunt?
Me?
<gasp>
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:24:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:18:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:14:11 EDT (#)
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"that's an explanation i can appreciate and understand"
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You'll find in your absence that we have evolved into a higher race of creatures with new priorities and beliefs. We no longer depend on money as our motivation; instead, we embrace philosophy and the betterment of mankind. I think you'll find your stay here at uber a lot more enjoyable this time around, Mystia.
Cunt.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:20:09 EDT (#)
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Obviously im just simple.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:18:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:14:11 EDT (#)
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"that's an explanation i can appreciate and understand"
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:18:37 EDT (#)
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I love being a typical englishman. Peole either think your simple and amusing or a poor chimney sweep who needs looking after.
I challenge anyone to punch Hugh Grant.
Actually after his last film...........
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:16:45 EDT (#)
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I don't know what i'm saying, I'm a stupid american = (
pip pip
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:14:37 EDT (#)
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How very dare you.
Limey is a great word for English, really non offensive. 'chin chin'
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:14:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:57:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:59:47 EDT (#)
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i think animal cruelty stirs up your emotions more than anything else...and i'd like to know why.
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Well, Caul if i may butt in, SINCE I'M ON STRIKE with nothing better to do at the moment besides worry. This is also an issue that riles my emotions as well, so i'll try to explain it best i can.
Please don't turn this into any kind of verbal battle. I think it's an honest question so i'll give you an honest answer from my point of view.
The explaination is that there really isn't one. Ever since i was a toddler my natural instinct has always drawn me to help any injured animal. My first rescue was at 3 yrs old. A black kitten was chained to a telephone pole and I ran crying to my babysitter to come and help it. it was choking. I've always had an ability to bond with animals. I don't know why. It just is that way. I've never been biten by any kind of animal or even hissed at by a cat. Every time i see an animal out in my yard at night my first instinct is to give them any food i was gonna toss out. I have a raccoon family 2 stray cats, and about 25 ducks that come to my driveway daily for leftovers.
I even rescue and help animals i don't really like, like seagulls and even snakes. My parents didn't teach me to help animals or to value them, I was just born this way. it's always been this way. I also feel that those who torture animals as a child are compelled to do so just the way i am compelled to save them. Everyone has things that matter to them and we are all different. Caring about animals is no different than caring about politics, or music or whatever else you are just drawn to.
It's not about putting animal life over human life. to me life is life and no life deserves to be unjustly tortured, that includes our food supply as well.
It's not about being socially inept or replacing people with pets in my life. I've always had both. I can tell you one thing tho, the dog that you love and shelter will give his life to protect you. how many "people" would?
Animals have helped humans throughout our entire evolution. Aside from providing food or furs, they also provided protection to people from other wild animals, provided transportation to humans long before a car was even an idea. plowed fields and done much work that humans could not do as productively. Shit pigeons and ponies were our only source of mail delievery for years.
I just feel that Animals have always served mankind in some way or another and people don't think about it that way.
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that's an explanation i can appreciate and understand.
we all have particular issues that stir up our emotions more than others.
i would've expected something similar from TL other than that irrational "ANYONE KICKING A DOG IS A SERIAL KILLER IN THE MAKING!" bullshit.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:11:46 EDT (#)
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stfu you limey twat
<ducks>
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:11:13 EDT (#)
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I dont think this 'discussion' is going anywhere.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:10:42 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111902#2533407
the way you interprete comparisons in surface is seriously sad.
i think even with a drawing and a basic logic course you would still fail to understand how your reasoning is basically flawed.
"all violent criminals display animal abuse in their childhood, therefore any animal abuser will be a violent criminal"
congratulations, you just failed the first question of an IQ test.
oh wait...you didn't say ALL, you said MANY! well, we have yet to see any evidence of that since it's not like we have a ratio of animal abusers who become murderers per the actual total number of those who harmed animals in their childhood.
i can explain it twenty different ways, using LOGICAL examples (not comparisons in context like you interprete them), you'll still think backward.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:08:48 EDT (#)
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YOU said it's ok to kill cows because they're NOT PETS. Your argument is based on the fact that dogs are cute and cows are not. Cows are incredibly intelligent animals, many times more so than dogs.
How do you justify in your mind that killing cows is not the same as killing dogs?
How is one ok and the other one isn't?
Because YOU, in your infinite wisdom, decided that dogs are cuter than cows?
Enlighten me, please.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:06:33 EDT (#)
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Yeah, put second in their twice...and obviously am having some difficulty typing today.
Whatever. I think I'll sit here and justify maybe killing my neighbor's cat for fun after I eat my chicken dinner of course. Yeah, I eat chicken. Have you ever seen them peck each other to death? That's nasty.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:04:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:55:15 EDT (#)
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How you can differentiate and justify pain and suffering between two sentient creatures because of the "role" WE'VE placed them in, is beyond me. Have you ever seen a cattle or any sort of livestock scream in pain and gurgle while their throat is cut, their eyes bulging out of their head in sheer terror? I highly doubt it, and if you did, you'd sing a different tune
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First I don't eat cow. Second No I have never seen such a horrible act nor do I ever want to.
Second, why does an issue about the murder of a pet always lead back to eating meat? I don't justify the murder of a cow. But the fact that they're not murdered in vain puts my mind at ease a little. Perhaps if we lived in a society that ate dogs it would be acceptable. We don't and it isn't.
Why are people comparing the two? One is a pet the other food. I have absolutely nothing to do with the 'role' we've created.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:57:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:59:47 EDT (#)
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i think animal cruelty stirs up your emotions more than anything else...and i'd like to know why.
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Well, Caul if i may butt in, SINCE I'M ON STRIKE with nothing better to do at the moment besides worry. This is also an issue that riles my emotions as well, so i'll try to explain it best i can.
Please don't turn this into any kind of verbal battle. I think it's an honest question so i'll give you an honest answer from my point of view.
The explaination is that there really isn't one. Ever since i was a toddler my natural instinct has always drawn me to help any injured animal. My first rescue was at 3 yrs old. A black kitten was chained to a telephone pole and I ran crying to my babysitter to come and help it. it was choking. I've always had an ability to bond with animals. I don't know why. It just is that way. I've never been biten by any kind of animal or even hissed at by a cat. Every time i see an animal out in my yard at night my first instinct is to give them any food i was gonna toss out. I have a raccoon family 2 stray cats, and about 25 ducks that come to my driveway daily for leftovers.
I even rescue and help animals i don't really like, like seagulls and even snakes. My parents didn't teach me to help animals or to value them, I was just born this way. it's always been this way. I also feel that those who torture animals as a child are compelled to do so just the way i am compelled to save them. Everyone has things that matter to them and we are all different. Caring about animals is no different than caring about politics, or music or whatever else you are just drawn to.
It's not about putting animal life over human life. to me life is life and no life deserves to be unjustly tortured, that includes our food supply as well.
It's not about being socially inept or replacing people with pets in my life. I've always had both. I can tell you one thing tho, the dog that you love and shelter will give his life to protect you. how many "people" would?
Animals have helped humans throughout our entire evolution. Aside from providing food or furs, they also provided protection to people from other wild animals, provided transportation to humans long before a car was even an idea. plowed fields and done much work that humans could not do as productively. Shit pigeons and ponies were our only source of mail delievery for years.
I just feel that Animals have always served mankind in some way or another and people don't think about it that way.
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Sorry about the cut and paste error.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:37:02 EDT (#)
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why don't you tell us the real reason why you care so much abuot animal cruelty and stop being an idiot on purpose?
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First I know a lot of boys hurt animals at a young age. Shouldn't happen! If their parents find out and they do nothing First I am aware that boys hurt animals at a young age. Shouldn't happen! If their parents find out and they do nothing about it, their sick too. And that is child abuse. Only people with serious mental issues would mistreat and kill animals for kicks. Or know about it and do nothing.
I'M the idiot??? Could be. But I'm not the one comparing the torture and murder of some girls pet to bed wetting and starting fires. This is about neither of those issues. This is about animal cruelty.
Caul, I know how you operate and you can compare this post to just about anything to stir up an arguement. The fact is your examples are extraneous and bare no similarity whatsoever. I don't think a bed wetter enjoys pissing the bed every night.
Call me anything you want. I've been around here long enough to know how you maneuver. Go try that shit out on someone else I know all your tricks.
And here are some stats for you http://www.bigcatrescue.org/teach_our_children.htm
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:55:15 EDT (#)
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How you can differentiate and justify pain and suffering between two sentient creatures because of the "role" WE'VE placed them in, is beyond me. Have you ever seen a cattle or any sort of livestock scream in pain and gurgle while their throat is cut, their eyes bulging out of their head in sheer terror? I highly doubt it, and if you did, you'd sing a different tune.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:51:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:37:36 EDT (#)
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It doesn't. Don't eat meat. Cattle isn't someones PET. It's cattle!!! RAISED to be eaten and ejoyed. They weren't killed in vain.
This is a young girls PET!!!
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Wow, TL, I adore you and all, but this was a really stupid fucking comment.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:46:42 EDT (#)
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If you're somewhere its legal of course.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:42:40 EDT (#)
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So could I raise a dog for the specific puproses to be killed painfully and then eaten amd not suffer your wrath?
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:29:52 EDT (#)
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It was the very first comment. Dipshit.
Oh what the fuck ever. Believe whatever you want. If you think it's cool to kill animals then you're sick in the head and I hope you get hit by a Mack truck.
Replying to you isn't worth my finger tips hurting.
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I think I The actual words I used were "neddless and disturbing" explain to me agin how that mean I think it's cool?
My point still stands that severely punishing kids who do things you find repugnant (or indeed hoping they get hit by trucks) achieves nothing other than to give you the sense of self-righteousness you so obvisouly crave.
go see the doctor about your fingertips, they seem overly sensitive.
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Ever been to an abattoir? Next time you guys wanna go all holier than thou about animal cruelty, just remember where your steak comes from. Idiots
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Yeah, I've hear that one before too.
Guess what?
A cow that is raised to be slaughtered and that is disgusting in it's own right, and someone's Pet being tortured and killed are totally incomparable and you know it.
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What cattle go through could easily be described as torture so by your rationale, we should punish those responsible - goodbye meat-packers. how does it being somebody's pet even make a fucking difference?
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It doesn't. Don't eat meat. Cattle isn't someones PET. It's cattle!!! RAISED to be eaten and ejoyed. They weren't killed in vain.
This is a young girls PET!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:37:02 EDT (#)
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it's also been shown that all pyromaniacs have wet their beds for a long time.
do you know how many people wet their beds?
by your logic, everyone is a fire starter. though that fantasy might be good for you since there would be firefighters all over the place.
do you have any idea how many boys (except pussies like jack maccullum) mistreat animals when they grow up, just to play around?
if so "many" of those grew up to be violent toward humans, we would live in complete and utter chaos.
why don't you tell us the real reason why you care so much abuot animal cruelty and stop being an idiot on purpose?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:32:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:20:11 EDT (#)
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In case one isn't enough...
http://www.pet-abuse.com/pages/abuse_connection.php
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NO SHIT!
you're not showing me anything new. do you have a problem with basic logic or something?
all these links said is : "violent criminals had animal cruelty in their past"
where does it show that MANY animal abusers turn into actual violent criminals, as if it was a fatalistic causality?
what's so hard to understand?!
"studies have shown that all serial killers breathe air"
"mmmm...then everyone must be a serial killer! EUREKA! LET'S FORBID OXYGEN!"
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:31:55 EDT (#)
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weep
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:29:52 EDT (#)
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It was the very first comment. Dipshit.
Oh what the fuck ever. Believe whatever you want. If you think it's cool to kill animals then you're sick in the head and I hope you get hit by a Mack truck.
Replying to you isn't worth my finger tips hurting.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:29:17 EDT (#)
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Well i guess most people dont eat pets.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:28:43 EDT (#)
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Ever been to an abattoir? Next time you guys wanna go all holier than thou about animal cruelty, just remember where your steak comes from. Idiots
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Yeah, I've hear that one before too.
Guess what?
A cow that is raised to be slaughtered and that is disgusting in it's own right, and someone's Pet being tortured and killed are totally incomparable and you know it.
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What cattle go through could easily be described as torture so by your rationale, we should punish those responsible - goodbye meat-packers. how does it being somebody's pet even make a fucking difference?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:28:30 EDT (#)
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i do not see any statistic or serious poll proving that out of all the people being cruel to animals, a high percentage of them become criminals.
you'll tell me "but they say five times as likely!" which without context, might be completly irrelevant when applied to a large population.
show me a statistic where animal cruelty significantly generates as nearly as much crime as let's say...poverty, and then we'll talk.
until then, i believe it's a marginal issue at best otherwise just about every boy i gew up with is out killing people right now.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:26:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:59:43 EDT (#)
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Tiger clearly stated 6 was a typo and the kid was in fact 16. Do you peaple read?
Anyway, being the mother of a 7 year old qualifies me to say that any well reared child of 6 WOULD know that killing an animal is wrong. Very wrong. I think the blame lies with the parents.
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being a mother qualifies pf a seven year old qualifies you for exactly fuck all, piss off.
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You people giving the oh-so-predictable answer of 'kill them' or 'do the same to them' are fucking retarded. Creulty to animals is needless and a bit disturbing but one of those kids was SIX for fucks sake,
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NO! If You read my first comment you will see that was a typo. The kid was the oldest and he was 16 NOT 6. So for fucks sake, get your facts straight.
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Get MY fucking FACTS STRAIGHT?
It's my fault I didn't read through 100+ reviews in order to realise that YOU fucked up the original post??
Curse my poor attention to detail.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:20:11 EDT (#)
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In case one isn't enough...
http://www.pet-abuse.com/pages/abuse_connection.php
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:08:00 EDT (#)
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Caul - I explained why. Because I value human life. I should have stated that MANY children who torture animals grow up to kill people/children whatever."""
oh yeah? referrence/link please.
