Quotes From Movies I Like Post Monday: A Contest (784 hits)
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Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-09-24 10:35:22 EDT
Another movie quote quiz for you to mull over while you're sitting at your desk and I'm racing back down to school this morning because I have three tests in a row, the first one starting in two and a half hours. These are some of my favorite movies. Some are incredibly easy, some are difficult IF YOU ARENT USING GOOGLE YOU CHEATING FUCK.
You will be awarded a +2 for each original answer. Meaning, if you are the first person to get the movie right, you get a +2. If you are the second, you get to blow me, which is really no sort of prize at all.
There will be additional prizes for things I will decide upon later. The awards have also yet to be determined. Making me laugh is a good start, though.
1. Sergeant: "I've noticed you're always last, soldier."
Soldier: "I'm pacing myself, sir."
2. Do you like apples? (Yeah.) Well I got her number. How do you like them apples?
3. Are you talking to me? Who the fuck told you to speak? A Ranger never surrenders his weapon. If George S. Motherfuckin' Patton rises from his holy grave and tells you to surrender your weapon, you will not give it to him, somebody better give me a "hoo-ah Sergeant"! ("Hoo-ah Sergeant") Now son, there are people out there who won't hesitate to blow you away for the fact that it's something runnin' through their minds. I hail from Biloxi, Mississippi, where vanilla motherfuckers like THAT used to hang us by our neck on a whim! Does that sound like the fuckin kind of place you want to goddamn grow up? ("Seargent, no, Sergeant") Are you implying something negative about the great state of Mississippi?!
4. I hired you men to get some track laid, not to hop around like a bunch of Kansas City Faggots.
5. Ok, what am I doing? I'm chasing this guy. Nope, he's chasing me.
6. Holy shit, it's Beef Supreme!!!
7. You find out life's this game of inches, so is football. Because in either game - life or football - the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when add up all those inches, that's gonna make the fucking difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying!
8. I'm no biologist, but how many cells do single-celled organisms have?
9. No heart? I'm all heart motherfucker!
10. I met Death today. We are playing chess.
11. Juuuuuust a bit outside.
12. At Reparations Technical Institute, we offer a cornucopia of educational and business opportunities for brothers and sisters to pursue higher learning. Read from the brochure, brotha. Brothers, join us at Reparations Technical Institute and learn hatred for the white devil in a relaxed campus atmosphere where classes range (FROM) Hatred for the White Devil (TO) Advanced Hatred for the White Devil (AND) Volleyball.
13. Sir, I got lost on the way to college, sir.
14. The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.
15. Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?
16. Let me out. Let me out of here. Get me the hell out of here. What's the matter with you people? I was joking! Don't you know a joke when you hear one? HA-HA-HA-HA. Jesus Christ, get me out of here! Open this goddamn door or I'll kick your rotten heads in! Mommy!
17. All my life I always wanted to fly. I always wanted to live like a hawk. I know you're not supposed to be jealous of anything, but... to take flight, to soar above everything and everyone, now that's living. But a hawk is no good around normal birds. It can't fit in. Even though all the other birds probably wanna be hawks; they hate him for what they can't be. Proud. Powerful. Determined. Dark. Odin is a hawk. He soars above us. He can fly. One of these days, everyone's gonna pay attention to me. Because I'm gonna fly too
18. The ball is round, the game lasts 90 minutes, everything else is pure theory. Off we go!
19. Your move, Death!
20. You beat them, you take their money, you call them names to their faces... and they love you. I don't know how you do it. I never saw anything like it. Beating a man out of his money, that's easy. Anybody can do that. But beating a man out of his money and making him like it... that's an art. That's an art of a true hustler.
21. Oh, and Charlie — Light a match!
22. Our speedometer has melted and as a result it's very hard to see with any degree of accuracy exactly how fast we were going.
23. On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing. (Bonus: Fucking Dante, poetry-writing faggot, motherfucker!)
24. Here's a joke, boy. One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to shit, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the fuck's your problem?'
