Down in Mexico (285 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.38 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by baron von munchausen (View user info) at 2007-09-30 23:57:53 EDT
There was a sunset...
Harald Ballard is the name of the man who saw it. Harald Ballard did not have a middle name, and he was in Mexico. He knew how to say these words in Spanish: senorita. Hola. Dos. Si. Uno. Tres. Senor. Por favor.
He was forty-three years old. He didn't know when his birthday was, just the year he was born in. So every New Year's was like his birthday, except that he knew that it actually wasn't. I'll tell you what he was doing in Mexico.
He was very often hearing about Mexicans sneaking into the United States, and people in the United States trying to keep them out, and building fences, and the Mexicans kept finding new ways to get in, and be illegal immigrants, and the government was debating the possibility of amnesty and amnesty-related solutions, and it was a big kerfuffle. Harald Ballard decided that with so many Mexicans trying so hard to get into the United States, and so many United Statesians trying to keep them out, it would be really funny if he went from the United States into Mexico.
So he went from the United States to Mexico, and it was really funny. He had a good laugh about it. Sometimes he laughed like a young boy and it was weird; this time he laughed like a tugboat. He decided to stay in Mexico and get a job, because with so many Mexicans having jobs in the United States, he thought it would be funny if he, a man from the United States, had a job in Mexico.
It was funny; not as funny as when he came to Mexico in the first place, but still worth a good guff-haw-ing.
Back to the sunset. Harald Ballard saw it. Several other men also saw it; they were Mexicans from Mexico. They had Harald Ballard confused with another man; he thought this was uproariously funny. They informed him, in Spanish, that they were going to shoot him dead, because they thought he was a man who they wanted to shoot dead. Remember, Harald Ballard knew how to say these words in Spanish: senorita. Hola. Dos. Si. Uno. Tres. Senor. Por favor. He thought the Spanish speaking was cute. "Por favor," he said. "Hola," he said.
The Mexicans from Mexico had some big guns they were going to shoot him dead with when the sunset was gone. That was the way they did things, they waited until right after the sunset and then they shot someone dead. Harald Ballard thought the guns were very shiny. He was right; they were shiny. "Tres," he said.
The sun finished setting, and they aimed their big shiny guns at Harald Ballard to shoot him dead. He thought this was a hoot. I've seen guns in movies, he thought. They shot him dead.
User Reviews
Submitted by baronMunchausen (user info) at 2007-10-01 12:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Much appreciated. Not that I expect charity, but it is better than the rating and everyone here seems to rate like lemmings.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-01 11:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ill give you another half a point.. it's not as bad as the rating
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-01 08:46:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-01 06:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-01 02:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-10-01 02:37:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i liked it. sort of.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-10-01 02:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man, did you try it both standing up and on its side? Probably, I'm guessing... Remove the hard drive, take the casing off and just clean out the inside the same way you'd clean out the inside of a computer. Chances are it could just be dirty. If thats not it, either its overheated or you have a loose part, in which case it'll have to be sent away.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-01 02:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-10-01 02:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Aw man, when I bought H3, my 360 red-ring-of-deathed on me and I didn't even get to play for a single second.
My life blows.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-10-01 01:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I played some Halo 3 today. It was pretty cool.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-10-01 01:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ha ha ha.
You're like in seventh grade, right?
Jesus christ this was ridiculous.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-01 00:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-01 00:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice try, but you can't fool me by sucking at this.