Because I was told to... (1747 hits)
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Submitted by StereoTypist (View user info) at 2007-09-28 11:46:29 EDT
I was told that I had to camwhore. So... yeah... that's me.... my brother's next to me... that about covers it.
Next order please!
User Reviews
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd run up in ya, but your brother looks like he belongs on http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
In fact, I think I'm going to submit this picture. I bet your myspace is loaded with other worthy pics as well, though.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-01 19:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hmm, you're probably not real, but as long as you're entertaining, you'll do for now.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-10-01 13:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Camwhores get a +2
but astro turf as grass?? come one man, how fucking ghetto can you get!
you dont live at giants stadium do you?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-01 08:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, this is Seth from Videorama. The following DVDs are now overdue: "Drunken Hussies 3", "Backdoor Patrol 5" and "Bona Lisa Smile". Thank you.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-01 08:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-09-30 12:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is that shlongy in the back?
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I'm pretty sure Shlongy has less hair than that. At least on his head.
*ducks*
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-30 16:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO PHILS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-09-30 12:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is that shlongy in the back?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-30 12:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think that you and that other one are the same person, alter.
Submitted by zajebisty (user info) at 2007-09-30 09:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Cute, I'd rather see you naked than Meely
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-09-30 01:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess I can't fault you for your brother(you obviously don't love him if you let him leave the house like that) but as for you daaaaaaamn! It may not seem like a compliment but if I saw you in public I'd have impolite thoughts about you!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-09-29 22:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I told you to show us your hole, would you listen?
How about your titties?
Don't leave me hangin'.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-09-29 11:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
BAZONGAS
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-09-29 10:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stuff a dick up your arse - now you've been told, let's see.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-28 23:28:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn!
Is Uber being outsourced?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112029, http://www.ubersite.com/m/111179
Just kidding, hon. You're purdy.
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-09-28 23:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Will you touch my penis with your mouth pls?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-28 18:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, sucking up too much can be just as bad as being a straight-up asshole.
I'm just sayin' s'all.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-09-28 18:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you'd look better on a Harley
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-28 18:11:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey are you a real girl!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-28 17:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There appears to be a cross-section model of a penis balanced precariously in the cleft between your head and your bro's head... Also, I can see your dad's beaver. All in all this is a kickass camwhore.
PS - You're hot. Be prepared to get bombarded with filthy suggestions.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-28 16:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look normal. Hi.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-28 14:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have been incredibly annoyed all day by those reviews you left on everybody's posts.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-28 14:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You appear to be the only socket at this tool party. Probably the only one to go to bed alone, too.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-28 14:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-28 14:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tits AHOY!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-28 14:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LOOOOOOVE the green felt you're pimping as grass.
GHETTOOOOOOO
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-09-28 14:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your brother looks like the sledgehammer of tools
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-28 14:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tits
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-28 13:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HERE COME THE INTERNET PREDATORS! HOW ABOUT W3 3XCH4NG3 EM4L ADDR3SS3S OR AIM 4ND W3 CAN CH4T 4ND G3T TO KN0W E3ACHOTHER??!!!!11
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-09-28 13:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol it's the even more retarded George.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-28 13:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would like one order of your brother with a side of the cute one in the background.
oh, and a strawberry shake.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-09-28 13:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yay cleavage!
see how it makes all the boys
here go ga-ga-goo-goo?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your cunt probably looks like an ice cream sandwich that's sat in the sun for 5 weeks.
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I just pictured this and almost threw up, thank you
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your cunt probably looks like an ice cream sandwich that's sat in the sun for 5 weeks.
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I was thinking the same thing...in, um, different words. I was also thinking that your brother probably spends a lot of time in that bent over position.
Whatever though. I dont really like when girls wear those giant sunglasses. Your brother's sunglasses are inexcusable.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This did not entertain me at all.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you guys look like good incest movies candidates
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translation: (you'll get used to him), 'all your brothers are belong to good movie relations for sure'.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your cunt probably looks like an ice cream sandwich that's sat in the sun for 5 weeks.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you guys look like good incest movies candidates
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:30:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know what you should REALLY do?
Write something, instead of following cretain "rules" or expectations. It belittles your ability as a writer to kneel before a predetermined way of doing things. Makes people think that you're predictible and lack creativity. Makes me think you aren't capable of independant thought.
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Don't listen to him. As everyone here can tell you, ownership of a vagina is all you need to get by.
