Fat people are bad for business. (1290 hits)
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Submitted by FALLEN (View user info) at 2007-09-24 16:11:45 EDT
I had the opportunity to eat at a Chipotle restaurant over the weekend.
For those of you not familiar it is like a Subway, only instead of subs they make burritos. So I guess its not that much like a Subway at all then aside from the fact they both sell food. But I digress.
I placed my order with the Mexican gentleman behind the counter.
I like the fact that he and all the employees were in facet Mexican. It adds something to the dining experience when an ethnic dining establishment has ethic staff. I want Chinese people working at a Chinese restaurant I want a big Italian guy making me a pizza, and I want to buy Mexican food from Mexican people.
The burritos are fresh made in front of you and nothing at all like the crap that taco bell tries to push off as Mexican food. This somewhat supports the Mexican food by Mexican people theory I mentioned.
So, after getting my food I look at this rather substantial burrito before me and I'm sure some corner of my mind wondered is this healthy or not? It was big, but its all fresh ingredients so it must be ok. I pushed these thought aside and made my way to the counter to grab a bottle of Smokey Chipotle flavor Tabasco sauce.
Hmm, some coincidence there huh?
That is when I saw them. There was a table of large people. The matriarch of this group was an African American woman of such girth I find it hard to put into words. I'm a big guy and using myself as reference I calculated that she must have been approximately..........
Four thousand pounds!
With her was her husband and two smaller yet oh-so portly women, leading me to immediately realize the old joke of smaller fat chicks being in orbit around her to be based in truth.
I have seen large Black women before; I always wondered why they lean toward this tendency of morbid obesity. I think because that black men do not seem to mind a "thick" girl. Not being Black myself I am at a loss to understand.
In retrospect it is quite possible that they were in fact not Black but only appeared that way due to light not being able to escape her gravitational tug.
I sat back down and stared at my burrito and glimpsing back over to my fellow patrons. Due to my cheapness I could not waste it but it made me wonder if I would actually eat here again seeing exactly what could become of me if I followed the eating habits of the other table.
In the end I did what most Americans do.
I ordered a Diet Coke and felt better about myself.
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Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:31:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-09-25 13:52:47 EDT (#)
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I read this while eating hard boiled egg whites and celery. Obesity sickens me.
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This must have a vagina. Fuck her for being a pompous cunt.
Chipotle is ok, (canned dog food vs. dry dog food kind of way) but it's still tex-mex.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:28:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-09-25 13:52:47 EDT (#)
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I read this while eating hard boiled egg whites and celery. Obesity sickens me.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-09-25 13:33:00 EDT (#)
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I miss this kind of "quality" uberpost.
I LOVE that you capitalized the word "Black" on several occasions in this post.
I LOVE that you spelled Chipotle correctly. IT'S FUCKING CHIPOTLE, NOT CHIPOLTE, AND IS PRONOUNCED AS SUCH, YOU DUMB BALTIMORE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL DROP-OUTS!!!
Chipotle rules, even if it is a McDonald's restaurant.
I know a guy who ate 3 of those burritos, and is still alive. Though, he's probably 320+ lbs.
This post, for whatever reason, made me happy to be an uberer.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-25 12:35:59 EDT (#)
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Ahahahahaha
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-25 04:59:28 PDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-24 21:06:41 EDT (#)
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All this food and calorie talk is very upsetting to me.
I'm going to go purge my carrot stick now.
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FG just gave me the bestest present evar - anorexia.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-09-25 11:28:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-25 08:49:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-09-25 08:25:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-09-25 07:26:35 EDT (#)
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+2 for the concept of her being black because light couldn't escape her gravity.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-25 08:49:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-25 08:39:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-09-25 08:25:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-09-25 07:26:35 EDT (#)
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+2 for the concept of her being black because light couldn't escape her gravity.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-25 08:39:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-09-25 08:25:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-09-25 07:26:35 EDT (#)
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+2 for the concept of her being black because light couldn't escape her gravity.
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-09-25 08:25:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-09-25 07:26:35 EDT (#)
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+2 for the concept of her being black because light couldn't escape her gravity.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-25 07:59:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-24 21:06:41 EDT (#)
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All this food and calorie talk is very upsetting to me.
I'm going to go purge my carrot stick now.
Actually the best calorie control method to practice is before you eat something, find an obese person and watch them eat. Not just chucky, look for LaShawn and Moniqua or white-trash Wendy with the size 4 stretch pants over a size 20 ass.
Watch as they poke that burger or plate of super duper nachos into their mouths. Watch them sweat from the effort of chewing. Watch them waddle out the door after struggling to get up from their chairs. Watch their car's under-carriage hit the ground when they get into their car.
Imagine the yellow fat wrapped around their hearts and the plaque forming inside their arteries.
