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Submitted by Zombie slayer (View user info) at 2007-09-27 16:06:16 EDT


http://www.kpho.com/news/14214579/detail.html?taf=pho

"A 14-year-old Lake Havasu boy has become the sixth victim to die nationwide this year of a microscopic organism that attacks the body through the nasal cavity, quickly eating its way to the brain.

Aaron Evans died Sept. 17 of Naegleria fowleri, an organism doctors said he probably picked up a week before while swimming in the balmy shallows of Lake Havasu.

According to the Centers For Disease Control, Naegleria infected 23 people from 1995 to 2004. This year health officials said they've noticed a spike in cases, with six Naegleria-related cases so far -- all of them fatal.

Such attacks are extremely rare, though some health officials have put their communities on high alert, telling people to stay away from warm, standing water."

They are telling us about a brain eating organism.

What they aren't telling us is that after the body dies the organism re-animates in search for more brains and that once infected by these bodies you become one.

You've been warned, and now you need to prepare yourself. Destroying what is left of the brain is th eonly thing to stop these things. Stock up on water and canned goods, be prepared for the zombie hordes and the inevitable marauding hordes.



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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-09-29 11:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/112046#2538732


This was from 28 days later.


I think you need to brush up on the basics.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-28 16:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-28 15:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

no plans yet. I say head north away from populated areas.
as long as the zombie bastards aren't supernatural, wait it out. They'll starve off.

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What the hell man? Zombies don't starve off.

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-28 15:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

no plans yet. I say head north away from populated areas.
as long as the zombie bastards aren't supernatural, wait it out. They'll starve off.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-28 13:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My plans are to get bitten while saving a hot young girl from black zombie, then drive a fuel truck into a crowd of zombies and light up a doobie i find after i roll the truck over, then light up the dynamite in the cab. i will be missed because of my role Transformers.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-28 09:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You see Jack, this is how it starts, just like in the movies.
fucking zombies all over the place and the survivors start fighting amongst themselves because they want to be in charge.

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Jack was full of plans.

Have you got any plans, Fallen?

Do you want us to find a cure and save the world or just fall in love and fuck?

Plans are pointless.

Staying alive's as good as it gets.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-28 09:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-28 09:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You see Jack, this is how it starts, just like in the movies.
fucking zombies all over the place and the survivors start fighting amongst themselves because they want to be in charge.

Well fuck that!
I aint getting eaten because you want the glory of warning everyone first.

This is my boom stick you undead mother-fuckers,come get some!

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-09-27 17:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I commented in a post weeks ago about some weird shit in Chile making zombies.
And you all laughed, see, see, I told you this would happen.

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They never listen do they?

I wish you the best in the coming zombie apocolypse.
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FUCK BOTH OF YOU.

I've been talking about this since 2005-03-04 19:23:17 EST.

Pandemic, anyone?


Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bring it. I just finished "The Zombie Survival Guide" and have followed it's suggestions to the letter.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


"Usually, from initial exposure it's fatal within two weeks," Beach said.

Oh my fuck, that's harsh.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I commented in a post weeks ago about some weird shit in Chile making zombies.
And you all laughed, see, see, I told you this would happen.


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They never listen do they?

I wish you the best in the coming zombie apocolypse.

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I commented in a post weeks ago about some weird shit in Chile making zombies.
And you all laughed, see, see, I told you this would happen.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i would welcome a plague of zombies.

it would be good aggression therapy for everyone to off some of the undead. like chopping wood or running, only with more satisfying decapitations and disembowelments involved.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've been needing something new to take out my agression on.
My penis is all bruised up.


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SOft zombie flesh won't bruise your member, but I don't know if you can catch zombie that way. Better wrap it up.

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh my God, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.

-- Homer Simpson
Cape Feare


Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've been needing something new to take out my agression on.
My penis is all bruised up.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1




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