Scientology? PAH! Over imaginative science fiction, Or a credible religion? (650 hits)
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Submitted by Attack.Of.The.Chicken.Kiev (View user info) at 2007-09-27 04:08:10 EDT
This has come on the back of me hearing that 'allegedly' Tom Cruise is building a 5 milliom dollar alien-proof shelter.... So this is what they REALLY believe happened in the world? What toss. Well, if there are any scientologists here, I pity you, go back to the fucking enterprise.
75 million years ago, there was an alien galactic ruler named Xenu who was in charge of 76 planets in our sector of the galaxy, including planet Earth, whose name at that time was Teegeeack.
All of the planets Xenu controlled were over-populated by, on average, 178 billion people. Social problems dictated that Xenu rid his sector of the galaxy of this overpopulation problem, so he developed a plan.
Xenu sent out Tax Audit demands to all these billions of people.
As each one entered the audit centers for the income tax inspections, the people were seized, held down and injected with a mixture of alcohol and glycol, and frozen. Then, all 13.5 trillion of these frozen people were put into spaceships that looked exactly like DC8 airplanes, except that the spaceships had rocket engines instead of propellers.
Xenu's entire fleet of DC8-like spaceships then flew to planet Earth, where the frozen people were dumped in and around volcanoes in the Canary Islands and the Hawaiian Islands. When Xenu's Air Force had finished dumping the bodies into the volcanoes, hydrogen bombs were dropped into the volcanoes and the frozen space aliens were destroyed.
However, Xenu's plan involved setting up electronic traps in Teegeeack's atmosphere which were designed to trap the souls or spirits of the dead space aliens. When the 13.5 trillion spirits were being blown around on the nuclear winds, the electronic traps worked like a charm and captured all the souls in the electronic, sticky fly-paper like traps.
The spirits of the aliens were then taken to huge multiplex cinemas that Xenu had previously instructed his forces to build on Teegeeack. In these movie theaters the spirits had to spend many days watching special 3-D movies, the purpose of which was twofold: 1) to implant into these spirits a false reality, i.e. the reality that WOGS (Hubbard's derisory term for anyone not a Scientologists) know on Earth today; and, 2) to control these spirits for all eternity so that they could never cause trouble for Xenu in this sector of the Galaxy. During these films, many false pictures were implanted into these spirits, which resulted in the spirits believing in all the things that control mankind on Earth today, including religion. The concept of religion, including God, Christ, Mohammed, Moses etc., were all an implanted false reality that to this very minute is used to control WOGS on Earth.
When the films ended and the souls left the cinema, they started to stick together in clusters of a few thousand and remained that way until mankind began to inhabit the Earth. Today on Earth all the spirits of these aliens have attached themselves to our bodies and are the root cause of the false reality that all but Scientology's "Homo Novis" or OT 8's on earth experience. It is the job of all Scientologists to remove this false reality from the world by auditing each and every space alien spirit and human on earth to CLEAR not only this planet but the universe. For those who oppose Scientology and stand in their way like the Lisa McPherson Trust and all Scientology critics, Scientology promises to do away with them "quietly and without sorrow".
We have calculated that on average, each person on planet earth has 2,209 of these Body Thetans (BT's for short), Hubbard's term for the alien spirits, attached to you causing you and all mankind to be constrained by Xenu's false reality. The average cost for Scientology to OT 8 is a mere USD 360,000, meaning that each BT only costs USD 163 to clear. Now that is a bargain if there ever was one.
Hubbard never said the overall cost to the planet would be cheap, but let's examine it. The planetary cost equation is as follows: 13.5 trillion spirits times USD 163 equals a mere USD 2,205,000,000,000,000.
Just think about it -- USD 2.2 quadrillion -- WOW!, that's enough to keep Rear Admiral Miscavige, the current head of Scientology and Marty, his number two, in casino chips for a long time.
To finish the story, the Loyal Officers of the Marcab Confederation finally discovered how evil Xenu was and overthrew him. He is now locked away in a mountain on one of the planets and kept in by a force-field powered by an eternal battery. Several of Xenu's relatives can often be found on the internet newsgroup called alt.religion.scientology or ARS for short battling Scientology daily.
Many Scientologists who have left from the highest levels of Scientology have told us that they have sat in a room at Scientology's Sandcastle building in Clearwater, Florida for 5-7 hours per day for up to 10 years, holding two asparagus cans together, attached to a primitive lie detector, talking all day to these dead space aliens. And guess what? You'll never ever finish talking to dead space aliens until you leave Scientology.
We are repeating this story to in the interest of full disclosure. If you become involved with Scientology we want you to do so with your eyes open and fully aware of the sort of material it contains.
And, if you're in Scientology you should know how you will be spending the rest of your life.
If you need to know more about Scientology, start at the following web sites: http://www.lisatrust.net/ and http://www.xenu.net/ We do not object to anyone, Scientologists included, believing in alien cosmologies and practicing their truly held beliefs. In fact, the core beliefs of Scientology discussed above are a very colorful addition to the richness of the tapestry of beliefs held by mankind in the "spiritual" realm.
We do have at least two problems, however, with Scientology's deception about its alien space opera-- First, Scientology lies when it says that it is compatible with all other religious beliefs. It cannot be and is not compatible with ANY religious belief since it clearly teaches that all religion is an implanted false reality. In fact, any other religious belief by a Scientologist is not even tolerated. Talk about your faith in Christ or about prayer in an auditing session and off to the Ethics Officer you will go for some PTS ("Potential Trouble Source") handling because you are indulging in "other practices". OT3, the level when a Scientologist learns about the alien cosmology and that religion is an implanted false reality, obviously ends any possibility of further illusion that Scientology can be compatible with ANY religious belief.
Second, Scientology keeps its alien cosmology a secret for financial reasons. A Scientologist is required to go through a gradual progression of expensive steps before they are allowed to learn about the alien cosmology. They are told if they learn about it prematurely, it will create a life threatening situation -- it will give them pneumonia and they might die. We know of no reports of anyone ever getting pneumonia, much less dying from exposure to Xenu and the alien story. Hiding the truth about these alien beliefs serves several functions, including, a) recruitment -- who would join if they were told about the alien beliefs up front; b) money -- holding back the information buys time to collect more money from a recruit before the colorful information is revealed; c) control -- holding back the information allows Scientology to use the "tech" to indoctrinate and induce a person not to bolt when they do hear the alien story.
This entire cover-up of this alien cosmology in Scientology is all about deception, lies and money.
The Lisa McPherson Trust's mission is to expose the abusive and deceptive practices of Scientology and help those who have been victimized by it. Clearly, the deception and lies surrounding the alien cosmology is something we must stand up against. Let me make this clear: it is not the alien cosmology itself that we object to; it is the deception and lies surrounding it.
We are all well aware that Hubbard wrote all the policies used by Scientology management today which are at the heart of the entire war that Scientology has declared on its critics. Hubbard wrote the Manual of Dissemination, for example, in which he instructed his followers that the purpose of a lawsuit is to harass, not to win. He also wrote the Manual of Justice, in which he says that a reporter who dares to write anything critical about Scientology should be harassed and intimidated until he shudders into silence. He also wrote Attacks on Scientology, Additional Policy Letter, in which he details how to destroy the reputation of anyone who is critical of Scientology. There are many, many others, including the most vile of Hubbard's policies, the "Fair Game" policy which has been in continuous use by Scientology since it was written in 1967. Current management is revising these Hubbard policies for the reprints of the OEC and Tech volumes for legal and PR reasons, because Miscavige and his lawyers don't want the public to know how rabidly insane and vindictive Hubbard really was.
But these are Hubbard policies, without any doubt. Current management continues to apply the original versions of these directives, but do not delude yourself that it was anyone but L.
Ron Hubbard who wrote them.
We have spent many hours with former Scientologists all over the world and have never hid our feelings about Hubbard. To politely summarize those feelings, we think Hubbard was a sinister con man and believe that the vast majority of people who know anything about him share this view. The point here is that while Miscavige may be seen as a monster, he is merely a proxy for carrying out the evil policies of L. Ron Hubbard. Miscavige is definitely not "misapplying" the evil parts of Hubbard's tech -- we believe he is using them just as Hubbard intended.
Further, we believe the creed of Scientology has many noble elements to it but think the creed is a fraud because Scientology and most Scientologists do not act in accordance with their creed.
The creed is pure PR and Scientology and most Scientologists are hypocrites. A simple example of this hypocrisy is that their creed says that all men have an inalienable right to free speech yet in practice that right is only supported by the church when the speech is laudatory of Scientology. Otherwise you are publicly labeled a bigot and hatemonger and the fair game policies are applied against you.
One of the most difficult aspects of recovering from Scientology seems to be former members coming to terms with their irresponsibility while they were in Scientology. Over and over we have had ex-Scientologists say to us, "I didn't know about all these bad things going on in the church," only to come back later and admit that they just didn't want to see it. Former Scientologists regret that they had bought into the church's lies so thoroughly that they couldn't see what was going on all around them. Many ex- Scientologists have told us that it was simply a lot easier not to have to take responsibility for these things. But everyone in the church is responsible for what the church is doing.
Remember that Scientology breeds irresponsibility and that Scientologists become addicted to that irresponsibility. What else could happen when throughout your experience in Scientology a) "Engrams" and your reactive mind are the root cause of your problems, b) then it's space aliens (BT's), c) then it's drugged BT's, then sleeping BT's, then unconscious BT's and d) you find that the entirety of the physical universe is a false reality that can be done away with by auditing all the BT's so that you are able to step out of the physical universe and be above matter, energy, space and time. Read Stacy Brooks' auditing post to ARS at http://www.lisatrust.net/Tech.htm, and her post on the family at http://www.lisatrust.net/Family.htm. Then, read the outstanding Cartesian Award winning essay by Erik Snead at http://www.lisatrust.net/literaticontest/contest2000/00erik.html to get an insight into how this addiction to irresponsibility happens.
The above being said, we will defend the right of anyone to practice any truly held belief they choose. As some have chosen Scientology "outside the church" we believe they should begin by publicly renouncing the evil and destructive policies of Hubbard and renounce the church's use of those policies. You see, as long as those policies remain in place, we don't have a lot of confidence that another brand of Scientology would not just become another "Church" of Scientology, if given the opportunity.
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Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2007-09-27 23:13:52 EDT (#)
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The notion that faith in Christ is to be rewarded by an eternity of bliss, while a dependence upon reason, observation, and experience merits everlasting pain, is too absurd for refutation, and can be believed only by that unhappy mixture of insanity and ignorance called 'faith.'
-Robert G. Ingersoll
They [the clergy] believe that any portion of power confided to me, will be exerted in opposition to their schemes. And they beleive rightly: for I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.
- Thomas Jefferson
If the liberties of the American people are ever destroyed, they will fall by the hands of the clergy.
-General Marquis De Lafayette, 1789
I count religion but a childish toy, and hold there is no sin but ignorance.
-Christopher Marlowe
A man is accepted into church for what he believes--and turned out for what he knows.
-Mark Twain
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality.
-George Bernard Shaw
Atheism is the vice of a few intelligent people.
-Voltaire
I do not believe in immortality of the individual, and I consider ethics to be an exclusively human concern with no superhuman authority behind it.
- Albert Einstein
Although I cannot believe that the individual survives the death of his body, feeble souls harbor such thought through fear or ridiculous egotism.
- Albert Einstein
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:39:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-27 06:33:21 PDT (#)
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ok ok wtficb...blah blah and all that.
this post is crap. and this history lesson has been posted a zillion other times,
but i've got to know.
Is this story true? do they really believe that?
let's say I go to wherever scientologists hang out, and I find a random beleiver dude walking around. I grab him and say "Dude! give me a quick overview of your church and all that"
I'm I really going to hear about Xenu and the DC-9's and the volcanos?
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Not until you pay up, first - it costs a LOT of money to become an Operating Thetan.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-27 12:14:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-27 04:48:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-27 04:41:15 EDT (#)
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Every one knows we're really descendants from a race of giant underground gerbils, led by the furless dictator Kron the third.
TRUE.
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FALSE.
The giant volcano 'Shawadawada" on the long forgotten isle of tifflywink exploded on day, leaving a tiny money names alfonso standing there in it's wake of destruction, pink tutu, and a fez he wore.
He started the first world dictatorship, and ordered monkeys to evolve into a more capable being.
THE HOOOOMAN!!!!
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Flying. Spaghetti. Monster.
Submitted by icanbecool (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:03:25 EDT (#)
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Scientology, fake religion created by Ron Hubbard on a bet.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:24:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-27 08:41:07 EDT (#)
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I'm the nicerist.... : )
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Yes I know. You and Emission. And Shlongy.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:03:26 EDT (#)
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I cannot condone attacking Scientologists.
It's just too easy to prey on a psychotic sect.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:33:21 EDT (#)
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ok ok wtficb...blah blah and all that.
this post is crap. and this history lesson has been posted a zillion other times,
but i've got to know.
Is this story true? do they really believe that?
let's say I go to wherever scientologists hang out, and I find a random beleiver dude walking around. I grab him and say "Dude! give me a quick overview of your church and all that"
I'm I really going to hear about Xenu and the DC-9's and the volcanos?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:27:34 EDT (#)
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my ratings never have anything to do with the posts content, unless theres boobs and hole.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:26:21 EDT (#)
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Am I to believe that someone actually read all of this?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:23:13 EDT (#)
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I LOVE EVERY APE I SEE, FROM CHIMPAN-A TO CHIMPAN-ZEE
NO, YOU'LL NEVER MAKE A MONKEY OUT OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:19:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-27 08:41:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-27 08:02:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-27 06:57:22 EDT (#)
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Merlina = not a bad word to say sbout anyone and killer cleavage.
I agree.
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Ahh hey you guys are nice.
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I'm the nicerist.... : )
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-27 08:36:14 EDT (#)
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Whats new pussycat?
Meow... Meee. Owww.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-27 08:02:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-27 06:57:22 EDT (#)
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Merlina = not a bad word to say sbout anyone and killer cleavage.
I agree.
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Ahh hey you guys are nice.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-27 07:53:16 EDT (#)
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Then again I guess if I am the one worrying about the greater number of people then that is more of a problem with me than anything else. I ain't never been much of a fellow for getting things done which is a fairly central part of Having a Good Time in Society. I guess it is sort of like someone saying that animals are better than people and completely ignoring the fact that the animal kingdom is full of rape and infanticide, a little bit like the Republic of Congo.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-27 07:44:07 EDT (#)
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It's weird. Evil people do not normally consider their actions evil (according to wise folks), but like the people who set up cults and do stuff and, like, con people and that are basically people who DO NOT FEEL in any sort of real sense. They're like, born with this knowledge that the world is there to serve them and that is the way it is.
It would be like if I had a pet dog then they would look at it as their dog in my care and the dog (and indeed me) as a sort of toy/prey thing rather than a real living entity. Which is all kind of wack when you think about it.
The scary thing about the church of scientology is that there are lots of people working together on exploiting really vulnerable people in inhumane ways to the extend that it is listed on the stockmarket. I think it is a pretty terrifying thing that just makes me want to live in a cave and generally scared to interact with people.
I am not sure but I think there may be something fundamentally wrong with the way MBA's are being taught if it is creating these sorts of damaged people.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-27 07:34:34 EDT (#)
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Kiev is right though, L Ron Hubbard was a weird and evil dude with entirely far too much respect for the Scottish race. If the man is to be believed about anything then it would have to be true for us to just send 5 Scottish guys in a helicopter to kill whole legions of bad guys. As the movie Braveheart has taught us; this does not work in the real world.
Plus the guy just has no understanding of love, compassion or any other of the basic human qualities that real people posess. His mind is just like a big special effects movie with blond guys with big jaws chastening people for saying the word fuck. Y'know what I mean? When he wants to generate an idea of loss he blows up buildings rather than people because that is the sadder of the two scenarios to him.
I shouldn't say that though, I've never met him. For all I know he is an extreemly swell guy with fine standards and a laugh that makes even sad people smile. Maybe he's just like Santa Claus with a business plan. That all seems unlikely though seeing as he is basicallly an international liar.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-27 07:31:18 EDT (#)
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"Jill is the group recepticle."
... and here all this time I thought that was the job of Drogo's mum.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-27 07:26:53 EDT (#)
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I might join a cult though, I mean I'm not going to get married any time ever and like, I've often thought about joining a monastery with internet connection. But they'd be like "Berty, you have to work in the fields today."
I'll be like "but, er, are you sure? I mean it seems like I've been working in the fields all the dang time and my back hurts and y'all are just sort of jerking off into Jill's bumhole and I have to go last and it's just not very nice." and sort of looking around waiting for them to do the decent thing and just let me and Jill have some quiet time in the shower area so we can get some personal hygiene done.
They'll just look at me all disaproving though. They'll be like "Now Berty we've talked about this. Jill is the group recepticle. It's her place which she is honoured to hold. Your place is as the nurturer, growing the radishes and tomatoes. We all agreed didn't we?"
What can I do man? I mean really, what can I do? I can't just say DANG IT I WILL NOT WORK IN THE GARDEN TODAY 'cause they'll tell me to leave and then I'll have to go back to living in the real world and get a job and polish my shoes and junk.
Man, it'd be so much easier if we'd never automated lighthouses. I'd work as a lighthouse keeper in the third world, but I can't go to the third world on account of my fear of venemous insects getting me where I ain't lookin'.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-27 07:22:15 EDT (#)
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One up the bum, no harm done.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-27 07:19:29 EDT (#)
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No way man, people would be like looking at me. Y'know, with their eyes.
They'd all be like "Hey look at his shoes, what is going on with that guys shoes? I mean it doesn't look like he's ever polished them. Guy's got no self respect at all. We should totally all get together and manipulate and exploit him and junk." So like then they'd all be taking my money and getting me to believe dumb stuff so I'll, like, do their taxes and stuff.
Basically I would be the worst cult leader ever.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-27 07:13:49 EDT (#)
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Well, 'allo there Berty!
I think you should start a cult. I think you would be very good at that type of thing.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-27 07:11:46 EDT (#)
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I sometimes reckon Tom Cruise joined that cult only to raise his media profile. Y'know, the whole 'no such thing as bad publicity' thing.
I dunno. Maybe he makes money out of it all.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-27 07:07:42 EDT (#)
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Did I mention it was HOLY ST. KATIE HOLMES CRUISE who would be sodomizing you in the name of Scientology???
(see that! see how I brought the conversation back!!!)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-27 07:03:39 EDT (#)
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No no Keep talking.....
Actually no you disgust me, PERVERT. GAY!
FREAK!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-27 07:00:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-27 06:57:43 EDT (#)
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Divinty.........Now why do i think of a transexual stripper when I hear that
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Ummm, because you desperately want to know the feeling of bare breasts on your back while you have a stiff cock thrust into your...
Okay, perhaps I'm taking this to far...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-27 06:57:43 EDT (#)
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Wait... people aren't worshipping ME???
Something is clearly wrong here.
I'm obviously the closet thing any of you have ever come to Divinity...
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Divinty.........Now why do i think of a transexual stripper when I hear that
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-27 06:57:22 EDT (#)
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Merlina = not a bad word to say sbout anyone and killer cleavage.
I agree.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-27 06:53:27 EDT (#)
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Wait... people aren't worshipping ME???