THEN try to eat that double In and Out cheeseburger.
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FG just gave me the bestest present evar - anorexia.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-09-25 07:26:35 EDT (#)
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+2 for the concept of her being black because light couldn't escape her gravity.
Submitted by jared.melton (user info) at 2007-09-25 03:24:24 EDT (#)
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Top google image search for "chipotle is the devil"
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-09-25 01:17:15 EDT (#)
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Because it was funny and he made fun of himself at the end there.
Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:34:15 EDT (#)
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The money that fat people spend would more then make up for you if you left. If I owned a restaurant, I'd rather have 5 obese customers then 50 muthafuckers suffering from malnutrition.
Why this has positive reviews astounds me.
Oh wait. It's because it's making fun of fat people. Uber rules, kiss Barts ass +2. Dislike Jesus +2. Against fat people +2. And so on.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-09-24 23:01:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-09-24 22:00:08 EDT (#)
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+3 for chipotle, -1 for fat people, -1 for not talking more about the burrito.
I love how you said,, "it all looked fresh, so it must be ok." The thing is chipotle burritos are about 1300-1700 calories a pop, depending on how you get them. So, yeah, you're getting SOME good stuff, like processed corn, lettuce, salsa'ed tomato, but otherwise its a load of fat, meat and grease. And that corn doesn't digest very well, specifically, not at all.
but god damn it's good.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-24 21:55:25 EDT (#)
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Want to really fuck with them? Every time that one of them takes a bite, laugh loudly.
I think that chipotle is Navajo for explosive diarrhea.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-24 21:06:41 EDT (#)
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All this food and calorie talk is very upsetting to me.
I'm going to go purge my carrot stick now.
Actually the best calorie control method to practice is before you eat something, find an obese person and watch them eat. Not just chucky, look for LaShawn and Moniqua or white-trash Wendy with the size 4 stretch pants over a size 20 ass.
Watch as they poke that burger or plate of super duper nachos into their mouths. Watch them sweat from the effort of chewing. Watch them waddle out the door after struggling to get up from their chairs. Watch their car's under-carriage hit the ground when they get into their car.
Imagine the yellow fat wrapped around their hearts and the plaque forming inside their arteries.
THEN try to eat that double In and Out cheeseburger.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-09-24 20:53:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 19:24:45 EDT (#)
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I think the Warrior's diet principle that you're mentioning Indo is similar to the "big meal diet" first thing in the morning, when the body is more metabolically active and also glycogen stores are often very low from the 8 hour night time fast. Typically this means that more of the calories consumed will go into the muscles than being coverted into fat, and also the body is more easily able to convert starches into fast energy earlier in the day --- as the body tires, it loses more and more of the ability to adequately produce energy from carbohydrates, which (obviously) is the reason we get tired and want to sleep.
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Warrior is like the big meal, but one of the principles is that you have the big meal in the evening. You are supposed to starve yourself all day with only small meals of fruits nuts and vegtables, then mass consume at night.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 19:24:45 EDT (#)
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I think binging can have it's place in a regular diet ... I've gone almost a year on a four thousand calorie diet, and still maintained a relatively lean 13% bodyfat. I went from 165 up to 210 ... I never blinked at eating at Qdoba's (which is a similar burrito establishment here in North Florida). Now, I am considering becoming a vegetarian and maintain a much more reasonable 200 lbs and about a 2000 calorie diet ...
I think the Warrior's diet principle that you're mentioning Indo is similar to the "big meal diet" first thing in the morning, when the body is more metabolically active and also glycogen stores are often very low from the 8 hour night time fast. Typically this means that more of the calories consumed will go into the muscles than being coverted into fat, and also the body is more easily able to convert starches into fast energy earlier in the day --- as the body tires, it loses more and more of the ability to adequately produce energy from carbohydrates, which (obviously) is the reason we get tired and want to sleep.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-09-24 19:23:21 EDT (#)
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thats more southwest than mexican. regardless i agree with you, fat ass.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-24 19:10:03 EDT (#)
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Weak. At least wait until you have something to say before posting garbage like this.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-09-24 19:03:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:51:21 EDT (#)
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The bottom line is it is humanly impossible for your body to fully utilize 1300 calories from a single meal. What portion of that is turned into fat depends on many factors like how low your glycogen is, metabolism, genetics, but you damn sure are not doing yourself any favors. The average daily caloric intake is 2000 calories. That's for the ENTIRE DAY. Some people need more, some less, but never 1300 calories in one sitting. 700 is probably too many.
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There is a school of eating called the "warrior diet." I don't really buy into it, but the idea is that ancient man normally only had one big meal a day, and that this is actually better one or two very small meals a day and one giant meal where you get 60-75% of your calories. I don't really buy into it, but they do make some decent arguments.
