How I Approved Upon My Already Pretty Existence (Camwhore Only) (1343 hits)
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (View user info) at 2007-10-02 12:21:12 EDT
Just add one part Seraph/Divine Messenger to the mix, duh!
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:46:24 EDT (#)
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**sigh**
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:15:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-02 15:19:36 EDT (#)
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If you think I shave my own beard then you are on crack. I pay some Puerto Rican in the city to do that shit for me.
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Ummm.....your facial hair must not grow very fast, I take it? If it does...that would get expensive in a hurry, I would imagine, keeping it trimmed like that. I have to shave my own beard every three days, at minimum, and that includes using electric clippers as well as a wet razor. It just grows that damn fast. (Still looks like this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/98335)
'Course, mine is considerably wider and thicker, too.
THE BEARD, OF COURSE
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-10-03 05:16:32 EDT (#)
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what the fuck is that
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 04:51:00 EDT (#)
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What the hell kinda beard is that??
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-10-03 03:36:37 EDT (#)
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I think you're confusing good looks with confidence, you're fugly.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-10-03 02:05:41 EDT (#)
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Shiny happy people.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-03 01:37:48 EDT (#)
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Angel, my dear, you do realize this guy has the dumbest, most white trash facial hair in the history of the world, right?
i'm going to Tampa on thursday. who wants to join me in getting fucked up beyond belief?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-03 01:35:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:04:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:40:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:34:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:33:19 EDT (#)
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just think Angel, it was probably the first date you ever went on where you knew what his pecker looked like before you got drunk
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lol
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-10-03 01:02:33 EDT (#)
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I donno if anyone else said anything similar, but i REALLY like your tattoo...I bet you're gleaming that those things are permanent.
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-10-03 01:01:53 EDT (#)
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I think some of the keys on your keyboard may be misplaced.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-03 00:54:56 EDT (#)
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aldenso, neither funny or witty....try aga8n when you thin k you are funnh. i still won't listen. i'm apretty and athat's finale.
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-10-03 00:44:45 EDT (#)
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jealous of that guy with the long hair?
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-10-03 00:42:43 EDT (#)
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oh right
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-03 00:42:17 EDT (#)
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1000% jealuosy below, faggot.ss
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-10-03 00:38:50 EDT (#)
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Die.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-02 23:48:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-03 13:02:06 EST (#)
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she looks like she got her face stuck in the train just as the doors were closing then got liver failure and leukemia.
still out of your league Bugs.
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That really isn't relevant to the photo itself at all, though it made me laugh. Thumbs up for creativity!
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-10-02 23:36:51 EDT (#)
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She's cute but both of your faces are really shiny in this picture.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-10-02 23:26:53 EDT (#)
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You met the guitarist from Hanson? MMM BOP!
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-10-02 23:13:26 EDT (#)
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i donno if anyone has said it yet...but has she ever considered some kind of surgery to stop that receding hair line?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-02 23:02:06 EDT (#)
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she looks like she got her face stuck in the train just as the doors were closing then got liver failure and leukemia.
still out of your league Bugs.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-10-02 20:38:49 EDT (#)
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Wow. Nice hair commercial hair hilarity. who's the special needs kiddie?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-10-02 19:59:57 EDT (#)
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just kidding man how the fuck are you?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-10-02 19:59:35 EDT (#)
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Ugh its like the before and after at a sex change clinic...
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-10-02 16:59:48 EDT (#)
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Oh, my apologies, I'm sorry I couldn't tell where your actual jawline even IS due to the 6 or so rolls of fat posing as your chin.
Again, sorry.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-02 16:55:48 EDT (#)
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I wasn't trying to create a jawline, dick hat. If that were my intentions, I would have squared it instead of rounding it.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-10-02 16:52:53 EDT (#)
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I'm back.
Seriously Sico, words of wisdom:
"A beard isn't a substitute for a jaw line, no matter how you trim it!"
- # 24
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-02 16:40:42 EDT (#)
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I'd be terrified to meet someone from the internets. It would remind me of that time a guy started stalking me and then on prom night he broke into my house and tied me to a chair and was going to kill me, but then my best friend who i hadn't been on friendly terms with busted on in and tried to save me but she just ended up getting tied up as well, until i used my feminine wiles and managed to stab him in the shoulder but he still wouldn't die so I......
uhhh yea.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-10-02 16:08:53 EDT (#)
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I wanted her :(
-1 Approved. Insert line from Pulp Fiction here. You know the one.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-10-02 15:55:15 EDT (#)
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Hey I know that girl...
