So Didja Hear the One About Cheap Folding Card Tables? (1116 hits)
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Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-09-29 05:41:35 EDT
A donde esté Los Mets?
Hago un poste sobre Los Mets. En la Übersite! Incredíble!
Pero Los Mets esta un equipa de beisbol; y un muy bueno equipo tambien.
Pero, los Mets tiene muy problemas; comienzan con el "bull-pen".
No me gusta los mets. No me gusta!
Necesito un Milagro! Ahora necesitamos un milagro!
Pobresito, Los Mets.
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Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-10-16 02:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
and of course by missed I meant misspelled
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-10-16 02:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-09-30 14:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-29 06:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
caliete pinch phallic symbols. Tu madre es un puta.
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lmao irl
Gotta love dumbasses who learn a few slang cursewords from somewhere and then try to form sentences in spanish using english sentence structure rules. What a retard lmao.
chinga tu madre gringo
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The structure is actually correct. He just missed some words, could pass for typos.
Now repeat after me:
Andate a cagar boludo de mierda
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-16 01:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why, yes. Yes I did hear the one about the folding chairs. Jesus Christ, they looked horrible.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-03 16:02:44 EDT (#)
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no dude i don't mean on this site i mean in real life
GO ROCKIES WOOOOO
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-03 15:38:52 EDT (#)
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GO ROCKIES WOOO
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-10-03 15:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't recall ever caring if anybody liked me. Unlike most of you, I only post on this shithole site when I am bored at work. Once I get off work, this site and all of you blink out of existence for me. So hate away if thats what helps you sleep at night, makes no difference to me.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-03 01:08:25 EDT (#)
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oh man i fucked up again there twice... annhhhh who cares the fact still remains nobody likes you
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-03 01:07:01 EDT (#)
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i mean an obvious typing mistake zeg... when you type at the speed of thought someimtes the spelling certain words get misspeleld... especially tricky words like psychologist
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-03 01:05:03 EDT (#)
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that was a joke, by the way
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-03 01:02:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-10-02 18:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I smiled when I read this after realizing you felt the need to post again to correct an improper usage of 'their'
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well i couldn't fuck up both languages that would be pathetic
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-02 19:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-10-02 18:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"PSHYCOLOGIST"
I smiled when I read this after realizing you felt the need to post again to correct an improper usage of 'their'
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hahahaa
I "NY Mets" sono il mio squadron preferite.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-10-02 18:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"PSHYCOLOGIST"
I smiled when I read this after realizing you felt the need to post again to correct an improper usage of 'their'
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-01 19:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*there
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-01 18:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
blah blah blah
one shit post about a bunch of chokers and look at all the shit stirred up...
BTW, I flipped on SNY today (the mets station) and their was A CLINICAL PSHYCOLOGIST on the air telling Met's fans not to off themselves or something....
that's kind of funny.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-10-01 14:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So thats what, 3 responses to a minor comment at your suck ass spanish? lol raged.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-01 09:12:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-29 15:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
p.s.
I don't like baseball. I am sorry for this. If you don't like bunnies, that is okay with me, but I really enjoy bunnies. It is my dream to own a bunny that my cats would not devour.
you know I'd like to make some really indecent remark about you "enjoying" bunnies but for some reason I got nothing right now. i did not find this ammusing, entertaining, informative, or diversionary which is why this is being rated -1. eh, fuck it. i don't care enough to go back and change it to a -1.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-10-01 08:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-10-01 00:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
0 on 46 reviews? that's... interesting.
That dude looks like a Downs baby.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-30 22:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-09-30 21:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
go Yankees woooooooo
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-30 19:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't speak Russian
:(
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-30 18:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-30 16:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm afraid I'm going to have to start rooting for the Padres now.
I realize this is probably the end of our friendship.
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Hell, I'll be rooting for the Padres myself for a while.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-30 16:53:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO PHILS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-30 16:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There are people crying at Shea CRYING
and of course it's being televised
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-30 15:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and zeg, I'm a master writer AND poet, and my words are brilliant in any language.
don't you know who you are talking to? I am THE UBERSITE POETRY CONTEST SECOND ROUND ALTERNATE
eat that up with a spoon
wait until next year phillies
I'm going to go hang myself
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-30 15:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fucking jimmy rollins
the nationals aren't even trying
Manny Acta is a bitch
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-30 15:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
J-ROOOOOOOLLLLLLL WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-30 15:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
its gonna be a quiet ride on that seven train
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-30 15:46:51 EDT (#)
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and you're an idiot zeg. nobody likes you. go away.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-30 15:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
blow me zeg i was drunk
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-09-30 14:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-29 06:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
caliete pinch phallic symbols. Tu madre es un puta.
