Let me make out with your wife! (1134 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -1.09 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by BigRick (View user info) at 2007-10-03 12:01:32 EDT
http://dallas.craigslist.org/crs/438922671.html.
You want to watch football and your wife wants some hot hot male tongue action?
You want to drink beer and watch your kids fight to the death in the cage you made in the backyard?
Are you gay?
Well, let me make out with your wife!
Think about it, you can watch the ambiguously gay female couple that lives on your block munch on their boxes and I'll take care of the misses! You will be free for at least 12 minutes, possibly 13 minutes if she had corn in her previous meal!
I know this sounds too good to be true, but don't waste time, let me make out with you wife now!
Che Che Che Che Moom Moom Moom Makin out..... with your wife.
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-03 15:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
THOSE CRAZY INTRAWEBZ!!!1
Submitted by bigdicrick (user info) at 2007-10-03 14:42:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How many times have you asked yourself "How did that quarter get in there?"
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
-- Homer Simpson
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Make out with her, shit you can have her. She'll be at the Greyhound station in a purple leotard.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG ITS CRAIGSLIST
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
haha
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bdn_nkd
I don't love you and I never will
Sorry
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
god, what is wrong with me today?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
please excuse my outburt below. I have great man love for MudWhistle.
no really,
man love man love
always use a love glove
man love man love
pure as the white dove
man love man love
put it in, give it a shove
man love man love
always use a love glove
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HOMOSAPIEN!!! HAHA WOOOOOOOO!!! STREAKER!!! WINKY DANCE!!! WOOO!!!!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
because MudWhistle is a homo
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:16:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
because danger pants is a homo
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That +2 was just to keep this from falling off.
You're teh ghey.
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me! No matter
how dumb my suggestions are.
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-03 12:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment