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6yo Busted for Running Sex Club. Pictures Inside! (1296 hits)

Category: News

Rating: -0.72 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by I Am The Wrinklebeast (View user info) at 2007-09-21 23:13:45 EDT

So, this is sick: a 6-year-old boy just got busted for running a "sex club" at his grade school. The school is in Australia... which is why I'm watching a video of kangaroos frolicking instead.

Apparently this punk got other kids to perform sex acts, but I won't get into it because it's more disgusting than Rosie's back scrubber. What's wrong with kids these days? I didn't even know sex existed until I was 22 and, according to my aunt, I was doing it completely wrong.

Now, I love this next story: According to linguists, over 3,500 languages are in danger of extinction. We're losing one every 2 weeks. Since we can't show a language, I've asked the producer to run pictures of foreigners... but only the hot ones.

Now, I bet you think this is bad news. Not me. There are too many languages and most suck. You know the one where they click their tongues? Disgusting. You don't need to speak six languages. I can barely speak one. The only reason to learn a new language is to pick up girls. I speak to them in German and I only learned five words: " Ziehen sie den gummianzug an" or "Put on the rubber suit."

Speaking of rubber, in Florida, grannies are getting in shape by "pole-dancing." One lady says it helps her arthritis and she likes to show off her moves to her husband, who ends up vomiting. So you don't puke, I've chosen to show you pictures of young strippers.

Look, I love grandmothers, but only if they act like them. The moment they start getting implants and belly piercings, I'm no longer dating them.

And that's my gut feeling.

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User Reviews

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-24 08:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-09-22 13:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Who the fuck steals from Fox?

Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-24 08:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

vitrectomy..

Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-09-23 21:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How do people rate this -1?

It's fucking stolen.

Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-09-23 20:51:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

hahhaha, I was about to +2 this saying it was far underrated, until I scrolled down and read the reviews. What a douche.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-23 20:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Adaman (user info) at 2007-09-23 16:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you're dumb. and you're an ass! you're a... dumbass!

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-09-22 17:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

why?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-22 14:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

that's a hideous beast you posted

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-22 14:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

that bitch looks like she'd have problems spelling her own name right.

Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-09-22 14:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Chad Chamley

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-22 13:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

BAN HIM

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-09-22 10:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You fucking took this from fox you asshat

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-22 08:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

scheisse-kopf!
It means "great post man!" in German.

Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-09-22 07:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-09-22 07:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Heh heh

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2007-09-22 06:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

meh

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-22 04:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-09-22 02:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

you got a few larfs.

Haha, it looks like dawn is breaking in that vaccuous skull of hers. Why are most hot girls so very very stupid?

Submitted by shmack92 (user info) at 2007-09-22 01:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

poor

Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-09-22 00:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Another reason never to visit Australia.

Pervert kids.

Cite your sources, otherwise how am I to know that this is real or not?

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-09-21 23:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This didn't completely suck...