Assfest. A mother fucking montage. (WFSN) (That's NSFW, backwards.) (3110 hits)
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Submitted by Gnarls (View user info) at 2007-10-01 16:23:43 EDT
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-03 01:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wharz mah picture?
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-03 01:13:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAR! Shlongy in a thongy!
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-10-03 01:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The first picture makes me think of the worth of the canadian dollar.
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-10-02 14:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
exscind..
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
vile cunt
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-10-02 03:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-01 19:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-01 18:24:26 EDT (#)
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i'll pay you $10,000USD to have sex with me.
i'll throw in an extra $1,000 if you scream "fuck me like the dirty slut i am" in french.
what do you say?
___________________________________ make it 20,000USD and you've got a deal.
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NO! She's mine and I don't want you poking her belly button you awkward excuse for a carbon based life form!
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do YOU have 20 grand to throw in for one night of fisting, ass-to-mouth, and a little scat? i didn't think so. i, however, spend about 3 to 4 grand a month on drinking alone, sucka. 20 grand ain't shit to me OR Shlongy! maybe if Shlongy throws in, we can tag team it!
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-10-02 08:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
my toast looks like a bum.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-10-02 07:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You think of a cat's bum?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-02 05:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-02 10:30:44 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
You cant minus 2 your own comments.
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That was actually funny. Well done.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-02 05:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You cant minus 2 your own comments.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-02 05:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Have just read the supremely gay comments on this post. Rating modified.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-02 05:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Eh? I MAKE NO SENSE!!
The cheek of it.
Check what you say, bonehead.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-02 05:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-02 10:18:47 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Its going nowhere near your head thank you very much.
So your just saying I have a big dick.
Oh.
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That just made no sense, shortcock.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-02 05:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its going nowhere near your head thank you very much.
So your just saying I have a big dick.
Oh.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-02 04:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-02 09:53:14 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
How many HurtByTheSuns does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"None, they'd rather just sit around and cry in the dark."
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How many EmissionImpossibles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. There's no room in the socket. It's filled with his dick.
Fuck... That went better in my head.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-02 04:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How many HurtByTheSuns does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"None, they'd rather just sit around and cry in the dark."
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-02 04:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-02 09:45:51 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Its a gem!!
Hell
B@W
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Are there any women on uber you don't drool over?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-02 04:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its a gem!!
Hell
B@W
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-02 04:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-02 09:28:18 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
HBTS how dare you rate gnarls with a -1!!
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What? Fuck you. Rating the post.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-02 04:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HBTS how dare you rate gnarls with a -1!!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-02 04:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-10-02 03:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-01 19:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-01 18:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll pay you $10,000USD to have sex with me.
i'll throw in an extra $1,000 if you scream "fuck me like the dirty slut i am" in french.
what do you say?
___________________________________ make it 20,000USD and you've got a deal.
**********************
NO! She's mine and I don't want you poking her belly button you awkward excuse for a carbon based life form!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-02 03:37:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Super monkey above, below and sideways.
redskieslookfake is a bummer.
Gnarls is quite lovely really, except when she calls me gay. Which she tends to do quite a lot.
Yum yum up her bum.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-02 03:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The girl on the table - hawt!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-01 19:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i knew you were a whore!
++++++++++++++++222222222222222222222!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-01 19:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-01 18:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll pay you $10,000USD to have sex with me.
i'll throw in an extra $1,000 if you scream "fuck me like the dirty slut i am" in french.
what do you say?
___________________________________ make it 20,000USD and you've got a deal.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-01 19:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
^-------- This is simon and I never got a copy. sicosemen.at.gmail.com
Go sicosemen, woot!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-01 18:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*waits for Caul's answer anxiously*
It's better than any soap opera. Young love.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-01 18:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll pay you $10,000USD to have sex with me.
i'll throw in an extra $1,000 if you scream "fuck me like the dirty slut i am" in french.
what do you say?
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is that a picture of your pasty fat ass in the bottom right corner?
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damn gnarls said she deleted that shit, that goddamn bitch.
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THANKKKKKKS Simon. You don't REMEMBER you got a COPY?
