Song to Story - Takin Retards To The Zoo (1568 hits)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (View user info) at 2007-09-26 14:37:10 EDT
It's a boring day - I've got nothing to do
Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo
It's gotten that bad lately. My girlfriend left me months ago and I haven't had anything to do on the weekends. Thankfully the school has generously allowed me to drive the bus on weekends even though it's only supposed to be used when I'm working.
Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo
Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo
So I decided to take the bus to the retard shelter in the center of town and offer to take some to the zoo with me. Surprisingly, or maybe not so much so, the staff acquiesces and allows me to load the bus up.
Load 'em on a bus just for laughs
Down a winding road stepping on the gas
Down a winding road just daydreaming
Down a winding road with the retards screaming
I get fifteen of them on the bus and look back to look over my new "friends". I laugh as I note that three of them are licking the windows and four are trying to lick their elbows. I throw up a little in my mouth when I notice the kid with his tongue shoved up his right nostril.
Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo
Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo
I slam on the gas and get the bus moving fast. I find the windiest road in the area and just drive, fast and furious, daydreaming the whole time while I ignore the screams coming from behind me as my passengers are thrown from sided to side with each new curve.
One of them blowing a big spit bubble
Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble
Head on collision bodies everywhere
Head on collision retards beware
I start into a curve just as this kid walks up to me and in the rear view mirror I see him blowing an enormous spit bubble right next to my face. I slam on the brakes and can't but chuckle as spit bubble boy flies through the windshield but that's quickly cut off when I see the semi coming straight at me. As the bus collides with the semi I see the bodies of all my retarded friends flying through the air, flying everywhere and I think to myself "retards beware" before death embraces me.
Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo
Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo
User Reviews
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-09-29 03:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, Stuart. LOVE that song!
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They're building landing strips for GAY MARTIANS, I swear to God!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-28 00:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blimey!
hmmm
It's not the same unless C1ndy says it.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-27 23:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-09-27 12:01:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not a chance...competition is too tough today.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-27 08:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
la la leeeeeeeeeeeeee la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
O Crystle, wherefore art thou Crystle?
It's time to get this on #1 heated.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-27 06:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-09-27 06:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
He he he window lickers!!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-09-27 05:05:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
heh
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-27 02:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-27 01:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-26 20:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish it was big lizard in my back yard, I like that song more.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2007-09-26 17:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey man, that's a bitchin' Camaro. +2 Dead Milkmen.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-26 17:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AND
WE
SING
LIFE IS SHIT
LIFE IS SHIT
THE WORLD IS SHIT
THE WORLD IS SHIIIIIT
THIS IS LIFE AS I KNOW IT
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-09-26 17:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:48:44 EDT (#)
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The Dead Milkmen
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-26 17:05:33 EDT (#)
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Mah face at the time of reading this.
:D
You deserve a medal.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-26 16:58:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I should send the editors of "O" a letter. See if I can get a monthly section of that magazine.
I've got some things to say that Oprah fans need to hear.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 16:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hot damn, looks like we managed to jack this up to #4 most heated. That means it's time for me to go home. See y'all tomorrow.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-26 16:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
write it. I'll read rate and camp on it tomorrow.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-26 16:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
woooo more dead milkmen, life is shit, also seemingly appropriate.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 16:34:28 EDT (#)
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maybe they'd be reading Oprah's magazine.... "O"
write it.. I'll read & rate
Submitted by Spuzzum (user info) at 2007-09-26 16:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brings back memories. I've seen the Dead Milkmen twice. Too bad they broke up.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 16:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-26 16:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why do I feel the sudden urge to write something called "Wheelchair Whore Blues?"
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Hey, you write it, I'll record it...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-26 16:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why do I feel the sudden urge to write something called "Wheelchair Whore Blues?"
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-26 16:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*circles*
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 16:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and "O my!"
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 16:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Redbook, love, they read Redbook
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-26 16:22:13 EDT (#)
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Well, you know what they say: "you can't have a circle without an O."
And sometimes I've found you can't have an O without circling. If you're a woman, that is.
You are, obviously. I meant in general.