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There you go!
http://www.psychological.com/blog/index.php?/archives/120-Animal-Cruelty-Psychopathic-Personality.html
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:08:00 EDT (#)
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Caul - I explained why. Because I value human life. I should have stated that MANY children who torture animals grow up to kill people/children whatever."""
oh yeah? referrence/link please. i come from a rural area. i know a shitload of people who treat animals like shit. the only guy i know who ended up in prison (he mistreated his newborn) was the type of guy to cry over a dead bird.
I'm sorry what?? What the hell does HIV or AIDS have to do with a little girls dog being stolen from her home and savagely murdered? I'm not seeing your comparison here. """
It has nothing to do with it. I was trying to show the flaw in your reasoning by using physical sickness. Yes, most hardcore criminals have wet their beds, start fires, torture animals...etc...it's called symptoms, not actual sicknesses. you can't turn that around and accuse everyone who presents those characteristics to be full blown sociopaths. it's just ridiculous.
"so yeah, i peed my bed until i was 10 and i kicked an ugly dog once"
"OMG! PSYCHO! SOMEONE FUCKING GAS HIM!"
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:09:16 EDT (#)
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Sick, meaning have flu like systems...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:08:00 EDT (#)
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Caul - I explained why. Because I value human life. I should have stated that MANY children who torture animals grow up to kill people/children whatever.
"Tthat's like saying everyone who tests HIV positive presents cold-like symptoms, everyone with cold symptoms is HIV +." if those were the cases, sociopaths would be all over the place and they'd all have AIDS."
I'm sorry what?? What the hell does HIV or AIDS have to do with a little girls dog being stolen from her home and savagely murdered? I'm not seeing your comparison here. Someone testing postive for HIV and someone who is sick has NOTHING to do with this subject.
There is no justification whatsoever for this type of behavior and anyone that thinks the killing and torture of pets needs some serious help because it's sick and disgusting.
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:50:38 EDT (#)
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Ever been to an abattoir? Next time you guys wanna go all holier than thou about animal cruelty, just remember where your steak comes from. Idiots
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Yeah, I've hear that one before too.
Guess what?
A cow that is raised to be slaughtered and that is disgusting in it's own right, and someone's Pet being tortured and killed are totally incomparable and you know it.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111902#2533072
why do you spend so much energy on animal cruelty when it's basically the least of our worries?
i'm geneously curious as why this is so important to you.
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It isn't the least of worries because statistics show that children that hurt or kill animals grow up to be adults that hurt or kill people. How would you feel if your son, or daughter or favorite niece or nephew or any child for that matter that you cared for was abducted and killed by some adult whose parents thought it to be strange that when their child was young enjoyed torturing animals but they did nothing about it and now their grow child has taken the life of a human. Look at Jeffrey Dahmer for example. Had is parents done something about his fascination with killing and dissecting animals, his victims would probably not be dead.
The reason I care so much is because if do something about this and punish these children/teens to the fullest extent of the law, perhaps later in life someone's life can be spared.
That is why this issue is so important to me.
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i don't believe that's the reason why you talk about this. i can't read your mind, but i think you're intelligent enough to know that animal cruelty doesn't always lead to sociopathic behavior. i said it before, i hate that kind of reverse logic that would fail any basic IQ test. "all serial killers have hurt animals therefor anyone who hurts animal is a serial killer." that's like saying "everyone who tests HIV positive presents cold-like symptoms, everyone with cold symptoms is HIV +." if those were the cases, sociopaths would be all over the place and they'd all have AIDS.
anyway...you know what i mean and i think that was a bullshit explanation. i think animal cruelty stirs up your emotions more than anything else...and i'd like to know why.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:59:43 EDT (#)
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Tiger clearly stated 6 was a typo and the kid was in fact 16. Do you peaple read?
Anyway, being the mother of a 7 year old qualifies me to say that any well reared child of 6 WOULD know that killing an animal is wrong. Very wrong. I think the blame lies with the parents.
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:50:38 EDT (#)
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You people giving the oh-so-predictable answer of 'kill them' or 'do the same to them' are fucking retarded. Creulty to animals is needless and a bit disturbing but one of those kids was SIX for fucks sake,
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NO! If You read my first comment you will see that was a typo. The kid was the oldest and he was 16 NOT 6. So for fucks sake, get your facts straight.
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 12:56:36 EDT (#)
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The reason I care so much is because if do something about this and punish these children/teens to the fullest extent of the law, perhaps later in life someone's life can be spared.
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Yeah, either that or you're gonna send them to a some Juvey Hall Gladiator acamedy where they'll mostly likely grow up in to REAL criminals. Most prisoners go on to reoffend, so whose life are you actually saving here?
