A List Of Uber-ers that Piss Me Off (2607 hits)
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Submitted by ghola (View user info) at 2007-09-27 13:36:46 EDT
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Submitted by TLawrence (user info) at 2009-01-02 06:17:28 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-01-02 03:43:06 EST (#)
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oh my how quaint
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-01-02 02:48:41 EST (#)
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bunniesbunniesbunniesbunniesbunnies
* SIGH *
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:36:55 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-10-02 17:24:39 EDT (#)
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And I said that because I'm fairly certain I'm the only one that hops around here.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-10-02 17:24:04 EDT (#)
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Bitch!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:44:44 EDT (#)
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i will beat you to death with a can of chili.
then i will beat your loved ones.
no i'm just kidding.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:39:00 EDT (#)
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Like this?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:30:15 EDT (#)
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i think we both -2'd something.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:18:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-09-29 14:46:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-29 12:52:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-09-29 06:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Aww... I forgot. I can't get away with shit posts. How silly of me. Next time I'll make it about bunnies.
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WTF - I never reviewed this?
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-09-30 09:12:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-29 15:43:23 EDT (#)
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no it's not that i dont like bunnies i like bunnies but you need to be careful when a mans favorite team is blowing up because it makes him emotionally unstable
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-09-29 14:46:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-29 12:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-09-29 06:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Aww... I forgot. I can't get away with shit posts. How silly of me. Next time I'll make it about bunnies.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-09-29 06:22:15 EDT (#)
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I'll be your rabbit.
No doubt this has been posted on here roughly 20 times already, at least.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-09-29 01:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh that's interesting
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-09-28 22:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwww....
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-09-28 19:38:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-28 14:04:07 EDT (#)
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That explains it.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-28 13:13:01 EDT (#)
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i've been running errands in my car
with no a/c.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:33:08 EDT (#)
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I know...I'm just messing with you.
You on the rag today, or what?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:29:41 EDT (#)
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whatev.
you contributed.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:56:28 EDT (#)
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I hope you feel really BIG that this piece of shit post knocked MY piece of shit post off the top of Most Heated.
VAG POWER STRIKES AGAIN!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:36:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:02:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:02:20 EDT (#)
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Also, bunnies don't post pictures on ubersite of their genitals inside a sock
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Looks like my sunday afternoon shopping is planned, buy bunny and tiny bunny sock.
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i can't think of anything witty to say.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-28 10:47:26 EDT (#)
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I like everyone.
Or more accurately, it's safe to say I don't care enough about anyone on this site to hate them.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:43:23 EDT (#)
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The costume came with no shoes yet I have a hat.
I may just wear some black shoes.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:19:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-28 03:18:33 EDT (#)
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monkeys and rhymen - who're you quoting? It's making my brain hurt.
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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:04:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:18:36 EDT (#)
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*Ahem* Watch your step, you'll soon have to refer to me as OFFICER YEAGER.
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I just saw the wire, so if you need any advice about policing in Baltimore let me know.
Or are you in DC? Either way lets becoem internet friends so when I go there and get arrested I can say I am buddies with officer Yeager.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:02:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:02:20 EDT (#)
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Also, bunnies don't post pictures on ubersite of their genitals inside a sock
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Looks like my sunday afternoon shopping is planned, buy bunny and tiny bunny sock.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-28 06:51:23 EDT (#)
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A duck is precisley what I am saying you are, my good sir!
How can you not have the shoes but the rest of your costume? Have you made the costume yourself?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-28 06:05:02 EDT (#)
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Are you saying im a duck.
Hmm All im saying is im going to a fancy dress party tommorow night as Prince Charming.
But I am missing some shoes.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-28 05:46:38 EDT (#)
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hahaha.
AND FUCK BEARS! FUCK BEARS! FUCK THE FUCKING SHIT CUNT BEARS!!! WHO GIVES A TOSS!!!1
COME ON YOU IRONS!!! CHIM CHIMMANY CHIM CHIMMANY CHIM-CHIM, CHAROO, OH WE ARE THOSE BASTARDS OIN CLARET AND BLUE!!!
WE ARE WEST HAM'S CLARET 'N' BLUE ARRRRMY!
