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Dirtypaws Cumshot (NSFW) (2562 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: 0.05 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Fritolay <thefritolay.at.burntmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-01 15:27:08 EDT


Why has no one done this before?

Dirtypaws, I'm sorry. But in many ways I think you deserve this for teasing us by not showing us any tit. Next time, please, biatch, give us the boobs.

Anyway, I'm a sick, horny bastard, although I concede I didn't put in too much time/effort into this so it's not Photoshop'd perfectly. To sum up, blow me. Enjoy.

dirtypawsbyfritolay.jpg (92 kB)

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Submitted by Kichigai (user info) at 2004-04-29 07:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-03-17 14:37:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

cumshots. +20000000000000000000 million points.

Submitted by Illicit_Joe (user info) at 2003-08-25 02:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Um, no...

Submitted by Rivers_Liebig (user info) at 2003-08-05 08:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Yeah.... the photoshopping job was decent, but I think that she's too gorgeous to demean in such a terrible way. She has got nice eyes.

Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-08-05 07:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

She's got nice eyes.

Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-08-05 07:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks, thats good wank material

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-08-01 18:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"although I concede I didn't put in too much time/effort into this"]

REALLY!!!!!! NO FUCKIN WAY!!!! I never would have figured that out if you hadn;t told me. Fucking assclown.

Submitted by Creepo8 (user info) at 2003-08-01 18:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-01 17:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

now THAT'S funny!

Submitted by drunkmonk <xfiles> at 2003-08-01 15:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Dude, rememeber, this chick has a gun...

Submitted by ThePornoGuy (user info) at 2003-08-01 15:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is absolutely phenomenally great. Why did you take it off the front page??

Submitted by sendmehatemail (user info) at 2003-08-01 15:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

you are a bad, bad man... then again so am i for not being compleatly faithful to ubersite in the past months.. but you are a BAD, BAD.. man

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-08-01 15:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

She's armed you know.

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-08-01 15:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

NSFW... i dont know if that works in place of it spelled out.
hm.
funny pic tho.

Submitted by Fritolay (user info) at 2003-08-01 15:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I agree with Razor. This -2 is a symbol of what an asshole I think I am for making this post.

Actually, Really_God, I think Drink_DDT was banned for something like this. For this reason, I will now quickly post something else to knock this off the front page.

Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-08-01 15:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've thought about doing shit like this .... wait a minute .. I have

At least I put up censor stuff.



Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-08-01 15:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

In my opinion, that's taking something way too far.

Submitted by Really_God (user info) at 2003-08-01 15:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LoL dude bart doesnt ban people for saying things like "I SAW THE STUPIDEST N***ERS TODAY! MAN ARE THEY STUPID" or for any of my posts saying that everyone who disagrees with me is an asshole and deserves to be shot in the face. He wont ban you for the pic. It is a good pic though, nice photoshop job.


Submitted by Cymensen (user info) at 2003-08-01 15:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lol, it's done good enough. I think it's hillarious.

Submitted by Fritolay (user info) at 2003-08-01 15:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bart, please don't ban me. Please Bart, don't ban me. Please people, make Bart not ban me.


You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here! Your family is better
than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and
your son like each other, your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt!
You make me sick!

-- Homer Simpson
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