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lmao irl
Gotta love dumbasses who learn a few slang cursewords from somewhere and then try to form sentences in spanish using english sentence structure rules. What a retard lmao.
chinga tu madre gringo
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-30 13:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Glavine, seriously, wtf?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-29 19:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i liked that mets game thursday.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-29 19:07:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-29 09:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now, I may have Sacrilicious and Blitzkreig_Bob riding my ass...and they're just...I don't know...big and mean and scary.
<frowns and sniffles>
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PARDON? When has all 5 feet nothin' of me been big or mean or scary to you ever ever hmmmm?
I'M IN A BAD MOOD AFTER THIS BALLGAME. NOW TAKE THAT BACK OR I'LL THROW BATTERIES AT YOU.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-29 15:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit. He is throwing a no-hitter. It's not on TV here.
You probably just jinxed it, though.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-29 15:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
p.s.
I don't like baseball. I am sorry for this. If you don't like bunnies, that is okay with me, but I really enjoy bunnies. It is my dream to own a bunny that my cats would not devour.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-29 15:21:29 EDT (#)
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don't tell me to cowboy up! You don't know anything about cowboys! I know things about cowboys. I know a LOT about cowboys.
I'm going to get drunk and watch john maine throw a no hitter.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-29 14:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
are you seriously complaining about a -2 on a shit post?
i'm pretty sure i've NEVER complained about a -2 on a shit post. or on a decent post.
cowboy up.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-29 14:36:07 EDT (#)
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i forgot. I can't get away with shit posts. I'm not among the uber elite.
how silly of me.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-29 14:34:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2007-09-29 12:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This sucks. You suck. If I could, I'd make you sit in front of a computer screen all day reading this kind of crap. You'd want to shoot yourself after 24 hours of it. I'd even be nice enough to leave a gun with you, just in case you decided to check out early.
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Great idea! Original review!
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-09-29 14:24:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-29 12:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-09-29 06:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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I like how she copied this. It really gives me a clear idea of how she feels.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-29 13:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ol' Dirty Bastard was going to play the part of Willie Randolph. Nothing against Willie. That's just how it almost was.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-29 12:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-09-29 06:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-09-29 12:41:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-29 05:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
-2 for speaking Mexican. (*snickers*)
+1 for the joke.
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it's a miracle some people can't do math
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2007-09-29 12:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This sucks. You suck. If I could, I'd make you sit in front of a computer screen all day reading this kind of crap. You'd want to shoot yourself after 24 hours of it. I'd even be nice enough to leave a gun with you, just in case you decided to check out early.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-29 11:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NO!
No making up words allowed.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-29 11:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-29 11:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh baxter, you know i don't speak spanish.
ps, pedro is a crybaby bitch, fuck him in the bum.
also, baseball season ended when the football season started
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-09-29 11:03:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-09-29 10:16:57 EDT (#)
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rounders is for girls
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2007-09-29 10:26:58 EDT (#)
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Where are the Mets going? I make a post about the Mets! On Ubersite! Incredible! But the Mets are a baseball team; and a very good team also. But, the Mets have many problems, starting with the "bull pen." I don't like the Mets. I don't like! I need a miracle. Now we need a miracle! Poor thing, the Mets. GO RED SOX WOO
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-29 10:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-09-29 05:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never thought I'd say this. GO DIAMONDBACKS!!!!
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<3
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-09-29 10:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
rounders is for girls
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-29 09:56:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-29 09:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No shit. I've been pulling for them, too. Not just because I thought they'd be a little easier to beat than the Phillies, but I was thinking of doing a NY Mets Rap post during the playoffs. Eh, probably for the best as far as that is concerned.
Now, I may have Sacrilicious and Blitzkreig_Bob riding my ass...and they're just...I don't know...big and mean and scary.
<frowns and sniffles>
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-09-29 09:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
After leading the division all year, the Mets have finally decided that they don't want to be in the playoffs.
Miracle? No miracle is going to stop Willie from watching the playoffs from home.
Bastards.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-29 09:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
que?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-29 09:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
LET'S GO PHILLIES *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-09-29 06:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NEW YORK CITY GIRLS
NEW YORK CITY GIRLS
NEW YORK CITY GIRLS
AND SHE SMILES AND SHE SMILES AND SHE SMILES
...AND I can't wait to get on the road again...
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-29 06:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
caliete pinch phallic symbols. Tu madre es un puta.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-09-29 06:27:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mejora su espanol.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-09-29 06:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-09-29 05:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i've never seen pedro that sad. i love pedro.
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-09-29 05:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah? eat shit pal.
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-09-29 05:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
-2 for speaking Mexican. (*snickers*)
+1 for the joke.