TOM WAITS Conspiracy! (He isn't actually singing) (12390 hits)
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Submitted by The Scooop (View user info) at 2007-10-02 12:47:48 EDT
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-04-23 15:04:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2008-04-23 10:45:21 EDT (#)
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Story follow-up.
Cookie Monster finally out of Rehab: http://www.ubersite.com/m/116285
Submitted by franzferdipants (user info) at 2007-11-12 03:34:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-11-03 02:32:27 EDT (#)
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yes! More posts like this!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-03 02:08:53 EDT (#)
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We sail tonight for sesame street
we're all as mad as hatters here
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-11-03 01:37:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2007-10-22 11:12:11 EDT (#)
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this was so god damn good, it made me return to Uber just to +2.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-10-10 11:12:46 EDT (#)
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"Best Ever Police", BELOW.
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-10-10 08:48:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-07 02:00:45 EDT (#)
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I'm joking.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-06 17:13:13 EDT (#)
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http://ubersite.com/m/112251#2546494
My computer went "Boink" at me (I am the Eternal Grand Master of Paint, and I don't have Parkinsons, that was just hurtful), when I tried using the text tool. So I tried to copy and paste, and write the text somewhere else. But my comp wasn't having any of it.
Every single computer I have every owned has ended up with some sort of mental disorder, at least by the symptoms judged.
My last one before this, my current laptop, had eating disorders and anxiety attacks.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-10-05 11:10:30 EDT (#)
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Gold
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-05 11:02:34 EDT (#)
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Congrats on the B@W
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:57:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:04:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-05 01:54:01 BST (#)
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Bad ASS photoshop.
I do photoshop for a LIVING, and I know it quite well. I say, this is quite dandy.
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You fuck software?
If all you cunts are so good at fucking Photoshop, then how come you didn't enter my awesome contest? http://www.ubersite.com/m/101665
Gaylords.
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-10-05 08:40:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-05 06:04:01 EDT (#)
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I wish I had the patience to make something like this.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-05 05:25:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2007-10-05 03:04:14 EDT (#)
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Hilarious work, man. Funniest shit I've seen all week.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-05 01:09:48 EDT (#)
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B@W WOOOOOOO!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-05 00:32:30 EDT (#)
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Additional +2 for effort. GreAT work here.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-04 23:13:19 EDT (#)
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B @ fucking W
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-04 22:25:13 EDT (#)
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truly awesome shit
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-04 20:54:01 EDT (#)
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Bad ASS photoshop.
I do photoshop for a LIVING, and I know it quite well. I say, this is quite dandy.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-10-04 17:55:55 EDT (#)
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This is better than every one of my photoshops ever.
No joke. Badass.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2007-10-04 17:39:09 EDT (#)
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I approve of this.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-04 16:51:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-10-04 15:28:46 EDT (#)
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Excellent
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-04 15:17:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:37:37 EDT (#)
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A+
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-10-03 22:13:16 EDT (#)
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Rain Dogs is an absolute classic.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-03 19:50:25 EDT (#)
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My first was Frank's Wild Years. I'm liking Nighthawks at the Diner best these days.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-03 17:30:28 EDT (#)
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Toe-
Get thee to a P2P and sample some of the awesomeness that is Mr. Waits and you too shall know.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-03 17:10:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:44:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-02 16:43:53 EDT (#)
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i don't know who tom waits is, which means i didn't really find this that entertaining - but i like effort.
needs to get out more or something.
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needs to shut up and suck it more or something
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:44:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-02 16:43:53 EDT (#)
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i don't know who tom waits is, which means i didn't really find this that entertaining - but i like effort.
needs to get out more or something.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:55:10 EDT (#)
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OH MY GOD, FECKIN' BRILLIANT!
And I lurve Tom Waits!
B@W indeed!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:20:53 EDT (#)
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Auto tom Waits +2.
Didn't even read it.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-10-03 06:47:21 EDT (#)
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Who the hell gave this less than 2 and why?
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-10-03 04:36:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-10-03 02:51:24 EDT (#)
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Very funny. "Me under influence..."
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-03 01:34:55 EDT (#)
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well done and exceptional amount of effort put forth.
This post deliver!!!eleven!@1
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-02 18:31:05 EDT (#)
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!!11!!!1
NOOOOB
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-02 10:01:02 PDT (#)
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how does one make a B@W nomination. this was highly entertaining.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-02 17:53:12 EDT (#)
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It's hard to figure out who's more kickass between Tom Waits and Cookie Monster. I'm giving it to Tom Waits by a nose.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-02 17:50:16 EDT (#)
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see? baseball and tom waits...DMD isn't a complete fuck up like most of you. Now, he's probably a 90% fuck up, BUT THAT AT LEAST GIVES US SOMETHING TO WORK WITH.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-10-02 17:24:09 EDT (#)
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didn't read this but tom waits decimates
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-02 16:43:53 EDT (#)
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i don't know who tom waits is, which means i didn't really find this that entertaining - but i like effort.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-02 15:06:35 EDT (#)
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what
I'll give you a +2, if you don't ever post your picture again.
nurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-02 14:31:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-02 14:14:50 EDT (#)
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Yes, I had a normal shirt...it was just hot as all fuck in there. Also, about the fantasy baseball, if I had a few more days I think I could've pulled it off. We finished me, 5 you, 7. All the pitchers I put in there got shelled un-fucking-believably.
Oh well, coming into the playoffs in the last seed I think I did pretty well to wind up with 2nd. Congratulations. Next year, then.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:57:16 EDT (#)
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This is an interesting video of Cookie acting up. Apologies that it has a label from "another website".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orxd5L5qFLI
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:53:36 EDT (#)
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cheiloplasty..
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:42:51 EDT (#)
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I'd buy that for an oatmeal raisin.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:39:54 EDT (#)
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i used to be a coffee and cigarettes kind of guy.
now i'm just a coffee kind of guy.
i like tom waits.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:25:31 EDT (#)
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/shows/brand/ Russell Brand
http://digg.com/podcasts/Russell_Brand/621566 the right podcast I think.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:19:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:14:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:12:25 EDT (#)
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well done
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:09:06 EDT (#)
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Plus two?
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:07:49 EDT (#)
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c1ndy: Who is Russell Brand, and do you have a link to the podcast? OR you can email it to me. coleslaw_murphy.at.yahoo.com
Licious: It doesn't surprise me that you know where that picture came from.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:07:30 EDT (#)
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DONE
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:02:54 EDT (#)
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B- Upper right hand corner of the B@W page.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:01:02 EDT (#)
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how does one make a B@W nomination. this was highly entertaining.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-02 13:00:25 EDT (#)
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I don't see why Cookie had to go and sit on Iggy Pop.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:49:58 EDT (#)
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Russell Brand was talking about this on his podcast a few weeks ago.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-10-02 12:48:25 EDT (#)
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Audio Evidence!
Tom Waits - God's Away On Business
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExyRMqX8eOA
Tom Waits - Chocolate Jesus (live)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wfamPW3Eaw (lip-synching starts at 1:01)
C is for Cookie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhUFxaauNTE