UBER GO ROUND 2007 - Wrap-up and WINNAR (1609 hits)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2007-09-28 11:09:51 EDT
Looking 'round the room
I can tell that you
Are the most beautiful girl
In the room
In the whole wide room
And when you're on the street
Depending on the street
I bet that you are definitely
In the top three
Good looking girls on the street
Depending on the street
Flight of the Conchords, Part-Time Model
And the curtains close on another (the first another) Uber-Go-Round (U-G-R)©™. Sad, I know..but it had to happen sometime.
...And the WINNAR is:
FEY!
Fey could still be considered a N00B by some accounts, but she came for a Serious Writer's Forum, and goddamnit she's remained steadfast in her desire to keep it that way. Winning this VERY PRESTIGIOUS AND PRIZELESS CONTEST should do wonders for her Uber career. Congratulations, Fey!
An honorable mention the Shlongy, who unlike many of the competitors and despite claiming he would numerous times, NEVER FORFEITED, showed some ass, and entertained the hell out of some of us along the way.
If you haven't already, check out some of the glorious mess we all created this time around.
R1
Little Plastic Army Men
Susie_Derkins http://www.ubersite.com/m/111169
Occams_Razor http://www.ubersite.com/m/111152
Photographic Life
Kre8rix http://www.ubersite.com/m/111147
ilikesteak http://www.ubersite.com/m/111126
Six Toes to Paradise
Jeanneee http://www.ubersite.com/m/111151
A Perfect Exit Ruined
Brdn_Nkd http://www.ubersite.com/m/111110
phuzzygish http://www.ubersite.com/m/111163
Shag On My Carpet and Semen Stains
Shlongy http://www.ubersite.com/m/111149
Freckles That Kill
kaos-king http://www.ubersite.com/m/111113
Axolotl http://www.ubersite.com/m/111119
Bleached White
beer-turtle http://www.ubersite.com/m/111176
azurefroz http://www.ubersite.com/m/111165
Rob the Peeping Tom
DeadToast: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111123
Nose Garden
Ballare: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111145
I Need a Wrench
DrogoRoch http://www.ubersite.com/m/111162
This New Moon Shines
inion_de_trua http://www.ubersite.com/m/111181
haikumikoo http://www.ubersite.com/m/111153
Total Dissatisfaction
CaptainThorns http://www.ubersite.com/m/111146
Building A Better Mother
Sacrilicious http://www.ubersite.com/m/111177
Orgasmatron http://www.ubersite.com/m/111171
Gather up the Guns :: SPECIAL BOSH MAN EDITION!!
DudeThatsBosh http://www.ubersite.com/m/111150
R2
Lips Like Morphine
Brdn_Nkd http://www.ubersite.com/m/111460
DrogoRoch http://www.ubersite.com/m/111453
Wednesday Went Wicked
Susie_Derkins http://www.ubersite.com/m/111471
The Last Minutes Of Sunshine
Kaos-king http://www.ubersite.com/m/111463
Doctored
Sacrilicious http://www.ubersite.com/m/111470
Captain Thorns http://www.ubersite.com/m/111462
Show Me Heaven
Axolotl http://www.ubersite.com/m/111457
The Fear of Fire
Shlongy http://www.ubersite.com/m/111469
Never Make a Promise
DeadToast http://www.ubersite.com/m/111398
In the Ashes of Our Century
Fey http://www.ubersite.com/m/111444
R3
I Like Standing Rigid
Brdn_Nkd http://www.ubersite.com/m/111614
That We Might Live
DrogoRoch http://www.ubersite.com/m/111616
CaptainThorns http://www.ubersite.com/m/111619
Damn Your Eyes
Susie_Derkins http://www.ubersite.com/m/111639
Sacrilicious http://www.ubersite.com/m/111637
Show Me Your Hole
Shlongy http://www.ubersite.com/m/111636
The Pieces Of Pride
kaos-king http://www.ubersite.com/m/111622
Fey http://www.ubersite.com/m/111627
R4
Shlongy http://www.ubersite.com/m/111823
Captain Thorns http://www.ubersite.com/m/111809
Brdn_Nkd http://www.ubersite.com/m/111804
Fey http://www.ubersite.com/m/111745
FINALS
Shlongy http://www.ubersite.com/m/111998
Fey http://www.ubersite.com/m/111987 - WINNAR
Thanks to everyone who participated and rated. GOOD TIMES.
Oh yeah..so..who's hosting Grueberfest, anyway...?
User Reviews
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-29 00:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whatever. IASIP is hilarious.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-29 00:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes, you should give it another chance.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-28 23:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-28 16:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
especially Pat Burrell
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-28 15:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh just so you know, i love cheesesteaks, i've listened to g love since high school, and it's always sunny is possible my favorite show right now. i still hate the phillies, though.
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HA Fair enough- there are enough Phillies FANS who hate Pat Burrell.
G-Love is fun, but I have a confession. I always forget how FX tends to have quality shows, but I've caught a couple of episodes of IASIP..and I don't know if it's that the story is too entailed for a casual watcher or what, but I wasn't impressed. I know it has a sort of cult following though. So I should give it another chance?
p.s.- GO FLYERS WOO
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-28 16:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
especially Pat Burrell
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-28 15:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh just so you know, i love cheesesteaks, i've listened to g love since high school, and it's always sunny is possible my favorite show right now. i still hate the phillies, though.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-24 18:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hadn't laughed so hard at uber in days, Crystle. Good on you for taking one for the team.
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-24 14:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for this review. Had me in hysterics yesterday!
~Crystle
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:37:10 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UNBANG CHRYSLER!
Submitted by pillowcase (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sacrilicious Love Fat Buffalo Chicks With Bannock Asses And Cunts That You Can't Find
Especially The Scrawny Skinny Ones That Move Around All Over When You Put It In
And That Have Cones For Tits
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're the one that broke the rules...don't come whining back at the anti-whining post.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU ARE NOT ABOVE THE LAW
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
without rules anarchy will reign
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-10-10 02:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-10 12:34:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:39:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-28 01:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
POST SOMETHING YOU TALENTLESS HACK.
*reverse psychologizes*
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Aw.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-08 23:10:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-07 04:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey sis -- I was rooting for the Phillies too.
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No he wasn't. Don't let him lie to you. I hope he suffers a Bo Diaz fate for that lie.
Wait. No I don't.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOORAY FOR FEY.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-07 04:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey sis -- I was rooting for the Phillies too.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-01 10:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
in regards to: http://www.ubersite.com/m/112076#2539596
i was on the road. a fucking lot. and when i wasn't i was too busy to muck about here. now i've entered a stage of just being at a dead run instead of a jacked-up-on-meth-trucker mode, so it's a little quieter.
'grats on the Phillies win. going to postseason games is a blast. nothing like october baseball in your home stadium. anywho, did anyone see that glavine meltdown coming? not me. what a candyass.
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Glad you're back, scourgey.
I'm looking forward to watching some games IF THEY SCHEDULE BEYOND THE NEXT TWO FOR A TIME OTHER THAN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMN WORK DAY. 3PM WED and Thurs? LAAAME.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Grueberfest, JonnyX!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, is it time for UberMadness yet?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-01 10:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
in regards to: http://www.ubersite.com/m/112076#2539596
i was on the road. a fucking lot. and when i wasn't i was too busy to muck about here. now i've entered a stage of just being at a dead run instead of a jacked-up-on-meth-trucker mode, so it's a little quieter.
'grats on the Phillies win. going to postseason games is a blast. nothing like october baseball in your home stadium. anywho, did anyone see that glavine meltdown coming? not me. what a candyass.
Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2007-10-01 00:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what the fuck
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-30 18:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'grats on your win. The Phils are friggin' scary. Go Padres.
Then, go D'backs.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-30 16:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PHILLIES CLINCH NL EAST
GO PHILS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-30 03:06:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
my kitty=feline
vagina=d_r
BE ADVISED
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-09-30 03:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
first sand now fleas
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-09-30 03:04:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gross
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-30 03:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OH NOES
I used to spend hours picking flea dirt off my pooor kitty.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-30 02:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fleas.
oh.
no.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-29 21:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Crown +2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-29 19:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh right..the 10,000th. We had fun with that actually. Games of chance, radio contests, etc.
Where've you been anyway? Haven't seen you around over the past week or two, so I haven't had the chance to talk to you. I thought maybe you'd gone on vacation or something and forgotten all about me.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-29 19:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
seeing the cards hand the phillies their 10,000 loss this year was one of my seasons highlight.
*smiles cheerily at the memory*
you don't talk to me anymore, so we're uber enemies now.
we should offer insult to one another. or something.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-29 19:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, seeing the Phils beat the Cards was one of my birthday presents this year.
Man..that Rivera guy from Washington can sure pitch.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-29 19:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you guys can thank my cardinals for helping bump the phillies into first, short lived though it was. (i fully expect the mets to pull out of that fucking insane meltdown. 13-0 victory today is proof that they are clutch as hell.) and all the cubs fans can thank us for getting so deep under Yost's skin that he more or less threw away his team's chance at a post-season run just for some meaningless retaliation. what a fucking moron.
i guess since we can't get to the postseason we can at least help fuck up a few divisions in the end.
there's always next year.
oh dear god. i sounded like a cubs fan.
time to blow my own brains out.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-29 18:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THIS BALLGAME SUCKS
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-29 18:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Disgruntled above
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-29 15:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:29:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was definitely the most fun I've had since the Shamrock Open comp of last year.
--
I won that contest... making it the best comp this site has ever seen.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-09-28 22:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
winner winner chicken dinner don't care
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-28 21:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<tears in eyes, blowing kisses and waving>
Thank you, thank you... this is all a little overwhelming...
