Since it's such a big fucking deal - here's a list of ALL my alters (1268 hits)
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Submitted by JamOwilly (View user info) at 2007-09-26 14:17:47 EDT
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-27 22:15:59 EDT (#)
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lol @ this halfwit.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-27 21:40:56 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/87380
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:26:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-26 11:40:25 PDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:36:32 EDT (#)
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i poked and you freaked out like a tard
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The story of Oatmeal's uber experience in one easy sentence.
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everybody's doin it - give it a whirl
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:06:43 EDT (#)
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wank
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-27 02:48:48 EDT (#)
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There are other websites?
shhh.
Heathen.
heh. 'dupes'.
Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2007-09-27 02:28:51 EDT (#)
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"alters" is dumb, why dont you all call them "dupes" like every other internet site in the universe
Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2007-09-27 02:26:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-27 02:06:06 EDT (#)
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Ponitless post
But I can't -2 you, because you do make me laugh
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-27 01:37:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-27 01:31:22 EDT (#)
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The list is as long as your dick!
ooooo burn!
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-09-27 00:14:33 EDT (#)
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People like you make people like me pity people in general.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-09-26 22:23:08 EDT (#)
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ppos.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-26 21:21:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-26 16:19:21 EDT (#)
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So Barry Bonds, what do you recommend for building up the upper arms, near the shoulders? Can't do lifting cos of a heart condition, but free weights, pushups, forearm curls, dips, those are all good.
I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE U, ROLE MODEL!
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Well, since you axed me about your lotl, I'll tell you.
'upper arms near the shoulders' could mean one of three muscles - deltoids, biceps or triceps (or all three).
A catch-all for the whole group would be incline push-ups. Just put your feet on something elevated (like my IQ or your bed) and do 4-6 sets of max reps (preferably 12-20 reps) at least twice a week.
Thank me in about 30 days after your friends start saying, "Damn, you look a LOT like that OathMeal guy on ubersite."
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-26 17:08:38 EDT (#)
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Seriously, which one of you people is this?
If you're going to expect me to remember this shit, pick a similar name.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-26 16:53:49 EDT (#)
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cool.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-26 16:19:21 EDT (#)
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So Barry Bonds, what do you recommend for building up the upper arms, near the shoulders? Can't do lifting cos of a heart condition, but free weights, pushups, forearm curls, dips, those are all good.
I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE U, ROLE MODEL!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:52:50 EDT (#)
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You're a douche and I have hot wings. Fucker
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:25:56 EDT (#)
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Literal dipshit below.
Had....nurrrrrrr nurrrrrrrr sarcasm, fucking retard.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:24:50 EDT (#)
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High ratings like yours?
Everything you ever wanted to know about ShapeShifter
User id: 31914
Registered on or around: 2007-08-28 17:33:57 EDT
# Messages posted: 25
# Reviews written: 640
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 842
# Hits: 16537
Average rating of all messages: 0.35
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:13:45 EDT (#)
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No, super human beings have high ratings. Why don't you guys realize that?
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:12:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:10:25 EDT (#)
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You have large muscles, which makes you a superior human being.
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Finally someone who gets it.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:10:25 EDT (#)
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You have large muscles, which makes you a superior human being.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:06:27 EDT (#)
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RR and HBTS will probably be rockin out to Britney though
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:05:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:02:30 EDT (#)
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can we invite drogo, he's the gimp you see.
But yes I would be delighted.
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Absolutely, the more the merrier. Even hurty and RabiedRooster. Maybe even c1ndy, if we can drag her away from her mommy duties.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:02:30 EDT (#)
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can we invite drogo, he's the gimp you see.
But yes I would be delighted.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:01:57 EDT (#)
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HA!
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Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-26 11:41:26 PDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:36:32 EDT (#)
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i poked and you freaked out like a tard
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The story of Oatmeal's uber experience in one easy sentence.
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Now I've FUCKING HAD IT!!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:00:35 EDT (#)
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In other news, EI, I am SO looking you up the next time I am in the UK. Join Merlina, Davros, and the rest of us for a few beers. It'll be grand.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:59:42 EDT (#)
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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:56:30 EDT (#)
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it happens when i wear your white pants too but thats different wet
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:55:30 EDT (#)
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I made myself laugh so hard I wet myself a little. Damn it...why does this always happen when I wear white pants?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:54:32 EDT (#)
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hahah CT made me laugh!! wowowowowow
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:53:34 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA@below
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:50:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:40:48 EDT (#)
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CT gets a cookie.
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WOO-HOO!!!
Is it an oathmeal cookie?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:49:02 EDT (#)
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SHOW ME YOUR HOLE!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:45:23 EDT (#)
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DAmmit, Shlongy.
Get outta my way!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:44:42 EDT (#)
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LIES, below!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:44:35 EDT (#)
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Amazingly enough, this same list could be used as a list of all of Oathmeal's friends, too!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92487
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:44:06 EDT (#)
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i was laughing at empathetic
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:43:20 EDT (#)
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bwahahahahah @ below.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:43:07 EDT (#)
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Fag below.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:42:42 EDT (#)
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Could you maybe, just once, do a post where you are not the subject, you fucking egoist?
