Screw Kids; I Get What I Want Because I Earned It. (1500 hits)
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Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2007-09-23 01:01:04 EDT
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Evah.
Seriously, children in fifteen states are going to be without healthcare. How awesome is that? That's like fifteen down, forty... okay no, THIRTY-SIX to go. Why do children need free health care? I was a child once. Do I get free healthcare for that? Hell no. I have to pay out of EVERY PAYCHECK, and I'll tell you it's obscene. You know that black-powder boarding pistol? The one I saw in a catalog that is rather expensive, and which I don't really need? Yeah, thanks to health care and children I'm going to have to wait a bit longer to buy that.
Speaking of children, aren't you sick of the little blighters? Always running around, annoying us non-breeders in restaurants and movie theaters, looking all poor and decrepit in those "fund a child" commercials, taking our blue-collar jobs, stealing our women with their porn and their ridiculously oversized penises.
It's disrespectful is what it is. I had to work my ass off for almost two days (with taxes taken out) to buy a Wii, and I only get to enjoy it during my off hours or weekends, or when I call into the office and say I'm going to a seminar on the other side of town. Kids? The government probably gives them their Wii. That's probably why the prices are still inflated, and the little fuckers get to stay home all summer playing Super Swing and Zelda. Fuck them. Do they even appreciate these games? No. In my day, we had one oversized pixel that hit a somewhat smaller pixel at another oversized pixel, AND WE THOUGHT THOSE GRAPHICS ROCKED. Seriously, EGA Color? The first Wing Commander to have actual voice? We were in motherfucking HEAVEN.
Kids should be loaded into a rocket with Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and that crappy BBC Robin Hood show, and shot into a motherfucking Dalek. Seriously, at least the new Doctor Who got SOMEWHAT better with the new doctor and the ressurection of the Master and all.
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-10-02 22:50:40 EDT (#)
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Jonathan Swift had some good ideas about this sort of thing.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:02:35 EDT (#)
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A solid punch in the ovaries should teach her not to get pregnant.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-24 09:25:03 EDT (#)
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moving moving moving moving
it's my mantra whenever i see this crap.
the pic made me smile.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-24 09:09:42 EDT (#)
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I disagree; a universal healthcare system and the elimination of private healthcare is a major need for the USA right now. The current system simply isn't cutting it, and the USA is the only industrialized nation that does not guarantee access to health care as a right of citizenship.
http://cthealth.server101.com/the_case_for_universal_health_care_in_the_united_states.htm
http://kriswager.blogspot.com/2007/03/is-universal-health-care-affordable-in.html
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-24 08:32:30 EDT (#)
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revascularize..
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-24 03:27:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-23 04:54:10 EDT (#)
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+2 Picture.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-23 20:30:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-23 20:12:01 EDT (#)
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Seriously, I pay for my family's health insurance. Why should I be taxed to pay for those "less fortunate"? By less fortunate, I mean too lazy to get a job.
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DO NOT WANT!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-23 17:23:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-09-23 12:47:38 EDT (#)
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And what's with these babies getting dollar for dollar matches on company retirement savings plans? Dammit, they should be getting only half since they're only half people!!
Submitted by Jacque (user info) at 2007-09-23 12:17:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-23 11:15:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2007-09-23 10:54:24 EDT (#)
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Is that a... JUNIOR CHEESEBURGER?!?!?!?!
buddump PSSSSHHH!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-23 10:33:41 EDT (#)
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TESTIFY
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-23 08:45:41 EDT (#)
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Reading this I recall my dad's generation describing walking to school in the uphill snow, both ways while we lazy kids rode the bus. "I had to suffer to get my education."
My generation describing being tossed around on vinyl bench seats in the car as dad smoked with the windows rolled up while your delicate little generation got child safety seats and air conditioning. "I had to suffer to get my vacation."
And now here you are doing the same thing on the subject of video games. "I have to suffer to get my mindless self-indulgence."
I think it's time for the next mass-extinction meteor impact.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-23 05:55:27 EDT (#)
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eah, let's get back to the old 320x200 pixel screens, so i can play 4 games of tetris at the same time on my phone.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-23 04:54:10 EDT (#)
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+2 Picture.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-09-23 04:11:32 EDT (#)
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It made me smile.
If only your parents had seen this though.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-23 02:20:14 EDT (#)
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WORD!!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-09-23 02:16:52 EDT (#)
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Agreed. http://www.ubersite.com/m/111474
Look at our ancestors. Why did they have so many kids? Cause all the weak ones died and only the strong survived to build nations. Now we let the weak ones live. Thus http://www.ubersite.com.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-09-23 01:33:34 EDT (#)
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halp! i not cheezburger!