Hang on, what? Prizeless? I was told a million dollars! SCOURGE?!
Anyway, onward and upward to furthering my Über career (uber career made me laugh my socks off) and dammit, there should be a better picture of me on this site.
Thanks people, I had fun (except for a slight meltdown which we'll politely not mention much).
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-28 19:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicely done.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-28 18:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Al'right... I'll put together a Grueberfest '07 announcement post for Monday.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-09-28 18:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-28 17:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No wonder we get along.
I, for one, cannot WAIT to forfeit in the next contest.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-28 16:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm pretty sure i forfeited the last 5 contests i joined.
that's how i roll.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-28 16:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Count me in.
For a first round forfeit.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-28 16:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-28 16:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate all of you.
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Nuh uh.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-28 16:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll play in Grueberfest again, provided I get matched up with Shlongy. ;)
Just kidding...I'll play whoever I'm paired up with. That's one of my favorite comps.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-28 16:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'd play... i enjoyed the excuse to write again, obvoiusly enough to squeeze out a few extra posts after too.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-28 16:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
G-Fest was the thing that got me started, proper, here.
Maybe it'll be able to work its magic a second time.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-28 16:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do people actually WANT to participate, NKD???
I have no issue with running it - Just to you think people want another contest so soon???
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-28 16:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if you're gonna do it should prolly get it goin soon since we have like a month.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-28 16:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Oh yeah..so..who's hosting Grueberfest, anyway...?"
Fuck me running, I won that last year - - I suppose I should run it this year...
I hate all of you.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-28 15:59:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
troof:
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fey > Shlongy
lol:
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm only lesbian SOME of the time, you robotic shemale. And NONE of this might have happened had you showed me that room, you know.
And I don't believe in trying to compromise the design of my creator. I just let it flow freely.
bad:
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can live with that.
And it's coo the Uba is reigned from the old continent.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-28 14:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the winnar! carrot top.
just kidding fey... in case I haven't already said it... congratulations. nice work hit the showers.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-28 14:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who's the chisel jawed cunt?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-28 14:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FAIL
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-28 14:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DAMN, so close.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-28 13:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WIN
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-28 13:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good on ya, mate.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-28 13:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah starbucks sounds good. I'll race you.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-28 13:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*xanaxes off*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-28 13:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MOG IT'S TIME FOR STARBUCKS.
I'M GOING TO GET ALL FAGGED OUT ON BULLSHIT EXPENSIVE COFFEE AND BE HYPER FOR THE REST OF THE GODDAMN DAY. AND ALL OF YOU WILL SUFFER. EAT MY WAND, AMERICA!
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
liek omg below
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can live with that.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Still say I won...
Mine was CLEARLY superior.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And I don't believe in trying to compromise the design of my creator. I just let it flow freely.
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hurls
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm only lesbian SOME of the time, you robotic shemale. And NONE of this might have happened had you showed me that room, you know.
And I don't believe in trying to compromise the design of my creator. I just let it flow freely.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you telling me that I've been hitting on a lesbian?
COOL
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*checks bajiner for sand...*
*pushes valerie out of the way*
*checks own bajiner...*
frowns...
*looks back down in and at underpants..*
where's my bajiner?
okay hang on this isn't right. The woman got taken to the 'final' by shlongy for chrissakes. How the FUCK does a total n00b win a writing contest, when she's half new zealand??
*scrolls through valeries posts..*
oh, I see it now, valerie's a lesbian. way to win a writing contest Dame Kiri Te Kanawa.
this site makes me puke.
I'm a better man than to break your plus 2 streak morticia. I hope someone sets fire to your tampon string. good night and good riddance.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wear these for a day, Shortfellow: http://www.inchups.com/3.html
They go all the way up to 1.25, just like you.
Submitted by StereoTypist (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I does as I is told :)
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wheeeeeeeoooooo
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:36:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Take a fucking Xanax, Orgasmo.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wildslutangel22@yahooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LET'S GET IN A CAB,
I'LL BUY YOU A KEBAB!
AN' I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT I'M SHARIN' A KEBAB WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL
(I HAVE EVER SEEN WITH A KEBAB)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:29:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was definitely the most fun I've had since the Shamrock Open comp of last year.
Especially getting to go head to head with the MAN himsel, Herbert J. Shlongy!
Good times, old man. It was fun dicking around with ya. =)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You people can't have a contest without some drama-rama, even when shlongy is playing fair.
___________________________________________________
Marge: What if he's crazy?
Homer: And what if he's not? Then we'd look like idiots.
Burns Baby Burns
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually there was sposed to be a prize.... fey email me your addy and eventually I'll get it sent... it may be a few weeks but it'll go. brdn_nkd.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fey > Shlongy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This contest blew.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You people can't have a contest without some drama-rama, even when shlongy is playing fair.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:12:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOVE THE BURGER KING CROWN!!!
and having all the links in one post roxxors too