Reasons why the women want me and the men want to be: (2855 hits)
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Submitted by Kaelic <dieselmchugecock.at.madeofsteel.net> (View user info) at 2007-09-23 22:45:36 EDT
Or in Shlongy's case, an unhealthy obsession with "punching my teeth down my throat" alternating with a fantasy where I am gay. Beautiful people of Ubersite unite!
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-10 21:11:01 EST (#)
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"Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:43:04 EDT (#)
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and this super confident post will be followed up with another post in a few months about how his girlfriend cheats on him, he doesn't trust women, his awesome $30k per year fire fighting job is getting him down.
You put the bi in bi-polar you pointy faced ass muncher."
sorry ken, you know i find you pretty cool for the most part, but that was just fucking funny
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-27 23:28:18 EDT (#)
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which is why I answered the way I did :-)
but I guess if you're seriously out in the SF Bay area, let me know and yeah, I'll meet up for dinner or something.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-27 22:23:19 EDT (#)
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Hahaha. I did mean dates as in "dates of the month", but that info is good to know as well.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-27 19:55:06 EDT (#)
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i think he meant "dates" as in days of the month.
doh!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-27 19:43:37 EDT (#)
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dates that work for me? Hmmm... usually it's witty, intelligent, funny, nice, poised (self-assured, but not cocky douche's) guys who are over 6' tall. I prefer green eyes, but blue works. Must have thier lives together and not be looking for a mommy-figure, but ready to settle down. Most guys get 2 dates before I decide if they're acceptable or not, but very very few ever make it past the 2nd date.
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-25 19:12:18 PDT (#)
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Haha, he's male ... his name is Max. And as for the plane ticket, sure. What dates work for you, Agent Scully?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-09-27 12:09:35 EDT (#)
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Love you uber.
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:38:33 EDT (#)
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You kind of look like Tom Cruise. But I don't like Tom Cruise for his looks or his acting ability. I like him for his wife. ^_~
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-09-26 21:46:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:21:21 EDT (#)
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i know it's pretentious, but life is a lot easier when you're good looking. people are a lot more tolerant toward you, especially in the IT business where everyone is so fugly.
i'm a terrible employee...i do the job but i don't conform to rules...i come in at any given time, i surf the web, i take 1 or 2 days vacations without notice, i leave in the middle of day and come back at night, i bypass bureaucratic processes...but somehow i make more money than the majority of people in my line of work, with my experience.
i'll admit it...i didn't build my short career on excellence (though i'm not bad at what i do either), but on pure bullshit with women in high positions.
i have no shame to admit i lied/slept my way up the ladder. :-D
just this morning, my boss complained i was late yet again. i told her i partied too much this weekend (who says that!? :-P) but that i woke up cuz she appeared in my dream. she giggled and pushed me on the arm. then, she said the way i'm testing her limits is exhausting her. i said smiling: "well, isn't it fun? or you could just let me be" she smiled and nodded, acting aggravated. i smiled back and went back to work.
the shit i can get away with is hilarious.
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People like that disgust me. I think that in the beginning, people are more accepting of an attractive person. But once they realize that you're a shallow braggart who can't stop thinking about himself, they'll lose respect as they would with anybody else. It doesn't matter if you look like a supermodel; if you're living inside your own ass, others will eventually find it intolerable.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-09-26 09:16:13 EDT (#)
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terribly amusing comments below
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-26 08:39:58 EDT (#)
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lulz @ exchange below
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-26 02:56:09 EDT (#)
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They ask me if it's good looking outside, motherfucker. Don't hate.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-09-26 02:39:51 EDT (#)
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You know how sometimes when you go inside somewhere and people ask you if its windy or raining from your appearance? I bet you have people asking you if the weather is mega gay outside.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-25 22:12:18 EDT (#)
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Haha, he's male ... his name is Max. And as for the plane ticket, sure. What dates work for you, Agent Scully?
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-09-25 21:50:52 EDT (#)
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+2 for the ferocious guard dog- Shepherds are awesome.
but i can tell by her eyes,she's a big suck ass!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-25 16:38:00 EDT (#)
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Hmmm - you have that plane ticket right?
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-25 16:34:43 EDT (#)
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Uhm, sure, or just a pair of stilleto's, I mean, whatever you're comfortable with.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-25 16:32:32 EDT (#)
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ahahahaha.
sure...why not? Do I get to wear a leather trench and sunglasses?
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-25 16:03:43 EDT (#)
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It's been my dream ever since I was a young lad to make out with Agent Scully ... On a totally unrelated note, Crystle, want to hang out sometime?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-25 12:40:47 EDT (#)
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*Swoon*
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 23:49:37 EDT (#)
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STFU SHE WAXES TOO
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 22:13:22 EDT (#)
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I am actually method's dad ... i take care of myself which is why I look so young. He takes after his hairy, greasy greek mother
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 21:54:21 EDT (#)
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haha yeah she's a slut
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-09-24 21:54:02 EDT (#)
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I bet Method's mom got all wet looking at that photo
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-09-24 18:26:07 EDT (#)
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I think you got that backwards, chum.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-24 18:09:23 EDT (#)
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You're like a cleaner, more coherent Chris Pontius... HOT
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:59:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-25 06:33:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-23 19:48:45 PDT (#)
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I think you fucked your title up, Champ.
The majority of men don't have aspirations to become a filthy, dog humping faggot like you have.
