I am unappreciated in my own time, (535 hits)
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Submitted by Respek! (View user info) at 2007-09-26 21:03:36 EDT
Notice how my work never stays on the front page for very long? It's because im better than all of you. Maybe you can't see it now, but fifty years from now, when shlongy is dead and ubersite has become ubercity, I will be memorialized in a church somewhere, probably as "Saint Respek!"
Yeah, you know its true you anemic monkeys.
Anyway, I'm here to contribute another slice of genius to the annals of history. Gear up! LZ is hot!
A Parade of retards:
Do you like cake? I thought so, because you see, cake is delicious, and if you hate what's delicious, then you belong in a parade. How about cuddles? Do you like cuddles? If you don't then you deserve to be in a parade too. Are you a buisness major? If you are, then you desreve to be in a parade. How about monkey fetishes, do you have monkey fetishes? If you do then you're probably a buisness major.
Every year we should have a parade. The parade would be very festive. Festive in a celebratory sense. That's because every year that parade will be full of people that deserve to be in a parade. If you know what I mean. The parade would start at every buisness school of every university nation wide, and end in the grand canyon. And then A fireworks display would go off, with one big firework. It would so festive, many people will shit their pants from awe.
And then the country wouldn't need a parade for a another year, until the next generation of people comes into the working world. THen we would need another parade. It would be so festive.
The end.
User Reviews
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I get the feeling you are pretty bored today
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No. Death from boredom.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Probably killed due to hole suffocation
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I predict Shlongy will be dead in less than 20 years.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-27 06:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IM YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN!! I await a camwhore with baited breath.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-27 03:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, okay.
I laughed at the picture, but the rest was pretty asinine.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-27 03:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-27 02:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha ha ha
+2 for the picture with the prongs as a hand..
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-27 01:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-27 00:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
well it must be pity because this is pretty stupid
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-09-26 23:02:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is the best reviewed thing I have ever posted...
OMGWTF :O
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-09-26 22:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is better than "the stand" cause it happens once a year.
you could call it marty foie gras....or fillin up the canyun
one big firework....booooom....oooooo...ahhhhhhhh
Submitted by baronMunchausen (user info) at 2007-09-26 21:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was incredibly confused but I was interested until it was over.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-26 21:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I already called for a parade.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-09-26 21:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Your so incredibly random... Though I'm sure you know this.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-26 21:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to throw rotten eggs at that parade.
Hey! Retards need to eat too, motherfuckers.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-26 21:06:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe
Resilient little 'gloid ain't ya.
You've won me over.