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Wow I hate women. (327 hits)

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Rating: -1.96 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Respek! (View user info) at 2007-09-26 07:08:22 EDT


So theres this girl, and were working on this paper together for a midterm. And she is lik so hot. But i dunno what to do, cuz if I do something, thatll be bad, but if I dont do something, then Ill keep feeling all loserly. So like what do I do. I should totally just play it cool. Wheres skillz when you need em? More like not here is where they are.

Also I hope that I do well cuz Ive been distracted a lot by this girl. And she isnt all that great. But damn.

Anyway, so like also, I hope that she likes hanging out with me, I like hanging out with her, but Im kinda a sobering guy, and a little too down to earth, and so people dont like that, but I have to lie to do anything else.


Anyways uber, you wont help. Not even if I fedex'ed you my cureencies. Thats whats not cool, about you. Anyways, just keeps it rolling up that hill, so thats when you should be talking it.
Theres also a fire. In somewhere. What?


but for serious, like no foolies, I needs helps with this womans. Advice wise.
whatevs.





Imza like serious, this checks all like awesome such..gif (120 kB)

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Submitted by keitsith (user info) at 2007-10-26 09:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-26 07:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Piss on her leg. "

---> Piss in her mouth !!

ALMOST -2 !!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-27 06:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Mt Gran, who is regitered blind, enjoyed reading the cartoon.


Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-27 06:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-09-26 07:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

C&H is usually enough to get a positive rating but you even managed to fuck that up

Submitted by DancingOtter (user info) at 2007-09-27 05:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2die

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-09-27 05:34:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Even though it really did suck.

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-09-27 05:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I'm not letting this have a perfect -2.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-26 08:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I bet you have made your ken doll into an Em doll :(

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-26 07:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't lie, Em.
You know you're as androgynous as a Ken doll.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-26 07:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I have women troubles and I dont get it because i thought I had a penis :(

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-09-26 07:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Uh, the site you want is myspace cocksucker.

I'll play you at "bleach drinking"...

You go first yeah?

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-09-26 07:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

C&H is usually enough to get a positive rating but you even managed to fuck that up.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-26 07:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll bet $5 that wow they hate you too.

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-26 07:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Why, dude?!?
-2 for you.
I'd say do better next time, but from what little I've seen of your posting history, I seriously doubt that you will.
...
Eat Flaming Death.

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-09-26 07:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

YMCA

Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-26 07:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-26 07:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

crush her with your giant image

Submitted by TheLightOfSpeed (user info) at 2007-09-26 07:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Figure it out yourself. We're not your fucking psychiatrist.

Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-26 07:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Piss on her leg.


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