HELP I need your assistants! (1122 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.05 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by locksly (View user info) at 2007-09-26 04:30:04 EDT
Dear Uber,
How are things?
Listen ubersite someone fucked me. Not the good fucking either, where I handover $80 afterwards, but the bad fucking... Please let me explain...
As many of you know I am not a rapper. No. don't protest I am truly not a rapper, BUT many years ago , when Napster was first up and running I saw an opportunity to lay down a track that I had had on my mind all through school, just a little ryhme that I had thought up.
My track was called Lines Oppressed and I did the beat on Fruity Loopz and using Napster sent it to a bunch of my many friends all over the USA (okay 6 people in New Jersey).
I loved my little song, the lyricals might have been poor, my timing may have been off but it was my song damn it.
From start to finish.
Then I forgot about it, Napster shut down, My PC went to microsoft heaven and I never thought about the track again.
THEN 1 week ago I am pumping my little cousins MP3 player and a beat that sound familiar starts playing... hmm where do I know that beat from? Then the lyrics kick in "If I'ma have one life to live I'ma give it all I got".
It took a few seconds to kick in but my little cousin had my song on his MP3, then the words changed and I realised it wasn't my song BUT A FUCKING IMPOSTER What the Fuck?
Immediatley I knew Jay Z or fucking Kanye had stolen my shit. Then I realised how crap the track was to begin with and listened again and it was just some amatuer, plagiarizing my shit.
so I search for the song on the net. the track name in the MP3 is LINES HRRPRESSED, couldn't this fuck spell opppresssed?
and wouldn't you know it no artist name, so I searched the net and I can find heaps of references to 'lines hrrpressed' but nothing about the artist.
What do I do Uber? Someone stole my track and I have a few questions:
1.WHY?
2.Why steal such a crappy song. I would have stolen a dr dre album personally
3. Who made the track Lines Hrrpressed?
Basically there is a guy called Quarters from Brooklyn on myspace and people ask him all the time about the track so I am thinking he knows something about it, another chat room lists the track as Mark Wahlberg , wow! marky mark stoled my shit? awesome.
Seriously uber please help me track down this motherfucker. I'm not that angry, just wondering if they tried to pass it off as their own or not.
Jump on limewire or whatever and check out Lines Hrrpressed. I am getting my track emailed over from an old friend and I'll add it to my myspace so you can compare.,
Does anyone know if I can get any money out of this because I am broke?
PS ..... I heart gingerbread monkeys
Fuck it I'll download the track and pump it on my space and then we will compare.
Help your homie locksly.
User Reviews
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-01-07 04:42:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-13 02:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOCKSLY RETURNETH!
WOOOO!
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-09-29 10:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you need to get a job shiney
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-27 01:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-26 11:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i love gingerbread monkeys too.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-26 10:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
man, at first I thought the title was for realy and I thought 'great fucking title bro' and then i realized that you are one that has been dipped in shit
i fucking hate realizing things
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-26 10:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Irony =
"Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-09-26 04:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't have an assistant, I through her out after she downloaded your crappy song."
haha, call someone out on a word substitution and then do it yourself.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-09-26 10:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hear that brother ali is chad chamley's second cousin. Coincidence they are both from minnesota? I think not. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brother_Ali
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-26 10:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-26 06:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You can't have my assistants. I needs them.
You may, possibly, have some assistance. I'll get back to you on that.
-----------------------
You can't have mine either. And, if its assistance you are looking for, don't bother. No one can help you or this post.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-09-26 10:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Brother Ali
Part of Minneapolis' Rhymesayers collective (alongside Atmosphere, Eyedea & Abilities, and others), Brother Ali is a top-notch emcee with a knack for insightful and thought-provoking lyrics. Inspired by pioneering emcees like Slick Rick and KRS-One, he began rapping at the age of 15. In 2000, he released his cassette-only debut, Rites of Passage, followed by the excellent, critically acclaimed Shadows on the Sun in 2003.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-09-26 07:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
some a nigga some love
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-26 07:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-26 07:07:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-26 07:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-26 06:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You can't have my assistants. I needs them.
You may, possibly, have some assistance. I'll get back to you on that.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-26 06:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dammit, BranDo beat me to it.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-26 06:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You can't have my assistants. I needs them.
You may, possibly, have some assistance. I'll get back to you on that.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-09-26 04:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't have an assistant, I through her out after she downloaded your crappy song.
If you register your work you'd have something to fight for.
G'luck,
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-09-26 04:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Look into "Brother Ali"
Peace.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-09-26 04:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just do like the rest of the niggers and cap the fucker with a Glock.
Oh, and don't forget to describe the shooting to all the homies who'll listen, and make sure you keep the gun.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-26 04:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im afraid you will just have to plan a great big robbery on this cheating rapper. I shall help, I have some cat suits.........oh and face paint.
Respect bro.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-26 07:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-26 06:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You can't have my assistants. I needs them.
You may, possibly, have some assistance. I'll get back to you on that.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-26 06:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dammit, BranDo beat me to it.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-26 06:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You can't have my assistants. I needs them.
You may, possibly, have some assistance. I'll get back to you on that.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-09-26 04:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't have an assistant, I through her out after she downloaded your crappy song.
If you register your work you'd have something to fight for.
G'luck,
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-09-26 04:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Look into "Brother Ali"
Peace.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-09-26 04:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just do like the rest of the niggers and cap the fucker with a Glock.
Oh, and don't forget to describe the shooting to all the homies who'll listen, and make sure you keep the gun.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-26 04:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im afraid you will just have to plan a great big robbery on this cheating rapper. I shall help, I have some cat suits.........oh and face paint.
Respect bro.