I win, which means ALL of you lose. Plus serious CAMWHORE (318 hits)
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Submitted by Respek! (View user info) at 2007-09-30 06:05:26 EDT
Ubersite needs to understand that I'M the future. I'm the one who's gonna run the show. Maybe right now, its all you bartbarts and forthewins acting all uppity and duppity, but pretty soon, you will die of age, and I will take over.
That's when things will change, and trust me, they'll change A LOT. Like Noob death camps, and other such things along those lines.
So, that being said, all of you WILL start +2'ing everything I post from now on. Otherwise, I will write down your names and send you all to relocation camps when Czar shlongy dies. I'm tired of all of my posts being marginalized because of poor quality. I demand that I recieve special treatment because of my impending status as your God. In fact, i'll present a formal Ultimatum:
ULTIMATUM:
All members of Ubersite henceforward will abide by the following mandatory regulations:
1. +2 every post written and to be written by RESPEK
2. Leave comments with the equivalent of the following phrases:
-Gentlemen: "I insult your effervecent radiance by commenting on your post, +2, my benevolent creator,
-Ladies: "Bang me! Please! I NEED IT!"
3. Everytime I post, my works will be printed out, framed, taken home, and read lovingly to your family next to the fireplace.
If these demands are not met, then there will be DIRE consequences. I will leave those terrifying thoughts that to your imagination.
There you have it. I hope you all understand how serious I am being. This is the last straw. DONT MINUS 2 ME!!! ESPECIALLY NOT ON THIS POST!! you WILL Regret it!!
I AM THE FUTURE
User Reviews
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-01 12:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-09-30 09:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-30 07:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One post per day
unless you have something interesting to say.
This is clearly not.
Disrespect.
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Bloody Hell, if merlina doesn't like you then you must be Hitler or someone.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-30 08:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-30 08:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
taste my lightning sucker
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-30 08:10:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off, n00b.
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2007-09-30 08:08:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
unifier style -1.5
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2007-09-30 08:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
purely because you asked for a -2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-30 07:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One post per day
unless you have something interesting to say.
This is clearly not.
Disrespect.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-09-30 07:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and you are?
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2007-09-30 07:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just lost The Game.