As per you steak... It's coming. I promise.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a long time to wait, gnarls.
I remain patient.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is that a picture of your pasty fat ass in the bottom right corner?
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damn gnarls said she deleted that shit, that goddamn bitch.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You'll get it. Have no fear.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The wait has long since stopped.
Now I'm planning.
Steak sees all things, including your escape. Steak walks in, and you flee. WTF?
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What? Are you waiting for a certain.... photograph?
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:20:41 EDT (#)
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So you think, Steak.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw you.
You can't hide.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
woooooo!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Robot dancer above
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ego all around.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
frggin' twat below.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't speak Latin below
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
once again. Confused little man below.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Veni Vidi Vichy.
I came
I saw
I concurred
but that's the French, not the Quebecois. The swearwords are sillier in Quebec.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*looks shifty*
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DOUUUUUUUUUBLE CASSE!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
On casse!
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
J'men fais pas Caul. C'est rare du monde aussi ecoeurant que nous.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Silence!
or papa spank
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
vile cunt
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Send me a pair of your panties and I'll wear them on my head for Halloween.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
T'en fais pas...le gars il est fort sur les généralités, mais sur le fond, il sait pas trop de quoi il parle.
C'est son truc.
À défaut d'être hot individuellement, comme moi, les gens se penchent sur le communautarisme.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TABERNACONISTS
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Suck it jake.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bunch of frenchies above and below
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-01 17:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
clueless below.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In denial below
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:55:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You inherited their humour too ma cherie.
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^clueless
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now Shlongy - you're supposed to say "show me your hole" or similar. Thems the rules
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is that a picture of your pasty fat ass in the bottom right corner?
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hahhahhaha
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
disgusted myself below
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is that a picture of your pasty fat ass in the bottom right corner?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
free humus?
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's the going rate that it would cost me for any of you to eat hummus dip out of mah crack?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:55:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You inherited their humour too ma cherie.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:54:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
we're not FRENCH. we SPEAK french but we're from quebec
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:50:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is because I am a witty sophisticate - quite at home with a variety of Euro Jokes. i.e. the French fascination with fart and poo jokes.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is that dude with the thong on shlongy?
that pasty white jiggly ass looks vaguely farmiliar...
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
tu sais ce qu'il te dit le petit pois?
PEA-PEA CACA LOLOLOL
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Alain, je t'aime. Jake.... euh.... Alain, je t'aime.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-01 21:32:46 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
british ppl think they're exotic cuz they use words like "arse" and "flat", when in reality, they're just another branch of the USA, like us.
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Au contraire mon petis pois!
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tu sais ce qu'il te dit le petit pois?
PEA-PEA CACA LOLOLOL
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks Jake. Like I needed to see THAT for the 40 hundredth time.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Course you do.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/97271
NSFW
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 proper usage of 'shuddupa'
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:45:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey. I like Sico, but... not the jetskis. Just the fannypacks.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
German above
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bullmilker below
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Giraffe below and above
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Backscuttler below
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I fucking love this, you dorks.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love that link. It is proper bosh.
also - shuddupa your face Sico.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just ok.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuckin a im not german
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Becoming boring post campers all around, horizontal, vertical, perpendicular, askew, left, right, above, and below named redskies and ttom.
Shaaazaaaaaaam!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know something? I can absolutely understand why Brazil is totally
devoted to my favorite body part: the ass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uerFZ2Z42nc
Now, I teach you some English: biting...
maybe nsfw
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
German above
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bullmilker below
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Giraffe below and above
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Backscuttler below
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to skidoo you in the ass :)
http://www.ubersite.com/u/sicosemen <----cool uber user
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-01 21:32:46 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
british ppl think they're exotic cuz they use words like "arse" and "flat", when in reality, they're just another branch of the USA, like us.
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Au contraire mon petis pois!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
british ppl think they're exotic cuz they use words like "arse" and "flat", when in reality, they're just another branch of the USA, like us.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cheeky monkey
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still planning something evil. Just waiting for the right moment to strike. Thought I'd warn you.
EVIL I SAY, EVIL!
Or at least not very nice.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-01 16:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CHEERIO