25. It's just black people demeaning other black people, using that word over and over. You ever hear white people callin' each other "honky" all the time? "Hey, honky, how's work?" "Not bad, cracker, we're diversifying!"
http://www.americanrhetoric.com/MovieSpeeches/moviespeechfieldofdreams.html
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-26 13:31:44 EDT (#)
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Honoured! However my antics are now limited to fridays...stupid school.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-25 02:07:27 EDT (#)
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bingo. i'll hand out your awards later on, when youre least expecting them
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-09-24 20:17:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-24 18:59:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:20:55 EDT (#)
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10) Some Foreign film that has 'Sjunde' in the title.
I was expecting the english translation, but if anybody gets the swedish title i'll give you two points for it.
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The Seventh Seal?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-24 19:40:29 EDT (#)
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Sweet Quotes, eh... I was going to give it a go but all the ones I know have already been said.
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-24 18:59:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:20:55 EDT (#)
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10) Some Foreign film that has 'Sjunde' in the title.
I was expecting the english translation, but if anybody gets the swedish title i'll give you two points for it.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-24 18:04:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:53:45 EDT (#)
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'I'm gonna take you to the bank Senator Trent....The Blood Bank'!
that's the best quote ever - and no one ever includes it in their lists. so very very sad.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:13:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:47:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:46:21 EDT (#)
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so its probably cheating if i post the answers since i was talking to you while you wrote this, huh?
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motherfucker used my computer and never logged out...
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:46:21 EDT (#)
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so its probably cheating if i post the answers since i was talking to you while you wrote this, huh?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-24 13:20:55 EDT (#)
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Missing from Rhymens list:
3) Basic
10) Some Foreign film that has 'Sjunde' in the title.
12) How High
20) Poolhall Junkies
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-09-24 12:59:43 EDT (#)
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11. Juuuuuust a bit outside.
+2 for Major League because the Tribe clinched the Central Division last night!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-24 12:02:23 EDT (#)
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PS. 11) Major League
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-24 12:01:43 EDT (#)
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1) Stripes.
Then, I stopped reading because I got bored.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-24 11:58:14 EDT (#)
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1) Stripes
2) Good Will Hunting
3)
4) Blazing Saddles
5) Momento
6) Idiocracy
7) Any Given Sunday
8) Evolution
9) Jerry Maguire
10)
11) Major League
12)
13) Jarhead
14) Top Gun
15) Zoolander
16) Young Frankenstein
17) O
18) Run Lola Run
19) Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?
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21) So I Married An Axe Murderer
22) Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
23) Se7en
24) Training Day
25) Crash
I have seen far too many movies.
Submitted by intellismartness (user info) at 2007-09-24 11:49:51 EDT (#)
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Number 8 is Evolution. I think.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-24 11:40:12 EDT (#)
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Also, 9 = Jerry MacGuire
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 11:39:09 EDT (#)
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Jarhead is one of the worst films I have ever seen.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-24 11:38:22 EDT (#)
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ATTN: Morons.
13 = Jarhead.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-09-24 11:32:50 EDT (#)
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2. Do you like apples? (Yeah.) Well I got her number. How do you like them apples?
Good will hunting
5. Ok, what am I doing? I'm chasing this guy. Nope, he's chasing me.
That movie where the guy has no short term memory, I forget the name of it
9. No heart? I'm all heart motherfucker!
Dogma?
11. Juuuuuust a bit outside.
Major League
14. The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.
Top Gun
19. Your move, Death!
Bill and ted's bogus journey
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-09-24 11:21:59 EDT (#)
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1: Stripes
2: Good Will Hunting
3: Basic
5: Memento
11: Major League
13: Tigerland?
Submitted by lilybaby228 (user info) at 2007-09-24 11:16:40 EDT (#)
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12. How High
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-09-24 11:04:39 EDT (#)
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13- Stripes?
14- Top Gun
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-09-24 11:02:16 EDT (#)
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19 Bill and ted's Bogus journey.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-09-24 11:00:52 EDT (#)
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15. Zoolander.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:45:40 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111943#2533113
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:42:59 EDT (#)
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One of them is 'bugger me im a scots/american reject'
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:41:45 EDT (#)
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2. Goodwill Hunting
23. American Psycho
25. is that Coach Carter?
i'm crap I know
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:40:22 EDT (#)
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22 - Trains, Planes and Automobiles.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-24 10:37:07 EDT (#)
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The only one I noticed was Memento, number 5. Gonna think about the others.