Camwhore Bonanza! (3255 hits)
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Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2007-09-24 23:41:59 EDT
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 07:12:12 EST (#)
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See my original reiew of this? +2 you're a peach?
That has nothing to do with the fact that when you open your mouth a whole bunch of stupid comes pouring out.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-22 07:01:53 EST (#)
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You're pretty, but you know that.
What you possibly don't know is that you look a lot like one of Merlina's camwhores in some of those pictures.
What you probably don't know is that it seems like you are losing your mind and doing some sort of "Uber self-destruct".
What you definitely don't know is that I would be quite happy to take mescaline with you on an island.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-11-22 06:26:59 EST (#)
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definitely a back door candidate
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:04:29 EST (#)
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<3 you
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-23 12:14:31 EDT (#)
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Make that "top left".
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-23 12:14:20 EDT (#)
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I think I see your nipple in the first picture, top right.
It's calling to Shlongy..."suck me...suck me HARD!".
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-14 12:41:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-09-25 07:29:07 EDT (#)
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Green shirt, right side, third one down is my favorite.
thats because she looks like Lisa there, you should go back to Dr. Finklestein to work through your issues old bean.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-14 06:04:28 EDT (#)
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AND mexicans.
yes indeed
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:14:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-09-25 07:29:07 EDT (#)
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Green shirt, right side, third one down is my favorite.
Oh who am I kidding, they're all awesome.
Submitted by Antil (user info) at 2007-09-29 14:47:04 EDT (#)
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Green is your colour.
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-09-29 14:12:39 EDT (#)
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I can't decide if you're hot or not...wait, definitely not.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2007-09-29 13:00:17 EDT (#)
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Good lord, don't make me come back to show you newbies how this is done.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2007-09-27 19:50:17 EDT (#)
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You appear to be capable of inflicting much pain.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:53:14 EDT (#)
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The last time a girl looked at me the way you look in that very bottom picture... she bit me square in the jugular.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-09-27 12:05:52 EDT (#)
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+2 camwhores!
I love a good montage.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:08:47 EDT (#)
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One word:
Rhinoplasty
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:08:40 EDT (#)
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This is how you do it, toots.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111998
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-09-27 00:07:22 EDT (#)
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That first picture of you makes me want to twist your nipples.
And not in the sexy kind of way either, I really want to remove them.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-09-26 22:11:13 EDT (#)
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That's too bad, Indo, I was hoping we could make white trash babies together. Can't you just see it now? You knock me up in a Wal-Mart parking lot, we get married in flannel at a tractor pull show, I drink three beers a day during my pregnancy and give birth to our Down's baby, Billy Joe Bob. Then we raise him real good, and by that I mean we let him grow a ponytail, live off of Rally Burgers, play with guns, love Jesus and hate black people, Jews, AND Mexicans!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-09-26 17:28:57 EDT (#)
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Marge: You don't have to join a freak show just because the
opportunity came along.
Homer: You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different
people.
Homerpalooza
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-26 17:22:34 EDT (#)
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what makes us think we want to see pictures of you
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-26 16:56:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-26 12:44:53 EDT (#)
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i didn't read all those reviews.
someone just let me know if kaos_king stopped by yet to pull her pigtails so she'd know he had a crush on her.
or have you two finally had a grunt filled, sweaty, (extremely)short fuck session and moved on?
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HarHar Scourge.
This might all actually be amusing if it wasn't so creepy.
We all DO realize that this is some alter who's stolen a bunch of Lisa pics and posted them here, right???
I mean, read the "reviews" left by netimportant. That's not Lisa. I may not care for the chick, but she's hell of a lot more witty than this.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-26 12:44:53 EDT (#)
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i didn't read all those reviews.
someone just let me know if kaos_king stopped by yet to pull her pigtails so she'd know he had a crush on her.
or have you two finally had a grunt filled, sweaty, (extremely)short fuck session and moved on?
