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Submitted by stok (View user info) at 2007-09-30 08:35:28 EDT
Driving home from work the other day I spied a young couple walking along the road. The bloke was white, the girl asian. Displaying some quick wit, I wound down my window and shouted "MAIL ORDER!!!" I looked back to see their reaction, giggling to myself then BANG I hit the median strip and punctured my front tire.
Fuck shit I said to myself as I got out and surveyed the damage. As I walked around to the boot to grab the spare I was confronted by the kid I has just yelled at. He looked a lot bigger now that he was in front of me, and he clearly had not appreciated my funny little joke.
"Why fucken yell at my missus cunt?" he said.
"I thought it would be kind of funny" I replied.
"I should fucken smash you ya cunt" he yelled.
"Nah man, look I fucked my shit up, karma already smashed me" I said, indicating the blown tire.
"Yeah, well you are still a dickhead" said the kid.
"Granted" I said.
He walked back to his missus and they continued on their way. She shot me a filthy look, and I noticed that she wasn't asian, she just had black hair.
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Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2008-08-10 16:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2008-08-10 15:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-01-04 05:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your parents must be so proud (if they're not already dead from aids).
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-10-13 01:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So much for the muscle milk...
I refuse to let that joke go.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-10-03 05:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-01 08:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the last frame makes you look like a whimpering nancy boy. "please don't hurt me <whine whine cry>"
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shame because im really tuff in real life
Submitted by shmack92 (user info) at 2007-10-02 17:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
deserved it
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-01 19:04:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did she have a shaved pussy as well?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-10-01 14:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm feelin the style--if not the execution--of this post.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-01 11:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
instant karma
just add race
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-01 11:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The last line saved this.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-01 08:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-09-30 14:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The last frame is lovely
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-30 14:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Tardski here made me chuckle.
the last frame makes you look like a whimpering nancy boy. "please don't hurt me <whine whine cry>"
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-01 06:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, you got the most obvious one. Perhaps you're a bit smarter than I had given you credit for, or perhaps someone showed it to you. Either way, here's raising my rating to a -1.
Thanks for your interest in my house. It is indeed cool. I'll post some more pics soon. But since you seem to have an immediate need, you can see it now at www.lifestylesofthesmartandhardworking.com
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-01 06:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
not your worst post, but I don't think there's such thing as "best" post for you either.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-09-30 22:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh and skarpmetal way to accuse me of retal -2ing after you took the trouble to copy my comment from you last post, paste it into this one and minus 2 it. because that seems to me a bit like...retal...minus...twoing...or...something...
nah thats why you rule. please post more pics of your house its so cool.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-30 22:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-30 22:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-09-30 21:40:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-30 17:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-09-29 09:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
even if you were not a dickhead i would minus 2 this
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I agree with your sentiment above as it applies to this post. It's poorly written and boring, as in your usual fashion. But since you took such pains to make it clear that you ARE in fact a dickhead, thus...
"Yeah, well you are still a dickhead" said the kid.
"Granted" I said.
...I'll give this post the -2 it (for being worthless) and you (for being a dickhead) deserve. Now run along and find a post of mine on which you can retaliatory-minus-two. That too is your usual fashion.
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skarpmetal rules!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-30 21:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i meant to +2 it but i guess it just wasnt in the cards. there must have been something i missed that said i should deduct a point.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-30 21:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck shit I said to myself
heheheeheheheh
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-30 19:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-30 19:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-30 17:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-09-29 09:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
even if you were not a dickhead i would minus 2 this
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I agree with your sentiment above as it applies to this post. It's poorly written and boring, as in your usual fashion. But since you took such pains to make it clear that you ARE in fact a dickhead, thus...
"Yeah, well you are still a dickhead" said the kid.
"Granted" I said.
...I'll give this post the -2 it (for being worthless) and you (for being a dickhead) deserve. Now run along and find a post of mine on which you can retaliatory-minus-two. That too is your usual fashion.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-30 16:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO PHILS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-30 15:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Charming.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-30 14:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-09-30 14:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The last frame is lovely
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-30 14:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Tardski here made me chuckle.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-30 14:01:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I smiled, but I hate recreational "yelling shit out your car window."
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-09-30 11:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
is it school holidays?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-30 10:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I almost never like your posts but this made me smile.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-30 09:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Laser effects, mirrored balls -- John Williams must be rolling around
in his grave.
-- Homer Simpson
The Uberfield Connection
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-30 09:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-09-30 09:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm shaking my head. In real life.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-09-30 09:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-30 09:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-09-30 08:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh i get it. mail order bride. lolz?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-30 08:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shame