Rich asians tend to be money burning asswipes. (332 hits)
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Submitted by Respek! (View user info) at 2007-09-30 03:58:00 EDT
WTF
I just got back from a dinner party with my coworkers. We were at the house of one of our over payed company directors. He's really asian, doesnt speak english very well, and is a terribly awkward host. He had just recently "renovated" his mansion.
First, lets define renovate:
ren·o·vate /ˈrɛnəˌveɪt/ -[ren-uh-veyt
-vat·ing, adjective
-verb (used with object)
1. to restore to good condition; make new or as if new again; repair.
2. to reinvigorate; refresh; revive.
I'll let you judge whether or not what he did to his mansion were, in fact, "renovations", as apposed to just showboating asshole-isms.
The changes:
1. He now has a saltwater swimming pool, with a slide, diving board, hot tub, pool house, and an automatic cleaning droid. (It literally drives itself into the pool and cleans.)
2. He now has an arcade room, with 12 arcade games, which includes a fully equipped two-player DDR dealio.
3. He now has a miniture golf course with 18 holes, a windmill, sandtraps, and landscaped walkways.
4. He now has a white ivory grand piano, in his living room, off in the corner next to the fireplace.
5. He now has two decks, one with an installed BBQ pit with accessories.
6. He now has a Den, about the size of 2 actual bars. It includes matching mahogany and gold poker table, pool table, blackjack table, and ping-pong table. Along with that there's a fully stocked bar, three plasma big screen tvs, leather couches, leather armchairs, custom design carpeting and interior decorating. All topped off nicely with pneumatically sliding humidor cabinets on either side of, yet another fireplace.
7. And finally, he now has five personal chefs, rotated out so that a chef can be on call 24 hours a day.
To make it worse, he's a horrible host, with an ugly wife. What's wrong with this world...
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-01 12:52:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for caring
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-01 12:14:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-30 12:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-30 15:29:34 BST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-30 09:24:37 EDT (#)
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burn inside
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a message from our chinese contingent.
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I always thought he was some kind of vietnamese boat-child
Submitted by baronMunchausen (user info) at 2007-09-30 12:23:13 EDT (#)
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And it's "opposed". If you're going to be an irrationally enviously enraged racist, at least do it with correct spelling.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-30 10:29:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-30 09:24:37 EDT (#)
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burn inside
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a message from our chinese contingent.
Submitted by Adaman (user info) at 2007-09-30 09:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your asian buddy probably works a lot harder and a lot better than you. instead of whinning about his wealth, go ask him how he did it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-30 09:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
burn inside
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-30 05:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
jealous racist
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-09-30 05:38:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NO you missed the point. And i called you an asshole because i've seen you, you literally are an exit for feces. Its not an insult so much as it's a fact. Also, I win, the end.
and even if you got the point, you still didn't get it, because assholes only count as 1/3rd of a person.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-30 05:36:14 EDT (#)
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They sound like chavs.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-30 05:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't miss the point, this just sucked.
Somebody needs to take constructive criticism better.
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-09-30 05:08:04 EDT (#)
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you assholes missed the point. Way to be.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-30 04:58:41 EDT (#)
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"BBQ' was probably what did it.
In case you're wondering, "it" is the point where this deserved a -2. Up until then it was just a -1 and no comment.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-09-30 04:52:01 EDT (#)
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it sounds awesome, and you sound jealous.
Submitted by baronMunchausen (user info) at 2007-09-30 04:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe if you weren't busy whining about other people having more things than you, you could earn enough to get some of those things. Or at least you'd be less annoying. Why is someone an asshole because they have lots of awesome stuff? And why does it matter if they're Asian?