WEEE HAAATE TOTTENHAM!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-28 05:12:01 EDT (#)
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Emmision I heard you don't have toes but webbed feet. Waddle.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-09-28 03:36:03 EDT (#)
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MUCH BETTER POST FOUND HERE
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112060
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-28 03:21:52 EDT (#)
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Massage someones toes?? Merlina If i was sick and you started massaging my toes I would probably go into anaphylactic shock.
You happy now?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-28 03:18:33 EDT (#)
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monkeys and rhymen - who're you quoting? It's making my brain hurt.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-09-28 03:01:59 EDT (#)
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A FUCKING EPIC I TELL YOU
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-28 00:19:14 EDT (#)
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Ghola = auto </deserved> +2
BTW, did you check the ph level lately? (me happy guy :-)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-27 23:42:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:43:06 EDT (#)
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It's ok, you mentally ill drunk...you just keep using the same "insult" you've been trotting out for a while.
I know it's hard to think when you're sober, but do give it a good effort. It's so disappointing to see you having trouble adjusting to not being the king of this site after your old stomping grounds disappeared.
Incidentally, I knew that was going to happen well in advance. I enjoyed watching its demise. My only regret is that your account wasn't dropped first. 5 little users...
By the way....they have pills to cure the impotence that led to your string of "sleeping with" women to mean just sleeping.
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1st of all Hadley, I'm glad that you're proud of being such a raging cunt that you would take pleasure in seeing something that a lot of people enjoyed falling apart mostly from your actions. It just futher proves to everybody what I've said about you all along. Oh, you're such a "Big, strong MAN!" You can sit there behind your keyboard and talk all the shit you want - whatever. But you and I both know you're simply an overweight, lonely geek. I, on the other hand, am surrounded by friends.
And I know, since you've never had a meaningful relationship in your entire life, you couldn't possibly be expected to comprehend a woman as anything other than a sex object. I think it's disappointing that you have to return all the way back to conversations from the summer of 2006 to come up with an insult.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-09-27 20:58:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-27 20:37:57 EDT (#)
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D'jever notice how there's always a Mommie Bunny and Baby Bunnies, but never a Daddy Bunny on the cover of these books? Fucking Deadbeat Dadbunnies, they all oughta be shot. And skinned and gutted. And skewered on sticks and seasoned and rotated over open fires until they are delicious, and then eaten with potatoes and beer and comraderie.
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i think you figured out where the daddy bunnies went.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-27 20:37:57 EDT (#)
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D'jever notice how there's always a Mommie Bunny and Baby Bunnies, but never a Daddy Bunny on the cover of these books? Fucking Deadbeat Dadbunnies, they all oughta be shot. And skinned and gutted. And skewered on sticks and seasoned and rotated over open fires until they are delicious, and then eaten with potatoes and beer and comraderie.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-09-27 20:21:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-27 20:02:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-09-27 19:20:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-27 18:16:07 EDT (#)
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alot of people piss me off. apparantly i'm an "angry" person.
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erm...people in new zealand aren't actual people you spaz. humanoid sure, but more tricky rock monkey than homo sapien. okay maybe a little bit homo. it's all in the DNA sweets
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what was that? alls i hear from you is grunting.
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my point entirely.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-09-27 20:20:29 EDT (#)
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you're such a heat whore :p
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-27 20:02:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-09-27 19:20:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-27 18:16:07 EDT (#)
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alot of people piss me off. apparantly i'm an "angry" person.
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erm...people in new zealand aren't actual people you spaz. humanoid sure, but more tricky rock monkey than homo sapien. okay maybe a little bit homo. it's all in the DNA sweets
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what was that? alls i hear from you is grunting.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-09-27 19:20:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-27 18:16:07 EDT (#)
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alot of people piss me off. apparantly i'm an "angry" person.
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erm...people in new zealand aren't actual people you spaz. humanoid sure, but more tricky rock monkey than homo sapien. okay maybe a little bit homo. it's all in the DNA sweets.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-27 18:59:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-27 18:59:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:37:56 EDT (#)
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I'm not capable of reading today, because I'm sick as fuck,
but +2 for neat picture and because you're super nice.
People don't say the word "super" enough.
That's basically my problem with society.
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ghola, if you had what I had, you'll be right as rain after 14 poops in 6 hours and a good night's rest.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-09-27 18:31:58 EDT (#)
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blah blah blah
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-09-27 18:31:36 EDT (#)
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i hate uber.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-27 18:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
alot of people piss me off. apparantly i'm an "angry" person.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-27 18:05:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:16:41 EDT (#)
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Hey! I'm on top of 'Licious.
That sounds like a new word.
Topolicious.
Hmmm.
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Well it is now!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-27 17:11:06 EDT (#)
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http://www.erikandanna.com/Humor/DeepThoughts/
I'm tired of copying/pasting. It's been great. I'm going home.
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:56:29 EDT (#)
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:30:35 EDT (#)
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It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was going to fight in another fight, away from the first fight.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:26:25 EDT (#)
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If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:25:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:20:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:18:11 EDT (#)
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That's not random.
Handy perhaps, but certainly not random.
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If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood.
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You know what would be a good gift for the president? A chocolate gun, and since he's so busy, you'd have to run up and hand it to him.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:20:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:18:11 EDT (#)
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That's not random.
Handy perhaps, but certainly not random.
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If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:18:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:06:52 EDT (#)
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I'm amazed at the amount of reviews this thread has gotten, and it's just a picture of bunnies.
Amazed.
Random Deep Thought:
To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
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That's not random.
Handy perhaps, but certainly not random.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:16:41 EDT (#)
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Hey! I'm on top of 'Licious.
That sounds like a new word.
Topolicious.
Hmmm.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:12:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:09:07 EDT (#)
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BUNNIES!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg9x5mUjbH8
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:06:52 EDT (#)
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I'm amazed at the amount of reviews this thread has gotten, and it's just a picture of bunnies.
Amazed.
Random Deep Thought:
To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:59:25 EDT (#)
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ihhhhh...
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:59:08 EDT (#)
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Our bunnies. Let us return has them.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:57:38 EDT (#)
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Let us return has our bunnies.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:56:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:48:36 EDT (#)
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sock.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:47:18 EDT (#)
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penis
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:46:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:16:48 EDT (#)
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actually, i think he's in prison for arson and theft
i wonder if girls ever torture animals...other than men.
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female serial killers are rare. female criminals in general are rare. then again they might just keep fucking the cops and not getting arrested for the petty shit. who knows?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:44:12 EDT (#)
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*sigh*
It doesn't matter, nevermind.
I have dinner to start for this crew of mine - the girls are all coming over. Have a good evening people...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:43:06 EDT (#)
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By the way....they have pills to cure the impotence that led to your string of "sleeping with" women to mean just sleeping.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:42:10 EDT (#)
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It's ok, you mentally ill drunk...you just keep using the same "insult" you've been trotting out for a while.
I know it's hard to think when you're sober, but do give it a good effort. It's so disappointing to see you having trouble adjusting to not being the king of this site after your old stomping grounds disappeared.
Incidentally, I knew that was going to happen well in advance. I enjoyed watching its demise. My only regret is that your account wasn't dropped first. 5 little users...
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:39:53 EDT (#)
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I rest my case.
Ghola & Oathmeal: QUEER.
Like two boy-bunnies at Bible School.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:39:01 EDT (#)
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because i wished to exclude him from bunny love?
i rarely review his posts.
he reviews every one of mine.
and if i do review his posts, he replies back to me.
half the time i say nothing to him.
so if you really feel that excluding him from BUNNY love means I'm provoking him,
well you can bugger off.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:36:23 EDT (#)
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Hadley, don't you have an intarwebz girlfriend's honor to go protect or something?
Ghola, as much as Oathy can be a raging cunt, you do tend to provoke him quite a bit...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:33:12 EDT (#)
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We weren't sick of it. We just sprained our necks shaking our heads in pity al lthe time.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:32:30 EDT (#)
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who's fighting?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:32:22 EDT (#)
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my list of hated uberers includes every last one of you.
except maybe lungfish. and circe.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:32:02 EDT (#)
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Jaysis, now I understand why people were sick of seeing Lisa and I fight all the time...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:30:20 EDT (#)
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I could be 1, 2, or 3 on Merlina's list. Definitely not 4 though.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:28:22 EDT (#)
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he's slummin it today
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:26:43 EDT (#)
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SINCE WHEN DID CAUL JOIN THE UBER CIRCLE JERK?
THAT'S WEAK.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:23:30 EDT (#)
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I could use a good torturing.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:19:45 EDT (#)
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heh.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:16:48 EDT (#)
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actually, i think he's in prison for arson and theft
i wonder if girls ever torture animals...other than men.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:11:59 EDT (#)
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serial killer described below
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:11:04 EDT (#)
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bunnies remind me of many things...
a farmer in my hometown had a "lapinier" (cages with many rabbits)...we stole them and put them in mailboxes and lol'ed when we imagined the face of the people getting their paper.
my older brother had three rabbits. they eventually died of some virus, but he kept playing with them for a few days until my mother intervened. we have pictures of him smiling, holding his dead rabbits...i'm suprised he's normal today.
and my favorite...there was a bully (his name was Steve Hébert :-)) in my neighborhood. he forced two kids to lick a rabbit's tiny dick in front of all of us. that guy hung dogs, douzed them in gasoline and set them on fire. he wasn't very nice.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:09:07 EDT (#)
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BUNNIES!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg9x5mUjbH8
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:02:06 EDT (#)
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Bunnies always remind me of watching my father smash a rabbit's head in with a crowbar.
The rabbit died.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:59:14 EDT (#)
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i was just good at biology. and human anatomy...
not related to current job.
email monsieur caul.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:57:57 EDT (#)
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Inion, is that so you can say to the 'models' things like: "you really need to work on that inferior gluteal artery - it's a big big and puffy right now. Have your doc perscribe something to get rid of that."
HAR HAR - YOUR VIENS ARE FAT
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:57:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:54:22 EDT (#)
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there is a valid reason for me knowing that.
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élabores, salope!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:55:03 EDT (#)
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uh huh
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:54:22 EDT (#)
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superior and inferior gluteal arteries.
there is a valid reason for me knowing that.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:53:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:38:54 EDT (#)
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what's WHAM? some sort of american mayonaise?
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It was an '80s pop band that George Michael sang in before he went solo. Biggest hit: "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:52:31 EDT (#)
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my butt is numb...i wonder which vein feeds the butt in blood
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:41:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:35:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:27:07 EDT (#)
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You're not gonna move back in with your ex, are you?
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i have no idea.
it's either that or i get back to moving from one place to another every two months or so.
i'm a little tired of ze bohemian lifestyle.
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find a new future ex girlfriend.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what's WHAM? some sort of american mayonaise?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, WHAM.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay kids, have an awesome afternoon. I'm leaving this shitbox for the day and am gonna fly down the road, rocking out to WAM.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Ahem* Watch your step, you'll soon have to refer to me as OFFICER YEAGER.
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a) congrats.
b) let us know when your stripper sting operation is.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hilarity, when I come down south will you take me for a ride in your cruiser? i.e. barhopping with the lights?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're not gonna move back in with your ex, are you?
===
i have no idea.
it's either that or i get back to moving from one place to another every two months or so.
i'm a little tired of ze bohemian lifestyle.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, I assume they'd be shiny and new still. Otherwise, you're right, I don't want 'em.
Ever watch Psych on USA? HYSTERICAL - you'll be kinda like the female inspecter, only not so much detective, more grunt
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm so stoked b/c DC has helitroopers. I WANNA FLY A HELICOPTER.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
get the fuck off the computer and go sprint outside in no direction whatsoever.
that's what i do when i'm overwhelmed with gay joy.
~~~~~~~~~~
HAHAHAHA
funny.
==
it's not a joke. i've been doing that since i'm a kid. i don't run, with my arms flailing around, screaming "yaaaaaaaaaay"
i just sprint until it gets too uncomfortable, even if i'm in office clothes...i have no idea why i do that.
i guess it's cuz of what they call the "runner's high"
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will say one thing, cops always throw the BEST parties.
And are also, almost inevitably, dirtier than the yo-yo's they bust.
Still, somebody's gotta do it.
Might as well be Hilarity.
