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FUCK YOU JACQUE! I Belong to Shlong. (NSFW) (3366 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -0.68 on 48 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Meeley (View user info) at 2007-09-28 08:27:04 EDT


Seriously. I hate you. We're over.

Have fun fucking my dirty friends you French piece of shit.

Gerard Depardieu is better looking than you!

Did you cry when Marceau died? I bet you did, and at the same time masturbated over his stupid fucking mime face.

Stop calling my house, my mother doesn't appreciate it.

Asshole.

Shlongy Makes Me Wet.jpg (139 kB)

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User Reviews


Submitted by FrankenChrist (user info) at 2008-01-13 17:52:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

nice. a twee bit of an attetnion grabber, but we love you anyway.

Submitted by T_M_U (user info) at 2007-12-26 12:10:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hot

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Whoah... Didn't expect to see this cheeky bitch again!

Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-01 18:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-10-01 18:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-09-30 23:43:14 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I grow weary of this.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-01 07:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Uh oh

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-10-01 02:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I grow weary of this.

Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2007-10-01 00:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

id fuck this dumb whore til she bleed if it wasn;t so fucking stupid

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-09-30 22:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Utter crap.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-30 19:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-30 19:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-09-29 01:29:04 BST (#)
Ranking: -2

I pretty much left Uber because of this alter.

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Not an alter...

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-09-29 17:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SHA, SHA, SHA! SHA, SHA, SHA-SHA SHA-SHA!
SHA, SHA, SHA! SHA, SHA, SHA-SHA SHA-SHA!
SHA, SHA, SHA! SHA, SHA, SHA-SHA SHA-SHA!
SHA, SHA, SHA! SHA, SHA, SHENANIGANZ!



Alter of worship!

Submitted by Adaman (user info) at 2007-09-29 11:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-29 00:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Shit man, where the hell is Bart when you need him?


Lazy bastard.

Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-09-28 20:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I pretty much left Uber because of this alter.

Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-09-28 20:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Since this alter is obviously not drawing the audience/heat it once did, time for it to die.

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-09-28 18:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

oh just give up the link and move on
post it gurl is way old now

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-09-28 18:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

boring

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-28 15:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you shut up now

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-28 13:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I LOVE THIS DIRTY GIRL!!!

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Actually I got kind of excited at the promise of moar bewbs

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-09-28 10:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Alligator..... sunset..... you know what you have to do

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-28 10:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Whats your favourite pet animal Meeley?

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-09-28 10:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

uhhhh.......

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-28 10:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

look unless the pics you post of her are going to get MORE explicit JUST STOP.

thank you.

Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-09-28 09:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Still?

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-28 09:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hanv't we swept this alter under the rug yet?

Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-09-28 09:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Cmon toots, you know shlongy will only leave you.

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-28 09:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:38:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Those really are great tits.

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Troof.

These posts are so awesome. I hope it never ends! Wahoo bewbiez!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-28 09:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This chick/internet porno broad still gives me semi-wood.

Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-28 09:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

By the way. Here's Jacques address:

Champ de Mars
Paris
75007

SEND HIM GARLIC!

Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-09-28 09:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha, I would rail that chick in the picture so effin' hard.

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF!

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Make me, bitch.

Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-28 13:44:58 BST (#)
Ranking: -2

When is this joker gonna quit?

BORED

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So you're arguing with a dude over e-mail and you don't like titties eh? This is pretty ridiculous, but it's free boobs man!

Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

When is this joker gonna quit?

BORED

Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Her lip is mighty talented!

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It sure is...

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Her lip is mighty talented!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:38:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Those really are great tits.

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jacque (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What a crusty whore! I hated fucking you because your vagina looks like a tether ball.
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I laughed so hard

Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jacque (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What a crusty whore! I hated fucking you because your vagina looks like a tether ball.

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Fuck off. I bet at least Shlongy knows what a clitoris is, you incompetent motherfucker.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The part about mimes made me spit tea all over the place, thanks for that

Submitted by Jacque (user info) at 2007-09-28 08:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What a crusty whore! I hated fucking you because your vagina looks like a tether ball.


Foul temptress. I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy, too!

-- Homer Simpson
The Last Temptation of Homer