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2007-09-26 12:36:34 EDT (#)
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alright then
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-09-26 11:00:25 EDT (#)
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Your nose is too big, your chin is very pointy, you don't appear to have boobs, and in some of the pictures your eyes make it look like you suffer from down syndrome.
But at least you aren't fat.
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-26 08:01:30 EDT (#)
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gauze..
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-26 06:56:48 EDT (#)
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Ok then...
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-09-26 06:33:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-09-25 21:43:50 EDT (#)
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an overweight,*melancholy,Celine Dion
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You're an idiot.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-09-26 02:44:44 EDT (#)
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holy shit my future baby mama is back. whats up lady?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-09-25 23:34:25 EDT (#)
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every friend you cut out of the photos looks hotter than you.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-25 22:33:18 EDT (#)
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Something about that face screams "vindictive bitch."
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-09-25 21:47:15 EDT (#)
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Wait...what? Are you calling me fat?
Are you calling me CELINE DION??
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-09-25 21:43:50 EDT (#)
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an overweight,*melancholy,Celine Dion
*melancholy = head like a melon, face like a collie!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-25 19:55:15 EDT (#)
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:-)
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-25 19:46:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-25 19:33:35 EDT (#)
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asshole below.
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Fine, I'll be nice.
The picture where you're wearing the green top, standing several feet in front of an archway, with a bag over your shoulder...very wank worthy.
In fact, I just noticed that in the pictures where your bangs are pulled to the side you are rather pretty. However, when you pull your bangs straight back, it's just...bad.
Damn it, I fucked up again.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-09-25 19:37:22 EDT (#)
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Jesus you fucking narcissist it's not all about you.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-25 19:33:35 EDT (#)
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asshole below.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-25 19:06:27 EDT (#)
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Whereas I will admit you are mildly attractive, none of these pictures are good enough to wank to...at least in comparison to what the rest of the internet is offering.
And don't say these aren't here for wanking, there's really no other valid reason for pictures of mildly attractive females to be on the internet, otherwise.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-25 18:52:15 EDT (#)
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I find that I end up with several photos of me in my favorite top on obviously separate occasions, too.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-25 18:50:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-09-25 18:35:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-25 15:31:38 CDT (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-25 15:19:17 EDT (#)
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You have a bitchy face.
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translation: i wish to get your attention through confrontation so maybe i can fuck you
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You mean that doesn't work? Man, I owe Jay Greening a HUGE apology.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-25 17:56:47 EDT (#)
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OMG IT'S LISA!
What's up hotness?
Submitted by Tuxinator (user info) at 2007-09-25 17:34:31 EDT (#)
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HAWT....but not +2 worthy...all you did was take pics and throw them on here.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-25 17:34:26 EDT (#)
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She should really consider taking more pictures while taking a sip of wine.
It helps.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-25 17:03:30 EDT (#)
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don't really see the whole point but.....you take good photos nonetheless
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-25 16:52:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-25 02:45:08 EDT (#)
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You're a peach.
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I could eat a peach for hours...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-25 16:31:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-25 15:19:17 EDT (#)
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You have a bitchy face.
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translation: i wish to get your attention through confrontation so maybe i can fuck you
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-25 16:29:56 EDT (#)
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When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking
monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em,
you'll get back plenty in return.
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa the Beauty Queen
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-25 15:28:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-25 02:44:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-25 02:41:51 EDT (#)
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...yup still cute.
So how long until the next departure/meltdown?
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http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony?r=75
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B-
...at best.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-25 15:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have a bitchy face.
Submitted by BlinkinTurtle (user info) at 2007-09-25 14:55:29 EDT (#)
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Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and
love our family's experienced ... well, not today. You saw what
happened. Oh, Lord, be honest. Are we the most pathetic family in
the universe, or what?
-- Homer Simpson
Bart vs. Thanksgiving
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-09-25 14:10:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're not hideous.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-25 13:48:10 EDT (#)
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Whenever someone asks about my heritage, I tell her to "suck my dick".
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-25 13:46:06 EDT (#)
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I'm Mediterranean, godammit
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-25 13:44:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-25 13:11:04 EDT (#)
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Or that I'm Greek, that usually goes over better.
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Or a sand-nigger, just plain and simple.
there's nothing wrong with not being white you know.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-09-25 13:36:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-25 13:29:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-09-25 13:19:51 EDT (#)
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As for the actual post... which do you think is your best side?
Also this lacks... anything.
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^jealousy
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Indeed. Spot on.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-09-25 13:32:40 EDT (#)
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Do these pics span a long time? You look 40 in some and 14 in others.
Actually, I'm reminded of Amy Sedaris.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-25 13:29:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-09-25 13:19:51 EDT (#)
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As for the actual post... which do you think is your best side?
Also this lacks... anything.
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^jealousy
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-25 13:20:32 EDT (#)
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heh
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-09-25 13:19:51 EDT (#)
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As for the actual post... which do you think is your best side?
Also this lacks... anything.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-25 13:18:39 EDT (#)
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No, more like "greek, and a bit of turkish, possibly some egyptian and assorted other middle eastern ethnicities - stretch out my gaping asshole some more please, sir."
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-25 13:15:15 EDT (#)
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err - wouldn't "greek, and a bit of turkish, possibly some egyptian and assorted other middle eastern ethnicities - stretching even to some mongolian" be more accurate?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-09-25 13:15:04 EDT (#)
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+2 for this. Great movie. MALIBU BARBIE.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-25 13:11:04 EDT (#)
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Whenever someone asks me about my heritage, I tell them "I can not break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, and you will play golf. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They said do not trust the pilgrims. And especially do not trust Sarah Miller. For all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground."
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-25 13:13:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-25 13:11:04 EDT (#)
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Whenever someone asks me about my heritage, I tell them "I can not break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, and you will play golf. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They said do not trust the pilgrims. And especially do not trust Sarah Miller. For all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground."
Or that the filthy Ottoman Turks raped our blue eyed, blonde haired women and murdered our men, hence the dark skin and eyes.
Or that I'm Greek, that usually goes over better.
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Or you just shake your head and splatter their face with hair grease and pull your shirt off to reveal the braided hair growing on your back?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-25 13:11:04 EDT (#)
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Whenever someone asks me about my heritage, I tell them "I can not break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, and you will play golf. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They said do not trust the pilgrims. And especially do not trust Sarah Miller. For all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground."
Or that the filthy Ottoman Turks raped our blue eyed, blonde haired women and murdered our men, hence the dark skin and eyes.
Or that I'm Greek, that usually goes over better.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-25 12:54:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-25 12:49:54 EDT (#)
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they aren't friends, silly.
Co-workers, store clerks, random people who i may exchange a few words with.
I get asked that alot actually.
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normally, when i tell people where i'm from cuz of my northern frog accent they just call me "bleuet" (blueberry) or "cosanguin" (inbred).
the conversation usually ends there. i could always say i have some american indian heritage but that's not exactly something to be proud of up here.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-25 12:50:15 EDT (#)
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apparently, I camwhore all wrong.
just for FTW "Lovely, Miss Lisa"
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-25 12:49:54 EDT (#)
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they aren't friends, silly.
Co-workers, store clerks, random people who i may exchange a few words with.
I get asked that alot actually.
funny thing is i never ask people that.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-25 12:46:59 EDT (#)
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mystia, i wouldn't hang around people who asked me to go a 1000 years back in time to describe my ancestry, just like i don't hang around people who read me my horoscope.
we've had this debate already in the comments of this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/99400
and of course, those hilarious replies: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79381#1698608
in other news, my contract has been terminated and i have to decide where to live in 3 weeks.
any suggestion?
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2007-09-25 12:41:56 EDT (#)
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You're cute.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-25 12:36:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-25 12:25:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-09-25 11:42:21 EDT (#)
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My mom is Italian, Irish, German, and English, and my dad is Irish, Am. Indian, French Canadian, German, and English.