When I am training for a marathon I wouldn't even blink at a 1300 calorie meal (and that is with rice, I normally go without os it is about 1100 calories). I believe it is better to eat smaller meals, but when I am busy at work I don't have the time for the 5 or six smaller meals they recommend and don't mind wolfing down the occasional burrito.
Submitted by His_Infernal_Majesty (user info) at 2007-09-24 18:49:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:38:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:26:17 EDT (#)
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I love watching fat people eat. It is a mixture of disgust and fascination you can't beat it. Talk to them and invariably their weight is due to genetics - a thyroid disorder or bad heart. Never the fact they have 2 big Macs and a large fries in front of them.
Fat people breed fat kids.
Meatball subs are to die for.
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hey, be fucking nice. Anyone who CLAIMS that their weight is a function of some disorder is an asshole. I am a fatass because I love booze and work in an office and dont have time for the gym and eat wrong. That disorder shit is crap, anyone who really DOES have a disorder doesnt go around claiming it all the goddamn time.
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I'll have to agree with you there, sarge. I absolutely adore booze, and have ZERO fucking willpower when it comes to watching what I eat, but I force myself to watch what I eat and to go to the gym, even though I work in an office as well(and yes it is a bitch to balance all of that). I'm also very active, I'm a bicyclist, and a musician on stage all the time sweating my ass off. I don't eat crappy foods very often, only when I feel like treating myself to do so(not often, I hate myself). My point is, yes, all these disorder excuses are pure BULLSHIT. Thyroid conditions exist, although rare, are an exception to me. Despite all of the above, how active I tend to be, and how little I actually do eat(being young and on your own does help), I still cannot manage to get myself in shape. Now I do have a slow metabolism, but one wouldn't think I'd gain wait by even LOOKING at a snickers bar, but I do. Oh, and by the way, good post.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-24 18:10:51 EDT (#)
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Planet Shaniqua and the mooooons sit at one table and eat seven tables worth of food in two tables worth of time. How's that bad for business? Unless you mean the few minutes they spend on the floor in purple-faced cardiac arrest before the flatbed ambulance comes to cablehoist them to the ER, that is. No one will even remember that.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:51:56 EDT (#)
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Love blossoms on Ubersite once again.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:24:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:21:43 EDT (#)
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SgtHartman - how much meat and on which bone? :)
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wouldnt you like to know you sassy lass you!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:21:43 EDT (#)
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People who eat junk and stay skinny are not necessarily fit. It still fucks up their insides.
Crystal I think its sad you were so hung up about your weight but then I don't know one single female who is truly happy with their figure.
SgtHartman - how much meat and on which bone? :)
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:16:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:14:16 EDT (#)
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meaning ME - I'd gain weight w/out ever eating fast food - had no idea why.
Thankfully, after about 6 years of crying nightly, I figured it out. PHEW
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:13:35 EDT (#)
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been there, done that, below
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:13:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:10:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:01:46 EDT (#)
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Amontillado -there is underactive and overactive thyroid disorders. One makes you fat one skinny. My mum and maternal gran both have underactive thyroids ie they are prone to weight gain but both are still only a US size 6. Fat people are fat because of what they eat.
If you were going out for a special meal that might add up to the calorie intake of this one single portion of food.
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however, if you do have a disorder and you're not sure what it is you may try a million wrong diets thinking you're doing the right thing and having it all mean shit because of something you didn't know about. if you eat normally and work out and you're fat, chances are, something's wrong. fast food once a month shouldn't do anything to you (although some people it does). but i will agree that after a certain point, it's just cuz you're a lazy pig. if you're so big you can't wipe your own ass it is most likely, but still not always, your fault.
so fat people are fat cuz of what they eat, but they don't always know it'll make them fat. fast food not counting obviously.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:09:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:52:01 EDT (#)
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SgtHartman I think some people are more prone to gaining weight but they just need to eat more carefully. I feel sorry for those with a medical disorder that leads to weight gain. But these disorders are rare.
I personally love guys with a bit of meat on their bones. I like your honesty.
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They absolutely are rare. I personally hate when people dont take responsibility for their own shit. Face up to the fact that you are fat because of how you live and I'll respect that at least. There is the other side of the coin though, my brothers and family members are all skinny and they eat whatever, whenever they want to (it disgusts me to no end) but I accepted long ago that I am not one of those people, do I need to change my life to get healthy? Absolutley.
P.s. - I gots meat on my bones...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:01:46 EDT (#)
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Amontillado -there is underactive and overactive thyroid disorders. One makes you fat one skinny. My mum and maternal gran both have underactive thyroids ie they are prone to weight gain but both are still only a US size 6. Fat people are fat because of what they eat.
