This was worth coming back to share. (1175 hits)
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Submitted by coley (View user info) at 2007-09-24 20:57:14 EDT
And if this doesn't work, well then you'll all wonder about the underwear and testicles.
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-12 16:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Another reason my wife will never let me back in the kitchen. :(
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-11-11 18:58:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, I never left because I was never here. Sometimes I'm just around more than others.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-11-11 13:42:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
why would you use the word willy in a news article? obviously something owned by Robert Murdoch.
Coley you have left Ubersite...so has anyone of any worth.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-26 17:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Jesus, shut the fuck up, Orgasmo.
You're embarrassing yourself.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-26 17:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um, Lishy's totally Funsac.
I'm Funwang.
No wait. Funnillatio.
No, wait. Funnillati-O.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-26 04:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmmm, The guniea pig story.... Hundreds of men jealous?
I pity any man who becomes aroused by the thought of shagging 24 guinea pigs....
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-26 03:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah well your babies will look like goblins with big boobs , you better change your routine. What you need is an Englishmen with bulging eyes and pursed lips oh and with a penis on his shoulder.
You see he's been practicing alot recently to get his technique juuuuust right to counteract your orc imbalance.
In U.S. and A. they treat horses like we in Kazakhstan treat our women. They feed them two times a day. They have them sleep on straw in a small box. And for entertainment, they make them jump over fences while being whipped.
Booyakasha, can we see the muff please?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-09-26 00:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've got a very serious, very important theory on babymaking.
I figure that raising babies is a very serious, very important job.
I feel that you can only do a good job of raising said babies at which time whilst upon you are well practiced at making them.
Therefore, my theory is that you best ought to practice making babies and get very, very good at that before actually producing said babies.
Word.
And OMan: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNSACK.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-09-25 23:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
because I never come and visit anymore, and you still still remind me of my baby mama.
for real....we could make some good lookin' babies.
simon says...impregnate!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-25 17:35:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funbags.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-09-25 12:23:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-25 12:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahaha - these are great!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-25 12:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-25 10:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-25 10:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The last one should make Oathmeal happy - proof that a 6 centimeter "bullet" can, in fact, bring a woman to orgasm. You just gotta keep tryin' buddy!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-25 09:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-25 08:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Three words: ouch, ouch, DAYAMN
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-09-25 08:30:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good to see you back. LOVE the "willy" article
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-25 06:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There is a version of Passion Pants that has a wireless remote control for the vibe. Do with this knowledge what you will.
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-09-25 06:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The scene in Euro Trip where the kids go to the nude beach really messed with me. It was, perhaps, the highest concentration of tanned dick and sack this side of an Ethiopian hoedown. And most were shaved. What the fuck is wrong with European men? It's not like gals are saying, "Man, I'd go with that guy if only I could see more of his burnt penis."
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-25 03:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-25 03:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, okay then.
Happy, happy guinea pig...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-25 03:24:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-25 03:18:40 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111889
Me waiting for you!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-25 03:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhh Coley, the first person I ever stalked on here, always have a fond place in my heart. Hows the spanish coming on? And I dont mean your bell boy Juan.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-25 03:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-25 02:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*nods*
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-25 02:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I only read the bitten willy one.
Things that make you go "ouch".
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-09-25 01:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PS this shit was email forwards from my mom.
I <3 my mom.
the only other forwards she sent this week were shirtless firefighters.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-09-25 01:28:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BAHAHAHHA
HAHAHA
HA
Rad!
I totally forgot I was on the phone with you on new year's when the girl in the zebra pants was most likely going down on the guy in the glow in the dark paint.
And I laughed.
And maybe peed in a parking lot.
Good times, that 06-07.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry about last new years when I tried to convince you the best course of action would be for you and all your friends to put out for me at the same time. I can see now how insensitive that was for me; especially since I wasn't planning on putting forth any effort in the first place.
Def good times.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it was weird.
when we passed each other on the responsibility/party person continuum, I waved, but you didn't put your bud light down long enough before I became a teetotaler.
good times.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-24 23:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Needs more tits.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-09-24 23:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Imagine the shock of seeing your manhood stuck between wooden slats. I think I would cry...
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-09-24 23:10:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hello, my lovelies.
The surgery went fantastically. I'm almost officially a woman.
Haven't missed much, eh?
Sadness.
I'm pretty sure 3 of the 4 were some silly britlike foreign papers. And that one? Croatia or something.
Ha. beachballs.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-24 22:39:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-24 22:21:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-24 22:11:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-24 21:12:53 EDT (#)
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<3
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-09-24 22:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-24 21:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome back, guy I've never heard of.
I love that song.
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It's funny because this person thinks you're a guy.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-24 21:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You haven't missed much. Apparently, we really suck.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-24 21:41:15 EDT (#)
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Coleyo, why you leave?
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-09-24 21:41:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Nyrea (user info) at 2007-09-24 21:30:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-24 21:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hello thar you
What kind of newspaper uses the word "willy?" obviously something owned by asshole extraordinaire Rupert Murdoch.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-24 21:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-24 21:08:19 EDT (#)
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.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-24 21:08:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-09-24 21:07:28 EDT (#)
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did the surgery go well?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-24 21:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome back, guy I've never heard of.
I love that song.