Not an alter... am I really going camwhore on the first day? (2292 hits)
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Submitted by Roo (View user info) at 2007-09-27 09:30:50 EDT
I'm not an alter. This is what I look like.
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:41:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-10-02 08:41:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-09-29 23:01:18 EDT (#)
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You really are pretty. If you had your eyebrows waxed and shaped, you'd be a slammin' hottie.
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I take issue with this whole eyebrow thing.
guys sitting around a table at a pub: OMG did you see that girls eyebrows!??
um, no.
make 'em pencil thin girlfriend, because we notice. jesus. no offence ser-sea.
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Dude, no, you got it all wrong.
I didn't say that so that GUYS would think she's hot. I said it because if she had smaller eyebrows *I'D* do her. I notice crap like that. I'm very shallow in small and irritating ways. I'm entitled to an opinion too!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-10-02 10:22:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-27 23:14:47 EDT (#)
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Okay... I read about a third of the reviews and stopped caring.
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That's about right.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-10-02 08:41:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-09-29 23:01:18 EDT (#)
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You really are pretty. If you had your eyebrows waxed and shaped, you'd be a slammin' hottie.
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I take issue with this whole eyebrow thing.
guys sitting around a table at a pub: OMG did you see that girls eyebrows!??
um, no.
make 'em pencil thin girlfriend, because we notice. jesus. no offence ser-sea.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-10-02 08:19:34 EDT (#)
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wow way to slop on enough gunk to change race, you're actually cute without a shovel o' make up
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:03:22 EDT (#)
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Maybe if I was drinking....
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-30 00:26:03 EDT (#)
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And I'm not a shopping trolley but you don't see me not being one.
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-30 00:11:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-09-29 23:01:18 EDT (#)
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You really are pretty. If you had your eyebrows waxed and shaped, you'd be a slammin' hottie.
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I had just had my eyebrows done in the left-hand photo that day. My hair and eyebrows are naturally thick, so I keep both that way. Thanks for the "really pretty" bit.
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-29 18:44:58 EDT (#)
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pretty eyes
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Thanks
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-09-29 17:07:43 EDT (#)
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do you stink of curry?
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Nope. I actually don't eat curry that often.
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2007-09-29 12:47:44 EDT (#)
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"Don't bother" hits this one on the head.
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I agree. Why hasn't this post died yet? lol
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-09-29 23:01:18 EDT (#)
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You really are pretty. If you had your eyebrows waxed and shaped, you'd be a slammin' hottie.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-29 18:44:58 EDT (#)
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pretty eyes
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-09-29 17:07:43 EDT (#)
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do you stink of curry?
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2007-09-29 12:47:44 EDT (#)
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"Don't bother" hits this one on the head.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-09-28 19:38:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-09-28 10:40:13 EDT (#)
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shenaniganz
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-09-28 01:40:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 12:23:48 EDT (#)
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...I mean "unusual"...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 12:23:30 EDT (#)
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"Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something exotic..."
Shlongy, if you're going to quote from movies, please get it right the first time. :)
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-09-28 01:11:02 EDT (#)
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why don't you have a reset button?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-27 23:14:47 EDT (#)
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Okay... I read about a third of the reviews and stopped caring.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-09-27 23:08:47 EDT (#)
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Alrighty, let's have at it. What's the catch? You have to be on like 1000mg of Xanax a day or be an alter.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-09-27 20:51:15 EDT (#)
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hair is SO twentieth century.
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 20:50:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-27 20:28:21 EDT (#)
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You're really pretty
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Thanks, you're too kind. I think i'm hideous, but I think most girls do.
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 20:49:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-27 18:02:52 EDT (#)
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I've done explosive diarrhoea that looked better than you.
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... "Done"? So you've "done" your own stool. That's... interesting. It's good that you study it too. It must be... perplexing to study the way your own diarrhea looks.
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-09-27 17:58:37 EDT (#)
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Sooo....do you own a copy of the Kama Sutra? (is there actually an official book?)
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I own a copy but it's a modern copy. There have been many translations over the years from the original text, which is in sanskrit. I own the 2002 version with illustrations. Fun fact: the original Kama Sutra didn't have any pictures. I've read older versions but I like the new one because it offers a different view on the book. I read through the book when I was ten/eleven-years-old and it perplexed me. My parents never had "the talk" with me... I just learned from the Kama Sutra, Porn, and public school.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-27 20:28:21 EDT (#)
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You're really pretty
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-27 18:02:52 EDT (#)
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I've done explosive diarrhoea that looked better than you.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-09-27 17:58:37 EDT (#)
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Sooo....do you own a copy of the Kama Sutra? (is there actually an official book?)