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That comment's pretty funny coming from a guy who sucks horse cock on a regular basis.
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Define "funny", you fucking oxygen thief.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:41:31 EDT (#)
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It's behind the scenes man/boy love between Shlongy and Spag, Orphelia. It's just assumed.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:33:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-23 19:48:45 PDT (#)
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I think you fucked your title up, Champ.
The majority of men don't have aspirations to become a filthy, dog humping faggot like you have.
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That comment's pretty funny coming from a guy who sucks horse cock on a regular basis.
Oh, and way to e-scrap with Robbergatron - he loves the attention, Kae...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:31:44 EDT (#)
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This site needs to see that fag-off like Uber needs another sicosemen/oathmeal alter-off.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:28:00 EDT (#)
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Sex? Where is the sex?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:23:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:10:27 EDT (#)
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Best internet post ever ... this post has everything. Love, hate, death, sex, hating on beautiful people, stories about beautiful people, highschool flashbacks, and a link to a picture of Caul in his underwear which I never, ever wanted to see.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:10:19 EDT (#)
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This shit makes it easy to see how deep waters run...
I found condensation
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:30:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-24 12:23:37 PDT (#)
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I thought Kaelic and Caul were supposed to do a Zoolander Model Off. I've been waiting about a year now.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:29:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:25:37 EDT (#)
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i won by default when this picture was disclosed: http://www.ubersite.com/m/94578
kaelic emailed me to concede victory and begged me for work out tips & routines. :-P
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I forgot about the underwear pic.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:25:55 EDT (#)
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Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:25:37 EDT (#)
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i won by default when this picture was disclosed: http://www.ubersite.com/m/94578
kaelic emailed me to concede victory and begged me for work out tips & routines. :-P
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:24:56 EDT (#)
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Like anyone wants to see a picture of you and your girlfriend, FallOutQueen.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:23:37 EDT (#)
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I thought Kaelic and Caul were supposed to do a Zoolander Model Off. I've been waiting about a year now.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:12:12 EDT (#)
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FG thats so true. I was never in the 'it' crowd at school I was too much of a stoner and never girly enough. When I see those girls now as women most of them married young, popped out a few bairns, gained weight and are going through painful divorces. I kinda feel sorry for them. The ones who appear to have done well are the quite, nerdy types.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:09:58 EDT (#)
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Amusing, but.... you look like you're going to ralph on your dog. Not sexy.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:08:15 EDT (#)
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"The Heathers"
We actually had one named Heather at our school.
no, I take that back, I know of 4 - one in each grade (2 above me, mine, one below me)
ALL of whom were snobby bicthes.
There was another too who was really bad about it. *name has been ommitted for prudency*
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-24 11:55:42 PDT (#)
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I love it when I run into a member of the Bitch Brigade.
The Bitch Brigade was the group of girls (they went to your school too) who thought they were God, or who were treated like God. They only wore designer clothes, daddy gave them a new car when they turned 16, they walked together in a pack, and whose only interest was shopping and parties.
They earned A's because they led a few poor boy-nerds on so that they would do their homework. They usually didn't pass tests but the homework grades even things out so at least they didn't fail.
Anyway....
These girls weren't nasty or mean to me, I just didn't exist. That was fine really because when you aren't noticed you can relax and get stuff done.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:02:40 EDT (#)
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"...reacted with *poor* judgement"
sorry bout that
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:01:02 EDT (#)
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I made the decision when I first arrived here to simply be 'me'."""
i read the rest of your comment but i'll pick this first bit because it's the base of your argument.
coincidentally, i was talking about this yesterday night with a gay dude. he complained about some gay people's behavior in public how use the "i am me, i am authentic" argument, as if it somehow justified anything you do.
reality, what is considered respect and class, won't change cuz you're "you". only you can change and in that regard, i think sometimes it's better (and easier) to admit you just fucked up. in your case, that you were overwhelmed by emotion and reacted with judgement. everyone fucks up after all, i know i did recently in my own personal life.
people would be more understanding if you did that instead of trying to say that you're you and that you're not ashamed and whatnot. i think that's where people find you're condescendant, that somehow unlike the rest of you're humanity, you're exented from failing because you're you...or at least make it look that way.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:59:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:43:04 EDT (#)
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and this super confident post will be followed up with another post in a few months about how his girlfriend cheats on him, he doesn't trust women, his awesome $30k per year fire fighting job is getting him down.
You put the bi in bi-polar you pointy faced ass muncher.
HEY! THIS BRITISH BASTARD STOLE MY REVIEW! I WANTED TO SAY THIS.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:59:00 EDT (#)
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Women are so much meaner than guys.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:55:42 EDT (#)
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I love it when I run into a member of the Bitch Brigade.
The Bitch Brigade was the group of girls (they went to your school too) who thought they were God, or who were treated like God. They only wore designer clothes, daddy gave them a new car when they turned 16, they walked together in a pack, and whose only interest was shopping and parties.
They earned A's because they led a few poor boy-nerds on so that they would do their homework. They usually didn't pass tests but the homework grades even things out so at least they didn't fail.
Anyway....
These girls weren't nasty or mean to me, I just didn't exist. That was fine really because when you aren't noticed you can relax and get stuff done.
As I said, I love bumping into them now. Because usually they've turned into fattened housewives with wide hips and 3 obnoxious kids. Or they got into the drug scene out of high school and have been ho'ing for the last 20 + years to support their habit and their pimp/boyfriend.
And, best of all, their lifestyle has made them look really old!
When they realize who I am, you can almost see the injustice outrage spread over their face.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:53:33 EDT (#)
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I wear a posing pouch. Like Borat.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:51:41 EDT (#)
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ordinarily old egg i'd like nothing more than to fight with you online but i'm flat to the boards.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:51:18 EDT (#)
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Em meeting and dating women from work is a big no anyway. Makes things a bit awkward when you can't avoid their calls because they sit on the desk across from you.
I love being chatted up at the pool. If a guy can fancy me stripped of all make up and my swimming cap on I know he digs me for real!
Bet ya look real intimidating in your tight black thong speedos :)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:51:00 EDT (#)
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I keep thinking of garlic when i see your name.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:48:01 EDT (#)
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Nice try, Hamster face. Yet another person jealous of my stunningly chiselled features.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:45:26 EDT (#)
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That sounds an expensive way of meeting ladies. I see what your saying though. Its hard to chat people up when your swimming though as well you both virtually in the buff , cool for me but the ladies feel vunerable and its no wonder with me acting like a kid in a sweetie shop.
If there was more lovely ladies at work I wouldnt be on here so much!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:43:04 EDT (#)
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and this super confident post will be followed up with another post in a few months about how his girlfriend cheats on him, he doesn't trust women, his awesome $30k per year fire fighting job is getting him down.
You put the bi in bi-polar you pointy faced ass muncher.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:40:07 EDT (#)
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Em the best place to meet non ropey looking ladies is the hair/beauty salon. You could always go foe a massage thats a manly excuse to be there.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:27:30 EDT (#)
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I keep getting dodgy looking women chat me up, loads. Especially at swimming and thats the worse place to see a ropey lady.
I think ive lost my mo jo.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:18:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2007-09-23 22:47:27 EDT (#)
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Eyebrows you could club a bear to death with.
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That made me laugh. Is it Ok to give a post a positive rating because you find the reviews entertaining?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:08:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:32:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-24 12:57:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 09:44:04 EDT (#)
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i think we can conclude that posting on ubersite is not a good way to pay tribute to the dead.
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We each pay tribute to the dead in our own way... I steadfastly maintain this website helped me to process the loss and the ensuing support both on and off-line has been invaluable in my personal recovery
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i didn't talk about your healing process, i said paying tribute.
personally, i think that posting your brother's face here was the equivalent of pissing on his grave, regardless of how much it helped you. not only it was inevitable that trolls would use it, but it looked like you were parading his death for attention, even if it wasn't your intent.
you can't always excuse yourself with your emotions. for example, it's like those people who stalk others after they get dumped and rationalize their behavior with how they feel, completly ignoring reality.
it is self-respect and respect for others to live through your emotions. that way you avoid "passages à l'acte" (whatever you anglos call it), which basically means...pouring your emotions into random actions without proper judgement.
anyways...i'm not trying to lecture you. all i know is i wouldn't post a picture of a deceased relatives no 4chan.org.
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Fair enough.
I made the decision when I first arrived here to simply be 'me'. I have never said anything on this site that I am ashamed of - nor have I acted in any inappropriate way. My candor, opinions and philosophy are exactly the same on-line as they are off. I know that I would never do anything like that to someone else - nor would I knowingly want to inflict the kind of mental anguish such actions >could< have on other people. Karma is a pretty significant concept in my life and I can honestly say I live by the golden rule.
Like I have said many times: people can be cruel... and there is nothing that I can do about their individual motivations. If deep down someone really wants to defile a digital image of my little brother for their own twisted satisfaction - I am helpless to stop it. We used that same photo for all of the online notifications so if someone was REALLY feeling sleuthy they could have found it rather easily.
I wanted to let the people on this site whom I have shared the past year of my life with to catch even the briefest glimpse as to what kind of kid he was... and I think the tribute I made to him on this website was handled in a respectful and dignified manner.
However: I certainly do appreciate what you are saying - and especially the way in which it was said.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:07:35 EDT (#)
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can't watch at wurk :-(
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:05:30 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:05:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:57:54 EDT (#)
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He's gained about 70 pounds since high school, he stinks and has long, greasy hair. Mind you, this kid used to get quality ass. He was good looking, confident, and girls loved him.
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lmao!
the worse is girls or guys that used to snob you in high school and who are now fat fucks that really want to talk to you.
the best answer is to scan their fat body up and down and say: "i'm sorry i don't recognize you"
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:04:32 EDT (#)
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holes drilled in the exhaust
the dice are pink, aren't they? So you can say you play with the fuzzy pink spot
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:03:44 EDT (#)
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and fuzzy dice in the mirror
WHAT WHAT
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:03:13 EDT (#)
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KNGLTRZ
with spinning gold rims
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:01:22 EDT (#)
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No need, it's on my license plate
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:59:29 EDT (#)
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I bet you told him you were "King of all Alters" didn't you?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:58:31 EDT (#)
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LIGHTENING BOLT, LIGHTENING BOLT, LIGHTENING BOLT!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:57:54 EDT (#)
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VAMPIRE IS SO PLAYED OUT, CITY OF HEROES IS WHERE ITS AT
I'M A LEVEL 64 TROLL
Funny story, I was driving home from the gym one day, where I was getting all jacked and handsome, and this kid who I used to hang out with in high school is standing at the bus stop. I get stuck at the red light and he comes running over to my car. He's gained about 70 pounds since high school, he stinks and has long, greasy hair. Mind you, this kid used to get quality ass. He was good looking, confident, and girls loved him.
