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Movie Quote Monday (856 hits)

Category: Movies & TV

Rating: 0.62 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (View user info) at 2007-09-24 09:10:24 EDT


Lets start out with some easy ones to get your brain active on this fine Monday morning;

1) Say "Hello" to my little friend!!

2) He's an ugly little spud, isnt he?

3) You're the man now, dog!

4) THIS IS SPARTA!

5) Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.


Ok. Now that your brains are getting warmed up, lets up the difficulty a bit.


6) Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

7) Marry Christmas! Shitter was full!

8) You motha fuckas think you big time!? Well you gonna die, big time!

9) All good things come to those who wait.

10) My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.



Alighty. I think we've gone through some pretty good movies. Let's up the difficulty level a bit more.


11) This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back! There's no choice left. And I'm ready for war.

12) We're bumping you right up to Gathering, Level 20.

13) My style? You can call it the art of fighting, without fighting.

14) But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.

15) Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.


Well ok. Lets have 5 more to really get you thinking.


16) Time's funny. When you're a kid, it passes slowly, and next thing you're fifty and your childhood fits into a rusty little box.

17) You are such a good boy. You sleep now. Dream sweet dreams. Maybe we are both dreaming. Maybe this is all a dream, and in the morning, Mommy will wake us up with milk and cookies. Then, after we eat, I will make love to her four or five times. If I can.

18) Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life?" Well, that's true with every day except one: the day that you die.

19) A little girl being brutalized... a little girl being abused has got nothing to do with the rules and regulations and everything to do with right and wrong.

20) If the sky were to suddenly open up, there would be no law, there would be no rule. There would only be you and your memories.


Enjoy! Winner gets an e-hug from me.



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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-24 19:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

1) Say "Hello" to my little friend!!

scarface

3) You're the man now, dog!

finding forrester

4) THIS IS SPARTA!

300

5) Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.

wayne's world



7) Marry Christmas! Shitter was full!

christmas vacation

10) My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

idiocracy

14) But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.

se7en

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


'I'm gonna take you to the bank Senator Trent....The Blood Bank'!


that's the best quote ever - and no one ever includes it in their lists. so very very sad.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Take the goddamn day of the goddamn week out of your goddamn title.

Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-09-24 11:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Lets start out with some easy ones to get your brain active on this fine Monday morning;

1) Say "Hello" to my little friend!!

Scarface

2) He's an ugly little spud, isnt he?

Ghostbusters

4) THIS IS SPARTA!

300

5) Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.

Wayne's world

6) Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

Fletch

14) But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.

7

15) Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.

Jaws 2?








Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-24 11:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-24 11:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

12 is Thieves/Spies Like Us (can't remember, but I think it might be spies.)

================

Spies Like Us! Correctamundo!

Now, to find a way to kill 5 more hours of the day...

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-24 11:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

12 is Thieves/Spies Like Us (can't remember, but I think it might be spies.)

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-24 11:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

FUCK. 9 is Ronin.

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-24 11:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Looks like # 12 and # 9 are the trickiest ones.

I'll give you some hints.

another quote from #9:

Vincent: Are you sure you can do this?
Sam: Yeah. I once removed a guy's appendix with a grapefruit spoon.


another from #12:
Are there any Paraguyans here? Heh heh. Well of course their requests for subsidies was not Paraguayan in and of it is as it were the United States government would never have if the president, our president, had not and as far as I know that's the way it will always be. Is that clear?




Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is just getting out of hand....fuck this. Indifferent 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wow

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, and number 9 is 'Overnight'.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The Easy Ones:

Scarface
Ghostbusters
Finding Forrester
300
Wayne's World

The other ones Toast got apart from 12 which has got me stumped too.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wrote one up last night. We used some of the same movies. I didn't use number seven, but I dont know how I forgot it. One of the best movies of all time.

I did use se7en, mind you, just not number 7.

Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-09-24 09:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-24 09:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"Shitter's full" is from National Lampoon's Christmas
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heh, coulda sworn that was my eldest..

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-24 09:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"Shitter's full" is from National Lampoon's Christmas

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-24 09:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i enjoyed reading the quotes and pretending I know where they are from

Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-09-24 09:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

6) Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo. [Flecth]

7) Marry(Merry) Christmas! Shitter was full! [National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation]

8) You motha fuckas think you big time!? Well you gonna die, big time! [Carlito's Way]

9) All good things come to those who wait.

10) My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now. [Idiocracy]

11) This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back! There's no choice left. And I'm ready for war. [Sin City]

13) My style? You can call it the art of fighting, without fighting. [Enter the Dragon]

14) But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever. [Se7En]

15) Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome. [The Life Auquatic with Steve Zissou]

16) Time's funny. When you're a kid, it passes slowly, and next thing you're fifty and your childhood fits into a rusty little box. [Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain]

17) You are such a good boy. You sleep now. Dream sweet dreams. Maybe we are both dreaming. Maybe this is all a dream, and in the morning, Mommy will wake us up with milk and cookies. Then, after we eat, I will make love to her four or five times. If I can. [La Vite e bella]

18) Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life?" Well, that's true with every day except one: the day that you die. [American Beauty]

19) A little girl being brutalized... a little girl being abused has got nothing to do with the rules and regulations and everything to do with right and wrong. [Narc]

20) If the sky were to suddenly open up, there would be no law, there would be no rule. There would only be you and your memories. [Donnie Darko]


Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-24 09:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

flight of the concords fan are ya?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 09:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

im tired, your tired, lets just forget about all this.


Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

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