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-09-27 17:48:40 EDT (#)
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+2 DSL's
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 17:08:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:08:24 EDT (#)
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the pic wouldn't be so dark if you did us the favor of being caucasian
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I'm half caucasian... so did I do "all of you collectively" 1/2 a favor?
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:56:25 EDT (#)
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Did you apply that grotesque slab of makeup with a butter knife?
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I went to the Bare Ecscentuals and got it done. I do think it's a bit much since I usually don't wear eye make-up.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:08:24 EDT (#)
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the pic wouldn't be so dark if you did us the favor of being caucasian
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:56:25 EDT (#)
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Did you apply that grotesque slab of makeup with a butter knife?
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:06:41 EDT (#)
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so which one are you???
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:45:14 EDT (#)
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Yer a gat damn injun!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:32:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:23:30 PDT (#)
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"Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something exotic..."
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SHLONGY IS THE BIG TOE OF UBERSITE
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:58:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:47:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:55:52 EDT (#)
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You would look nice in purple eyeshadow.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:35:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-27 12:24:22 EDT (#)
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PERFECT FIRST POST!
Now go +2 all my posts so that I'm nice to you..
Oh, and SUNNYG AND ORGASMATRON, THERE IS FEMALE OF YOUR ETHNICITY ON UBER!!!
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Yeah, what the hell....it's like we're outsourcing Uber now.
In other news, I've decided on a halloween costume for myself while I've been doing my differential equations assignment.
I'm gonna be Ramathorn from Super Troopers. I'm growing the mustache out again. Oh there will be pictures.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:07:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 12:10:56 EDT (#)
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Oh no, nothing like that. I just dropped the -2 no comment for multiple posts per day. I kinda liked her first story.
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Smile, Miss Macaroon. You're my only source of entertainment today.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-27 12:38:52 EDT (#)
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ahahahahaha
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-27 08:56:56 PDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:46:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
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Careful dear...you're close to entering the realm of a Scottish lass who has enjoyed a few too many desserts.
And you haven't been here long enough for that.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-27 12:28:42 EDT (#)
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Shlongy is definitely the hip thing to do these days.
(Beat you to it, old man.)
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-27 12:24:22 EDT (#)
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PERFECT FIRST POST!
Now go +2 all my posts so that I'm nice to you..
Oh, and SUNNYG AND ORGASMATRON, THERE IS FEMALE OF YOUR ETHNICITY ON UBER!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 12:23:48 EDT (#)
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...I mean "unusual"...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 12:23:30 EDT (#)
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"Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something exotic..."
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-09-27 12:17:00 EDT (#)
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I'd believe everything about this except for the inclination toward shlongy. Unless that's the hip thing to do nowadays.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-27 12:12:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:00:55 EDT (#)
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Lets recap
1. cute young Indian.
2. camwhore on first-ish post
3. likes to give blow jobs
4. takes it up the "chuf"
5. bi-sexual
6. can lick own nipples.
7. has stated sister has illness that makes her chubby (providing potential comments from uber-tards)
8. camped on to said post and responds to all comments. chatroom style.
survey says.....ALTER
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agreed. Pics with the umlaut or no dice
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 12:10:56 EDT (#)
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Oh no, nothing like that. I just dropped the -2 no comment for multiple posts per day. I kinda liked her first story.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-27 12:03:35 EDT (#)
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Your eyebrows have 5 0' Clock shadow.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/sicosemen <--------he'd hit it, too
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-09-27 12:02:25 EDT (#)
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Nobody's said it yet?
Really?
...I'd hit it.
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:57:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:54:00 EDT (#)
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I don't have any additional questions.
I just better be seeing some snatch tomorrow out of your next camwhore.
OR ELSE.
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There won't be snatch but if I attach a post to my sign there might be pole. Har har.
And don't threaten me schlongy, you're just a big softy. And I don't mean that to challenge your virility. :-p I think i'm going to enjoy taking your bullshit. :-p Thanks for posting. Got to finish getting ready for work. You'll get more from me later.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:56:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:46:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
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Careful dear...you're close to entering the realm of a Scottish lass who has enjoyed a few too many desserts.
And you haven't been here long enough for that.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:55:52 EDT (#)
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You would look nice in purple eyeshadow.
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:54:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:41:01 EDT (#)
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you have a mustache.
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I messed around with the constrast and brightness on my monitor and the picture on the right could potentially look like I do because it's so dark. I had to overexpose it just to get a good outline of my face. The contrast is high so the inner-light on the picture is high. Sorry for the poor quality. I don't have a moustache though.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:54:09 EDT (#)
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i'm sure everyone else has already requested tits, hole, and ass OR told you you're fat, ugly or a man, so i'll just leave this -2 and be on my way.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:54:00 EDT (#)
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I don't have any additional questions.
I just better be seeing some snatch tomorrow out of your next camwhore.
OR ELSE.
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:50:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:48:52 EDT (#)
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And I was talking to Shlongy.
I actually care (sort of) what he thinks.
You, on the other hand, have yet to pay your dues.
Stick around, write some good stuff and MAYBE I'll stop thinking of you as a breathing cumdumpster.
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I have a feeling we'll get along fine once I prove i'm not some other person. lol
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:48:56 EDT (#)
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I have to be at work in an hour, so if you have any more questions for me, Schlongy, ask now. :p I'll be back on later if we're not busy at the hotel.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:48:52 EDT (#)
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And I was talking to Shlongy.
I actually care (sort of) what he thinks.
You, on the other hand, have yet to pay your dues.
Stick around, write some good stuff and MAYBE I'll stop thinking of you as a breathing cumdumpster.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:46:59 EDT (#)
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Alright, I'm *really* late for the gym.
Got a lot of nervous energy to work off.
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:46:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:44:43 EDT (#)
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(pant, pant)
Actually, the real reason that I'm such a grumpy panda is that my young, female downstairs neighbor answered the door dripping wet (and mostly nekkid) from the shower when I knocked on her door to give her a delivered package the UPS dude left on her doorstep.
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I then realized that it's been over two months since I've been laid.
:(
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Sucks when that happens. Course all my neighbors are ugly... so... the naked neighbor thing hasn't happened to me in a long time. Though at my hotel job, I've had to deliver stuff to rooms and I thought people were gone from their room but they were in the shower and they ended up conveniently coming out of the shower right when I opened their door.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:46:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:44:43 EDT (#)
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(pant, pant)
Actually, the real reason that I'm such a grumpy panda is that my young, female downstairs neighbor answered the door dripping wet (and mostly nekkid) from the shower when I knocked on her door to give her a delivered package the UPS dude left on her doorstep.
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I then realized that it's been over two months since I've been laid.
:(
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:41:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:21:56 EDT (#)
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Actually, you remind me of this girl that has a portfolio on http://www.raygoldmodels.com
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Fucking. Classic.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:41:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:39:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:27:22 EDT (#)
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Method...Never fucking do that again.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SHLONGY GOT RICKROLLED
What makes it even worse is that it's not the first time.
I wasn't paying attention. I was busy playing with my unit.
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:41:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:30:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:20:30 EDT (#)
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Do you mean... "Sweet Zombie Jesus Batman... she's cute!" Or "Sweet Zombie Jesus... if she wore a bag over her head i'd do her."?
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Hmmmmm.
How can I put this delicately?
(ahem)
You are either INCREDIBLY immature, an alter or just one of the faceless millions of attention-hungry slores just DYING to be noticed by ANYONE.
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People like you disgust me.
Grow up and act like you have SOME sort of dignity.
Also, does you husband realize that casual flirting over the internet is *at least* the first sign that you are wanting to explore "other options"?
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I don't see how i'm immature, just because i'm comfortable with talking about what pisses me off and answering stupid questions. I'm completely comfortable and non-chalant about talking about my sexuality and what I do in bed. It doesn't bother me. So, in effect, it's conversational material and not flirting. Even if everyone stopped caring about what I look like or what I do in bed it wouldn't bother me a bit. I couldn't give a shit about getting attention. If I really wanted attention, wouldn't I have posted on the *first* day I was able? Why would I wait?
And how much more could I "explore other options"... I never came on here saying I wanted to explore options. We're open with each other. He knows what i've done and is fine with it. He also knows my tendencies to be open about it and talk about what pisses me off. Half of the people on this site spout bullshit in all their posts. What dignity is there to be had in talking about doing drugs or some poem about falling off the end of the earth? The point is, there doesn't have to be. And I'm going to treat this website as a place where I don't have to uphold the regular niceties of society and can say what I want.
Also... why the hell does *anybody* post on *any* website or forum? Isn't it to call attention to their ideas? There is *some* attention to be had, yes... but it won't kill me to know that one person out of millions has no interest in what I have to say. What else is new? Haha.
And if I disgust you, no one told you to read my posts. That's all there is to it.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:41:01 EDT (#)
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you have a mustache.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:40:32 EDT (#)
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That just makes it worse.
I'm feeling one of Oathmeal's 'Roid Rages commin' on...
RRRRRAAAAAAUUUUUUUHGGGGGHGGHHHHGGHH!!!
*throws monitor across room*
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:39:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:27:22 EDT (#)
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Method...Never fucking do that again.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SHLONGY GOT RICKROLLED
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:38:45 EDT (#)
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Actually, I think this broad, as crazy as it sounds - is for real.
Someone found her MySpace and she privatized it immediately.
She a REAL Uber whore...Thank God.
FINALLY.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:36:26 EDT (#)
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The electrified testicle-clamps are what got me into such a hissy fit.
That, and this alter is just workin' my tits somethin' fierce.
(growl)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:34:29 EDT (#)
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Maybe you need today's dose of electroshock.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:34:22 EDT (#)
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...Dammit.
Where's Drogo when I bloody-well need him?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:33:03 EDT (#)
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Shut yer pie hole, Shlongy.
I'm in no mood to fuck around.
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Gimp, ATTACK!
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:32:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:26:34 EDT (#)
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FALLEN has many, many good points.
A natural response to being called an alter is to try and stick it out, talk to people, post your writing, prove it by being a personality on here. Pictures prove absolutely nothing.
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I agree. I'll just have to keep posting.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:25:21 EDT (#)
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Even a noob like me can spot this one.
Alter.
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Not an alter, but it'll just take time to prove it. I don't blame everybody for doubting.
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Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:25:06 EDT (#)
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Oh, and stop +2ing yourself, cunt.
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Stop -2ing me first. ^_~ It's not changing my rating... don't be so picky.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:31:46 EDT (#)
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Wonderful...Dr. Fucking Phil just showed up to lecture this broad on life.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:30:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:20:30 EDT (#)
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Do you mean... "Sweet Zombie Jesus Batman... she's cute!" Or "Sweet Zombie Jesus... if she wore a bag over her head i'd do her."?
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Hmmmmm.
How can I put this delicately?
(ahem)
You are either INCREDIBLY immature, an alter or just one of the faceless millions of attention-hungry slores just DYING to be noticed by ANYONE.
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People like you disgust me.
Grow up and act like you have SOME sort of dignity.
Also, does you husband realize that casual flirting over the internet is *at least* the first sign that you are wanting to explore "other options"?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:28:20 EDT (#)
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As long as you're showing some hole, you can write "Shlongy is a fucking asshole" on it and we won't care.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:27:44 EDT (#)
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have you ever gotten/considered getting double-teamed?
have you ever been in/considered being in an orgy?
has your husband ever shot his load into a wine glass and had you sip it out with a straw?
how many positions from the kama sutra have you done?
have you ever had sex while on ecstasy?
have you ever had sex while on any other drug?
do you toss your husband's salad?
do you read books while getting eaten out?
have you ever had sex while watching TV and eating food?
have you ever had sex at work?
and no, my mom is not Indian, it's my landlord (and family). I rent the 2nd floor of their house. but they're not cool Indians like Kumar. They freaking give me and my roommates dirty looks when we bring guests over.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:27:22 EDT (#)
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Method...Never fucking do that again.
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:27:00 EDT (#)
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You dressed me like this! *pulls carrot off her face* Hehe... I love Monty Python.
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:24:00 EDT (#)
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SHE'S A WITCH!!!
See she admits it.
Luring poor inocent Shlongy astray with talk of nipple-licking and what not.
BURN HER!
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FALLEN has many, many good points.
A natural response to being called an alter is to try and stick it out, talk to people, post your writing, prove it by being a personality on here. Pictures prove absolutely nothing.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Even a noob like me can spot this one.
Alter.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and stop +2ing yourself, cunt.
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Little lesson in Ubersite:
If you are accused of being an alter, it doesn't matter how many pictures you post. If you are not holding a sign that says something Uber related, you are a fucking alter. Period. Case closed. End of conversation.
See, there is a vast netowrk out there called "the internet". On this "internet" there is a plethora of pictures of random people. Chances are, you might have somebody recognize the picture you fraduently posted as yourself as somebody they might know. Maybe a 1 in 3 million chance.
There are also those of us that will go to great lengths to find the picture of "you" in order to discredit you.
See: http://www.ubersite.com/u/shgraffious
Then you will be forced to come clean and nobody will love you ever again. On Ubersite or in real life.
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So something ubersite related? A sign maybe? I gotta find my camera. But I can't post it till tomorrow right? I could link it though. I'll get on it. I'll write my posting name on it or something. Or like "Schlongy is a dirty bastard." or something. Haha.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHE'S A WITCH!!!
See she admits it.
Luring poor inocent Shlongy astray with talk of nipple-licking and what not.
BURN HER!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, you remind me of this girl that has a portfolio on http://www.raygoldmodels.com
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sweet...
Zombie...
Jesus...
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Do you mean... "Sweet Zombie Jesus Batman... she's cute!" Or "Sweet Zombie Jesus... if she wore a bag over her head i'd do her."?
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Little lesson in Ubersite:
If you are accused of being an alter, it doesn't matter how many pictures you post. If you are not holding a sign that says something Uber related, you are a fucking alter. Period. Case closed. End of conversation.
See, there is a vast netowrk out there called "the internet". On this "internet" there is a plethora of pictures of random people. Chances are, you might have somebody recognize the picture you fraduently posted as yourself as somebody they might know. Maybe a 1 in 3 million chance.
There are also those of us that will go to great lengths to find the picture of "you" in order to discredit you.
See: http://www.ubersite.com/u/shgraffious
Then you will be forced to come clean and nobody will love you ever again. On Ubersite or in real life.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sweet...
Zombie...
Jesus...
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sure: www.goatse.cx
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I know this joke. When it was up (it still might be up I don't know) did you ever go to ShortyB.com? Man that was gross. But in a lol kind of way.
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Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If this is not an alter, I'll eat at McDonald's.
Since I loathe McDonald's, I feel safe in making this wager.
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I hope you like cheeseburguers. Their fruit and walnut salad is good but I don't like anything else there.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 for shlongy's amazing interviewing skills, I think he should take over TL's TMI series:
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Would you be interested in cheating on your new husband with Shlongy if I promise to "Only stick the tip in"?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How big is your dildo or vibrator?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What's your record for dick in one night?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can you chow your own beave?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you swallow the gobbly goo?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is an unacceptable camwhore. You must not have read the Uber rules.
Where's your hole?
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I gave that a +2 Schlongy. Hilarious.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lets recap
1. cute young Indian.
2. camwhore on first-ish post
3. likes to give blow jobs
4. takes it up the "chuf"
5. bi-sexual
6. can lick own nipples.
7. has stated sister has illness that makes her chubby (providing potential comments from uber-tards)
8. camped on to said post and responds to all comments. chatroom style.
survey says.....ALTER
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1. Young... Indian yes
2. When someone called me an alter, I posted a pic... isn't that a natural response?
3. I didn't realize that liking to give blowjobs constitutes a predisposition to lying.
4. Every girl likes a little butt-sex now and then.
5. So that makes me liar? Cause i'm bi?
6. Haha... look at me... I can lie and lick my own nipples at the same time!
7. Did you mean preventing? I'm confused by this. But that comment was true. I do have a sister with a hormone disease.
8. I camped because you people intrigue me. I want to answer your questions.
This whole thing is like weighing me to see if I weigh as much as a duck to see if I'm a witch
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I forgot.
9. changes user name when responding to comments.
10. enters drawn out hole showing/ sex propositioning conversation with Shlongy.
11. claims not to be alter.
all the symptoms, sorry cupcake.
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9. I only use my real name on myspace. I always write under an alias. I also didn't know that "pshuu" would show. I was hoping to use "Roo" on everything for this site.
10. Shlongy is funny. Can't I talk to a funny guy?
11. I guess this could be a point. But i'm really not.
And thank you for calling me a cupcake. ^_^
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jaypeg:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111636
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sure: www.goatse.cx
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If this is not an alter, I'll eat at McDonald's.
Since I loathe McDonald's, I feel safe in making this wager.
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Who's jaypeg? Link me something of his/hers.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I forgot.
9. changes user name when responding to comments.
10. enters drawn out hole showing/ sex propositioning conversation with Shlongy.
11. claims not to be alter.
all the symptoms, sorry cupcake.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This chick might actually BE jgreening.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
omg jaypeg's back.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What's your thoughts on ass-to-mouth?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41751
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's a -2, but for you? You can have it for -1.99...
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lets recap
1. cute young Indian.
2. camwhore on first-ish post
3. likes to give blow jobs
4. takes it up the "chuf"
5. bi-sexual
6. can lick own nipples.
7. has stated sister has illness that makes her chubby (providing potential comments from uber-tards)
8. camped on to said post and responds to all comments. chatroom style.
survey says.....ALTER
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have something to say.
Stop it. Stop it right now. Get back to writing. You aren't the worst writer ever, but this shit can't help. Stay far away from this kind of thing. I need something to read every once and a while, instead of the tardfights going on. Sure, there's already a lot of writing going on around here without the tardfights, but it's never been a bad thing to have more. Now stop.
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't like you. You make my teeth hurt.
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Would you enjoy being filmed whilst edging in Shlongys shlong? With a feather in your hair and hand cupped round your mouth making indian noises?
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I have no reason to cheat on my husband and if I did... the dumbest thing ever to do when you cheat is to film it.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Would you be interested in cheating on your new husband with Shlongy if I promise to "Only stick the tip in"?
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If I were to cheat... I would want the whole thing. If you're going to cheat, you cheat all the way.
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Does your mum let you borrow her merkin?
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Wow. That's gross. She doesn't have any and if she did... I'd probably wouldn't be talking to her.
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My landlord, who owns the house I'm in and lives downstairs, is Indian. Do you know him?
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Your mom is Indian?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How big is your dildo or vibrator?
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7"
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alter.
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Not an alter.
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you enjoy being skull fucked?
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Skullfucking as in... where they fuck your eyesocket? My friend has had that done before. She didn't care much for it. I've never done it. I'm sure if I didn't expect it to be extremely painful, I'd try it. I've had my mouth used in that fashion.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Would you enjoy being filmed whilst edging in Shlongys shlong? With a feather in your hair and hand cupped round your mouth making indian noises?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Would you be interested in cheating on your new husband with Shlongy if I promise to "Only stick the tip in"?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Does your mum let you borrow her merkin?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My landlord, who owns the house I'm in and lives downstairs, is Indian. Do you know him?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How big is your dildo or vibrator?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you enjoy being skull fucked?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alter.
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Inches? or People? Cause i've never had any type of sex with more than one man at a time.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What's your record for dick in one night?
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Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:43:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My mom tried to arrange a marriage for me when I was 13, but I told her I didn't want to marry him. He was some doctor's son who was also on the road to becoming a doctor like his father. He was also a dot not a feather... *snicker*
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Was your marriage arranged by your parents?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What's your record for dick in one night?
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know that musical Little Shop of Horrors? You know the giant talking plant? Our school did a month long run of it and I was cast as one of the Ronettes and he was Mr. Mushnik... we made dirty love inside the giant talking plant. It was lined with this red furry shag. If you can find the suit he wore for the production, it still has red fur on it, despite dry cleaning. Lol... good days... good days.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/u/sicosemen
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Was your marriage arranged by your parents?
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha... I've done a lot of things at the school I went to. We had sex at her house while her parents were away for the weekend.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You had a threesoem with a girl at school?? WOW! Ithink thats illegal but shhhh
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My last sexual encounter with a female was when I had a threesome with my husband a girl we knew from high school.
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Its like question time here
Do you drink from the furry cup?
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Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Unfortunately not... but I can "chow" on other "beavs". I have many times. I've probably been sexual with more women than men. But I think men are more fun. Some of the girls i've dated have been super bitches.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Its like question time here
Do you drink from the furry cup?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:35:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And you denied being horny?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I used to be able to lick my own nipples. I'm a guy.
This means:
1) I was really fat
2) I had the inclination to lick my own nipples.
3+ years in a cubicle have me almost able to do so again.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can you chow your own beave?
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
can you play patticake with your hooters?
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I can lick my own nipples.
That'll be $1.95 please. :p
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is a fun gal or a boring alter.
seeing as how my options at work are limited, I will believe this is a fun gal.
Plus, O.J.'s innocent.
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've only ever swallowed my husband's. But yes. Boy you guys are some horny bastards. Is it really that hot when a girl swallows? I mean... wouldn't it be hotter to shoot your load on her face? I'd want to shoot my load on a girl's face... or her boobs.