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-02 15:39:03 EDT (#)
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I have an aunt with terminal cancer :(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-02 15:32:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-02 15:24:45 EDT (#)
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You can't call that a beard. Loki's 5 o'clock shadow is thicker.
bauahauahahahaahahahah...TRUE!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-02 15:28:24 EDT (#)
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Almost makes the terminal cancer worthwhile.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-02 15:26:38 EDT (#)
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Finally, a hadtobedone review that made me chuckle.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-02 15:24:45 EDT (#)
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You can't call that a beard. Loki's 5 o'clock shadow is thicker.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-02 15:22:24 EDT (#)
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For all of this abuse, you better have grabbed at least a quick handful of snatch.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-02 15:19:36 EDT (#)
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If you think I shave my own beard then you are on crack. I pay some Puerto Rican in the city to do that shit for me.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-10-02 15:12:37 EDT (#)
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Nice beard trim there, Joey Fatone.
You gonna cover those flowers or do you use them to attract faghags?
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-02 15:11:28 EDT (#)
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I love these comments.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-10-02 15:10:26 EDT (#)
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A fat, broke-ass Fred Durst.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-02 14:56:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-10-02 14:54:17 EDT (#)
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What truck stop in hell....
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This is the most awesome comment yet.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-02 14:55:40 EDT (#)
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THEY ARE BLONDE AND GET VERY LIGHT WHEN I SPEND LOTS OF TIME IN THE SUN!!!1
*weeps*
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-02 14:54:32 EDT (#)
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hahahah, I'm a fatty :) I like being fat. I don't take good chin pictures, either because I'm leaning back, am just plain fat, or always in weird positions, like that time I visited caul.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-10-02 14:54:17 EDT (#)
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What truck stop in hell....
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-02 14:53:25 EDT (#)
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What happened to the chick's eyebrows?
Fire?
face to close to the crack pipe and torch?
Do tell.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-02 14:52:54 EDT (#)
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bookends
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-02 14:50:47 EDT (#)
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Did I miss the post about the "Uber Chins" contest?
You may be overtaking jgreening for the lead.
WAY TO GO!
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-02 14:50:38 EDT (#)
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unfortunately, I did :(
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-02 14:46:00 EDT (#)
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did you really just call him 'dick toes'?
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-02 14:44:02 EDT (#)
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Hahaha @ apollo. My toofers are straight, dick toes. What may be a blemish in the photo is your stupidity in real life.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-02 14:40:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:47:22 EDT (#)
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Uber lovin, had me a blast.
Uber lovin, happened so fast.
Met a girl, Hilarity
Met a boy, ShapeShifter...ey
Uber days, driftin away,
To uh-oh, those Uber nights....
Ah, fuck this shit, you get the idea.
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It's been done: http://www.ubersite.com/m/91698
HABEEB *Summer writin', had me a blast*
CIRCE *Summer writin', happened so fast*
HABEEB *I met a girl, stupid for me*
CIRCE *Met a boy, w00t as could be*
HABEEB & CIRCE *Posters ghey, chased them away, but then someone dumber writes*
ALL *Well-a, well-a, well-a, huh!*
GUYS *Tell me more, tell me more*
AXOLOTL *Did she show you her taint?*
GIRLS *Tell me more, tell me more*
ORGASMATRON *Does he use MS Paint?*
GIRLS/GUYS *A-ha/doo-doo, a-ha/doo-doo, a-ha/doo-doo...*
HABEEB *Rated all her posts like a champ*
CIRCE *Cybered with me, got myself damp*
HABEEB *I saved her rank from stupid clowns*
CIRCE *He showed off, postin' around*
HABEEB & CIRCE *Something dumb caused me to cum, and then, someone dumber writes*
ALL *Well-a, well-a, well-a, huh!*
GIRLS *Tell me more, tell me more*
CAULAINCOURT *Was his bum really tight?*
GUYS *Tell me more, tell me more*
BADASSMOFO *Would she do me tonight?*
GUYS/GIRLS *A-ha/do-be-do, a-ha/do-be-do, a-ha/do-be-do, a-ha/do-be-do, a-ha/do-be-do...*
HABEEB *Saw some dingos, looked at her rack*
CIRCE *We went strolling in the outback*
HABEEB *We made out, whipped out my cock*
CIRCE *He stayed hard 'til ten o'clock*
HABEEB & CIRCE *Cyberflings don't mean a thing 'till uh, someone dumber writes*
ALL *Whoa, whoa, whoa!*
GUYS *Tell me more, tell me more*
JAYPEG *Was her mom on the rag?*
GIRLS *Tell me more, tell me more*
RIZZO *'Cos he sounds like a drag*
ALL *Shoo bop-bop, shoo bop-bop, shoo bop-bop, shoo bop-bop, shoo bop-bop, yeah!*
CIRCE *He got friendly, went out to dine*
HABEEB *Aussies know how to sixty-nine*
CIRCE *He was sweet, cool as a cuke*
HABEEB *Well, she was good, we fucked 'till she puked (whoo!)*
HABEEB & CIRCE *Getting heat, writers will meet, but then someone dumber writes*
ALL *Whoa, whoa, whoa!*
GIRLS *Tell me more, tell me more*
RAD *How much stuff did he spam?*
GUYS *Tell me more, tell me more*
JAYPEG *Could she get me some jam?*
CIRCE *It turned colder, that's where it ends*
HABEEB *So I told her, we'd still be friends*
CIRCE *Then we made our cybervow*
HABEEB *Wonder where she's posting now*
HABEEB & CIRCE *Loved her(his) themes, girl(boy) of my dreams but, oh, those dumb shits write*
ALL *Tell me more, tell me more, tell me more*
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-02 14:37:08 EDT (#)
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nice teeth.