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you could've just said you're of european descent.
don't take it the wrong way but i don't ever believe any american who decorticates his ancestry like that. unless your grand-parents came directly from those places, i think americans (especially sicosemen) like to go back way too far in time to look cosmopolitan.
i'm a white canuck. not a french, american indian, irish, norman, breton...etc
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Caul, it's the way people expect you to answer , atleast where i live anyway. when someone asks me that question, if i answered european, they'd procede to ask me where?
So i have to answer Russian on my fathers side and mostly Irish on my mothers. That's what most people want.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-25 12:31:45 EDT (#)
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i just expected a shorter more concise answer...but thank you anyway.
p.s. har har you're french canadian!
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-09-25 12:28:38 EDT (#)
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I knew you would react that way. You asked, I gave you an answer.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-25 12:25:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-09-25 11:42:21 EDT (#)
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My mom is Italian, Irish, German, and English, and my dad is Irish, Am. Indian, French Canadian, German, and English.
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you could've just said you're of european descent.
don't take it the wrong way but i don't ever believe any american who decorticates his ancestry like that. unless your grand-parents came directly from those places, i think americans (especially sicosemen) like to go back way too far in time to look cosmopolitan.
i'm a white canuck. not a french, american indian, irish, norman, breton...etc
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-09-25 12:17:07 EDT (#)
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Red Wine Good!!
You got guts
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-25 12:01:31 EDT (#)
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hmm.
don't really know her but, still, i just can't see Lisa saying "super cute" about her hair.
i'd bet alter, but shit, what do i know
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-09-25 12:00:53 EDT (#)
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Whoriffic!
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-09-25 11:42:21 EDT (#)
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My mom is Italian, Irish, German, and English, and my dad is Irish, Am. Indian, French Canadian, German, and English.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-25 11:31:22 EDT (#)
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I like the one where you're speaking into the microphone. Pictures that are taken when the person isn't ready for them are the best, because they always seem to capture some interesting quality about that person's face, or something about the moment. The one underneath that one is pretty too.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-09-25 11:26:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-09-24 23:53:08 EDT (#)
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Those pictures look so different from one to the other.
I.E. In some I would bone you silly whilst in others I would not.
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-25 11:24:52 EDT (#)
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You have the strangest, most irregular hairline I have ever seen.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-25 11:24:41 EDT (#)
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I was thinking, particularly in the electric blue dress, you look remarkably like Bonny Langford. Jimmy Hill phoned... he wants his chin back. (Still a peach)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-25 11:23:35 EDT (#)
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so what is your ancestry?
you look mediteranean, like that sand-nigger Method.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-25 11:22:28 EDT (#)
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I'm thinkin' that we should probably go at it doggie style, if you don't object.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-09-25 11:13:19 EDT (#)
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People have told me that multiple times. Uma Thurman looks like an androgynous alien.
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-09-25 11:09:11 EDT (#)
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You look like an older or younger version of Uma Thurman.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-09-25 11:03:20 EDT (#)
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I know what you mean about bangs, Holly. They looked super cute for about a week, and then they started to get that 80s look, so I pinned them back. I don't have the right hair for them.
The non-Anglo nose is a mystery. I think my dad is part Native American, but that wouldn't explain my enormous penis.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-25 10:05:14 EDT (#)
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Quit starin' at me.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-25 09:26:07 EDT (#)
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omg, I logged into Facebook by mistake.
fuck.
wait this isn't Facebook is it?
no, there's the Uber logo up top.
what's going on here?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-25 09:25:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-09-25 07:24:21 EDT (#)
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Way to look 15 in some pics and 50 in others
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-25 09:07:40 EDT (#)
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the only thing i can really think of to sum up lisa is she always seems like a spoiled bitch.
nice fashion sense though.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-25 08:44:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-25 07:50:47 EDT (#)
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That sure is a lot of pictures of yourself.