Not that you're not a woman in general. I meant 'you' as in anyone, then decided to specify females so as not to suggest that men require circling. Some might, I'd imagine. Most men need a washcloth, a vibrating bed, a Sears catalog, a stiff breeze or a memory of Bobbi Jo Kneesox from high school and that time she bent over and you could totally see it all and so you decided to wait until after the big game to tell your friends that you and she had "gone all the way" and to back it up you described the odd birthmark on her upper cheek that you only saw that day because she had to pick up her sister's Trapper Keeper that poor sister in her wheelchair and her glass eye but anyway maybe you're really thinking about doing the sister because really how do you go about sexing up a paralyzed woman I mean it's not like she's going to feel it right I wonder if they even still want to have sex or if they just lay there and let the man go at it like a tiger to a baby dipped in barbeque sauce probably laying on their stomach reading an issue of In Touch or Vogue or maybe the new Cormac McCarthy novel man I wonder if they get headaches from all the rocking back and forth it'd be like trying to read the Bible on a rowboat in the middle of the stormy sea oh hell I've come undone.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 16:14:53 EDT (#)
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judging?
OH NOES!
the circle doesn't seem complete without you..
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-26 16:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SANDY CROTCH! No wonder you're taking your clothes off.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-26 16:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey - How come Orgasmatron hasn't showed up?
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Oh I'm down there. Like a drunk girl digging for worms, like sand in the lining of a bathing suit, like the kid with the big head who's repeated 5th grade 11 times's standardized test scores, like the St. Louis Cardinals, like the dead, dead and gone besides the hair and toenails, remains of the host of Press Your Luck...I'm down there. Somewhere. Waiting. Judging. Taking off my clothes.
Thanks for thinking about me, though. *mwah*
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-26 16:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great .... ANOTHER fucking list I didn't make. I guess my e-penis just went to a 4.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-26 16:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We went to the Philly Pizza Company and ordered some hot tea
The waitress said well NO WE ONLY HAVE IT ICED
So we jumped up on the table and shouted "ANARCHY!"
And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox
It it was "California Dreamin"
So we started screamin
On such a winter's day...
Punk rock girl, you look so wild
Let's have a child, we'll name her Minnie Pearl, just you and me
eat fudge banan swirl, just you and me
we'll travel around the world just you and meeeeeeee
punk rock girl!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 16:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny, usually I'm behind Shlongy...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey - How come Orgasmatron hasn't showed up? Barry - Did you tick him off or something?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:57:04 EDT (#)
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I'm only half-way through wasting my work day.
Even sadder - I'm actually getting work done :-(
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:55:59 EDT (#)
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It's official...I've wasted my whole work day on Uber.
God it's been too long since I've done that.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I lol'd
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
violent femmes, waiting for the bus... funny timing.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh duh, QUIERO is "want"... *smacks forehead*
...this doesn't help my case for not belonging on the short bus, does it?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's Barry then? He said he was in the drivers seat.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's right, bitch. I'm the driver.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:44:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BUT EVERYBODY LOVES A WATER BUFFALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHERE'D WE GET THEM? I DON'T KNOW
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOURS IS FAST AND MINE IS SLOW
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
stop being so silly!!!
..............................................................great honk. You've made me spin off into the world of Veggie tales. Now I want a water buffolo!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
now have psychiatrist by screeching weasle playing... apparently it's old stuff day but I'm enjoying it.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Had. I'm sorry for my substandard work but i only have paint here and can't take the time to work on silly pictures because my desk is very exposed to the world and explaining such silliness would not be easy.
I'm sorry we ran out of room on the bus. I know the kids always get a kick out of you when you go out in public.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Down a winding road just daydreaming
Down a winding road with the retards screaming"
hahaha
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that may be a joke only to those in border states.... you have to read it with the "Speedy Gonzales" accent...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no espanis *shrugs*
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yo quiero
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA HA HA-HA HA, BARRY GOT IN TROUBLE
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
barry, turn around.
See that line about a hundred yards back? Yeah... you crossed it, you drunk short bus driver.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thought tiengo meant "want"...jeez, it's been a long time since I've had to use any Spanish.
Anyways, I wish I had red hair. I want red hair. Redheads have more fun.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:29:34 EDT (#)
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Great fucking song. Poor job on the picture.
Take some pride in your work.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brdn_Nkd = pitchfork in ass.
You know it's comin'.
:(
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:28:22 EDT (#)
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I have your red hair?
maybe my spanish is really rusty.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK ME
My Spanish is incredibly rusty...
That should have read "Yo tiengo su pelo rojo."
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:27:05 EDT (#)
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but I don't wanna
what did i do?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Once again, Brd_Nkd = red, burny place.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yo soy en fuego
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That's more like it.
Me llama su pelo rojo.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin' Shlongy.
