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Trouble (392 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 1.11 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by TechnoRatty (View user info) at 2007-09-28 17:06:38 EDT





And I'm still not sleeping. I swear I've never done anything like this. Never... I look at you, while you're sleeping. So sound, so comfortable. I roll out of the bed and head toward the bathroom.

I wonder around the apartment for about 10 minutes before I locate the bathroom. I run the water and turn to face the mirror.

"What've you gotten yourself into?" I question my reflection, no response. I know exactly what I've gotten myself into. What trouble will be waiting when I get back home.

Why? Why return? Why leave? You're perfectly content here with him. I decide I'll wait till after the shower. The thoughts, my troubles, melt away with the water. I know that sounds cliché, but it's true.

I step out of the shower (yes, I know I've used that before, but no, this isn't a story about serial killers or murder in general), to meet his beautiful face. He's not too tall and not too short. I realize I'm naked and dripping wet. Damn showers, they seem to have that effect on me. I look at the mirror again. The five pounds of eyeliner and mascara that took a whole two minutes to put on is washed away except for the slightest tell of black around my eyes.

He throws his arms around my waist and begins to kiss me. And to make a long story short (no, not a pun, that part wasn't short) and also to appease me (dirty and broken) the whole reason for our meeting was done again and then some. We leave his house and head to his car, still holding hands and still head-spinny in that post-orgasmic way. Thank god I have the most gullible parents in the world. He drops me off. I go inside my house, it's only 6:58, and I've two minutes to rest and regain my bearings. I feel the sudden need to type, so I do. It feels good to, you know, just mess around with someone without expecting something in return. I and he clarified that on the drive home ...in between the groping and what not.

Maybe I should tell him that I'm not actually 19 years old ....... but 14.







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Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-11-23 14:13:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

stolen

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2007-09-29 12:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Was a +2, but the misspellings and misquotes got to me.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-29 06:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by BlinkinTurtle (user info) at 2007-09-28 20:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Bart: What religion are you?

Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't
work out in real life, uh, Christianity.

Homerpalooza

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-28 19:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2,
scary but true.

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-09-28 18:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

ignorance of the girls actual age doesn't constitute a defense even if she was lying about her age.



Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-28 17:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-09-28 17:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Filename, indeed.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-28 17:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

As long as we've already did the dirty deeds, I don't care how old you are...after the fact.


Did you hear that, Marge? She called me a baboon! The stupidest,
ugliest, smelliest ape of them all!

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Substitute