Or, y'know, just shut the fuck up.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:41:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:36:19 EDT (#)
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CJ, do you think you could stop sucking my e-cock for just one day?
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But, haven't you heard, Sico?
I loves to suck-a the e-cock.
I do it alla time!
Of course, your man-juice tastes of jealousy.
...
That's cool.
We loves you anyway.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:41:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:40:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:36:32 EDT (#)
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i poked and you freaked out like a tard
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The story of Oatmeal's uber experience in one easy sentence.
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Now I've FUCKING HAD IT!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:41:21 EDT (#)
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i hate the surgeon, he is so boring
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:40:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:40:48 EDT (#)
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CT gets a cookie.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92487
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:36:32 EDT (#)
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i poked and you freaked out like a tard
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The story of Oatmeal's uber experience in one easy sentence.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:39:49 EDT (#)
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Wait, wait...I think I have it figured out...
((MudWhistle = BAMF) && (ShapeShifter = Sico) && (JamOwilly = Oathy)) == MeTHod
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:39:12 EDT (#)
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caustic..
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:38:48 EDT (#)
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i should get off this post, mudwhistle got yanked last time I started exchanging with Tweedledumb and Tweedledipshit here.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:37:44 EDT (#)
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I FREAKED OUT BECAUSE I'M ON STEROIDS DUH SO WOULD ANYONE ELSE
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:37:37 EDT (#)
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Why waste the effort posting this? It's not worth arguing about...just the intarweb, ya know.
But could someone PLEASE straighten out who is who? All I know is that between JamOwilly, ShapeShifter, and MudWhistle, they are really Sico, Oathy, and (maybe?) BAMF...but hell if I can keep it straight. Too many name changes lately...
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:36:32 EDT (#)
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we were never enemies, cuntwaffle
i poked and you freaked out like a tard
that's the long(me) and short(you apparently) of our relationship
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:36:19 EDT (#)
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CJ, do you think you could stop sucking my e-cock for just one day?
Who cares if bart bans me? Who cares if he erases sicosemen account? All that is important in life is ratings, dummy. You are the biggest fucking dork , beyond frankthebear on this site. Shut the fuck up already and get over me.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:35:47 EDT (#)
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THIS is SO gay.
But truth be told i dont think he does have any alters.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:34:25 EDT (#)
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mudwhistle = BAMF
What a FUCKING revelation.
I remember when he and I were intarweb enemeez.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:33:38 EDT (#)
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gay below
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:32:30 EDT (#)
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Oh, and don't think you've been let off the hook, Mr. Sico.
Ubersite is just quivering with anticipation for when Lord Bart smites you with his mighty Digital Finger of Doom...again.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:32:22 EDT (#)
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Let the record show that sicosemen is 1000-0 when sucking on my cock.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:31:44 EDT (#)
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promise.......
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:31:31 EDT (#)
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GODDAMNIT SHLONGY SHUT THE FUCK UP
YOU MAKE ME SO ANFRY
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:30:37 EDT (#)
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Let the record show that oathy is 23-8 when playing me in chess.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:30:09 EDT (#)
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the reviews on this post = gold
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:29:30 EDT (#)
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Correction: In your case, it's a little, tiny-dicked deal.
PS. http://www.ubersite.com/m/111998
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:27:48 EDT (#)
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it's not as though you ignore my posts.
you gleefully -2 them, penis in sock, i'm sure.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:27:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:23:20 EDT (#)
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Ghola, you are such a little fucking bitch.
I seriously want to slap my computer monitor every time I see the letters 'G', 'H', 'L', and 'O' in proximity to each other.
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Still upset she didn't sleep with ya?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:27:23 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/92487
that would be NSFW
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:26:09 EDT (#)
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Hrmph...
We shall see, but I've got my good eye on you.
Y'know, the one that doesn't stare off to my extreme right.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:25:53 EDT (#)
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NURRRRRRRRRRRR GOOD ONE SCOURGE YOU UNORIGINAL, FAT, PASTY FUCK
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:25:12 EDT (#)
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A list of all the reasons I care:
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:24:33 EDT (#)
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CJ - the point is, I don't have any more alters anymore.
The entirety of ubersite weeps for it's loss, I know.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:24:09 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:23:34 EDT (#)
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What Ghola said.
And last I heard, it was Sico causin' the unplesantness.
Why'd you have to go an' do something like this?
Bad 'Roid Ranger!
No growth hormones for you!
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:23:20 EDT (#)
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Ghola, you are such a little fucking bitch.
I seriously want to slap my computer monitor every time I see the letters 'G', 'H', 'L', and 'O' in proximity to each other.
Like, one day I was reading something on the internet and came across the word 'ghostly'. I saw red, kicked a kitten and jumped off the roof.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:23:10 EDT (#)
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Mudwhistle, can you link to that?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:21:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:20:49 EDT (#)
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i did a post of you once with a big black cock in your mouth, i never ever picture you any other way
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:18:54 EDT (#)
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I think all of yours are on fey's page http://www.ubersite.com/m/111896#2532492
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:18:00 EDT (#)
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Bart canned them all, dumbasses.