I guess your trailer trash parents couldn't afford braces.
This coming from an Englishman.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-02 14:06:16 EDT (#)
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You both look sparkly and shiny people.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:59:18 EDT (#)
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You didn't appear fat to me.
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:53:56 EDT (#)
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circumcise..
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:50:43 EDT (#)
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Please tell me that you brought a normal shirt to the bar.
It's not 1989, bro. Tanktops are hilarious.
In other news, how does it feel to be the Runner-Up in the lil baseball thingy?
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:47:27 EDT (#)
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Jeez, I've never had a fat complex before but I might develop one after you guys...Hilarity, did I appear to be fat? Be brutally honest. Perhaps it'll help me get motivated.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:46:56 EDT (#)
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Don't listen to me anyway, I'm a hideous gelatinous blob
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:46:01 EDT (#)
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Wow, who knew reading would get you fucking ripped! I already eat healthy, just drink too much, and exercise too little.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:43:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:39:12 EDT (#)
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NASA just put out this new invention, it's called the "gym", and I hear it's going to revolutionize chins all over the world
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roflkrieg!
i'm no mr. olympia. i was actually quite flaccid at a time. it's pretty easy to tone up. cut down on alcohol, work out, read nutrition labels and read on health subjects.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:42:18 EDT (#)
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Method, read below. My buddy, Joey, listened to us tell him that he needed to shave his sweater vest of chest hair off to which he replied: (in the heaviest Tony Stewart, country, redneck fashion) "Boys, when I don't laid because of my chest hair, I'll shave it."
Touche, Joey, touche.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:39:12 EDT (#)
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NASA just put out this new invention, it's called the "gym", and I hear it's going to revolutionize chins all over the world
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:38:28 EDT (#)
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Caul, Mr. Olypia that you are, how do I get rid of the chins? I was skinny all my life so when I started to get fat I kind of like it. Now, I'm ready to get back in shape. Overall, I have a pretty good stature and would like to remain on the husky/fat side but just want to tone up here and there. Actually, scratch that. As long as I still get laid in the fashion that I am I won't do shit. It's when I stop hitting the switches that I'll do something about it. Thanks anway.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:33:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:20:58 EDT (#)
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Jeez, you make a few comments regarding someone's dead wife and sister and you're labeled a cunt forever....
Forgive, Director. Forgive.
Now clear off my table, busboy. I'm finished with these plates and don't like them stacking up.
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Hell, I thought you had seen enough of me in action to know that already...Nice to see you picking up on the technique though.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:28:52 EDT (#)
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Meh... You did alright for yourself. She seems in your league.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:26:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:10:13 EDT (#)
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I'm actually starting to pack on the pounds though :(
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your chins already told me :)
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:23:38 EDT (#)
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You are both hideous.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:23:26 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, no just means I love rape.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:21:43 EDT (#)
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And my eyebrows are blonde, Rainman.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:21:41 EDT (#)
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Steak, hitting us with yet another paramount stroke of an unwitting response. Yes, heeehehheee, I drugged her...hheheeehheeheheeehehhe.
I'm pretty, you are not :)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:21:28 EDT (#)
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Couldn't close the deal, eh?
SHLONGY WOULD HAVE.
You just have to learn how not to take "no" for an answer.
"no" sometimes means "maybe".
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:20:58 EDT (#)
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Jeez, you make a few comments regarding someone's dead wife and sister and you're labeled a cunt forever....
Forgive, Director. Forgive.
Now clear off my table, busboy. I'm finished with these plates and don't like them stacking up.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:18:08 EDT (#)
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Is that that Hilarity_Ensues cunt? Fuck me stupid, she's uglier on the outside than on the inside, and she's pretty goddamned fucking ugly on the inside.
Christ, 'Angel' did the dogs you fuck chew off your eyebrows at the same time?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:17:10 EDT (#)
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You look suprised.