BUT NO HOLE? What is Uber coming to?
hi
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-25 08:07:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-09-24 23:42:58 EDT (#)
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THAT'S NOT A FOREHEAD, THAT'S A FIVEHEAD
WHO ARE THESE PICTURES OF, SNUFFALOPAGUS?
NICE CHIN JAY LENO OMG
WASH YOUR FACE U GREASY DAGO
YOU AREN'T AS HOT AS YOU THINK YOU ARE!
DO U APPLY MAKEUP W/A PAINTROLLER?/
NICE MYSPACE ANGLE
DO YOU SHOP AT WAL-MART?
UR HAIR SUCKS
LOOSE SOME WAIT
WHERE ARE YOUR BOOBS?
Does that about cover it?
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Almost
you forgot the question about whether or not you've got some African in your bloodline, what with the Tyson nose and all.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-25 07:55:11 EDT (#)
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What Caul said.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-25 07:50:47 EDT (#)
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That sure is a lot of pictures of yourself.
BUT NO HOLE? What is Uber coming to?
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-09-25 07:41:31 EDT (#)
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Wow creepy! Are you from northern texas and do you have a sister?
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-09-25 07:29:07 EDT (#)
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Green shirt, right side, third one down is my favorite.
Oh who am I kidding, they're all awesome.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-09-25 07:24:21 EDT (#)
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Way to look 15 in some pics and 50 in others
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-25 07:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why are you using this account?
"LOOSE SOME WAIT" <------Were you serious with that?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-09-25 07:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I personally find you physically attractive. Physically.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-25 03:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The one where your holding the baby is the best photo of you.
Lisa was probably right, we are degenerates 'Degeneration Uber X'
Never say never again.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-25 03:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Could you BE anymore smiley
bing bong
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-25 03:07:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everybody who counts loves Lisa.
You couldn't live with her though, she's way too highly strung. It'd be like sharing a home with a sexy beehive that is precariously balanced on a game of Buckaroo.
Also I am fairly sure she is already married to a man who owns a gun, although I may be confusing her with someone else.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-25 02:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-25 01:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you look better when you smile with your mouth closed.
you probably sound better that way too.
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That was pretty funny.
You look like my friend's mom in all these pictures. She's pretty. She aged pretty well. My friend, though, is an alcoholic chain smoker stress addict. She's a freshman at Columbia now, and calls my other friend at DePaul almost every day to come out for lunch at a bar where she knows she can use her fake id, and she gets trashed between classes. When I come home, my only options if I want to hang out with her are a) loyola bars, b) depaul bars, or c) columbia bars. She is cute, but she's got those bags forming under her eyes and is starting to wrinkle badly. She's not going to age well at all... but her mom is still cute.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-25 02:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a peach.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-25 02:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-25 02:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...yup still cute.
So how long until the next departure/meltdown?
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-25 02:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...yup still cute.
So how long until the next departure/meltdown?
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-09-25 02:38:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahaha
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2007-09-25 02:08:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Then again, you might have already experienced a similar situation, (or taken a preventative approach). It's difficult to tell which style is most recent. Regardless, I feel comfortable in the belief that you either have not had, or will not have, poofyish bangs.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-25 01:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops. Should have read the reviews. My bad.
Hello. That is all.
*Back to work*
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2007-09-25 01:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Be careful with the bangs. I had them for a couple of years and the transition from "chic" to Cracker Barrel kind of snuck up on me. It's just one of those gradual things that you don't notice until you take the time to look at yourself as though it's not you; probably like wrinkles. I decided to stop living in denial and let them reunite with the rest of my hair. Just thought I'd warn you :)
Anyway, you look great and I really hope that you're doing well!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-09-25 01:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll be honest babydoll, u r a q t
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-25 01:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you look better when you smile with your mouth closed.
you probably sound better that way too.
i kill me.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-25 01:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like an ugly version of Tori Spelling.