He starts babbling about how he moved to Vegas 2 years ago, and is now a chef, and is into role playing games online, and he's in a clan. He continues to tell me how he's a troll in World of Warcraft or some shit, and he's ranked #64 in the world, and that his clan leader is ranked #2 in the WORLD.
He said this with such gusto, as if he were trying to convince himself as well as me that what he was talking about was really fucking cool. It was incredibly depressing and exhilarating all at the same time. I felt sorry for him, but was also glad that I wasn't a fucking tool like he was.
How he turned into that sort of person is beyond me, but I suppose it's more prevalent than we know.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:45:44 EDT (#)
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It's OK Method, your vampire the masquerade skills get you ALL the babes. Don't ever forget that.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:38:03 EDT (#)
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I'm a fat nerd with a small penis.
I also LARP.
= (
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:36:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:04:45 EDT (#)
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Anything that allows you to outpour your emotions can provide some form of catharsis, but I still don't feel like your attitude post-loss was appropriate, Rob. However, I do feel bad bringing it up in the way that I did, and I'm sorry for that. It was wrong and juvenile and hurtful and I really do apologize, no sarcasm, no har har rabbit. Clearly if I was given the choice, it wouldn't have been for your brother to die ... I hope you realize that, but I shouldn't have made light of it, anyhow. You're entitled to some attention seeking/acting out after something as big as that.
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I respect that you didn't like my attitude 'post loss' - I honestly don't feel that I have been any different to folks around here than I was before but you are certainly entitled to your opinion. Thing is, ultimately I still have to be me and I AM a smug, holier-than-thou, arrogant, condescending, pseudo-intellectual, dork.
I get that you are combative and enjoy pushing people's buttons... every exchange we have ever had has been awash with sarcasm or the classic "I don't care about you or what you say, I'm smarter and just look at how much bigger my e-cock is than yours" nerd duel.
I was being sincere in that I don't expect or need an apology from you... that said - I truly appreciate the words you have expressed here and understand your position on my perceived behavior.
'Do on to others as you would have them do on to you.'
Simple, yet oh-so-golden words.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:34:34 EDT (#)
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Yeah, Caul nailed it on the head. That was exactly my point.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:34:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:26:03 EDT (#)
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Uhm, I was joking, dude. I don't think I'm that ridiculously good looking. This whole post was just a joke to lure the true narcissists out of hiding.
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i don't think that either.
it's just true that life is easier if you're not a fat nerd like most people on here
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:32:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-24 12:57:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 09:44:04 EDT (#)
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i think we can conclude that posting on ubersite is not a good way to pay tribute to the dead.
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We each pay tribute to the dead in our own way... I steadfastly maintain this website helped me to process the loss and the ensuing support both on and off-line has been invaluable in my personal recovery
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i didn't talk about your healing process, i said paying tribute.
personally, i think that posting your brother's face here was the equivalent of pissing on his grave, regardless of how much it helped you. not only it was inevitable that trolls would use it, but it looked like you were parading his death for attention, even if it wasn't your intent.
you can't always excuse yourself with your emotions. for example, it's like those people who stalk others after they get dumped and rationalize their behavior with how they feel, completly ignoring reality.
it is self-respect and respect for others to live through your emotions. that way you avoid "passages à l'acte" (whatever you anglos call it), which basically means...pouring your emotions into random actions without proper judgement.
anyways...i'm not trying to lecture you. all i know is i wouldn't post a picture of a deceased relatives no 4chan.org.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*cough cough* I think I got the black lung, pop.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MERMAN, DAD, MERMAN
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uhm, I was joking, dude. I don't think I'm that ridiculously good looking. This whole post was just a joke to lure the true narcissists out of hiding.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i know it's pretentious, but life is a lot easier when you're good looking. people are a lot more tolerant toward you, especially in the IT business where everyone is so fugly.
i'm a terrible employee...i do the job but i don't conform to rules...i come in at any given time, i surf the web, i take 1 or 2 days vacations without notice, i leave in the middle of day and come back at night, i bypass bureaucratic processes...but somehow i make more money than the majority of people in my line of work, with my experience.
i'll admit it...i didn't build my short career on excellence (though i'm not bad at what i do either), but on pure bullshit with women in high positions.
i have no shame to admit i lied/slept my way up the ladder. :-D
just this morning, my boss complained i was late yet again. i told her i partied too much this weekend (who says that!? :-P) but that i woke up cuz she appeared in my dream. she giggled and pushed me on the arm. then, she said the way i'm testing her limits is exhausting her. i said smiling: "well, isn't it fun? or you could just let me be" she smiled and nodded, acting aggravated. i smiled back and went back to work.
the shit i can get away with is hilarious.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anything that allows you to outpour your emotions can provide some form of catharsis, but I still don't feel like your attitude post-loss was appropriate, Rob. However, I do feel bad bringing it up in the way that I did, and I'm sorry for that. It was wrong and juvenile and hurtful and I really do apologize, no sarcasm, no har har rabbit. Clearly if I was given the choice, it wouldn't have been for your brother to die ... I hope you realize that, but I shouldn't have made light of it, anyhow. You're entitled to some attention seeking/acting out after something as big as that.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i do sometimes, forensic. i put mirrors all around my weight bench yesterday and admired my hot body while i worked out naked.