Fuck up lives and create more crime over the sake of animal. Good one.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:50:38 EDT (#)
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You people giving the oh-so-predictable answer of 'kill them' or 'do the same to them' are fucking retarded. Creulty to animals is needless and a bit disturbing but one of those kids was SIX for fucks sake, he probably didn't even know what the fuck was going on and if you're valueing the life of a domestic animal over that of a human child, it's YOU who need to go see the doctor.
Ever been to an abattoir? Next time you guys wanna go all holier than thou about animal cruelty, just remember where your steak comes from. Idiots.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:05:00 EDT (#)
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Also, it doesn't necessarily have to only be a child. Adults are abducted as well.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 11:47:07 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111902#2533072
why do you spend so much energy on animal cruelty when it's basically the least of our worries?
i'm geneously curious as why this is so important to you.
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It isn't the least of worries because statistics show that children that hurt or kill animals grow up to be adults that hurt or kill people. How would you feel if your son, or daughter or favorite niece or nephew or any child for that matter that you cared for was abducted and killed by some adult whose parents thought it to be strange that when their child was young enjoyed torturing animals but they did nothing about it and now their grow child has taken the life of a human. Look at Jeffrey Dahmer for example. Had is parents done something about his fascination with killing and dissecting animals, his victims would probably not be dead.
The reason I care so much is because if do something about this and punish these children/teens to the fullest extent of the law, perhaps later in life someone's life can be spared.
That is why this issue is so important to me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 11:47:07 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111902#2533072
why do you spend so much energy on animal cruelty when it's basically the least of our worries?
i'm geneously curious as why this is so important to you.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-24 11:37:30 EDT (#)
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5. I do not usually judge those I have not met however I think Merlina appears to be a lovely sweet soul, very down to earth and when reviewing even the shittest posts - mine included- manages to say something positive. Her kindness makes me smile.
And for the record those kids should be taken awwy from their evidentally awful parents and be given a chance at life.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:22:00 EDT (#)
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I thought it was Darth Vader.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:13:27 EDT (#)
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Funny how that optical illusion is of Jesus! But he forgives everyone right?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:11:32 EDT (#)
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*goal* not *goat*
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my attempt at bold didn't work so well. Fuck it.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:10:13 EDT (#)
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1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
<B>Obviously these children are very ill. However that doesn't excuse them for torturing this puppy. I don't care if that dog was the most annoying creature ever to be born. What they did to that defenseless creature is heinous and is uncalled for. Those children are definitely old enough to know right from wrong and they should be punished to the fullest extent of the law with intense psychological therapy.</B>
<B>Forensic had some great ideas for those children. Instead they'll probably get a slap on the hand, a few hours of community service and we'll be hearing about one or all of them 15 years from now after they've killed someone.</B>
<b>That being said, if I were the owner of that dog it would be my life's goat to hunt each of <those boys down and systematically torture and kill them one by one. Harsh, perhaps and most likely I wouldn't be able to do myself and obviously they'll be spending some time in locked up but I would do everything in my power to see that those boys suffer wherever their sentence may lead them. All you need is money to have scum like that taken care of. And while they're serving out their time in prison lifting weights, watching TV and using the internet, I'll be saving every cent possible to arrange freak car accidents an accidental drowning and maybe even fake suicide. Whoever I hire to dispose of these little maggots, I'll chose one and he will write a fake suicide note with the expectation of being released once written. Then I will see to that Mr. Hit man very slowly with a rusty razor blade takes his time slicing said boys wrists.</B>
<B>And should these murders link back to me which is very possible I'd happily spend the rest of my life behind bars.</B>
<B>Fuck with my dog and I'll fucking have you killed.</B?
http://petloverstips.com/ForTheLoveoftheDog/news-updates/three-teens-torture-dog-to-death
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Thanks for all of the great answers.
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And not one mention of the Thunder.......
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1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
Punishment .... tried as adults for murder. It was obviously intentional, and sadistic. Oh, and have the jury be members of PETA, those fuckers are cruel to humans.
I would say nothing, they are beyond reason I think.
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82727 Made me giggle for a while.
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
I helped a seriously drunk guy get a cab last night at work. (I work at a bar, outside, serving food, I don't have to help anyone) I was nice mainly because I thought he was going to puke and I can't handle seeing that shit. I wanted him gone, and soon.
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
Aside from smoke a joint? Probably driving without insurance.
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
Beerbong, mellow student who would be fun as hell to hang out with.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
Fall. I love the colors, I love my sweaters, and tea seems to taste better when it's a bit chilly out.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-09-23 18:35:15 EDT (#)
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I saw that illusion when I blinked for a good five minutes after I changed pages.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-09-23 18:33:38 EDT (#)
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1. I'm gonna skip this one and just do the extra credit.
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
-- http://www.ubersite.com/m/61543 -- I like this post because it is the first post I ever read on Ubersite. I typed "I hate emo" into google and that is the very first link available.
