SPT - All Your Wheelbarrow Are Belong To Haiku (camwhore) (880 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: 0.91 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Haiku Mikoo (View user info) at 2007-09-27 14:57:12 EDT
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-red-wheelbarrow/
My Blue Balls
a lot of pain
inside
my blue ball
sack
swelled with sperm
semen
stuck to pale
member.
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Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-09-29 09:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ya faggot
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-09-28 15:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-27 20:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who cares? Let's get drunk and plow.
You supply the booze, I'll bring the naked.
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I'll bring the naked.
Oh, Haiku.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-27 17:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-27 12:25:41 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That's not a haiku
The syllable count is wrong
So a point I dock =)
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Actually, I followed the exact syllable count of The Red Wheelbarrow. I was drunk last night, and thought it would be funny, didn't intend to post it, I was just doing it. It seemed like I should pollute thursday with it...I mean, it's just so bad.
Give me my point back nukka!
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Welll....okay. As it's you.
*mwah*
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-28 04:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-27 20:36:39 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Too bad there's no "shitty poetry" category, because this would totally fall in that one.
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Considering the subject matter, I'd say that's a bit redundant.
Filename +2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-27 23:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Too bad there's no "shitty poetry" category, because this would totally fall in that one.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-27 20:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who cares? Let's get drunk and plow.
You supply the booze, I'll bring the naked.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-27 19:11:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you desecrated Han!
why..why would you do that?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-27 19:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hippie!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-27 17:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-27 12:25:41 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That's not a haiku
The syllable count is wrong
So a point I dock =)
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Actually, I followed the exact syllable count of The Red Wheelbarrow. I was drunk last night, and thought it would be funny, didn't intend to post it, I was just doing it. It seemed like I should pollute thursday with it...I mean, it's just so bad.
Give me my point back nukka!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That's not a haiku
The syllable count is wrong
So a point I dock =)
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the titles
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Gimp says "Heyyyyy, sexy."
...
I told him to shut it and sit in his corner.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
These belong on Mondays.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
well your hair looks clean for a hippie.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you don't look anything like Alfred E Newman!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
highlighter below
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
By the way, no, I don't highlight my hair, it just kind of does that.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hawt
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-27 15:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What a difference a label makes, huh?
*brought to you by Menz Where?House*
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know I meant you.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA!
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I had a wheelbarrow, I would definitely fight your for it.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-27 14:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-27 11:54:32 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, but you didn't label it SPT.
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Fine