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Outside - Coming In (705 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.2 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by TechnoRatty (View user info) at 2007-09-22 16:57:28 EDT



Your hand is caught between my legs, your muscular forearm cool against the warm skin of my thigh. You've come in straight from the outside, straight from the rain, and ambushed me under the heavy blanket where my body was safe and warm. Within minutes you were inside of me, testing me, holding me, filling me, and I held on for dear life.

And now your thumb brushes the tightly woven curls, slides its way down the soft skin of the joint at my inner thigh. I gasp and hold your shoulder ever-tighter. Red marks on your white skin, possessive marks that circle like claws. Your arm is straining with effort, and I try to keep up. Sweat beads on my forehead and I push away the last dredges of sleep from my brain.

With the last part, we are there, and I'm released from this prison of a body and sent towards the ceiling. My hips rise with the effort of sustaining my bliss while you lead me down with sweet kisses.

I hold my breath; release. You wipe the sweaty fringe out of my eyes and smile at me. A grin spreads on my lips, and within seconds I am laughing. You laugh too - the absurdity of the situation makes us laugh, until we cry, until we laugh again. My head is resting on your arm, your hand is spread on my stomach. We still laugh..........





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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-24 09:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-24 08:33:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

pyloroplasty..

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 04:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HEY!!!!!


I mean I guess we could do coffee.....ummmmm

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-24 03:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're fun to read.
You also sound like you need to get laid.
Mayhap you and Em should go get some...coffee.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-23 20:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-23 12:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I wasnt aware many teams in rugby could score 0 in a match, but England and Scotland have both achieved this mighty feat.

GREAT BRITAIN!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-23 12:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

40 - 0. Oh well.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-23 12:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-23 17:26:10 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Plus why are they wearing the same colours?

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It's fucking confusing like. Still, we're doing better than Italy did.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-23 12:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Plus why are they wearing the same colours?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-23 12:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-23 16:53:52 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Listening to the football instead, This rugby world cup seems to of gone on forever.

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What, the replay of your team, fucking it up at the last minute? Pfft.

23 - 0 now. Woeful scrum. Fucking Hadden.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-23 11:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Listening to the football instead, This rugby world cup seems to of gone on forever.

Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-09-23 11:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-23 11:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-23 16:24:52 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Prude below

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Hardly. I think it's great. Techno, watching the rugby? Not good so far

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ah god...... Score: Scotland 0 - 20 New Zealand

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-23 11:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-23 16:24:52 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Prude below

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Hardly. I think it's great. Techno, watching the rugby? Not good so far.

Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-09-23 11:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

normally I write shite like this

public System.Double Add(System.Double x, System.Double y)
{
object[] results = this.Invoke("Add", new object[] {x,y});
return ((System.Double)(results[0]));
}

public System.IAsyncResult
BeginAdd(System.Double x, System.Double y,
System.AsyncCallback callback, object asyncState)
{
return this.BeginInvoke("Add", new object[] {x,
y}, callback, asyncState);
}

public System.Double EndAdd(System.IAsyncResult asyncResult)
{
object[] results = this.EndInvoke(asyncResult);
return ((System.Double)(results[0]));
}

Therefore filth is a nice change

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-23 11:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Prude below

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-23 10:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Do you write anything but filth?

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-23 05:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Rejection (user info) at 2007-09-22 23:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This seems like it was written in a period of five minutes.

Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-09-22 21:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-22 18:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

people who just came in from the cold tend to smell like shit. the thought of that smell made this much less erotic for me.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-22 17:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Uh oh.


Somethings happening to me.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-22 17:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I always laugh.


The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror III