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i've got a fucking HARPSICHORD (805 hits)

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Rating: 0.55 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by PapaShandy (View user info) at 2007-09-26 05:09:12 EDT


you stinking low class trailer trash seppos are very impressed by shlongy's dollars and vulgar scotch collection, i know, BUT I'VE GOT A FUCKING HARPSICHORD

A HARPSICHORD

DO YOU HEAR ME????

A FUCKING HARPSICHORD

you probably don't even know what a harpsichord is - it's an instrument that only members of the elite intellectual classes appreciate - but let me tell you how much this fucking harpsichord cost:

$36,000 EUROS

YES, THAT'S RIGHT

EUROS

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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

*been. Sorry, I have a cold.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Well, any news on the harpsichord? I've beed practicing the didge.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-30 15:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

heh

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-09-30 14:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-26 09:13:36 CDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-09-26 08:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-26 07:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Can you play it? I mean, I own a basketball. Doesn't mean it gets any use. I have a digeridoo (key of C). What do you think: "Dueling Banjos" for harpsichord and didge, or maybe theramin? No? Ok, nevermind. Just a thought.

--

amazing you should say that, i'm actually working on a piece for didge and harpsichord (with a long snorkel solo as well)
-------
We should e-jam. ""

e-jamming wit shandy! LOL

this cunt only learned how to change his name on MSN a week ago. Getting him to download MSN took a fucking year and approx 37 instructional emails.



Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-09-27 08:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-09-26 12:55:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Harpsichord? PAH!

I've got a keyboard from Toys 'R' Us which can SOUND like a harpsichord! Want to know how much it cost?

£14 POUNDS

THAT'S RIGHT

POUNDS.

========================
bahahahhaha

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-09-27 04:35:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i need me a glass armonica


i want to play classical gas on it



and iron maiden's "the prowler"

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-27 01:40:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-09-27 00:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You paid 36,000 euros for a fucking harpsichord?? You FUCKING faggot.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-26 19:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd rather have 20 pairs of Christian Louboutins and an Yves St. Laurent crocodile bag... I suppose that's the difference between you and me.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-09-26 19:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Teach me to play.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2007-09-26 18:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Made me smile is right.

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-09-26 17:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

better than a herpes cod I rekkon....

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:55:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Pfft no one cares about your damn cheater cheater pumpkin eater monopoly money. You guys are as bad as those silly awkward Canadians.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

harpsichords are gay

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How very baroque of you.

Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2007-09-26 13:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-09-26 10:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-09-26 09:33:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

but, why? Do you intend to be a harpsicord musician?


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it's more a self-esteem thing
-----
You are a retarded ass... 36000 Euros for a self esteem thing? Tryingh to hook up with a goth chick?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-26 12:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish I had a harpsichord

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-09-26 12:55:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Harpsichord? PAH!

I've got a keyboard from Toys 'R' Us which can SOUND like a harpsichord! Want to know how much it cost?

£14 POUNDS

THAT'S RIGHT

POUNDS.


Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2007-09-26 12:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

seeing that you bought your harpsichord somewhere in Euros.Did you also join these guys
www.harpsichord.org.uk
they have a newsletter, you know

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-26 12:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well, i can certainly appreciate a harpsichord

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-09-26 11:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Play that funky music whiteboy

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-26 11:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

my g-ma had a harpsichord.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-26 10:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No medieval music project can be completed without one.
Used to think it sounded like crap.Now i consider it kick-ass.
That's what classic shit does to white trash.Goddamned.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 10:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-26 10:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-09-26 08:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-26 07:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Can you play it? I mean, I own a basketball. Doesn't mean it gets any use. I have a digeridoo (key of C). What do you think: "Dueling Banjos" for harpsichord and didge, or maybe theramin? No? Ok, nevermind. Just a thought.

--

amazing you should say that, i'm actually working on a piece for didge and harpsichord (with a long snorkel solo as well)
-------
We should e-jam.
======================

Shit...harpsichord would've been a kickass addition to the "Comfortably Numb" project...

I too would like to see a picture of your harpsichord.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-26 10:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What you should have ordered was a harpoon.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-26 10:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-09-26 09:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

HA HA, YOU'VE GOT A HARPSICORD.


You baroque butthead.


Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-26 10:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-09-26 08:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-26 07:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Can you play it? I mean, I own a basketball. Doesn't mean it gets any use. I have a digeridoo (key of C). What do you think: "Dueling Banjos" for harpsichord and didge, or maybe theramin? No? Ok, nevermind. Just a thought.

--

amazing you should say that, i'm actually working on a piece for didge and harpsichord (with a long snorkel solo as well)
-------
We should e-jam.

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-09-26 10:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-09-26 09:33:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

but, why? Do you intend to be a harpsicord musician?


----

it's more a self-esteem thing

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-09-26 09:33:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

but, why? Do you intend to be a harpsicord musician?

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-09-26 09:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome. I've always wanted one, mostly because they sound much cooler than pianos.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-26 09:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No pictures?

Lies.

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-09-26 09:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

HA HA, YOU'VE GOT A HARPSICORD.


You baroque butthead.

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-09-26 08:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-26 07:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Can you play it? I mean, I own a basketball. Doesn't mean it gets any use. I have a digeridoo (key of C). What do you think: "Dueling Banjos" for harpsichord and didge, or maybe theramin? No? Ok, nevermind. Just a thought.

--

amazing you should say that, i'm actually working on a piece for didge and harpsichord (with a long snorkel solo as well)



Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-09-26 08:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-26 08:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Even Tori Amos isn't as dumb of a cunt.

--

typical jealosy

can't afford your own harpsichord, moron?

don't know what a harpsichord is, moron?

(I won't even bother to ask if you can play a harpsichord)

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-09-26 08:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-26 05:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Eagles - Storm this weekend!

WOOT! EAGLES!!!!!!! Beaver for PM!



--

SEA eagles, man, SEA eagles!!!


GO MANLY

Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-26 08:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Even Tori Amos isn't as dumb of a cunt.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-26 07:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

quick, your status is showing

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-26 07:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So, you paid about $5 for a harmonica, but they havn't given it to you yet?

Sounds like you got robbed.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-26 07:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Can you play it? I mean, I own a basketball. Doesn't mean it gets any use. I have a digeridoo (key of C). What do you think: "Dueling Banjos" for harpsichord and didge, or maybe theramin? No? Ok, nevermind. Just a thought.

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-09-26 07:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

$36,000 EUROS ???

€'s that is.

So you don't have it but you already paid for it, cool.

Have fun with it in 2008!

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-09-26 06:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Why would you spunk £20,000 on a FUCKING HARPSICHORD?

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-26 05:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ace. You and Satan can pretend to be the Adams Family.

Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-26 05:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Eagles - Storm this weekend!

WOOT! EAGLES!!!!!!! Beaver for PM!

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-26 05:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Dude, harpsichord +2


I love them, my sister REALLY loves them, drunken me likes your post because it reminds me of someone dear to me.


Woo!

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-09-26 05:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

actually, i haven't got a harpsichord yet

it arrives in about 12 weeks


Homer: The secret ingredient is --

Moe: Homer, no!

Homer: Cough syrup! Nothing but plain, ordinary, over-the-counter
children's cough syrup!

Flaming Moe's