My argument with an internet whore, whilst surfing a profile site. (945 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dumb JobsRating: -0.67 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Attack.Of.The.Chicken.Kiev (View user info) at 2007-09-28 03:24:27 EDT
Ok, so my argument may have been a bit flawed, but I found it funny none the less. I was cruising through one of these profile sites, and some self promoting slut decided to makecontact with me.....
Here goes.....
On 27 Sep 2007 10:57 kelseybi wrote:
Interested in a porn cd of me, featuring other young hot assed girls I know? follow the link to see my vids/pics!
http://kelseyglamour.bravehost.com/
xxx Kelsey
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On 27 Sep 2007 11:45 you wrote:
No, I don't roll like that.... i talk to real people, not people on here promoting thier sad lives. bye.
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On 27 Sep 2007 12:01 kelseybi wrote:
Or looking for just girls....
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On 27 Sep 2007 12:29 you wrote:
Got a girl, but to be honest yes, I chat to pretty girls or my friends from my home town..
I chat on here when bored at work. You just advertise your sordid whoring nature. Go out there, be nice, get a guy who likes you and not just your cunt flaps.
And then get a real job so you dont have to ask for money to spread your asshole.
Shhhhhh........
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On 27 Sep 2007 13:15 kelseybi wrote:
Nah I'm seeking just girls for meets and cams and scum like you can't handle it.
...and yeah guys aren't into cunt flaps these days as we are beyond nature's instincts, fag.
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On 27 Sep 2007 13:41 you wrote:
lol get bent, you would not have offered me a fucking CD if you you were just looking to please girls you fucking tard. Educate yourself before arguing with the educated.
And the two things you have said contradict each other, I can't handle it because you only want girls...? Which makes me jealous in your eyes... So i am straight...
Yet i am a fag??? And not into cunt flaps, then why am i jealous?
I know you are only doing life how mummy taught you but all i can ask is when you are spittng out kiddies in your paid for council flat that you educate them to not be like thier mother.
Ciao for now.
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On 27 Sep 2007 18:58 kelseybi wrote:
Weird fucker, get this and stop being sententious as I will eat your heart out in a battle of wits and precise grammer, I offer a CD to guys and my body to girls, ergo I'm not only here just to advertise my classy CD, can you deal with that, you gay fuck?
Incidently and possibly extraneously as I don't give two fucks for men on the net with a tight wallet: "Eachother" is two words by the way, wiseacre. i should always read I. Spitting has two i's.
Educated? You possibly are to an extent but I'd hazard a guess you have no more than 3 GCSE's, possibly heading straight to work after the summer hols in after your last year of School.
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On 28 Sep 2007 05:35 you wrote:
Hahaha most of what you just said is very innacurate, and 'yawn' enticing. Whilst I am impressed with your ability to produce a thesaurus from your local tesco's bargain bin and using it to battle greatness, your wit would be shot down quicker than an outspoken man of african origin at a KKK reuinon dinner part.
Get this, I do not need to tell you what I do, nor what education I have managed to pick up in life, all I know is like I said before, I hope your kids strive to be all that you are not.
Sit down with them, read a book with them, as you obviously have some intelligence, and my wallet is not tight, I just have a rule of not paying for something you can get for niente. Besides, why spend a fortune on rotten eggs when you can pluck a freshen from a chicken's backside for free? Hmmmm?
Lastly, "gay fuck", and "advertise my classy CD", comments like this do not bode well to hide your un-educated nature. No egit-on-ewok love-fest of a DVD can be described as classy, it just does not suit. I feel sorry for you, you probably slaved for a day with your pickle brained amigo's to produce that feeble response, and I have just pissed this out in five minutes at 06:31 in the morning. Well, I hope you respond, at least you are keeping me entertained.
Forever glad, to be a "gay fuck", and not a 'you', Kyle.
Big Kisses.
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I am still waiting for a reply. Oh the fun I have whilst bored at work. UBER!
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:56:56 EDT (#)
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nah kid
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:35:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-28 00:29:27 PDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-28 03:28:30 EDT (#)
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you both lose.
oh and thats a dude youre talking to by the way. which does make you a fag, cos its obvious that youre getting a hardon over this tardversation
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-09-30 22:40:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-09-30 22:15:52 EDT (#)
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*Obligatory comparison of special olympics and internet argument*
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-09-30 22:15:52 EDT (#)
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*Obligatory comparison of special olympics and internet argument*
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-30 19:31:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-29 20:14:17 EDT (#)
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shuddup
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-09-29 19:09:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-28 03:57:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-28 03:56:15 EDT (#)
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This was painful to read. It's obvious you started writing these emails with ubersite in mind
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Hahaha not at all. Doubt me, most of you will. But this is my argumentative nature, and i'm wierd.
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NBM = Yoda
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:45:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-28 09:16:17 EDT (#)
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I saw a pimp once. He actually looked surprisingly scared.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-28 09:07:15 EDT (#)
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Why put the link in? You are just pushing more business her way...
You her pimp?
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-09-28 09:00:35 EDT (#)
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you could of gotten porn. Cmon man, PORN.
But no, you HAD to argue.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:47:20 EDT (#)
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I'm surprised this is rated as high as it is.... the argument is crap all round on both sides and everywhere in between and really isn't all that ammusing. or I could just be in a foul mood and am missing something. whatever
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:43:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:01:41 EDT (#)
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I'm beginning to see why your mother abandoned you.
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It's because she was a whore hellbent on single sex.
And damn was I an ugly baby.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:29:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-28 03:28:30 EDT (#)
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you both lose.
oh and thats a dude youre talking to by the way. which does make you a fag, cos its obvious that youre getting a hardon over this tardversation
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While I agree with the above comment, I believe if you had used some imagination here, this could have turned out much better. Therefore have a +0.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:01:41 EDT (#)
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I'm beginning to see why your mother abandoned you.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-28 04:33:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-28 04:12:20 EDT (#)
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+1 my mood improves after 3 am.
you remember american gladiators, the event where they swing those big ass batons at one another to knock the other person off the platform? we built some of those the other night out of PVC pipes, pillows, and duct tape. then we doused the ends with lighter fluid and set them on fire. the event didn't last very long but it was good fun while it lasted. we had a hose at the ready. i burnt my hand.
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You went through that abundance of uberlicious effort.... With no Youtube related video?
That is something i would love to see/do, there must be a way to keep the batons burning....
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-28 04:12:20 EDT (#)
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+1 my mood improves after 3 am.
you remember american gladiators, the event where they swing those big ass batons at one another to knock the other person off the platform? we built some of those the other night out of PVC pipes, pillows, and duct tape. then we doused the ends with lighter fluid and set them on fire. the event didn't last very long but it was good fun while it lasted. we had a hose at the ready. i burnt my hand.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-28 03:59:56 EDT (#)
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The first thing i said is my argument was flawed.... So i did not expect points... I just enjoyed the banter..... And thought i would share it.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-28 03:57:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-28 03:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was painful to read. It's obvious you started writing these emails with ubersite in mind
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Hahaha not at all. Doubt me, most of you will. But this is my argumentative nature, and i'm wierd.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-28 03:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was painful to read. It's obvious you started writing these emails with ubersite in mind.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-28 03:54:53 EDT (#)
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I thought iddqd said it best with "tardversation". Make sure you actually sound intelligent when you're claiming to be. She sounded smarter than you, but unfortunately she misspelled grammar. So neither of you get any points.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-28 03:47:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-28 03:39:10 EDT (#)
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The chick clearly has a problem with what she does or she wouldn't have been on the defensive and jumped down your throat.
I don't think her ass is all that great either
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Amen sister. And merci merci for actually appriciating what I saw as quite a comical lil row there.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-28 03:46:48 EDT (#)
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I dunno why i got into this argument really, it was boredom fuelled. I loved it.
I don't think i won, i just enjoyed it.
Bless you all.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-28 03:44:42 EDT (#)
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Cj as much as I have warmed to your personality of late, the thought of your buttocks do produce a teeny bit of sick in my mouth.
Calm down, your boyfriend Mr Roch will be back im sure.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-09-28 03:41:37 EDT (#)
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"I'm not only here just to advertise my classy CD"
Excuse me, I must voluntarily inhale my own vomit.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-28 03:40:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-28 03:30:14 EDT (#)
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That's probably ChaosJester you are talking too.
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LIES!
My ass is *much* better looking.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-28 03:39:10 EDT (#)
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The chick clearly has a problem with what she does or she wouldn't have been on the defensive and jumped down your throat.
I don't think her ass is all that great either.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-28 03:33:55 EDT (#)
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I thought this was entertaining.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-28 03:30:14 EDT (#)
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That's probably ChaosJester you are talking too.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-28 03:29:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-28 03:28:30 EDT (#)
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you both lose.
oh and thats a dude youre talking to by the way. which does make you a fag, cos its obvious that youre getting a hardon over this tardversation
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-28 03:28:30 EDT (#)
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you both lose.
oh and thats a dude youre talking to by the way. which does make you a fag, cos its obvious that youre getting a hardon over this tardversation
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-28 03:26:42 EDT (#)
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Soooo who won that argument...... hmmmmm