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Best Movie Quotes EVER! (1031 hits)

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Submitted by DeadToast (View user info) at 2007-09-24 14:08:13 EDT


All these posts with all these quotes from movies, yet you all STILL failed to put the two best lines ever uttered in a movie.

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Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-02-23 16:16:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"The Double Douche"

Submitted by oapa (user info) at 2007-09-27 05:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



wtf?

Submitted by kirst-n-dennis (user info) at 2007-09-26 11:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Best Predator quote is OBVIOUSLY (austrian accent)'run, get to the chopper!'

Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-09-25 11:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"I'm scared."

"Bullshit, you ain't afraid of no man!"

"There's something out there huntin us, and it ain't no man."




Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-25 08:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to handle this trip.


Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas."

Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:37:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

From the same movie as the original post.

"Wow you got a big pussy! Wow you got a big pussy.
Why'd you say it twice?
I didn't!"

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-09-24 23:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I always liked, "You two are Silky Boys. You know where silk comes from, don't ya? Silk comes from the butts of Chinese worms."

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-09-24 22:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

All this talk about Predator makes me think we've lost the focus of this post, which I believe is to illustrate that Roadhouse is the best film ever made.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-24 20:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Chopper: Look, you're not still angry at me about the leg, are you?

Neville Bartos: Nah, forget about it.

Chopper: Because I don't know if you remember, Neville, but I had that bloody shotgun pointed at your head. I reconsidered and dropped it down to your kneecap. Remember?

Neville Bartos: Forget about it. All right?

Chopper: I mean, what the bloody hell were you doing getting lippy at me with a bloody shotgun? I had a bloody loaded shotgun.

Neville Bartos: The leg is okay, all right?

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

aah predator, best scene ever it's so ridiculous, but so cool.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MN_6imzlh4




Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-09-24 15:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

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Game over.

This is by far the best quote from those movies.

Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"RUN! GET TO THA CHOPPA!"

"I knew these men, they were Green Berets from Fort Braahg."

"You are one ugly muthafucka."

"You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?"

"If it bleeds, we can kill it."

"Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house! See, she, she wanted a little one 'cause hers was... big as a house."

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"I can make it...I...can...make it"

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

predator was brimming with quotes

stick around
======================
"I'm gonna have me some fun."

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

predator was brimming with quotes

stick around

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

watching a man bounce another man's head off a table and the whipping his hair gets me as hard a jesse ventura's washboard abs on a hot summer day in the rain forest.


"there's something out there"

Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://stuff.ubersite.com/1190022701257832640/1/Uh%20Oh!.jpg

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu9kpqo6ye4

Long video link above. Cut to the chase, and slide the bar to 2:00 into the scene.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Old Painless is the certified hot shit.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-24 14:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.



I've heard 'em all. `I like you as a friend.' `I think we should see
other people.' `I no speak English.' `I'm married to the sea.' `I
don't want to kill you, but I will ...'

-- Homer Simpson
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