Something is clearly wrong here.
I'm obviously the closet thing any of you have ever come to Divinity...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-27 06:51:28 EDT (#)
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EVERYONE MALE AND FEMALE! Wants Merlina, She's virtually the perfect women. She's pretty, caring, considerate, cheeky, loves cooking and cleaning, bakes bread and gives amazing head.
(I may need proof of the last bit, oh and the bread)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-27 06:48:35 EDT (#)
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Nature wants Merlina to be his Mrs Robinson.
Natures in the luuuurve:)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-27 06:37:05 EDT (#)
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Shaved your eyes out of their sockets hopefully
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-27 06:34:39 EDT (#)
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Merlina, should have told me you were stopping by...
I would have shaved....
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-27 06:16:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-27 04:24:55 EDT (#)
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I don't think Scientology is any weirder than all the other religious poop. A guy who rose from the dead and had a virgin mother and a pet donkey blah blah.
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Exactly.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-09-27 05:07:15 EDT (#)
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This posts's got me thinking. I'm starting my own religion based on the short story of Alfred Bester;'Adam and no Eve'. All life forms on this earth have originated from the body of the last human-like race (and his dog) this planet has seen.
ALL HAIL KRANE, Purger of the Old World!
Then again, noone here has probably even heard of this story, so it'll take a while to catch on.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-27 04:59:12 EDT (#)
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Berty don't swallow your tongue.
General Woundwort gave me nightmares for years.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-27 04:55:21 EDT (#)
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That's just silly and you know it!
I'm gonna build me a bunker. All I need is some tin foil (insulation from gamma rays and lasers beams), some sticky back plastic (the back bone of any DIY project) and a handful of that them there magic beans (please read with Cornish accent).
Here's one I made earlier!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-27 04:54:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-27 04:41:15 EDT (#)
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Every one knows we're really descendants from a race of giant underground gerbils, led by the furless dictator Kron the third.
TRUE.
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*has flashbacks to watching Watership Down*
*seizure*
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-27 04:48:59 EDT (#)
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meant tiny monkey....
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-27 04:48:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-27 04:41:15 EDT (#)
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Every one knows we're really descendants from a race of giant underground gerbils, led by the furless dictator Kron the third.
TRUE.
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FALSE.
The giant volcano 'Shawadawada" on the long forgotten isle of tifflywink exploded on day, leaving a tiny money names alfonso standing there in it's wake of destruction, pink tutu, and a fez he wore.
He started the first world dictatorship, and ordered monkeys to evolve into a more capable being.
THE HOOOOMAN!!!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-27 04:41:15 EDT (#)
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Every one knows we're really descendants from a race of giant underground gerbils, led by the furless dictator Kron the third.
TRUE.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-09-27 04:38:26 EDT (#)
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I happen to love sience.
'we' must, who is this 'we'?
Best way to get over this?
SILENCETOLOGY!!! so STFU!
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-27 04:35:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-27 04:24:55 EDT (#)
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I think Tom and Katie have 'issues'.
I don't think Scientology is any weirder than all the other religious poop. A guy who rose from the dead and had a virgin mother and a pet donkey blah blah.
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I make you right there... The people who 'made up' Christianity, Islam etc I think they just went off the rails a bit with thier imaginations, where as whoever made this shit up saw too many star-treks/star-gates/star-wars anything of that sort.
When they say scientology has been around for donkeys years I think thats poop, I reckon it was created in the last 30 years at some American geek convention of some-kind.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-27 04:34:37 EDT (#)
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Invasion Earth is the worst book ever written.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-27 04:24:55 EDT (#)
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I think Tom and Katie have 'issues'.
I don't think Scientology is any weirder than all the other religious poop. A guy who rose from the dead and had a virgin mother and a pet donkey blah blah.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-27 04:19:12 EDT (#)
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I'd knock Xenu the fuck out.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-27 04:16:02 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/101380
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-09-27 04:15:28 EDT (#)
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kill it with fire.