Always pissin' in my cheerios.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That old bald guy that cleans up the elephant dung offered you a piece of candy didn't he. then when you sucked on it you found it salty instead of sweet but he told you it'd get better if you just kept working at it so you did until you looked at his face and saw him making funny faces and strange noises and decided that if it was going to get better maybe you just needed to bite through to the good stuff.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
except me. I was in the elephant enclosure.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:21:25 EDT (#)
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Hmmm, I wonder where Jack is.
Everyone knows gingers are retarded. It's that recessive gene, you know.
Or were you all meany-means and leave him behind?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yo soy en fuego
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:17:42 EDT (#)
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...And the reason why I was conspicuously absent was 'cause nobody went to the little boys room.
...
Dammit.
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That's cause we were all in teh little girl's room. Shlongy told us it was a happier place.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes, french
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:18:53 EDT (#)
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That doesn't change the fact that I *STILL* don't know what the hell language it was. French?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:18:27 EDT (#)
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neither do I.
Apparently, I'm a retard, not a nerd. I'm one step up!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:17:42 EDT (#)
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...And the reason why I was conspicuously absent was 'cause nobody went to the little boys room.
...
Dammit.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:17:31 EDT (#)
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feu.
I can't spell in ANY language
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:17:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:16:10 EDT (#)
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je suis en fue aujourd'hui
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Sorry, I don't speak Klingon :(
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:16:24 EDT (#)
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I hope beeb sees that comment and beebs the lot of you.
no trouble here... I succesfully held back the laughter until he left... now my co-worker is looking at me funny but I don't care about him, he should be on that bus.
Sac you may just have to call me and I'll tell you if you have an accent.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
je suis en fue aujourd'hui
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:14:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:10:29 EDT (#)
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EWWWWWWs
MOOOOOOOOOOOMMY! THORNS IS MAKING FUN OF ME!
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Oh, you were talking about your BALLOON? ;)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The worst part of that whole zoo outing was when we all split up and started terrorizing the dolphin exhibit, and all got escorted by security to the detainment center for our parents to pick us up.
They wouldn't believe me when I told them FG was our mom. :( So we ended up going home with Habeeb...and THAT tale is for another post.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ME?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:12:51 EDT (#)
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You all see how Crystle is being extra bicthy today.
You wouldn't think it was possible, but here it is.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:11:10 EDT (#)
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and he keeps calling me Stacy...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:10:29 EDT (#)
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EWWWWWWs
MOOOOOOOOOOOMMY! THORNS IS MAKING FUN OF ME!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:10:11 EDT (#)
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Have we managed to get you in trouble yet, Barry?
If not, let us know, and I'll keep going. :)
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:09:34 EDT (#)
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For the pic alone!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:08:40 EDT (#)
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D A M N !
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:02:31 EDT (#)
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Mine is pink, not red
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Pink, red, brown....as long as it's not crusted over, it's all good. ^_^
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:07:01 EDT (#)
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holy shit... it's taking everything I've got to not laugh right now. my boss is talking to the guy next to me... random laughter would not be welcomed.
carry on please.
sac. will we go down to the shore?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:05:22 EDT (#)
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Yelling "show me your hole!" to every passing female too.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:03:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:59:17 EDT (#)
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Actually I can really picture these four at the zoo. Red balloons tied around their wrists, eating chockomut ice creams.
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It was all fun and games until Shlongy saw the herpetology building, ran in there, and the rest of us had to drag him out of there before he could finish stuffing a python into his pants.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:02:31 EDT (#)
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Mine is pink, not red.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-26 15:02:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:56:57 EDT (#)
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sac, want to get married? Or at least knock boots? any girl who recognizes and embraces the Dead Milkmen has to be somewhat entertaining
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Yes. As long as we can get a Bitchin' Camaro.
Unless you want to consider the fact that while it's not nearly as exagerrated, my 'accent' (I don't have an accent but some people say I do) is pretty close to that of the Dead Milkmen.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:59:17 EDT (#)
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Actually I can really picture these four at the zoo. Red balloons tied around their wrists, eating chockomut ice creams.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:58:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:56:12 EDT (#)
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its only 4 days a week thorny
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I would kill for a 4 day work week...unfortunately, health care IT is a 24x7x365 job...
At least it's been slow during the days lately.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:57:42 EDT (#)
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yes.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:57:01 EDT (#)
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Oh shush, Crystle, and stop trying to get me in trouble! You know I haven't fantasized about FG lately!