Wait.... should I be charging $1.95 a post? lol
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you swallow the gobbly goo?
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Should've kept the other post up for a day..
You are a pretty lass though so +2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Before I was 40, I was just a flirt. Now, I'm a dirty old man.
:(
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
can you play patticake with your hooters?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you swallow the gobbly goo?
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sure you're not that bad.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:27:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nah...you're purdy.
Keep in mind from whom this statement originates, however.
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I do take it up the "chuff".
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
alter.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you take it up the chuff?
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't realize posting a second time would knock the first post off the front page. Is there a way to reverse that? I'd rather people read me than see me. For obvious reasons... like... I'm hideous... :p
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:23:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Silly girl, you knocked your good post off the front page.
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm 21, but the experience of raising my two sisters has affected my maturity level. I've been with my husband since high school. Coming up on 6 years now.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so wtf's up with all the desi influx lately? where's sunny?
is england full?
*gets more racist*
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
a/s/l?
No, seriously, how old are you? You seem awfully young to be married. Like, illegally young.
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh Captain my captain... don't make me walk the plank for non-use of comma. It should have been written as a direct address, s'cuse meh.
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's my sister Method.
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You have a sister named MeTHod?!?!?
*rim shot*
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good girl. Carry on.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ahaha who is this alter!!
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
***"them" being their partners
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:16:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good point. I once heard something really funny about dating Indian women... that having that red dot on the girl's forehead makes them feel like they're on camera during sex.
Hot. ^_~
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fail to see how I could be considered "dark". Tan maybe, but not dark. I'm 1/2 Indian and 1/2 white. And that's Indian as in... from Asia. I hate it when people fucking ask me what tribe. "The Asian kind asshole!" hehe
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we prefer it if you say "dots not feathers".
it clears it up way faster than going on about geography.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's my sister Method.
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You have a sister named MeTHod?!?!?
*rim shot*
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bad Face Day.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fail to see how I could be considered "dark". Tan maybe, but not dark. I'm 1/2 Indian and 1/2 white. And that's Indian as in... from Asia. I hate it when people fucking ask me what tribe. "The Asian kind asshole!" hehe
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we prefer it if you say "dots not feathers".
it clears it up way faster than going on about geography.
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
die with rabies.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Feel free to +2 it. Really, I don't mind.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:08:15 EDT (#)
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CHOW
FUCKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
BOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:07:31 EDT (#)
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That post was hilarious lung.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:07:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:06:19 BST (#)
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So much exposure at once is sudden for me Hurt... you should know... you're hurt by the sun, right? Har har.
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MY MY WHAT A WITTY ONE!!!
I did actually smile at that, damnit.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:06:27 EDT (#)
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Seems like everyday is a bad face day for you.
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:06:19 EDT (#)
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So much exposure at once is sudden for me Hurt... you should know... you're hurt by the sun, right? Har har. If I grow a little more comfortable with the people on here I might make it public again. I don't anymore of my rambling blogs to be puked out all over ubersite.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:06:13 EDT (#)
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Explanation: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95989
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:06:04 EDT (#)
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the other post was good. good job knocking it off to replace it with this.
btw it looks like you used the almay intense i-color for blue eyes. i hope it was 80s day at your school or something.
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:04:42 EDT (#)
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Yeah I'll make sure to only post once a day from now on. Thanks for being patient with my newbness.
Also... You can't really tell in the picture on the right... but I DO have a vagina.
I wasn't wearing make-up and my eyebrows were insane... I figured people would say "you swiped that pic from somewhere." I've found the general rule for posting pics is to do them two at a time because then you have two different pictures from two different occasions.
Course the case might not really change.
In any case... that pic was taken on a bad face day. ^_^
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:04:25 EDT (#)
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CHOW BOX!!
hehe thats my new favourite phrase
Im gonna chow your box!!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:02:49 EDT (#)
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Wuss. Making your myspace private. Boo fucking hoo.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-09-27 10:01:00 EDT (#)
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I'd rape the chick on the left, but who is that ugly dude on the right? Her brother?
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:57:21 EDT (#)
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Didn't expect you to be sorry. I don't have any expectations from anybody on this website... why give a shit? You're only dissapointed if you care. But liking some of you... I probably will like plenty.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:56:04 EDT (#)
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If you're Apache or Navajo, you can call me "Pussyface."