say... do you wanna fuck sometime?
ok, i really gotta shut down before i miss this flight.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-24 12:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well thanks, Ken, i sure do appreciate it. i do get pretty insecure about my eye spacing.
you know, when you're rich, you can BUY friends. it's awesome. you usually have to pay for them by the hour and a towel and a condom is included in the hourly rate.
well, my flight just started to board, so i gotta shut down this laptop and get my ass on that plane. i'm going straight to the office after i land, but i'm still going to squeeze in a few cocktails on the plane because i gotta loosen up first. going to the office without a couple drinks in me is hell. i'm just not an office person. that's why i travel for work or work from home.
have another +2 for being beautiful.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-24 12:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 09:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i think we can conclude that posting on ubersite is not a good way to pay tribute to the dead.
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We each pay tribute to the dead in our own way... I steadfastly maintain this website helped me to process the loss and the ensuing support both on and off-line has been invaluable in my personal recovery
However, would I recommend it to anyone out there who isn't... well... me?
Not a fucking chance.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-24 12:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, do you guys stand in front of the mirror and admire your man-nips?
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 12:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha, rich in friends like you, Andy, and that is the greatest wealth of all.
I almost drew a line on the picture pointing at my eyes and saying, "Normal eye spacing" but I like to think I let the easy ones go. It's just the kind of guy I am.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-24 12:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
us beautiful people gotta stick together, Kenny.
isn't it awesome being so good looking, intelligent, athletic, witty, rich... oh wait, you're not rich. but buck up, you will be soon with those good looks. i've been getting by on my good looks and charm all my life and it's gotten me pretty far. i love myself more than any of you could ever understand.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 12:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Clearly it's "Ferrari" ... idiot.
Anyhow, Rob, I tried to absorb what you said, but once again, all I heard was some stuff that was, once again, condescending and arrogant and involved the phrase "people like you", which is almost laughable considering you don't know me any better than I know you (although you think you have some sort of omniescence into other people's hearts).
However, despite all that, I've decided to be the bigger man and offer an apology anyhow. Although I may feel a certain way about you (and your motivations), this website clearly isn't the place for me to express any of those reservations. So I apologize. I shouldn't have brought your brother up, regardless of what a prick I felt like you were being. Yeah, yeah, I lose the Uber game of being the toughest, or whatever, who cares. Accept it or not, I'm done with it.
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-09-24 11:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is that Magnum or Blue Steel? Just curious...
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-05-15 05:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method, may your life be hell.
Fuck You. Have a nice day.
Signed,
your friend,.....
wait, you have no friends.
damn. sucks to be you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:28:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't care that I am fat and that I find that food has good tastes.
But your in the draft meaning you could get a machine gun and tossed into the middle of the desert.
Plus, I just got a job a few hours ago. I work with my webhoster now. :)
I work with Trouble Tickets and answer people's cries for help.
My first job I get workin with computers, while you probably flipped burgers?
Sucks to be you professor. I got it made.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 09:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i think we can conclude that posting on ubersite is not a good way to pay tribute to the dead.
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-24 08:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
osteotomy..
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-24 08:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fag below and above
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-24 08:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am bigger, stronger, faster and more intelligent than everyone.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-24 07:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are very good looking but your comments below are nasty.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-09-24 07:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
standard nerd-trying-to-be-cool camwhore.
nerd.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-24 06:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe it's just my monitor, but you appear to about to spew and your head is swollen and purple.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 04:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not reading all those comments, however you look like Tom Cruise with HIV.
Hey thats not a bad thing.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-24 03:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just to qualify... the preceding comment is directed entirely at Kaelic.
That uppity phag just got in the way.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-24 03:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sometimes any outlet is a good outlet.
However, in saying that, you must always be prepared for the consequences if you choose to expose personal issues to strangers on the internet.
Crying about the reaction is just fucking stupid. It is not necessary for people to be caring and compassionate. They can choose to react however they wish.
I tested this theory on another user here who shall remain unnamed and the reaction was quite interesting. There are alot of people here who choose to be caring and compassionate and there are alot of people who are just cunts.
The reality is, it doesn't really matter because there are no consequences either way. I can behave like a cunt as much as I like and nobody will ever really know whether I'm like this in person or whether it's all a facade. They can love me or hate me and I'll still wake up every morning with an attitude of indifference.
That's what makes it so much fun.
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Indeed.
As inexplicable as it is to some people who show up here on a semi-regular basis - there happens to be a solid collection of some outstanding individuals who dwell in the digital muck that is Ubersite and we get along pretty well. I have lots of fun with them and over the time I have spent around this dump I have become quite fond of at least a few of them.
When I found out the news of my brother's death the first order of business was to get home to be with my family - the earliest flight I could get on was in 5 hours. I remember sitting down at the computer and staring blankly at the screen for quite some time... eventually I thought thought a distraction might make sense so I logged on to Uber and clicked around a bit. For whatever reason the idea to post about my sudden and tragic loss just made sense to me.
For those that might be following along I wrote simply:
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My little brother died today.
He was 26.
I'm pretty fucking unimpressed with the universe right now.
the end.