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
--I always do lots if little things (hold the door open, pick up something a person dropped) for no particular reason. I suppose it's because of this that I can't really think of an answer to this question.
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
--I was involved in a street race on the highway the other day.
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
--I perceive experima to be my English teacher.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
--October, because a) my birthday is the 3rd b) the weather gets cooler c) football season is in full swing
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-09-23 15:57:44 EDT (#)
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coooooooooool illusion
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-23 12:02:47 EDT (#)
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1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
I wouldnt want to speak to them, how anyone can do that is beyond me. Punishment wise, they should be taken into care and a young offenders home (two eldest), the parents obviously are not a good influence.
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111246 im a senstive soul really.
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
I collected some glasses from my table and took them all to teh bar because the bar women was lovely :) oh that is a reason. Ummm I will always help my friends for no reason and family as i love them.
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal? hmmmm smoked weed.
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
Fey- She really intrigues me after a rocky few conversations. Got lots of respect for her now. A strong focused person with a lovely streak.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
December, hell its Christmas, hmmm have I just blasphemed.
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Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-09-23 02:12:01 EDT (#)
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1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
I would show them the code of Harry.
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Gotta admit, Dexter is one of the better shows I've seen in a while. Showtime put the entire first season ONDemand to work up interest for the second season premiere (on 9/30 I believe). Worked on me, I'll be tuning in.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-09-23 04:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70816
I meant to link this too but I got distracted reading it again.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-09-23 04:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. I blame their parents for not teaching them right from wrong. Send them to prison or whatever.
2. I like the stupid posts best. and http://www.ubersite.com/m/44213
3. I bought my mother in law flowers yesterday for babysitting last night.
4. Maybe speeding, although I'm not a great law breaker nowadays.
5. I wish Micahel Jackson would come back and post more, he was awesome. The sooner he gets his account back off that woman the better.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-09-23 02:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I get it. now plus 2 my posts.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-09-23 02:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
I would show them the code of Harry.
The first person to get that reference gets +2 on their most recent post.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-09-23 01:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22766 Because it's freaken hilarious.
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
Hm, I would suppose the last nice thing I did was today, during my walk. Three kids wanted to play basketball, and asked if I'd join in. I was tired since I had already been running for about an hour, but I joined in anyway. I didn't try too hard, but they kids were young so they still thought I was good, haha. Why did I do it? Why not?
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
Hmmm, I got really drunk about 2 weeks ago, and I'm only 20. I suppose that's it. I got so drunk I prank called all these people in my phone, even my ex's sister where I told her that I wanted to fuck her so badly. Yeah, she never answered her phone again.
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
Yellow-Man's great writing is on deaf minds, and if certain users here would take their hands out their ass and actually listen, they'd get the point.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
Winter/December. I like it when it's cold outside, and when it's my birthday :)
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-23 01:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Siren, that was scott james i think.
him or jimbo
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-23 00:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
truth below
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-23 00:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2007-09-22 11:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
5. Tiger Lilly: A useless ball of fuck (which makes her a cut above schlongy, a useless ball of never-been-fucked).
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Hey, you've only posted twice so how do YOU know that I'm a useless ball of fuck? I mean, how do you know the on goings here and that I've never-been -fucked? You must have me confused with someone else beause everyone here knows that I'm a slut.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-09-23 00:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
If these were my children, I'd be sending them to get some help and not permit them to return until they were suitable to do so. These are the kind of people that can turn into serial killers and then everyone wants to know why it happened.
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/46561
It was one of the posts from when I first joined and I thought it was hilarious. It still is. :)
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
I put change in parking meters downtown if I see those pesky rent-a-cops dishing out tickets. I don't really have a reason for doing it, except that I think it's a nice thing to do is all. I figure I can spare some change so someone doesn't get a $15 or $20 parking ticket.
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
Speeding.
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
I don't really feel like it. Thanks. :)
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
I love Spring. The weather is so nice. :)
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-09-22 23:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
btw, that is totally rob zombie.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-09-22 23:06:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ubmitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-22 10:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ALSO- DOES ANYONE REMEMBER A POST ABOUT AN OFFICE WORKER WHO HAS BIG PLANS FOR HIS CARDBOARD BOX FORT? I LOVE THAT POST... WHO/ WHAT/ WHERE IS IT?
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/80965
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Sorry, not it. I swear it was called, "My box and me" but when I search for it, it doesn't come up. :(
Thanks, though.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-22 15:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-21 10:09:05 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. They shouldn't be punished. Karma will eventually come around and make each of them indescribably miserable. I would tell them to wait.
2. I fucking hate that website.
3. I keyed the fuck out of some dude's jaguar because he parked too close to my honda. It was a nice gesture because it taught him a very valuable lesson.