Suprised those pills you put in her drink worked so quickly.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:15:52 EDT (#)
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I couldn't pass for Hannibal...but I am a cannibal.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:11:35 EDT (#)
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did you eat his liver with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti ?
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:10:13 EDT (#)
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And caul, I'm so much fucking prettier than that dude it's unreal. I'm actually starting to pack on the pounds though :( I weigh 170lbs @ 6'0" but it's a fat 170 and not a muscular. Shoot me. *WEEEEEEPS*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:09:47 EDT (#)
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So - did you dress up as Hannibal - and she as Clarice?
can you still hear them Clarice? The lambs? Screaming!
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:08:36 EDT (#)
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I'm denying it. I was at lunch. It was a completely innocent gathering because I happened to be going to Baltimore for my old roomie's CD release. She's a nice lass. End of story. There was no epic genitalia rubbing or touching (but next time I'll feed her more beers). There was an excess of emo pants that made me want to gouge my eyes out.
Uniter/Me, I'm pretty.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:04:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:40:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:34:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:33:19 EDT (#)
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just think Angel, it was probably the first date you ever went on where you knew what his pecker looked like before you got drunk
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lol
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:52:31 EDT (#)
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More pictures of this lovely girl with the hideously ugly: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85294
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:51:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:25:44 EDT (#)
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You have a nice tattoo and her hair is GORGEOUS.
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Photoshop on both counts.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:51:39 EDT (#)
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i'm not buyin it and sico's not denyin it
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:50:12 EDT (#)
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BAMF, I am not a skeevy whore, that's how.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:49:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:25:43 EDT (#)
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WHO ARE THOSE HIDEOUS BROADS?
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sometimes scourge is my favorite.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:47:33 EDT (#)
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Not a date...sure.
Lets see, two able bodied and not Downs riddled poeple get together for beer and music at a club, at night, when one is a professed sexual dynamo....ok both are professed.
not a date my ass
come here sico, lemme put another knotch on your belt.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:47:22 EDT (#)
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Uber lovin, had me a blast.
Uber lovin, happened so fast.
Met a girl, Hilarity
Met a boy, ShapeShifter...ey
Uber days, driftin away,
To uh-oh, those Uber nights....
Ah, fuck this shit, you get the idea.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:44:28 EDT (#)
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looks like a terrible business.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:43:02 EDT (#)
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am i the only one who thinks sico looks like a semi-slimmer version of jaypig?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:40:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:34:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:33:19 EDT (#)
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just think Angel, it was probably the first date you ever went on where you knew what his pecker looked like before you got drunk
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lol
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:35:53 EDT (#)
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BAMF, it was not a date, as the boyfriend wouldn't appreciate that much. We actually disputed the fact whether I knew what his wiener looked like, then I remembered *that* post and promptly stared at the wall, drinking my beer.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:35:24 EDT (#)
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(Contemplates what to write carefully)
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Good on you, Sico.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:34:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:33:19 EDT (#)
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just think Angel, it was probably the first date you ever went on where you knew what his pecker looked like before you got drunk
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lol
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:33:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:33:19 EDT (#)
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just think Angel, it was probably the first date you ever went on where you knew what his pecker looked like before you got drunk
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:32:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-02 09:29:30 PDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:26:08 EDT (#)
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You mean, "improved"?
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No, 'mo. I meant what I put..shhh
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Well, I would argue, but I have to go to school.
You win this round, sicosemen.
I'll be back.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:31:13 EDT (#)
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Yay me.
Jeanneeennenene, my hair is shiney just from washing it. I think shampoo I currently have is from the dollar store.
BAMF, <shrug> the club was right up the road and I'm always up for seeing new bands. Besides, he's not a bad guy in real life. TROOF.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:30:06 EDT (#)
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UNCLEAN UNCLEAN
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:29:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:26:08 EDT (#)
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You mean, "improved"?
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No, 'mo. I meant what I put..shhh
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:29:05 EDT (#)
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lovely blue eyes
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:27:15 EDT (#)
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i dunno if i'm supposed to think more highly of you for this or more lowly of Angel
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:26:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-02 17:25:43 BST (#)
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WHO ARE THOSE HIDEOUS BROADS?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:26:08 EDT (#)
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You mean, "improved"?
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:25:51 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/sicosemen <----- fucking awesome as shit uber user
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:25:44 EDT (#)
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You have a nice tattoo and her hair is GORGEOUS. I desperately need to know how she gets it so shiny.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:25:43 EDT (#)
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WHO ARE THOSE HIDEOUS BROADS?
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:24:46 EDT (#)
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You know how that works...they're a dime a dozen.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:24:11 EDT (#)
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one of the cheaper hookers on the corner, eh?