At least we know she'll put a good beat-down on teh dirty hippies.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ew, you don't wanna use issued handcuffs for sexual stuff. You never know when the last time that last dirty cracker/negro/beaner/slant-eye/camel-jockey/frenchman washed.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
erm - can I borrow the cuffs?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So...
I'm guessing Hilarity isn't gonna want that pound of black-tar heroin, anymore.
Anybody else?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
malmoth
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh please... drogo's an ex cop, and I think... oh, who is it.... Wildman, maybe... is a cop.
See, I pay EXCELLENT attention to my surroundings :P
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHHHHHH
SHUT UP - THIS IS IMPORTANT!!
EVERYONE BE QUIET!!! THERE IS A COP ON UBER!!!! HIDE YOURSELVES
------------------------------------
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Ahem* Watch your step, you'll soon have to refer to me as OFFICER YEAGER.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck yeah, am I happy. BEST DAY EVAR!
========================================
Congrats! That's awesome!
Be sure to let us all know once they've given you your regulation handcuffs, as I'm sure there are quite a few guys around here who wouldn't mind you placing them under "house arrest."
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're not gonna move back in with your ex, are you?
COME TO 'MERICA. I'll get you a McDonald's giftcard as a housewarming gift :)
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHHHHHH
SHUT UP - THIS IS IMPORTANT!!
EVERYONE BE QUIET!!! THERE IS A COP ON UBER!!!! HIDE YOURSELVES
narc!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:26:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, crap.
Hilarity's about to smell of pork.
...
Look, I was jus' holdin' it fer a friend.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul, you're on comedic fire today.
=-==
my ex called me and i just had the most awesome post-relationship sex ever.
and i'm out of contracts so i have no idea where imo live/work...which is awesome, in a way.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:21:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm so happy that I'm crying and laughing at the same time. Such an awesome feeling.
===
get the fuck off the computer and go sprint outside in no direction whatsoever.
that's what i do when i'm overwhelmed with gay joy.
~~~~~~~~~~
HAHAHAHA
funny.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul, you're on comedic fire today.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's only about 4 that piss me off.
1. is so full of himself its suprising he doesn't choke
2. is just..... arrogant
3. is obnoxious
4. is crawling up the arse of no 1. Constantly. Pathetically.
===
WE WANT NAMES!
(i fear i'm part of that list)
~~~~~~
NO NAMES. *folds arms defiantly*
I love everyone remember - it just popped out that there are SOME that irritate. Not a shocker really...
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CONGRATS, Hilarity!!!
you made the force?!?
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I just got the call. In a couple months, they'll be abusing me like a runaway slave. I CAN'T WAIT.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's only about 4 that piss me off.
1. is so full of himself its suprising he doesn't choke
2. is just..... arrogant
3. is obnoxious
4. is crawling up the arse of no 1. Constantly. Pathetically.
I feel like I'm 3 of the 4 of these people.
I'm NOT the one crawling up anyone's ass.
Now, I am interested in crawling ON a few asses...
THIS IS SO MEAN MERLINA.
IF I HAD FEELINGS, THEY'D BE HURT.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:21:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm so happy that I'm crying and laughing at the same time. Such an awesome feeling.
===
get the fuck off the computer and go sprint outside in no direction whatsoever.
that's what i do when i'm overwhelmed with gay joy.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have this +2 b/c I just got a phone call that will change the rest of my life in the most awesome way possible
===
i agree, HIV does make you live each day like it's your last. congratulations.
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If I were a bunny, I'd be the bunny from "The Holy Grail". Juts to attack you an gnaw through your neck.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:20:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um, congratulations, Hilarity.
Still confused, though.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CONGRATS, Hilarity!!!
you made the force?!?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have this +2 b/c I just got a phone call that will change the rest of my life in the most awesome way possible
===
i agree, HIV does make you live each day like it's your last. congratulations.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm so happy that I'm crying and laughing at the same time. Such an awesome feeling.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have this +2 b/c I just got a phone call that will change the rest of my life in the most awesome way possible.
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Okay, either:
1. You're pregnant
2. You're engaged
3. You just fell into a bunch of money
4. The zoo called and asked you to be a permanent part of their giraffe exhibit ;)
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1 - FUCK NOES!!!1
2 - Nin
3 - It does come with a raise that's substantial to what I'm making now.