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After I typed it I remember reading it over a few times and shaking my head in stunned disbelief... the look of those words resonating in my head. "My little brother died today."
(Even now I find it hard to believe it is even possible. Fucking surreal.)
My 'motivation' has nothing to do with getting attention - heck I get more than enough of that just through being me - I don't know... I guess I just wanted to put it out there. It is a massive, core shattering experience dealing with that kind of loss and while it wasn't something I considered at the time - if you were to ask me if I expected to GET sympathy from my friends I would absolutely answer 'yes' - that is the perk of having them. Reading the words of encouragement and support from the people I truly enjoy around here was absolutely amazing.
Of course there was (and obviously continues to be) the occasional jackass... but hey - some folks feel the need to posture and be snide and/or heartless but I don't expect any more/less from those people who are inclined to do so. People will be people.
The motivation for the various members of this site to continue showing up as (ir)regularly as they do is completely unique to them - this website is what you make of it, after all. You may disagree with my personal use of the site, and you have every right and opportunity to be as big of a cunt as you would like.
...but just because you CAN do something - doesn't mean you are any more/less of pathetic fuck.
In closing, I don't actually want or need your apologies - nothing you have said has offended me or upset me beyond a very familiar well established disgust I typically have for people just like you.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-09-24 02:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If he's wiping his ass on your carpet, he has worms. Poor puppy...*sad face*
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-09-24 02:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Looks like a pure German Shepherd to me..! And ew I'm a very dog = outdoor person apart from special occasions. Don't get me wrong I love my dog, but he can wipe his ass on the grass rather then on my lounge/carpet etc etc...
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-09-24 02:28:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd challenge anyone to a penis fight to the death..!
In a strictly non-homosexual way...
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-09-24 02:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What is that? A shepherd cross? Mastiff, maybe?
Whatever it is, it looks happy. (Not post-orgasmic insert-dog-fucker-joke-here-because-anything-too-original-would-make-my-ass-burn happy, either. Genuinely, no joke intended, happy.) Glad to see he's an inside dog - people who leave their dogs in the yard shouldn't bother having them.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 01:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
These dudes couldn't break a cheerio by fucking it, so I wouldn't hold out for any decapitations, love.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-24 01:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You guys should all sword fight, impaling and decapitating one another, like in Braveheart. Only replace the word "sword" with "penis."
I'd pay to see someone decapitated with a penis.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 01:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not reading all that Spag, because I think the jist of what you're saying is, "I'm a jealous trenchant lesser intellect that will never be as great as you, Kaelic", that's what it boils down to, right?
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-09-24 01:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Public forum post of the day?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-24 01:38:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
now say that he's as bad as hitler.
MORNINGTON CRESCENT BITCHES.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-24 01:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cheaty is right.
Rule 1. Never say you're sorry. Never admit you're wrong.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-24 01:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
STIXS is right, your rhetoric is pretty pathetic.
Let's see, you insulted me with one of those old, well-used argument winners. I need something revolutionary in order to get back in this one. I might try being a grammar nazi, that's following a similar tact to the one you're using.
Where do I begin...
You capitalized the word "My" that's a really big mistake in grammatical circles. It didn't require emphasis and if it did, you should have said something like;
my previous review
my moronic review posted just prior to this one
my review that you probably didn't read
Any or all of the above would have been acceptable.
"you fucking short bus downs syndrome baby" was just a horrible mess.
Firstly, an Apostrophe denotes ownership. It can change the meaning of a whole sentence if it is omitted. The syndrome you speak of actually belongs to someone called Down which means you need to use an apostrophe.
Secondly, objects in a single sentence that are listed sequentially should be seperated by a comma. The two objects were; The short bus and Down's syndrome baby. One instantly commits grammatical suicide by leaving it out.
No problem.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-24 01:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bah, dont apologise. if youre gonna go for the 'big guns' and put shit on rob's loss of his brother, then stick by it. once you do it, youre a cunt and theres no turning back, so you may as well go with it.
apologising just makes you look weak, as well as a cunt. YOU MUST MAINTAIN YOUR INTERNET TOUGHNESS AT ALL TIMES.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-09-24 01:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Top of the evening to you, good sir. Indeed, I find thee to be most attractive. Your visage shall be placed within the repository of persons with whom I wish to fornicate!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-24 01:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you look like "Will" from Will&Grace
this is not a bad thing
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-09-24 01:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck knows why you would post anything personal for the viewing pleasure of the hostile scum that is ubersite.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 01:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol @ comments
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 01:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, it's not rhetoric when I say I very deeply felt bad for Rob when he first posted ... but then his general attitude just a short time after it happened floored me. He wasn't reserved, careful, thankful ... nope, same hyper-condescending jerk.
Here's an Ubersite lesson and a life lesson: If you want people to be nice to you, be nice to them. It really works. However, when you post something deep and personal and everyone opens up, and then you resume acting like a dick, it makes people feel used and more than a little resentful.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:57:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this post is gay!... and not "gay" happy...just gay.
it's like an ad in the advocate for the ASPCA/HUMANE SOCIETY
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So let me get this straight, Rob ... when someone +2's one of your posts, they're just being honest, but when someone +2's my post, they're slurping on my ass?