Much.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:56:57 EDT (#)
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sac, want to get married? Or at least knock boots? any girl who recognizes and embraces the Dead Milkmen has to be somewhat entertaining
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:56:41 EDT (#)
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Can I come over after school?
Can we hang out by the pool?
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:56:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:56:12 EDT (#)
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its only 4 days a week thorny
of course I say that in a feeble attempt to make myself feel better.
oh well, they pay the gas and tolls and the monthly oil changes
up at 4 on the road by 5 in the office around 6:30 leave by 3 and picking up the kids by 5 or shortly there after
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:54:14 EDT (#)
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eh - barry, you're SO behind the times. I don't do the complaining anymore.
I have people that do that for me.
reference Steak's post.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:54:08 EDT (#)
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Comedy.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:54:04 EDT (#)
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Oh you bicth
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:54:01 EDT (#)
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Because we know Shlongy's ALWAYS the catcher.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:53:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:52:37 EDT (#)
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Funny, usually I'm behind Shlongy...
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No worries, I'm pinch-hitting for you this time. ;)
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:53:27 EDT (#)
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she's got it going on....
0:-)
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:53:25 EDT (#)
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that's what she gets for complaing about not making lists.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:52:37 EDT (#)
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Funny, usually I'm behind Shlongy...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:52:23 EDT (#)
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Now stop that!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:48:50 EDT (#)
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See now, I'd much rather come hang out with this bunch of tards as opposed to the others but alas...its 3 o'clock just about and i'm going to have to make the 86 mile trek home.
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86 miles for a commute? Good god...you should get yourself a plane, or at least a helicopter.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stacy's mom BELOW below below..
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:52:01 EDT (#)
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WHO ME?!?!
I don't do that.
Stacy's mom below
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was THIS CLOSE to using an excerpt from this song as my intro to the UGR hub this round.
An excerpt from any given weekend in my life:
We went to the Philly Pizza Company and ordered some hot tea
The waitress said well NO WE ONLY HAVE IT ICED
So we jumped up on the table and shouted "ANARCHY!"
And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox
It it was "California Dreamin"
So we started screamin
On such a winter's day...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh. I forgot about the directory pics.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
+2 for putting Crystle on the bus!
YO CRYS! YOU'RE ON THE RETARD BUS! BWAHAHAHAHAHA
That's what you get for egging people on to call me old.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why O? well, I've included ghola and scourge in some of my past tom foolery and thought why the fuck not? no spectacular reason.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See now, I'd much rather come hang out with this bunch of tards as opposed to the others but alas...its 3 o'clock just about and i'm going to have to make the 86 mile trek home.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Dead Milkmen
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why Orgasmatron, if I may ask? He's a poet laureate, surely not deserving of the short bus stigma...
Alternatively, my vote would have been for Fat Tony, or maybe one of Bart's goofier candids.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
pretty sure I grabbed it out of uberdirectory crystle... not releasing any pictures you've sent me.... all the drooling retards on this site would die if they saw those. ;)
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nope, no it hasn't.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thorns that would have required more effort than i was prepared to put forth but had I remembered it I might have gone after it.
haha crystle
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and err - I'm not sure that camwhore has been on uber before.... hold on, I'magocheck
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, that is me in the back of the bus.
No, I don't know the song.
AT least I was smart enough to be near the emergency exit. You know Barry only got to be the driver because he had been riding the bus the longest.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not sure how I feel about being on the short bus, but +2000000 for NOT using my original o-face camwhore...although, that certainly would have been fitting for the retard short bus. :)
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this happened to be the song playing on my ipod when I decided i should post something today.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that is funny shlong especially since you're in the bus. Crystle, do you know the song? Did you ever sing along with shlong?
hmmmm.... that could actually be a wholly different question than what I intended but I'll let it stand.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You...are one twisted fuck.
+2 for you.
...
You do realize that there is now a special high-chair in the burny place for you, right?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not familiar with the song, but any post I'm in gets an automatic +2. Them's the rules.
...is that Crystle next to me?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
rhymes with Zoo
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And there I was, making a short bus joke without even seeing the picture.
I am brilliant.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is the result of boredom by the way. some days are better than others... this is just what you get today. I'm bored so I'll put something together but not SOOO bored that I'll put forth a great deal of effort.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WAIT a second....I didn't see the picture.
That's OUTSTANDING.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
while there are many great Dead Milkmen songs one of my favorites is Stuart.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Probably in my Top 2 Dead Milkmen efforts.
I know all the words.
we used to sing it in the back of the short bus.
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
suture..