4 - THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!1111one
*Ahem* Watch your step, you'll soon have to refer to me as OFFICER YEAGER.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck yeah, am I happy. BEST DAY EVAR!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's only about 4 that piss me off.
1. is so full of himself its suprising he doesn't choke
2. is just..... arrogant
3. is obnoxious
4. is crawling up the arse of no 1. Constantly. Pathetically.
===
WE WANT NAMES!
(i fear i'm part of that list)
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have this +2 b/c I just got a phone call that will change the rest of my life in the most awesome way possible
~~~
Share the news.... I'm already excited for you.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have this +2 b/c I just got a phone call that will change the rest of my life in the most awesome way possible.
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Okay, either:
1. You're pregnant
2. You're engaged
3. You just fell into a bunch of money
4. The zoo called and asked you to be a permanent part of their giraffe exhibit ;)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's only about 4 that piss me off.
1. is so full of himself its suprising he doesn't choke
2. is just..... arrogant
3. is obnoxious
4. is crawling up the arse of no 1. Constantly. Pathetically.
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I'm guessing I'm #3.
========================
You, Hadley? Nah. The asnwer is obvious: they're all Shlongy. =)
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Don't you have an Ubercentric song to record?
===============================
Nah. I got tired of that again.
Besides, I really do love the old goat...even if he IS obnoxious, he makes me laugh. And that's a good thing around here, given my work environment.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have this +2 b/c I just got a phone call that will change the rest of my life in the most awesome way possible.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Two new friends for you, Oathy.
______________
My only friends are my quads and my AK, nigga.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pigtails
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oathmeal is so in love it hurts.
___________________
I really don't get how this is at all funny.
I find Ghola to be an atrocious instance of the Human Female. There is absolutely nothing attractive about her aside from the possibility that she die in a wildfire.
(see, it would make sense that she die in a wildfire; that's why I say that. I could totally see her getting engulfed in the flames of a torrent of fire sweeping through the shrine to small animals she is praying in, somewhere in teh forrest. Her twig-wielding savior of a boyfriend, gravitas, would, ideally, live to tell the tale albeit his body covered with 1st degree burns.)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
where's dangerpants. i think he's the only one that currently despises me. christ i have to try harder.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Of course, Gimp loves whoever I tell him to.
Look at that.
Two new friends for you, Oathy.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that
used to be your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!
-- Homer Simpson
Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
#3 too
I meant to say
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's only about 4 that piss me off.
1. is so full of himself its suprising he doesn't choke
2. is just..... arrogant
3. is obnoxious
4. is crawling up the arse of no 1. Constantly. Pathetically.
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I'm guessing I'm #3.
========================
You, Hadley? Nah. The asnwer is obvious: they're all Shlongy. =)
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Don't you have an Ubercentric song to record?
Smile. It could be worse.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's only about 4 that piss me off.
1. is so full of himself its suprising he doesn't choke
2. is just..... arrogant
3. is obnoxious
4. is crawling up the arse of no 1. Constantly. Pathetically.
===
ooooo!
I'm curious too. I bet I know who #4 is. # too for that matter.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oathmeal is *so* queer for Ghola.
It would be sweet if it wern't so...creepy.
...
Sure, Ghola has her (many) foibles.
She's still cool.
So are you, Oathie.
I'll love you even if nobody else will.
...But only if you'll flex for me.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GHOLA DON'T YOU HAVE A FUCKING TURTLE TO SAVE OR SOMETHING?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not Chaos or HadToBeDone.
Now hang on I'm not going to confirm to everyone its not them.
Its PROBABLY not YOU.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oathmeal is so in love it hurts.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's only about 4 that piss me off.
1. is so full of himself its suprising he doesn't choke
2. is just..... arrogant
3. is obnoxious
4. is crawling up the arse of no 1. Constantly. Pathetically.
-----
I'm guessing I'm #3.
========================
You, Hadley? Nah. The asnwer is obvious: they're all Shlongy. =)
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
q: what is one notch beyond passive agressive?
a: bunnies!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's not ignore the facts, people.