You are such a self righteous twat. Hey dude, maybe you can go to the mall and start crying in the food court ... inevitably someone will walk up and try to comfort you, at which point you can say, "My brother died ... " Then your fantasy will come true and everyone will be talking to you and comforting you and you'll be the warm center of the universe.
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That was totally uncool, and I was going to say absolutely nothing and not bother rating this post, but saying something like that is just plain low. I don't care what stupid rhetoric you come up with about how posting on ubersite is just like asking for comments like that, but man, that was just plain fucking low. Shame on you.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmm, let's see ... Ilikesteak just posted a review. I started MY review off by saying, "Aww, STEAKY". Let's try to connect the dots here, Spag, you fucking short bus downs syndrome baby.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a bit hazy on the "lingo" you kids are using these days.
Was that review directed at me and, if so, can you be much more specific in future so that I don't need to waste time asking questions.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aww, Steaky, I never knew you cared. If you ever need help touching kids, buddy, just let me know, I'll call Shlongy STAT for you and between the two of you, I know you can overpower that first grader.
I'm just kidding. Don't tase me, bro!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like an effeminate Joe Rogan.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sometimes any outlet is a good outlet.
However, in saying that, you must always be prepared for the consequences if you choose to expose personal issues to strangers on the internet.
Crying about the reaction is just fucking stupid. It is not necessary for people to be caring and compassionate. They can choose to react however they wish.
I tested this theory on another user here who shall remain unnamed and the reaction was quite interesting. There are alot of people here who choose to be caring and compassionate and there are alot of people who are just cunts.
The reality is, it doesn't really matter because there are no consequences either way. I can behave like a cunt as much as I like and nobody will ever really know whether I'm like this in person or whether it's all a facade. They can love me or hate me and I'll still wake up every morning with an attitude of indifference.
That's what makes it so much fun.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, it does look, and sound, like you had some intelligent DNA at one time.
It's too bad you spit it out.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright, Rob, I'm sorry. You want a hug or something? What sort of catharsis was it for you to post about it on this website full of cruel, heartless people? Why did you do it if not for attention and sympathy? Please, answer me that and I will offer you my sincere and genuine apology.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OOPS FORGOT TO RATE! I WISH I HAD SOME MOONSHINE AND A BLUE TICK HOUND AND A BROTHER NAMED FESS
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks, Rob, that's all I ever wanted you to admit. You can go now.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey dude, maybe you can go to the mall and start crying in the food court ... inevitably someone will walk up and try to comfort you, at which point you can say, "My brother died ... " Then your fantasy will come true and everyone will be talking to you and comforting you and you'll be the warm center of the universe.
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haha
wow.
Does this actually play out as some sort of 'burn' in your pathetic little mind?
It is obvious you have never experienced the sort of loss I have gone through - and with all honesty I hope you never do.
Having a large chuck of your soul ripped out is not something I wish on anyone - even a cruel, childish, attention seeking fuck like you.
Leveraging the death of my little brother as bait in some sort of twisted attempt to incite an internet scrap... yup, yer cool.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe you bought Maths into this, cunt!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I THINK SPHAGGY IS FUNNY BUT NOT BECAUSE FG DOES AND I'M GOING BACK TO WATCHING MY TV SHOW ABOUT HILLBILLIES
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If I divide my user number by 27 and some change, our user numbers become the same.
If you divide your user number by the same amount, does the same outcome occur?
NO! Therefore, based on this totally flawless and universally accepted logic, I am acutally significantly better than you.
How does that make you feel, champ?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fight fight fight
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Spag takes the semen iced cake for immaturity.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Keep trying to hold on to your "net cool", Spag. And people ranting extremes in caps was two years ago. Haven't you seen how low my user number is? It makes me better than you, dickwad.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:08:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I generally pride myself for my immaturity, but you clowns make me out to look like Alistair Cooke or some such.
Assholes.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You, my hairy friend should consider waxing your testicles.
And Spag, you try to sound intelligent though with all your sad insults you make yourself look stupid over and over again.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Classic
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK YOU YOU ARROGANT FAGGOT, I GOT A BIG DICK, BENCH 500, MAKE TRIPLE YOUR TEACHER'S SALARY, DRIVE A MASERATI, CARRY BIG GUNS, EAT RAW STEAK EVERY MORNING FOR BREAKFAST, AND PULL CHICKS THAT LOOK LIKE RUNWAY MODELS COMPARED TO THE DESPERATE, JERRY SPRINGER FATTIES THAT YOU PICK UP IN WHITE TRASH BARS
IN FACT THEY ARE RUNWAY MODELS
WHY DON'T YOU KNIT YOUR FAT GIRLFRIEND A SWEATER WITH THE HAIR ON MY BALLS
UR UGLY
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you're a homophobe Spag then all it means is a wicked case of self loathing, "Champ".
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But Spag, you're all wrong. You're the type of guy 45 women with seventeen cats go after when they realize you're the last boat headed towards married island.
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Finally! Someone understands why I'm in love with Sphag!!!
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One of the few seppos I've ever encountered with a well tuned sense of humour.
You're 1 in a million, Skeletor. Don't ever forget that.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:14:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Spag, just like all dudes that mysteriously don't like me, I understand where you're coming from. You hate me because you think I'm stealing all the chicks from you. You blame me, and guys like me, for the fact that you can't get a date, you can't get laid, and you can't even pay a prostitute a reasonable price for a handjob.