Really, just show us your hole.
After all, if you follow his suggestion, you aren't capable of independant thought.
In other words, unless you both:
A)Write something excellent
&
B)Show us your hole
you will fail.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
there is no karen.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know what you should REALLY do?
Write something, instead of following cretain "rules" or expectations. It belittles your ability as a writer to kneel before a predetermined way of doing things. Makes people think that you're predictible and lack creativity. Makes me think you aren't capable of independant thought.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
weeeps
no, she wouldn't - the slore
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nope, no g-chats from you deary.... guess you'll just have to come to sconny for hot monkey love and cheese.
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No monkey love, cheese-boy. Karen would kick my ass.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-28 09:15:37 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SHOW ME YOUR INNER BEAUTY
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're really pretty and your other post was somewhat interesting. bravo.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SHOW ME YOUR INNER BEAUTY
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus it's like you're in telly tubby land sans the rolling hills and spaceship house. And it's been over-run by nancies...wait. telly tubby *are* nancies.....and who's the 'brother'? All I see are sand niggers. and one with fabio hair. I'm totally freaking out here.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nope, no g-chats from you deary.... guess you'll just have to come to sconny for hot monkey love and cheese.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Wow, you're gorgeous.
2. Are you a real person?
3. Show Shlongy your hole.
I think that about covers it.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:10:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
B-Sauce, how's it going?
My g-chat only works when it wants to now, so I'm assuming you didn't get the few chats I tried to send you.
StereoTypist - Don't forget to +2 all of my posts too. I am, in fact, awesome.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hi HE. long time no talk....
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A lip ring? Seriously?
Your brother looks like 8 different kinds of fag in that pic.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
boobies
Know who's a big fan of them?
<points thumbs back at self. big grin>
M E ! ! !
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
boobies
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh! That's your brother! HA! My bad. Your brother's watch is too big and his hair does nothing for the whole "They used a vaccum to get me out of mommy" thing he's got going on there.
...
Also, worryingly, he's a bit... you know... familiar there. When you say 'bro' do you mean like "Ah hang out wit' ma bro's till ah gots ta change ma underwear" sort of bro or do you mean brother in the biblical sense?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-28 12:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm dying to know....DO YOU SHAVE YOUR BOX?
Or does someone do it for you?
Are you looking for volunteers?
Please advise. KTHX
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-28 10:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Since you seem to have not gotten all the standard reviews I will now give them to you:
y halo thar noob
you seem semi-literate. stick around and keep trying.
Uber may seem like a free-for all, but be warned: there ARE rules.
the first being +2 all the post of your uber elders so that they are nice to you.
you can start with mine, then move on to crystle, Method, and scourge.
Don't forget to prove you aren't an alter by posting a camwhore.
show us your tits!
Show us your hole!
-2 die!
i'm bored now.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongy will be here to camp shortly and will bring you many variations on "show us your hole" fair warning just so you knows.
Sorry I'm late. I was in a meeting.
Oh yeah, DO YOU TAKE IT IN THE POOPER?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so, on behalf of the ubertards, are you single? Where are you? Age? Do you take it up the bum?
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"Do you take it up the bum?"
Ok who's running Crystle's account today??
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who exactly told you to camwhore? I sure didn't and I'm in charge around here.
You brother's a mo.
PS, not bad but next time, show some hole, please.
I said please.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wonderful, but who are you?
If you're the chick with nice cleavage, your ratings will be proportionate to the amount of clothes you wear in future pictures.
If you're any of the guys in the picture, you'd better be a great writer.
And where is my crack?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongy will be here to camp shortly and will bring you many variations on "show us your hole" fair warning just so you knows.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so, on behalf of the ubertards, are you single? Where are you? Age? Do you take it up the bum?
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your brother looks like a bro.
telltale signs:
- pre-faded jeans with pre-cut holes
- unnecessarily large sunglasses
- shirt size extra medium
- his shirt says, "Bitches" on it.
other than that... HAI2U!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your brother stole Method's hairstyle.
Could you please repost and crop out the old dude who's sitting in such a way that his ballsack might peek out from his little shorts?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
His shirt - his shirt says BITCHES
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:52:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
um... damn.
<wink wink>
hi and welcome, buy me a drink?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
duooode - you still haven't +2'd all my posts!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-28 11:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the hell is going on with your head, man?