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:54:45 EDT (#)
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Well after that touching explanation, i just feel absolutely horrible. I'm so sorry. Insert foot in mouth.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA fuck off
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:53:11 EDT (#)
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Why?
Just why?
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:51:25 EDT (#)
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That's my sister Method. The doctors don't really know what's wrong with her hormones, but she's been overweight since she was a kid despite several treatments and a strict diet. We're used to having her be called names.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
ONE PER DAY PLEASE.
your first post was much better. The fact that you like to give blow jobs and are bi saved you from the -2.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:48:57 EDT (#)
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Just kidding about the dark thing. It's actually a self-reference to when me and my friends went to see Gladiator at the multiplex. In one of the scenes with the dark, dark, dark African slave dude it's hard to see his face until he smiles. I shouted out something to the effect of "SMILE SO WE CAN SEE YOU!" and elicited some laughter from my friends and others.
When the movie ended and the lights came on I was shocked at how many black people there were in the audience.
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:47:58 EDT (#)
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Tom Selleck? Really? He's a good actor and he's hot. *snicker*
Yeah, I keep my eyebrows thick... not out of neglect... but out of personal preference. Don't worry though... I'm smooth everywhere else. ^_~
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:11:33 EDT (#)
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In other news....which of you guys decided to spring the horny, self-proclaimed bisexual female alter on us?
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I'm not horny... Alice really pissed me off. I think it's stupid that a girl won't go down on a guy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:44:08 EDT (#)
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holy jesus fuck who is THIS fucking pig?
http://www.nymethod.com/images/fatfuck.jpg
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Married for a week
Category: Life
Soooooo... I've been married a week. People keep asking me if I feel different.
I don't really. But I think I have fallen in love with him all over again.
One thing i've heard is that women marry a man and expect him to change. That was one thing I didn't expect... change. He's not big on change, as most who know him know.
The funny thing is... he's changed his priorities. He helps me a ton more around the house than he used to (which back then was still more than most guys do).
It was the funniest and probably the cutest thing he's ever done but he's sitting in the office the other day playing some game. I came in and stood beside him to watch what he was doing... like I do sometimes. He turns and faces me and smiles and burries his face in my stomach (which is about eye-height with him) and he giggles this cute giggle. An actual giggle which was scary. And he says, "I can't believe that one day there will be a little me in here. And I'm gonna talk to it. It's first words will be 'nyo'." That's a little joke between us... my pet name for him is 'nyo' and his pet name for me is 'shuu'. They're little jibberish words that come from different animes. But it was so cute. It's amazing that he's contemplating being a father.
It's a little early in our marriage for children though. I already told him that I want to finish my degree AT LEAST before we take the plunge and have a child. There's also a lot of remodeling that we have to do to the house (if we decide to stay once we have children).
Still the thought is thrilling and the idea of having a little one with his baby face is appealing :-p."
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:43:48 EDT (#)
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So what tribe are you from?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:43:35 EDT (#)
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you have nice teeth
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:43:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:31:59 EDT (#)
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Yo. You should have left your other post up.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:41:57 EDT (#)
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Indian Princess. :D
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:38:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:36:50 EDT (#)
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I fail to see how I could be considered "dark". Tan maybe, but not dark. I'm 1/2 Indian and 1/2 white. And that's Indian as in... from Asia. I hate it when people fucking ask me what tribe. "The Asian kind asshole!" hehe
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Thanks for the clarification. By the way, do you know SunnyG?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:37:27 EDT (#)
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DSL's!
also, HI KRISTY SWAN'S YOUNGER SISTER
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:37:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:31:59 EDT (#)
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Yo. You should have left your other post up.
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Yeah, first rule of Uber: one post per day. At least if you're the rule-following type.
Sure, you don't HAVE to follow the rules, but expect to be slaughtered if you break them.
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:36:50 EDT (#)
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I fail to see how I could be considered "dark". Tan maybe, but not dark. I'm 1/2 Indian and 1/2 white. And that's Indian as in... from Asia. I hate it when people fucking ask me what tribe. "The Asian kind asshole!" hehe
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:36:43 EDT (#)
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So, at the rate you're going, you are going to post, what? 75, 100 posts today?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:36:42 EDT (#)
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http://blog.myspace.com/pshuu
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Shlongy old man, you're doomed, she's married!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:36:22 EDT (#)
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I think you need a shave Mr Selleck.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-27 09:36:04 EDT (#)
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yeah you def should have left your other post up
Submitted by RyuFu (