4. I smoked a pound of weed in front of the local police station while pissing on the squad cars that started showing up.
5. I perceive JonnyX to be a creepy, unfunny, obsessed bitch of a man who belongs in a padded cell in Attica.
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Poor Oathmeal - BEEN A YEAR AND STILL CAN'T GET OVER IT...HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-22 14:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Assh0ly: http://www.ubersite.com/m/68166#1374389
LOL @ "I suggest self-inflicted death"
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2007-09-22 11:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
1. Punishment? Ok. Punishment's a beginning. Or, at least, a word.
Ingredients:
3 very awful children
3 wooden, straight-backed, chairs sans armrests
1 small wooden crate
1 large roll of duct tape
9 plastic tie downs
1 100-watt light bulb
1 meat cleaver
1 electric drill
1 video recorder (for posterity!)
1 cement mixer
10 bags of cement
1 length of cord ripped from the back of any standard appliance (television works well) with plug still attached
1 room with 6 foot celing, 15'x15' that meets the following criteria:
no furniture, concrete floor, 1 water spigot low to the floor, 1 electrical outlet in each
wall, and a drain hole in the middle of the floor below the solitary ceiling light fixture
with cheap chain on/off yank
1 psychotic (I'll volunteer!)
Preparation:
Put the 100-watt bulb in the ceiling light fixture. Arrange chairs in the middle of the floor beneath the ceiling fixture with their backs touching at each corner. Duct tape each chair leg to the chair leg of its nearest neighbor until neither of the chairs can move without the other two. Place wooden crate next to electrical socket that's closest to the water spigot. Fill wooden crate with meat cleaver, drill, leftover roll of duct tape, ripped appliance cord. Park cement mixer beside wooden crate. Stack cement bags next to mixer.
Take the 3 children and strip them naked. Sit them in the 3 chairs. Tie their arms behind chair backs and affix their legs to the front legs of the chairs with the plastic tie downs. Apply duct tape to their mouths and genitals (including nipples).
Hand psychotic the following instructions printed on a 3"x5" card: Do whatever you want just don't kill them. Remember to record it for their parents viewing pleasure.
Walk away.
I've met kids like that. There is no therapy that can cure them, no jail time that can rehabilitate, no hope that they'll ever be anything other than fresh meat in a prison at some point in some not-too-distant future after they've killed a whole bunch on innocent people. You can, however, show them fear. Religions learned it first and, maybe, best - fear's a powerful motivator. Probably the best one ever. Make them afraid of what will happen to them if they ever fuck up in any way whatsoever and make them believe it. Belief is the key so props are very important and the psychotic you choose has to enjoy their work.
My only sympathies are with the (now dead) dog.
Damn, I think I'll spank off to this mental ass kickery later. Very good!
2. When there's one worthy of my admiration, I'll do so. As yet, they all suck monkey pole.
3. I didn't kill my mother-in-law (there was a reason, though).
4. If I told you, then you'd be next.
5. Tiger Lilly: A useless ball of fuck (which makes her a cut above schlongy, a useless ball of never-been-fucked).
Extra Credit: Any season where the ground isn't too frozen to dig a hole.
Your weird little picture? Jordan Collier looks better on screen.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-09-22 10:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
I would take something they all cared about and destroy it slowly while they watched.
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110710
Makes me laugh every time, plus its fun to wath him trick people in to clicking that link
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
I held the door for an elderly woman at work the other day, Good manners tis all
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
They haven't found the bodies yet so I can't say :P
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
Bart Bart, He is industrious and incredibly patient to put up with everyone here
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
Fall, and October.
Not too hot, not too cold, the trees make nice colors. I live next to a huge preserve which I get to freely wander in. Then there is Halloween at the end of the month, my favorite holiday. Something about it appeals to the outdoorsman in me, it's my favorite month to camp in.
Not sure if you've seen the below but I thought it was cool. Follow the directions and give it a try.
Looks like Jordan Collier from the 4400
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-09-22 10:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
1) The 6 year old was probably just following along with the older boys. The 12 and 14 year old... they're getting the bejebus beat out of them.
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
Way way way too many to pick a favorite/
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
A girl in my spanish class, tripped and fell down the steps face first, while older gentleman helped her gather her stuff, I offered her a lift to class (since she was blocking the busy stairwell) she accepted, I picked her up in my arms and carried her to the other side of the building (about 500 feet) to where our language lab is.
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
Smoked pot...probably the most common crime on Über.
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
I think of all uberusers as being very textual people.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
Winter: Skiing and snowboarding
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-22 10:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ALSO- DOES ANYONE REMEMBER A POST ABOUT AN OFFICE WORKER WHO HAS BIG PLANS FOR HIS CARDBOARD BOX FORT? I LOVE THAT POST... WHO/ WHAT/ WHERE IS IT?