If you were going out for a special meal that might add up to the calorie intake of this one single portion of food.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:59:33 EDT (#)
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there was some random study (mmmm studies) that said race had a lot to do with body image. not just confidence, but obliviousness to body image. black men were #1 for seeing themselves as a healthy weight when they were overweight or obese, black women were #2 and i think hispanic men were #3. whites, hispanic women, and asians were apparently more likely to see themselves as they actually were or overweight when not.
i kinda wanna burrito now thanks.
*gets fatter*
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:55:20 EDT (#)
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You've made a story about nothing genuinely entertain me for more than five minutes. Good enough for a multiple read is far beyond the minimums warranting a +2.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:52:01 EDT (#)
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SgtHartman I think some people are more prone to gaining weight but they just need to eat more carefully. I feel sorry for those with a medical disorder that leads to weight gain. But these disorders are rare.
I personally love guys with a bit of meat on their bones. I like your honesty.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:51:21 EDT (#)
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The bottom line is it is humanly impossible for your body to fully utilize 1300 calories from a single meal. What portion of that is turned into fat depends on many factors like how low your glycogen is, metabolism, genetics, but you damn sure are not doing yourself any favors. The average daily caloric intake is 2000 calories. That's for the ENTIRE DAY. Some people need more, some less, but never 1300 calories in one sitting. 700 is probably too many.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:45:28 EDT (#)
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My mom has a thyroid disorder. It makes her skinny.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:38:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:26:17 EDT (#)
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I love watching fat people eat. It is a mixture of disgust and fascination you can't beat it. Talk to them and invariably their weight is due to genetics - a thyroid disorder or bad heart. Never the fact they have 2 big Macs and a large fries in front of them.
Fat people breed fat kids.
Meatball subs are to die for.
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hey, be fucking nice. Anyone who CLAIMS that their weight is a function of some disorder is an asshole. I am a fatass because I love booze and work in an office and dont have time for the gym and eat wrong. That disorder shit is crap, anyone who really DOES have a disorder doesnt go around claiming it all the goddamn time.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:32:19 EDT (#)
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I dunno. 1300 calories sure seems like an awful lot for a burrito. Even if you are active.
Too much fat too.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:32:12 EDT (#)
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mcdonalds is good, you have mezmerized me into wanting more now.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:29:09 EDT (#)
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Forgot to rate.
I actually know a lot of fat asses who pig out at McDonalds, but even it out wiht a diet coke...
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:28:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:20:56 EDT (#)
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McDonald's owns Chipotle, or at least they used to and now just have lots of stock in it. Does anyone know for sure? Bueller?
THAT should tell people to stay away from them.
There is no fucking reason on Earth why anyone needs to eat a 2000 calorie burrito!
Obscene is what it is.
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A fully loaded burrito there is only around 1300 calories. With no rice it is 1000. That is a perfectly reasonable lunch if you are active.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:27:55 EDT (#)
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posted nowhere in the store,had to find it online.
calories 1255
cal. from fat 417
total fat 47g
Sweet Christmas!
What have I done??
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:26:17 EDT (#)
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I love watching fat people eat. It is a mixture of disgust and fascination you can't beat it. Talk to them and invariably their weight is due to genetics - a thyroid disorder or bad heart. Never the fact they have 2 big Macs and a large fries in front of them.
Fat people breed fat kids.
Meatball subs are to die for.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:24:16 EDT (#)
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kjji
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:24:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:24:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:14:30 EDT (#)
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Here's a crazy thought ... eat only half of your two thousand calorie burito, and save the other half for later. Jesus christ, America.
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But you need calories to convert into PURE STEEL MUSCLE
Eat the whole thing. You only live once.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:23:54 EDT (#)
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I chased a fat bastard in a motorized wheelchair down the sidewalk with a shovel full of dogshit that his Lab had just deposited on my office lawn.
The look on the dogs face was precious.
Those fat bastards can really move out when the battery is charged up and a large dog is pulling hard. MUSH!!!
moral? Eat the burrito and have regular coke, at least you are aware of what you're eating.
Fat bastards blame the food, or their childhood, or their genes etc..
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:22:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:22:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:21:19 EDT (#)
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The Mexican place I go to is run by Chinese people. No, I'm not joking. That's NYC for ya.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:20:56 EDT (#)
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McDonald's owns Chipotle, or at least they used to and now just have lots of stock in it. Does anyone know for sure? Bueller?
THAT should tell people to stay away from them.
There is no fucking reason on Earth why anyone needs to eat a 2000 calorie burrito!
Obscene is what it is.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:16:33 EDT (#)
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I like subway, diet coke is manky and I'm not getting any..... younger
Lifes' a bitch and then you die...
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:16:29 EDT (#)
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I WANT A MEXICAN...RADIO.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:14:30 EDT (#)
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Here's a crazy thought ... eat only half of your two thousand calorie burito, and save the other half for later. Jesus christ, America.