I never thought there could be an uglier version of her but here we are.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Meet me at the casbah.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
In the green top photo you look like your 40. Where as yes in some of the others I agree you could pass for 4.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-24 23:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lovely green tunic.
I've not seen these pics of Miss Lisa.
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I am beginning to get so creeped out at how frequently all the women on this website us the word "lovely" to one another. And refer to each other as Miss.
Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Like..... you have an "OLD" look. How old are you? I bet you are not nearly as old as you look. On the bright side, I bet you was able to buy beer when you was like 4 years old. Man that would be cool.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:30:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're cute but...just how old are you anyway? all i can tell is you're between 13 and 27.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish my camwhore could have a theme song: "Supermassive Black Hole" by Muse. It makes me want to striptease for myself in a mirror.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the prettiest camwhores i've ever seen on this site
HERE COME THE CLAWS FROM SELF INDULGED CUNTS!
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You know..remembering the majority of your ratings - your a right bitch! You look horribly innocent in those photos, though beneath that smile is the arrogant bitch underneath I am sure..
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:10:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no I think it's her. An alter knows..
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
+2 cause you're pretty, but... who the fuck are you?
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oh this is gold.
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GIRLFIGHT!
So, did Lisa not mean a word of her last post where she called us all degenerates and claimed she was "ashamed of herself" for coming to ubersite, or is this some catharsis for someone else at her expense?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is this alter actually lisa or some weirdo who found her picture gallery?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I've seen you be nice. Nice comes out when you're engaging someone who hasn't already proved themselves to be an utter moron. You just disqualify them so fast!
generally I'm pretty neutral towards you, but there's a couple really nice smiles in there so have a +1.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
+2 cause you're pretty, but... who the fuck are you?
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oh this is gold.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmm..I was under the impression that you had extremely hairy balls though, from kaelics post? Why no camwhore of that? :(
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm your future lover. Want to make out?
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
+2 cause you're pretty, but... who the fuck are you?
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-09-25 00:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not bitter. I working on being nice.
It's hard.
:(
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-24 23:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So cute, yet so bitter.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 23:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no thanks, I'm fresh for now, but October 13th is my next appointment, let me know
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-09-24 23:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Those pictures look so different from one to the other.
I.E. In some I would bone you silly whilst in others I would not.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-09-24 23:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love you, Method. Let's wax each other.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-24 23:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lovely green tunic.
I've not seen these pics of Miss Lisa.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-24 23:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I LOVE YOU LISA
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-09-24 23:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-09-24 23:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THAT'S NOT A FOREHEAD, THAT'S A FIVEHEAD
WHO ARE THESE PICTURES OF, SNUFFALOPAGUS?
NICE CHIN JAY LENO OMG
WASH YOUR FACE U GREASY DAGO
YOU AREN'T AS HOT AS YOU THINK YOU ARE!
DO U APPLY MAKEUP W/A PAINTROLLER?/
NICE MYSPACE ANGLE
DO YOU SHOP AT WAL-MART?
UR HAIR SUCKS
LOOSE SOME WAIT
WHERE ARE YOUR BOOBS?
Does that about cover it?
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Actually, I was going to ask if you bust boulders with that chin, but yeah, you pretty much nailed it.
I'd still plow you anyway.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-09-24 23:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
JUST KIDDING.
SHOW US YOUR HOLE
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-09-24 23:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-09-24 23:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THAT'S NOT A FOREHEAD, THAT'S A FIVEHEAD
WHO ARE THESE PICTURES OF, SNUFFALOPAGUS?
NICE CHIN JAY LENO OMG
WASH YOUR FACE U GREASY DAGO
YOU AREN'T AS HOT AS YOU THINK YOU ARE!
DO U APPLY MAKEUP W/A PAINTROLLER?/
NICE MYSPACE ANGLE
DO YOU SHOP AT WAL-MART?
UR HAIR SUCKS
LOOSE SOME WAIT
WHERE ARE YOUR BOOBS?
Does that about cover it?