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That?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-09-22 09:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Um since animal decapitation is one of three signs a kid could be a serial killer later in life, I say juvie until 18 and intensive therapy. Also, their parents should be shot.
2. http://www.ubersite.com/m/38823- because it's hilarious,
ALSO- DOES ANYONE REMEMBER A POST ABOUT AN OFFICE WORKER WHO HAS BIG PLANS FOR HIS CARDBOARD BOX FORT? I LOVE THAT POST... WHO/ WHAT/ WHERE IS IT?
3. Couple weeks ago, I took a friend some chocolate because I know he didn't get to eat dessert one day.
4. Probably some lame traffic thing.
5. Mr. Funions is a good husband.
EXTRA CREDIT: This is my favorite season. It's a little gloomy, a little snuggly, it has Halloween in it, it's cooler, and pretty.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-09-22 08:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
I briefly dog-sat a Pomeranian years ago, and it was the nicest dog ever. Very sunny disposition, aside from being a yappy little sack of shit. If I could say anything to these kids, it'd be "That dog didn't deserve what it got." There would be no point in lecturing them further.
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
Far too lazy. There's a post back there somewhere, though, that details a woman's miscarriage and how she kept the baby for a brief time. Kinda sicks me out and makes me laugh at the same time.
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
This was the last very nice thing that I did, I guess, even though it wasn't much. When I still worked at the icecream place, the icecream would 'expire' after 5 days, which was lame cause icecream sits in my freezer for weeks. Anyway, this 15 year old boy comes in, and tells me about how he's homeless and starving to death, and you could see it in his face and physical form. God, this is turning into a Fat Tony story but long story short, I ended up giving him about a gallon worth of icecream that I was about to put down the drain. Absolutely against policy; I told him never to come back again and he didn't.
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
Smoked pot, probably.
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
I'm going to break the rules and take this one deep.
Habeeb Thomas. Very much an enigma. I see Habeeb as working a 9-5 at some company that requires him to wear a suit and tie. He's got a wife, 3 kids, 300,000 dollar home, picket white fence, the works. Every day, he comes home from work, loosens his tie, kicks off his shoes, and sighs a long sigh, because being subdued in that environment for so long must have some affect on his mind. At night, when everyone is asleep, his genius leaks out. He prepares his post for the next day, filing it away on a disk and putting it in a locked drawer. When the time is right, like an Osama bin Laden video, he releases his works to the uber population. This is Habeeb Thomas.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-09-22 04:33:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Three boys in Texas ages: 12, 14 & 6 stole a young girls Pomeranian 12 lb dog named Tobey. They repeatedly threw the dog out of a window breaking his legs. Hung him from his back legs and beat the dog with a piece of wood with nails sticking out. And the decapitated the dog. What do you think their punishment should be and if you could speak to the boys, what would you say?
I'd say "you're cat people aren't you? Take a lap."
2. Link your all time favorite post from Uber (not your own) and tell me why you liked it so much?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98176 - because if you use IE you can't see it, and it made him look like a fucktard.
3. When was the last time you did something nice for someone (not wife or girlfriend) for no particular reason and why the kind gesture?
This girl used to work for us who was a moron. We sacked her because she was a moron, she went on some crap-arse reality tv show and when she got axed for being a moron, the panel of judges asked so have you always been a moron?, to which she replied yes I used to work for these guys who sacked me for being stupid - like really stupid, and then 18 months down the track my boss re-hires (that's a word) her and I said to him wtf are you doing she's a moron and he said yeah I know but we'll just make sure she has very little to do, it'll be like damage control. Besides, she's got really great tits now. I told him he was a moron, which was nice because I was being honest, and gave him the bird, which was a much kinder gesture than caving his head in.
4. What was last thing you've done that was illegal?
Killed a doggie-woggie.
5. In one sentence chose any uber user and tell me how you perceive them?
Forensic - fat.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is your favorite season/month and why?
seasons have more than one month, you moron.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-22 04:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#1 Into the grinder with that trash ! It's not like we're endangered by extinction, are we ?
Eradicate that weed. Save room for nice smelling roses. (And i'm not a fascist, just radical.)
#2 http://www.ubersite.com/m/32682 I wish i was that funny.. Uber is filled with gems, this was just 1 from my 'lol'-label.
#3 It's really emo, but i live by the rule, to do at least 1 nice thing for somebody else every day. If nobody seeds, we will starve.
#4 I stole from the rich, and gave it to the poor. (me)
#5 ..... I just love Uber. And sometimes i hate 1 or 2 of 'm. Thx Bart for banning Darko.
Any season that brings good times. Ah hell, everyday's a new victory over death.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-09-22 00:25:15 EDT