Ghoula here is a vanilla little tramp whose feigned apathy and high-brow nonchalance in the face of others' awesomeness (namely my own) is not only boring as fuck but also as unoriginal as the pure feces she passes off as 'posts' on this website.
Get a life you dingy dicksock.
------
Did you just call someone a dicksock? You?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's only about 4 that piss me off.
1. is so full of himself its suprising he doesn't choke
2. is just..... arrogant
3. is obnoxious
4. is crawling up the arse of no 1. Constantly. Pathetically.
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I'm guessing I'm #3.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And this is why oathmeal is not a bunny.
Also, bunnies don't post pictures on ubersite of their genitals inside a sock
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you know, that's the only reason i ever came to uber.
because sometimes there were bunnies.
**************************
Awwwwww...
(begins to frown)
But Merlina doesn't like me.
:(
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's not ignore the facts, people.
Ghoula here is a vanilla little tramp whose feigned apathy and high-brow nonchalance in the face of others' awesomeness (namely my own) is not only boring as fuck but also as unoriginal as the pure feces she passes off as 'posts' on this website.
Get a life you dingy dicksock.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Can I be goatse bunny?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sicoseman is a bunny.
I think so anyway.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't remember having a problem with you.
If I did, it doesn't really matter.
You may be a bunny if you like.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
<----- https://www.ubersite.com/u/sicosemen
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry shapeshifter, I don't know who you are.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm guessing I'm an exception too, and if not am I at the top or the bottom of the list?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Merlina - whisper who do you mean for 3 and 4. I won't tell...
~~~~~
ha ha ha... wish I could
I've already ruined my reputation of loving everyone by saying that.
SO not you darling Bosh boy
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
filename makes me want to flex for total strangers.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HI I'M GHOLA.
I'M IMPERVIOUS TO EVERYTHING. NO ONE GETS TO ME. I'M A PERFECT LITTLE COLLEGE STUDENT/THRIFTMART TRASHBAG/PATCHOULI ADDICT/LITERARY CRITIC/HOMELY CUNT.
YOU CAN READ MORE ABOUT ME THROUGH MY ONE-WORD-TITLED PIECES OF SHIT I POST ON UBERSITE.COM.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Merlina - whisper who do you mean for 3 and 4. I won't tell...
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
merlina, was that really necessary? i'm sitting right here...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's only about 4 that piss me off.
1. is so full of himself its suprising he doesn't choke
2. is just..... arrogant
3. is obnoxious
4. is crawling up the arse of no 1. Constantly. Pathetically.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i applaud your stunning memory in such old age.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My list would take up two pages.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hare Club for Men?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, I miss Ha Ha Rabbit too.
Hey, that gives me an idea...
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
merlina:
stay away from my toes.
captthorns:
yeah, but i have to work today. so bunnies.
bunnies make me feel better.
you know, that's the only reason i ever came to uber.
because sometimes there were bunnies.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AGREED!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:40:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Making this list would be BOSH!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:40:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That list is way too short.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
aw hon you're sick?
If I was there I'd be making you comfort food and massaging your toes
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:40:15 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Hey, feelin' better? Or are you still "sick sick sick"?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:39:31 EDT (#)
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don't feel bad though, i'd make the cut too
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:39:30 EDT (#)
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:D
It's ghola time.
Submitted by BlinkinTurtle (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:39:23 EDT (#)
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It's just that I've only seen this movie twice before, and I've seen
you every night for the last eleven ye -- aha. What I mean to say is:
We'll snuggle tomorrow, sweetie. I promise.
-- Homer Simpson
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:39:16 EDT (#)
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were it an actual list, we can assume you'd be on it, yozz :)
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:38:45 EDT (#)
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Another fucking list I didnt make.....
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:38:29 EDT (#)
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Commence countdown to Oathmeal -2....
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:38:18 EDT (#)
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tee hee
filename
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:37:20 EDT (#)
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tee hee
bunnies
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-27 13:37:17 EDT (#)
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Look, Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband, I'm sorry
about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub, I'm sorry I used
your wedding dress to wax the car, and I'm sorry -- oh well, let's
just say I'm sorry for the whole marriage up to this point.
-- Homer Simpson
Marge on the Lam