But Spag, you're all wrong. The chicks that want me would never want you. You're the type of guy 45 women with seventeen cats go after when they realize you're the last boat headed towards married island. So don't hate brother, pick up your dirty, semen encrusted underwear off the floor and dry those misty eyes, I'm not a threat to you.
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Me not liking you is hardly a mystery... well it's not a mystery to anyone who has an active brainwave.
I'm a homophobe, you're a fudgepacker. Let me know if I need to elaborate. Maybe I'll put together a story board with some pictures and turn it into a short film.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So let me get this straight, Rob ... when someone +2's one of your posts, they're just being honest, but when someone +2's my post, they're slurping on my ass?
You are such a self righteous twat. Hey dude, maybe you can go to the mall and start crying in the food court ... inevitably someone will walk up and try to comfort you, at which point you can say, "My brother died ... " Then your fantasy will come true and everyone will be talking to you and comforting you and you'll be the warm center of the universe.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yet another post about shlongy. welcome to the queue.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But Spag, you're all wrong. You're the type of guy 45 women with seventeen cats go after when they realize you're the last boat headed towards married island.
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Finally! Someone understands why I'm in love with Sphag!!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ATTN GHEY MENZ!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok fuck it, I laughed at this too.
You boys are funny tonight!
I do so love all this male internet dick measuring.
And the faux homosexuality.
Honestly, it's a hoot.
In real life too. Like for instance, I laughed for 20 minutes straight when I went with The Man to a party. We walk in, and one crusy biker says to another, "Your ass sure looks good on that scooter, boy!" To which every male at the party went, "bwahahahahar."
Then they look at me all befuddled when I couldn't stop laughing.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rob how much intelligence did it take you to write that completely off-topic piece of shit just so you can feel manly by clicking your -2 button. Die. Die. Die. Die.
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um... look at the title.
I gave THIS piece of shit a -2 based on it's own merit. The fact it was submitted by a rather unlikable idiot only makes it more enjoyable to piss on.
I do feel pretty manly come to think of it... does slurping on his ass make YOU feel manly?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2007-09-23 22:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Isn't it just awesome being good looking? Do you know how much shit I get away with and get?
Always "Your such a cute guy Perkman", Teachers saying " You have a huge smile that lights up the room"
Girls saying " You're a cutey". Yep being pretty is awesome.
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Wow, he's actually serious.
Just.Fucking.Wow.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And I was beginning to wonder why he gets to marry 45 women....
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:22:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck, I am just a typoing bastard. 45 year old women. Anyhow, fuck off, you don't have time come back, partner.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Spag, just like all dudes that mysteriously don't like me, I understand where you're coming from. You hate me because you think I'm stealing all the chicks from you. You blame me, and guys like me, for the fact that you can't get a date, you can't get laid, and you can't even pay a prostitute a reasonable price for a handjob.
But Spag, you're all wrong. The chicks that want me would never want you. You're the type of guy 45 women with seventeen cats go after when they realize you're the last boat headed towards married island. So don't hate brother, pick up your dirty, semen encrusted underwear off the floor and dry those misty eyes, I'm not a threat to you.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Talk of intelligence now spag? When you see someone and a dog in the same photo you impulsively decide they are a "dog humper". Yep, you sure are a clever one - blessing us all with enlightening comments.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
el limpo dicko
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nah, I can't really be bothered.
I'm sure you'll get what you want out of this post without me anyway. I promise I'll come back if things actually get interesting but I find that highly unlikely with you being the puppet master on this one.
10 out of 10 for trying though. Every now and then I fall into a heat trap like this one. Generally the antagonist is someone significantly more intelligent than a retard like you.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And none of you ever will be!
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rob how much intelligence did it take you to write that completely off-topic piece of shit just so you can feel manly by clicking your -2 button. Die. Die. Die. Die.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Why are people on Uber so incredibly hostile? The comment from Spag was so un-deniably un-necessary, as the title was obvious sarcasm in a non-subtle mannner. Spag your an idiot, die in a fucking hole you fucking retard. Honestly it's cunts like you that make the internet suck, just fucking die in a horrible, horrible gruesome and slow way.
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Irony.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yer right, I HAVE always wanted to be :
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Why are people on Uber so incredibly hostile? The comment from Spag was so un-deniably un-necessary, as the title was obvious sarcasm in a non-subtle mannner. Spag your an idiot, die in a fucking hole you fucking retard. Honestly it's cunts like you that make the internet suck, just fucking die in a horrible, horrible gruesome and slow way.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-09-23 22:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I keep reading that email address as "Diesel McChug Cock"
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2007-09-23 22:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Isn't it just awesome being good looking? Do you know how much shit I get away with and get?
Always "Your such a cute guy Perkman", Teachers saying " You have a huge smile that lights up the room"
Girls saying " You're a cutey". Yep being pretty is awesome.
Sometimes I get free bus rides with my smile.
+2 you damn studly looking beast.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-23 22:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's cool, Spag, your jealousy and hate fuel my tiny black heart. Bring it, you ugly faggot.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-09-23 22:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kaelic > Shlongy
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-23 22:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's another thing I do in my sparetime ... club bears to death with my eyebrows.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-23 22:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you fucked your title up, Champ.
The majority of men don't have aspirations to become a filthy, dog humping faggot like you have.
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2007-09-23 22:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Eyebrows you could club a bear to death with.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-23 22:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Very clever, Slappy.