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The First Time (352 hits)

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Submitted by Chris Rivers-Liebig <reverse88.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-01 10:20:53 EDT

Everyone will have their first time eventually. Im sure that at some point even Rosie O'Donnell did, but McBain might have a challenge. After a few months of deliberation and waiting (9 to be exact), I jointly decided with the girlfriend it was time to rid me of that cumbersome 'virginity' title.

So we're preparing for a week at my cottage, sans parental units (Im 18, in the likely case you dont know me), and its 9:45 on the night of, and I realize that I havent actually bought any kind of contraceptives yet. Brilliant chap, that I am.

So I run over to the local drugstore, and get in about 10 minutes before it closes. Manning the cash are two people: a teenaged girl and a 30 year old guy. I say a quick prayer of Thanksgiving to God for having a male there, and find my way to the family planning wall.

Damn.

I have been, for most of my life, a fairly sheltered lad, and so I was not prepared for the barrage of variety available to me. I sat and stared blankly at the hundreds of sizes, variities and variations for about 10 minutes. The store is now closing. Finally I find something that sounds vaguely familiar (Trojan) that had no fancy labels on it.

So I grab a pack, and try to summon the courage to walk up to the front. Now the fun begins.

As I live in a small 7000 person town, I know most people. And now I realize that I know the girl on the cash. Which is bad, because the guy on the cash has just left. And the girl on the cash is an old friend of my younger sister. *sigh* So I walk up, probably shaking head to toe PRAYING that I wont be recognized.

"Hi Chris!". Well that shoots THAT prayer down.

"Hey Leah." I put the package on the counter, she looks at me, and doesnt say another word. Checks it through, bags it and gives me my receipt. I think I probably turned 18 shades of red.

And in the long run, I didnt even use it because I chickened out owing to the fact that she hadnt been on the pill long enough for it to be effective yet, and I didnt want a child. All that pain for nothing. So know I have a box of unopened condoms, and no idea where to put so as to not be reamed by my mom. I just have to hide for 1 month, then I can take it to university, and problem solved.

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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-15 17:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BAHAHAHAHAHA

Bob was a little bitch.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-09-09 21:38:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

U POSTED THIS ALREADY!!!