Middle Eastern? *Camwhore* (3269 hits)
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Submitted by StereoTypist (View user info) at 2007-10-03 08:01:47 EDT
Some of you were surprised that I mentioned I came from a white trash family - apparently you all thought I was Middle Eastern.
I do look ME don't I? It's my big nose, isn't it?
User Reviews
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-13 22:45:16 EST (#)
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methods sister
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-10-07 07:55:33 EDT (#)
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i'd play the bongos on those guys
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-10-07 00:16:06 EDT (#)
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I'd lick your asshole.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-06 14:27:15 EDT (#)
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Method and Sicosemen are homosexual wimps and this chick is butt fucking ugly.
Submitted by SGRPUSS (user info) at 2007-10-05 14:58:38 EDT (#)
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Nice breasts...... I mean dress
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-10-05 14:54:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-03 20:58:43 EDT (#)
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That's an ugly necklace, but hey who's looking at your necklace? You should just go everywhere naked.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-05 14:31:18 EDT (#)
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That's an AWFUL hairstyle. Sorry, honey.
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-10-05 14:15:15 EDT (#)
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praise allah.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-10-05 13:29:35 EDT (#)
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Those boobs are fake ... nice, but fake.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-10-05 13:13:21 EDT (#)
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Goth chicks are hot.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-10-04 22:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hey a community of 4504 dicks called, they want to know if your mouth can hold all of them for a fiesta.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:44:13 EDT (#)
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Never ever mix the Cheshire Cat and lovely globes such as those again. The damage done is irreversible.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:36:15 EDT (#)
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Sicosemen Alter auto -2.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-04 00:08:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-03 18:23:31 EDT (#)
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ILIKESTEAK YOU ARE FULL OF LIES. Ubersite is not now, nor has it ever been a writers' forum.
It's a herpes support group.
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I'm a beacon of honesty and trustworthyness. What better way to allow me to prove myself, than by sending me compromising nude photos of yourself, which I'd promise not to post. This way everybody wins. You get to trust me, and I get pictures.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-03 20:58:43 EDT (#)
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That's an ugly necklace, but hey who's looking at your necklace? You should just go everywhere naked.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-03 20:51:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-03 20:13:08 EDT (#)
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Jesus Christ I'd titty fuck that good.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2007-10-03 20:20:22 EDT (#)
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tone down the grin
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-03 20:13:08 EDT (#)
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Jesus Christ I'd titty fuck that good.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-03 19:37:33 EDT (#)
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Writers forum?
I'm sorry, I thought this was verbal abuse.
Verbal Abuse?
Oh you want 3b.
Thank you (leaves)
Silly Bunt
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-03 18:23:31 EDT (#)
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ILIKESTEAK YOU ARE FULL OF LIES. Ubersite is not now, nor has it ever been a writers' forum.
It's a herpes support group.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-10-03 18:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
beautiful
simply beautiful
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-03 17:37:42 EDT (#)
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It doesn't matter what your background is. What really matters here is yousuck at writing and you're on a writers forum.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-03 17:27:20 EDT (#)
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I was thinking of doing a camwhore last night, don't know why i thought that would have been a good idea and then i realised that I was drunk. drunk pictures are always bad. plain bad.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-03 16:42:12 EDT (#)
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I LOVE YOU SWAMPY
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-03 15:34:07 EDT (#)
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Hi.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-10-03 15:24:30 EDT (#)
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ah........ so camwhoring with your tits nearly hanging out doesn't get you an auto +2 here
(fuck... that's what I was going to post tommorrow)Ha!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-10-03 14:43:52 EDT (#)
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You look very...bouyant
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-10-03 14:40:32 EDT (#)
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Chesty McChesticles.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-10-03 14:39:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-10-03 14:32:04 EDT (#)
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boob plzy?
haha fucking useless thread.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-10-03 14:27:46 EDT (#)
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Spectacular breasticles.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-03 14:14:23 EDT (#)
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Jealous macaroon below.
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-10-03 13:57:02 EDT (#)
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You don't look middle eastern OR white trash. Worse, you look like a dirty smelly mexican.
Now do something amusing like showing Shlongy your hole or actually writing something coherent and entertaining.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-10-03 13:50:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:21:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:11:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:16:12 EDT (#)
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Meth, come to MD and keep me company. I's lonely :(
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Come back to NYC its where all the cool is.
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but then you smell like new york.
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But it would cover up your usual natural smell, so its all relative when you think about it
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-03 13:22:10 EDT (#)
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HA!!
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-10-03 13:17:15 EDT (#)
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Also, having looked at your other camwhore, you do look like an Arab slut and your brother looks like a Palestinian martyr.
I'd hasten his ascent into heaven and then I would fuck you in the mouth so hard you'd gag.
That is all.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-10-03 13:13:39 EDT (#)
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That isn't Middle-Eastern.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108847
THIS is Middle-Eastern!
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:54:09 EDT (#)
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neal before the alter
and spoo
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:52:23 EDT (#)
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those boobs in the picture made me jerk off and i'm a leg man!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:44:26 EDT (#)
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Posts with pictures of attractive females never die. They just rest for a little while.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:39:34 EDT (#)
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jeez...i thought this post died hours ago.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:38:14 EDT (#)
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SgtHartman I thought you were all mine?:)
Alter or not this girl is hot but she does have a fat girls face. She has been warned, those pounds are just waiting to pile on!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:36:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-03 11:02:20 EDT (#)
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i'm not sure whats going on here, but i know it's fucking gay.
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Ha!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:36:08 EDT (#)
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hmmmmmmm somehow I just can't believe that there are all of a sudden TONS of hot girls on this website... Not saying that the ladies that were here already aren't beautiful (example, Experima and Ms. Lilly and anyone else I forgot).
its alter time
its alter time
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:35:44 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha, best thread ever.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:28:38 EDT (#)
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heat heat heat
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:25:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-03 11:08:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:16:12 EDT (#)
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Meth, come to MD and keep me company. I's lonely :(
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Ang, you know my office is in DC, right? i'm there all the time. in fact, i'm going to be there for a week starting this friday. i don't know how close you are to DC, but MD ain't that big.
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I shall email you, as I'll be in DC all day doing in-service training.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:22:34 EDT (#)
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big boobies and big mouth good for much sexual
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:21:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:11:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:16:12 EDT (#)
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Meth, come to MD and keep me company. I's lonely :(
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Come back to NYC its where all the cool is.
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but then you smell like new york.
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:15:55 EDT (#)
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Camwhores always bring out the worst in you people.
Or maybe it's the best?
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:11:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:16:12 EDT (#)
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Meth, come to MD and keep me company. I's lonely :(
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Come back to NYC its where all the cool is.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-03 11:49:19 EDT (#)
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Fuck the Uniter.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-03 11:48:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-03 11:37:13 EDT (#)
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I am the intarweb. Hayro JPeg?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-03 11:26:21 EDT (#)
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I will smash your face in, and then take your mother, dorothy mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner, and NEVER call her again!
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-10-03 11:25:24 EDT (#)
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Bak. Derk-derk-Allah. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Haka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-10-03 11:20:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-10-03 11:09:51 EDT (#)
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Derka derka.
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Jihad.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-10-03 11:09:51 EDT (#)
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Derka derka.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-03 11:08:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:16:12 EDT (#)
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Meth, come to MD and keep me company. I's lonely :(
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Ang, you know my office is in DC, right? i'm there all the time. in fact, i'm going to be there for a week starting this friday. i don't know how close you are to DC, but MD ain't that big.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-03 11:02:20 EDT (#)
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i'm not sure whats going on here, but i know it's fucking gay.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:59:49 EDT (#)
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yeah and mine.
bored with this now.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:46:47 EDT (#)
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this makes my head hurt
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:46:40 EDT (#)
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do you believe everything you read on the intarweb?
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:46:14 EDT (#)
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bwahahaha, you silly cunt....show me your tits, STAT
Submitted by StereoTypist (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:44:30 EDT (#)
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"and I didn't guess your password, sugar tits. I took it and as long as it's alphanumeric you are safe. I do however have a substantial bit of your information, but don't worry, I'm a trustworthy guy :) "
What did you mean by that then if you didn't do anything?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:43:36 EDT (#)
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On second thought, this sounds remarkably like what Sico wanted to set up with me.
Fuck both of you.
Shenanigans.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:43:35 EDT (#)
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stereotypist, what the fuck are you on about? I didn't do anything
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:42:19 EDT (#)
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fuckin' el mud, it's not me or oathy. I haven't talked to that hack in over a week. I'm 99% sure this is Method via an email thread we just had.
Submitted by StereoTypist (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:42:08 EDT (#)
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It was YOU who broke into my account?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:42:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by StereoTypist (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:35:19 EDT (#)
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Yes Mr. ShapeShifter, it's alpha numeric. Granted I shouldn't have used such a guessable password but I didn't think I rated high enough on the "Let's break into her account and post reviews" meter.
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Silly Rabbit.
You've not yet begun to experience the annoyince he can dish out.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:41:09 EDT (#)
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and I didn't guess your password, sugar tits. I took it and as long as it's alphanumeric you are safe. I do however have a substantial bit of your information, but don't worry, I'm a trustworthy guy :)
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:40:48 EDT (#)
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there you go sico, I never said it was you method did and yet here you are working on fully outting yourself or your boyfriend.
you guys are so funny
Submitted by StereoTypist (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:40:32 EDT (#)
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Why do I still love you Mud after how mean you've been?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:39:38 EDT (#)
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that's the beauty of uber baby, you don't have to ask
i'm a giver
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:39:23 EDT (#)
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bwahahahaha, why would I collude with her/him?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:38:59 EDT (#)
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My alter-detector just asploded.
Submitted by StereoTypist (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:38:09 EDT (#)
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Not to break the noob niceness but who the fuck asked you Mudwhistle?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:36:04 EDT (#)
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no one is buying any of this.
Submitted by StereoTypist (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:35:19 EDT (#)
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Yes Mr. ShapeShifter, it's alpha numeric. Granted I shouldn't have used such a guessable password but I didn't think I rated high enough on the "Let's break into her account and post reviews" meter.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:34:41 EDT (#)
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thanks for the mammaries
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:29:35 EDT (#)
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^h
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:29:21 EDT (#)
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Password reset function? I hope you made it alpanumeric this time :)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:25:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-03 15:07:04 BST (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:04:00 EDT (#)
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Ouch, hurty. That's just hurtful.
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it's ok. the bonk eyes keep him from being able to focus on any one thing, including directing his hate.
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Bwhahahahaha. Bonk eyes. Its funny cause its true.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:23:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by StereoTypist (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:14:29 EDT (#)
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Okay, who are you and why are you posting comments using my log in?
Submitted by StereoTypist (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:11:47 EDT (#)
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Mud, you said that you seen that haircut around here when I said Staten Island. I could only assume one of those two places, silly.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:11:13 EDT (#)
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Maybe i should start with Friday Alter Gif,part II.
This is so inviting again...
And if you're trash, i should be in the middle of the recycling-process.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:10:55 EDT (#)
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People from Staten Island suck balls, Queens is where its at
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:10:41 EDT (#)
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inion - Ha!
Hurty - no worries. It scared me a little, too.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:10:32 EDT (#)
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i was thinking more along the lines of fudgepacker after seeing him around last night.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:09:22 EDT (#)
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haha this has to be Sicosemen's alter
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:08:56 EDT (#)
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i'm kidding....I still live where I always have I just work in Hawthorne now.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:08:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-03 15:04:00 BST (#)
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Ouch, hurty. That's just hurtful.
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Nothing against you, just the retardation that took place on your post.
I'm ill. That's probably why I'm extra angry.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:07:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:04:00 EDT (#)
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Ouch, hurty. That's just hurtful.
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it's ok. the bonk eyes keep him from being able to focus on any one thing, including directing his hate.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:06:49 EDT (#)
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There's hot, and then there's attractive. Believe it or not, they aren't the same thing. And I'm a bajillion times more attractive than you. <insert annoying emoticon here>
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:06:18 EDT (#)
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now?
oh little alter, you were doing so good and now I'm seeing cracks in your armor
Submitted by StereoTypist (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:04:59 EDT (#)
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Fey, I'm a bajillion times hotter than you. :P
Mudwhistle, what part of New York/Jersey are you living in now?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:04:13 EDT (#)
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Ensenada Mexico
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:04:00 EDT (#)
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Ouch, hurty. That's just hurtful.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:03:45 EDT (#)
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HOORAY IF WE WERE ALL BRITISH MYCUNTHURTSBYTHESUN WOULD JUST JOIN IN!!
Submitted by StereoTypist (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:03:40 EDT (#)
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Mudwhistler, where are you from?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:02:24 EDT (#)
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HOORAY IT'S LIKE THAT FEY POST, ALL OVER AGAIN!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:02:02 EDT (#)
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that was redundant really
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:01:08 EDT (#)
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staten island blowout...that's funny I never heard that before but I see it all the time around here.
funny stuff
that hair cuts for fags
and method
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:58:49 EDT (#)
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I dont care
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:58:46 EDT (#)
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I absolutely hate brown people. You all need to die in a fire.
You're scum on society. What good have any of you done since the inception of curry or outsourcing? none.
hah just kidding im a darkie! kk g2g math class bye!
Submitted by StereoTypist (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:57:57 EDT (#)
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Who cares if I date guys with the Staten Island blowout?
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:56:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:49:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:10:48 EDT (#)
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I like your necklace. And your hair. And your breasts.
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Can I have them?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:54:11 EDT (#)
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oh :(
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:53:47 EDT (#)
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not the consolation i was expecting...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:53:07 EDT (#)
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We'll just have to meet and let me bang you in person. WAY better than IM.
BTW, the "FU" line was pretty good.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:52:02 EDT (#)
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its ok Katy you still got me
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:50:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:49:34 EDT (#)
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That's because I'm too old to IM.
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*dreams shatter*
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:50:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:47:12 EDT (#)
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Any of you retards ever hear of IM?
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I had 2 responses to this you pick which one you like
'Yes, have you ever heard of FU?'
or
'Yes, but I'm surprised you have, oldtimer'
I fucking kill me
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:10:48 EDT (#)
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I like your necklace. And your hair. And your breasts.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:49:34 EDT (#)
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That's because I'm too old to IM.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:49:24 EDT (#)
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whose arm is that?
dat's some sexy.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I saw this and damn near shit my pants.
http://stuff.ubersite.com/119135909178318384/1/oathmeallovescock.jpg
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:48:22 EDT (#)
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yeah!! mines Top Donger
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:47:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:47:12 EDT (#)
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Any of you retards ever hear of IM?
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but you won't give me your screenname :(
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:47:13 EDT (#)
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you fuck your mother with that thing?
is she sadly unsatisfied?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:47:12 EDT (#)
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Any of you retards ever hear of IM?
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And no one checked out my mother fucking package...jesus christ. At one point my buddy's wife grabbed my cock and twisted which I think completely freaked out whatshername over there.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like a broad shouldered women............ grrrrrrrrr
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:44:41 EDT (#)
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Just re-read your first post.
Good to see you can write AND post pictures of your boobies
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
by better he means bigger boobs.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:43:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kind of like Alanis Morisette only a bit better.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:42:30 EDT (#)
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yeah well the windows are open so :P
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:41:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:39:50 EDT (#)
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hilarity aint that dumb..........uh on yes she is
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People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, EI.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:37:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:31:21 EDT (#)
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Meth, open your phone and scroll down to the M section. You'll find him.
And... you, I'm not sure who'd win in a winner take all fight. I'd be inclined to say him, as I'm under the impression he kinda loves me. I could be wrong though.
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can someone do the comment about the grease making it impossible for anyone to get a good hold on him?
actually either one of them. it'd be like hairy wrestling in baby oil.
*gag*
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Hahaha, the visuals this gave me are made of awesome.
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hilarity will soap off the winner.
with her boobs.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:41:42 EDT (#)
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http://utubelaughter.blogspot.com/2007/06/another-world-naked-bike-ride-think.html
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
foihwrefhiowefohiwerferlkjwfrew
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rev
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:39:50 EDT (#)
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hilarity aint that dumb..........uh on yes she is
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:37:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:31:21 EDT (#)
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Meth, open your phone and scroll down to the M section. You'll find him.
And... you, I'm not sure who'd win in a winner take all fight. I'd be inclined to say him, as I'm under the impression he kinda loves me. I could be wrong though.
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can someone do the comment about the grease making it impossible for anyone to get a good hold on him?
actually either one of them. it'd be like hairy wrestling in baby oil.
*gag*
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Hahaha, the visuals this gave me are made of awesome.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:39:34 EDT (#)
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hairy wrestling in baby oil....good god i did not need that visual
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:38:21 EDT (#)
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NOONIE YOURE GOING TO PAY
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:38:19 EDT (#)
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get a job.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:38:05 EDT (#)
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Hahaha, pussy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:37:48 EDT (#)
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I was going to say rare, but then I thought people would think "What's so rare about a steak? They're all over the place" so i thought medium rare would be more understandable.
Catering to the lowest common denominator and all that, this IS ubersite, after all.
I'll shutup now.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:31:21 EDT (#)
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Meth, open your phone and scroll down to the M section. You'll find him.
And... you, I'm not sure who'd win in a winner take all fight. I'd be inclined to say him, as I'm under the impression he kinda loves me. I could be wrong though.
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can someone do the comment about the grease making it impossible for anyone to get a good hold on him?
actually either one of them. it'd be like hairy wrestling in baby oil.
*gag*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:36:43 EDT (#)
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medium rare?????? you big girl.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:36:23 EDT (#)
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Oh man, I don't think I want to be any part of what's potentially brewing here, I'm uber-retired
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:35:43 EDT (#)
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I'm going to eat a medium rare steak and watch some Clint Eastwood movies, brb
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:35:31 EDT (#)
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man people are sensitive around here
any way..Hadley LIte....that's for sure have you seen that kid?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:35:18 EDT (#)
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Wait, did I just say dewy?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:34:26 EDT (#)
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tee hee <scampers off into the dewy meadow>
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:34:05 EDT (#)
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BAMF = Hadley Lite
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:32:51 EDT (#)
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Not everyone can have your perfect life, Mud.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:31:41 EDT (#)
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i know katy, she worries me too...next thing you know she'll be traveling to other countries to satisfy her ubermancock desires
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:31:37 EDT (#)
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ahh katy, how are you going to hurt me today?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:31:21 EDT (#)
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Meth, open your phone and scroll down to the M section. You'll find him.
And... you, I'm not sure who'd win in a winner take all fight. I'd be inclined to say him, as I'm under the impression he kinda loves me. I could be wrong though.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:30:50 EDT (#)
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you were the one who looked.........dirty perv
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:30:31 EDT (#)
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you people worry me.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:29:07 EDT (#)
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He was the one who posted it on the internet.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:28:00 EDT (#)
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thats sick
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:27:24 EDT (#)
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still doesn't answer why you were checking out sico's package
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:27:06 EDT (#)
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Ho tramp flange flaps
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:27:03 EDT (#)
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Who is this "boyfriend" you speak of and can I kick his ass?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:26:44 EDT (#)
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I am loyal, but not subserviant. The Man likes the abuse, I think.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:25:38 EDT (#)
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or just be loyal and subserviant instead of tramping around with sico
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:24:34 EDT (#)
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you could masturbate
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:23:56 EDT (#)
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The boyfriend is out to sea and I have no one else to talk to. What the fuck did you expect to happen?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:23:50 EDT (#)
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fairuza balk mouth.
who are you?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:23:07 EDT (#)
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Hoooo boy this post really turned into some sort of chatroom, huh?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:22:38 EDT (#)
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No no, I invited your vagina specifically, not you
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:22:37 EDT (#)
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Method, if you try to run, I FIND YOU!
*pulls out card*
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:21:46 EDT (#)
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loser
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:21:38 EDT (#)
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LIES. You invited me to the batcave.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:21:37 EDT (#)
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IM MEDITERRANEAN NOT MIDDLE EASTERN GODAMMIT
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:21:06 EDT (#)
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Sorry I don't hang out with people from the internet
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:20:16 EDT (#)
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Meth, don't go visit bamf, he's a gypsy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:19:52 EDT (#)
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no no come to mine, I have spreadsheets and Microsoft word
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:19:19 EDT (#)
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method is middle eastern too
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:19:13 EDT (#)
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Fairuza Balk is ugly as fuck.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:18:27 EDT (#)
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no no...come over to Paterson and keep me company...I've got AstroGlide
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:18:26 EDT (#)
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She's plain, at best. Stop glorifying the average holes you stick your penis into, Dorothy
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93019
There's a respectable classy broad.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:16:54 EDT (#)
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GIGGITY GIGGITY
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:16:12 EDT (#)
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Meth, come to MD and keep me company. I's lonely :(
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:15:36 EDT (#)
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OH GAWD!!!!
squick
squick
squick
squick
squick
squick
squick
ejaculates
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:14:47 EDT (#)
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never mind = (
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:14:34 EDT (#)
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whoops
http://www.dreamstarlets.com/features/bios/fairuza_balk22.jpg
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:14:20 EDT (#)
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You mean like this? Sick fuck
http://www.dreamstarlets.com/features/!bios/fairuza_balk22.jpg
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:13:47 EDT (#)
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ok I've got one....Fairuza Balik and I'm not talking like Craft age I'm talking Return to Oz age....
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:13:26 EDT (#)
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group masturbation..with photos of Topanga in front of us. Wonderful.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:12:54 EDT (#)
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http://stuff.ubersite.com/1087966428490913311/1/topanga.jpg
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:12:32 EDT (#)
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hahahahahahaha ok that made me laugh
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:12:27 EDT (#)
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http://www.whosdatedwho.com/pictures/D9H4H6.jpg
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
method camwhore
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1172676095717426234/1/Hey%20You%20Guys.JPG
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:10:09 EDT (#)
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hahaah
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:09:51 EDT (#)
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Well, if you can't beat'm, join'm.....
*masterbates*
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:09:45 EDT (#)
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That first picture of Topanga is the hottest, like I just poked her in the back with my penis
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:08:46 EDT (#)
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*masturbates furioursly*
oppps im at work....ho hum nearly finished.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:08:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:06:14 EDT (#)
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http://2clicks.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/topanga-top.jpg
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Okay, that is FUCKING HOT!
Man, I want her so fucking bad.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:07:52 EDT (#)
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She will look like Kirstey Alley when she's older though.............
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:07:36 EDT (#)
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Oh man this post just keeps getting better and better
<masturbates furiously>
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:07:13 EDT (#)
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Hell, even I had a crush on Topanga.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:06:43 EDT (#)
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From the bottom of my heart, I thank you BAMF, that was glorious.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36442
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sure this pic in it's full form belonged on http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ as well.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:06:14 EDT (#)
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http://2clicks.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/topanga-top.jpg
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Attention MEN: http://www.ubersite.com/m/99732
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:04:56 EDT (#)
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That topanga girl was lovely, im sure I masturbated over her
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:04:54 EDT (#)
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MAJORITY RULES, TOPANGA FTW
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:04:17 EDT (#)
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See, Creep knows what's up
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:04:07 EDT (#)
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loved Topanga...still do...privatly
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:02:41 EDT (#)
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No no, she reminds me a little of Tapenga (Topenga? i dunno) from Boy Meets World, and I love her too
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Topanga. I loved her.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:02:41 EDT (#)
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No no, she reminds me a little of Tapenga (Topenga? i dunno) from Boy Meets World, and I love her too
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-03 09:00:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:55:59 EDT (#)
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I love you with the fiery passion of a thousand midgets in loincloths
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So this is his other sister?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:59:58 EDT (#)
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I'll tell you what you need to do.
You need to mail that necklace to me.
Pronto!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:59:24 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/112089
To answer your question sico...I am.
And you love every degrading second of it, don't you?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:59:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-03 13:57:24 BST (#)
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All I want to know is who is fucking ME in the ass?
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Christian Bale?
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You don't fool me. I bet you rock the long island blowout cut, don't you?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:58:47 EDT (#)
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'Have it your way' is Burger King, monkeyhumper
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:58:19 EDT (#)
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lmao
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Method's arm fails in comparison to oathy's. I'm pretty sure that I could kick the shit out of either one of them with a chin.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:57:24 EDT (#)
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Fine, you fucking cocksuckers have it your way at McUbersite. All I want to know is who is fucking ME in the ass?
And muddy, I was just trying to encite you. And believe me, the girl that makes me feel like a fucking rock star will never have a 3 or 2 as the leading digit to her weight.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:56:40 EDT (#)
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Methods so dreamy
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:55:59 EDT (#)
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I love you with the fiery passion of a thousand midgets in loincloths
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:54:23 EDT (#)
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First off buddy, I'm not arguing that this chick in the pic is anyway a 'better person' than anyone I'm just saying that the characteristics that you tend to point out tell me something about the way you look at women.
now, that said
confidence issues bro? are you serious?
your idea of finding the slammin body and the slammin mind and holding on is simply...well...foolish because the girl of your dreams, the one that makes you feel like a fucking rockstar when you wake up in the morning, could be the 300lb heffer that just walked by you on the street but you wouldn't know because you're too caught up in your shallow Beaver Hunt.
Anyone could describe what their perfect girl would look like and how she would act but I'd venture to say that 8 out of 10 times it doesn't work out that way.
As far as looks, this girl looks better than anything I've seen you post on here and lay claim to humping.
Then again, I've been with one woman for 12 years now so I probably don't know what I'm talking about.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:52:58 EDT (#)
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Cant we just say its all personal taste. You seem to like boney assed girls
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:52:19 EDT (#)
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yeah i am retarded
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:51:32 EDT (#)
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EI, are you fucking retarded? This is http://www.ubersite.com/u/sicosemen Steroids is oathmeal. I wonder whether you where a helmet sometimes.
The girl above is hotter than this skank http://www.ubersite.com/m/111191
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:51:20 EDT (#)
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Oh Miss Freckles........if were going just on looks the the ones whose face I can see wins.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:50:04 EDT (#)
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Steroids are forever.
They are all what I need to help me.
They can stimulate and enlarge me.
They won't be escaping from me,
For I've fear that they might desert me.
Steroids are forever,
Hold one up and then swallow it,
Stick it, push it and pump it,
I can juice every part,
Nothing hides in the head to hurt me.
I don't need fans,
For what good will fans do me?
Steroids never lie to me.
For when my fans are gone,
They'll luster on.
Steroids are forever,
Sparkling round my little syringe.
Unlike true strength, the steroids linger;
Team players are mere mortals who
Are not worth going to your grave for.
I don't need fans,
For what good will fans do me?
Steroids never lie to me.
For when my fans are gone,
They'll luster on.
Steroids are forever, forever, forever.
Steroids are forever, forever, forever.
Forever and ever.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110205
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, muddy, 'tis true but opinions are like assholes, everyone has one; yours just stinks more than mine :)
Seriously though, how you can even comment on anyone's attitude from a picture is beyond me. You're just looking to be argumentative and there's plenty more pictures of broads I railed on here that you could have found a better one to argue with.
And why would you settle for a hefty broad. The trick is to find both slammin body and slammin attitude and don't let go. You've got confidence issues.
I'll stop...I'm going digging for you.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:44:42 EDT (#)
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sorry bro but you're wrong.
your childish/frat boy way of looking at the world does not measure the truly important qualities.
I'd take a heftier girl with a slammin attitude that makes me feel good over the gutter whores with the 'bangin bodies' that you seen attract.
i've had my fill of the dipshit hotties and frankly I found the whole process boring.
to each his own I suppose, you have your taste and i have mine.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
CJ, grins that wide usually hide nigger dicks too. I could prolly kick this cunt in the cunt and bear trap my foot.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:44:01 EDT (#)
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You be the boss CJ, just for once. Special treat.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:43:03 EDT (#)
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Nothing wrong with your face/body.
But...
Something tells me that you're a real bitch to work for.
I think it's the smile.
Grins that wide usually hide malicious thoughts.
At least, in my experience.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:42:01 EDT (#)
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yes, you win.....of course.....becuase you said so. what a good game.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:40:47 EDT (#)
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And your point is what, mud? That chick has 10x the body of this one...proving my point. Next!
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:39:59 EDT (#)
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nice.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:39:35 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/109645
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:35:54 EDT (#)
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mud, who have you seen? tell me, I'm curious...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:35:46 EDT (#)
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Do i give a fuck what you nail? no.
Why would you give a fuck what I find attractive? Fuck off and die roid boy.
Submitted by Jacque (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:35:14 EDT (#)
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comment vous dire....."fermez la baise!"
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:35:09 EDT (#)
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whoever the picture is I'd be money she's hotter than anyone you've ever 'banged' sico.
i mean we've seen a few of your 'prizes'
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:34:41 EDT (#)
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I probably wouldn't hit it...... but maybe with a stick.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:33:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-03 08:18:34 EDT (#)
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I never know what to believe anymore......the women in this photo is beautiful, amazing smile and eyes to get lost in.
If its you, wow, if its not, wow.
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I just lost all respect for you EI. Can anyone tell me why these losers fawn over mediocrity? I nail hotter than this on a daily basis...fucking sheesh.
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