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Rating: -1.75 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by deelo (View user info) at 2007-09-23 07:50:36 EDT


fuck amateurs, full house and get rivered for a four of a kind, that shit's gay

fuck fuck buddies..that bitch has become attached its annoying

rolling rock rocks

nobody cares about your bad beat cuz it's happened to everyone

how did i end up with 2 ab lounge's in my room when i've never even boughten one?

i better get that fucking promotion or i'm shooting the place up

how do u break up a relationship your not in?

not everyone plays poker so those people care even less

quit texting me you dumb bitch, i've got a playboy model down the street

why do people leave their shit in my room?

uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss

who has guns for sale?

my black friend brought a bitch home from the bar tonite and she's all like 'why don't you show me if it's true what they say about black guys."....so he stabbed her and stole her purse.

sunsets are beautiful

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Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2007-09-23 21:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

wtf is this.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-23 20:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-23 17:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-23 17:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-09-23 14:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-23 11:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

All of your posts added together have been reviewed less than one of shlongys post. probably.

Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2007-09-23 10:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sorry, we couldn't really put "no rap" in the paper but...

no rap.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-23 09:10:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wank.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-23 08:58:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Lemme guess... Drunk, out $700 at poker, and alone?



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