Ubersite's official :Who is the Mack Daddy of all Fictional Characters Competition !!! (Camwhore Included for your viewing pleasure) (1137 hits)
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Submitted by Aussie_Ants_Is_Back (View user info) at 2007-10-04 04:50:48 EDT
Howdy Howdy Movers and Shakers,
I went to a fancy dress party the other week and well it got me thinking. I started to think about who was the coolest, most superfly, pimpingest Mack daddy out there in fictional character land, and well it is too hard for me to decide. So without further ado, Dun da na naaa da na na naa naa naaaaa, i am proud to present, the very first entry for Ubersites Official :
WHO IS THE MACK DADDY OF ALL FICTIONAL CHARACTERS COMPETITION.
My entry : Super Mario !!!
Reasons : He eats Magic Mushrooms
He can break Bricks with his head
He is pounding the Princess
This competition will run for a week or so, so get your entries in NOW !!! Make sure to include 3 reasons why your character is the mack daddy and a picture.
Peace out Uberites
Aussie Ants
P.S: Enjoy my Camwhore
User Reviews
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-10-08 04:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
THE PEOPLE'S MARIO!!!
http://www.88by31.com/flashman/thepeoplesmario.swf
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-10-05 14:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm not going to make a post about it but my pick is
Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker
but Yoda is pretty cool too.
yeah, i'm a chick who loves Star Wars, so what?
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
awesome idea.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-10-04 23:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wanna give some props to the super badass native guy in Apocalypto. He beats down all those damn dirty slavers. I mean the guy killed some fuck with a big leaf, a twig, and a frog!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:50:55 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry Mario.
But your princess is in another castle!
Submitted by baronMunchausen (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112233 I win.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now you're just teasing me, aren't you?
...
fucking Uniter.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-10-04 17:53:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry but the best fictional character ever is Rod Farva.
"License and registration......CHICKEN FUCKERS!!! BUHGAWK!!!"
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-04 16:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112241
I was Mario for last Halloween, doubt Ill be doing any halloween things this year weeeepp
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 15:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-04 15:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CT have you seen Lost Room?
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Negative.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-04 15:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best character evar;
The Dude - The Big Lebowski.
he's just all kinds of cool
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-04 15:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CT have you seen Lost Room?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you are massively over charging yourself
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ahahahahahaha
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112227
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you are massively over charging yourself
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:28:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is this what you say to your hand?
You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend.
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No, usually it's more alone the lines of "Me wuv you wong time, two dowwar sucky sucky"
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Its ok you are fitting right in
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm confused.
Senile dementia, you know.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is this what you say to your hand?
You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I feel rude if I accept through a third person. I am an English gentlemen after all.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmph. It's not how big it is, it's what you can do with it that counts.
And believe ME, I know what to do with it.
*looks at hand*
Hello, friend.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahaha - no, no, EI, I was calling Cpt' Thorns the little prick.. You know, thorn=prick...
But I'm internet pouting at you for saying you wouldn't have me after Ophelia tried to pimp me out.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You stole my line!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well do you have the man boobs....do you......tell me
*shakes fist*
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's okay EI. I'll still man-date you.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:58:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wait what did CT say...........ho hum thats the way uh huh uh huh i like it
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have I just been called a little prick....
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I kid. I kid because I love.
Smooches!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This could get really ugly....
...eh, fuck it. I'll be the gentleman here and cut my losses. You win.
THE ELECTRO AWARD!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How Very Dare You
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa Crystle!
Wicked burn!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
CT - If I wanted a little prick, I'd go prune rose bushes with my bare hands.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-04 12:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
oh, I know, Ophelia - I was laughing.
and CT - eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
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Whatever. You KNOW you want the Captain's Thorn.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-04 12:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Crystle - it was meant as a compliment! You could do a lot worse than Em, he is a real cutie.
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He sure is.
Wait, what?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:37:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CRYSTLE IS RIGHT
I DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN BECAUSE I'M SO OLD MY OVARIES WITHERED UP YEARS AGO.
I GUM MY TAPIOCA AND MY MEN
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Now DAMN THAT'S HOT!!!
*orgasms for second time in two hours*
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CRYSTLE IS RIGHT
I DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN BECAUSE I'M SO OLD MY OVARIES WITHERED UP YEARS AGO.
I GUM MY TAPIOCA AND MY MEN
I MAKE FANTASTIC METAMUCIL COCKTAILS
BRAN MUFFINS ARE SURVIVAL AIDS
DOES THAT ABOUT COVER IT?!
Sorry for shouting, Mr. Ants.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-04 12:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
oh, I know, Ophelia - I was laughing.
and CT - eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-04 12:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Crystle - it was meant as a compliment! You could do a lot worse than Em, he is a real cutie.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 12:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-10-04 11:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, in all his time, Mario has used a hammer, a turtle shell, and a frog suit, but never ONCE a plunger.
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Let's not forget the fireballs and the star, now, shall we?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 12:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhhhhh, much better. *wipes hands on pants*
Now then. What were we talking about again, before you got me all riled up with your redheaded ways?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 12:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There must be something in the water cooler today. I'm horny as hell.
*looks at mirror on monitor*
OMFG DID STACEY JUST BEND OVER AND STICK HER ASS IN MY DIRECTION?!?
YES, YES SHE DID
um...pardon me. i'll be back in five minutes.
*runs off to restroom*
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 12:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh who am I kidding, I'd have the biggest O this side of the Mason-Dixon line.
Pucker up, sugarbee. :)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 12:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, o-KAY. I hate to hear a girl begging...I'd still do ya. But I wouldn't enjoy it.
Much.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-04 12:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
the irony here, of course is that I have a child and Forensic doesn't. (And she's only a few years older.)
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-04 12:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NO!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-04 12:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! HE'S TEASING ME AGAIN!!!
stop calling me Stacy, loser.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 12:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*ducks*
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 12:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There, there Crystle. *pats back* Ol' Thorny still loves you.
Even if you're not as MILFish as FG.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-04 11:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OUCH!
I'd expect that kind of remark from Forensic, but wow...
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-04 02:33:28 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Em it is the old story of all the good women are taken simply because they are good. Maybe you are too picky? There is always Crystle??
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-10-04 11:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, in all his time, Mario has used a hammer, a turtle shell, and a frog suit, but never ONCE a plunger.
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2007-10-04 11:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I too say Ash from the Evil Dead serie.
1-) He has a chainsaw
2-) He has a boomstick
3-) He can laugh while he is amputating his arm
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-04 10:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't understand the face of the orange "cowboy" chick on the left. Crapping her pants? Vibrating undies just kick on? I don't know....
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-04 10:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The greatest fictional character of all time might well be Jesus...
...but in reality it's Issac Bickerstaff
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 10:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know why but the picture of you jumping in your dining room made me laugh like a retard.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 10:38:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-04 05:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Em it is the old story of all the good women are taken simply because they are good. Maybe you are too picky? There is always Crystle??
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DAMN!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-04 09:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112220
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-04 09:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, gimme one of those broads.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-04 08:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That fence, is it the same one as was in this? http://www.ubersite.com/m/110816
Back to business, typical Aussie male, manly and trying to pants a half dozen women at a time.
Gambit from The X-Men. I love that Cajun.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-04 08:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice suit!
Submitted by Aussie_Ants_4.0 (user info) at 2007-10-04 05:44:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hehehe
Sorry but Mario dont share !!!
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-10-04 05:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If Mario'd for once be kind enough (hell knows I've spent hundreds of euros on the fucker in the past years) to hand over the phone number of the little philly in the middle left picture...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-04 05:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Of course im picky! Im sure theres some deep meaning to what I said below. Oh well.
It's all gravy baby.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-04 05:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Em it is the old story of all the good women are taken simply because they are good. Maybe you are too picky? There is always Crystle??
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-10-04 05:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Aussie_Ants_4.0 (user info) at 2007-10-04 05:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I feel bad for stealing your thunder.... NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Muhahaha
Although u are quite a fat little Mario !! You do look the part.. Alas i take my hat off to you
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I'll take that as a compliment. Shit, I'll take anything now.
Submitted by Aussie_Ants_4.0 (user info) at 2007-10-04 05:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I feel bad for stealing your thunder.... NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Muhahaha
Although u are quite a fat little Mario !! You do look the part.. Alas i take my hat off to you
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-04 05:24:50 EDT (#)
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Ok ok Nintendo keep your fake moustache on. I didn't realise you were the uber faux Mario. Down with this impostor!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-04 05:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What does it mean when all the girls who fancy you, you arent interested in yet all the girls you like are unattainable in some way.
Other than me being a homo.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-10-04 05:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-04 05:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry Em.
Nintendo - you only dress as Mario in your bedroom. This guy does it in public!
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No, I do it in public. I was actually on TV for my marioness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a15eL3GDwM
If you take the time to look around, I'm also at concerts, at halloween parties, and...Crap, what the fuck does it matter, you all don't care.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-04 05:21:51 EDT (#)
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Poor Em. On the whole, women can be a vile species. There there sweetpea.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-04 05:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
P.P.S I hate women in relationships who invite me to fancy dress parties
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-04 05:15:22 EDT (#)
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Is it wrong I find that moustache sexy?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-04 05:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
P.S Currently I despise women
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-10-04 05:11:24 EDT (#)
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Because pimpin' whilst dressed as Mario aint easy.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-04 05:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry Em.
Nintendo - you only dress as Mario in your bedroom. This guy does it in public!
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-10-04 05:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ash from Evil Dead series
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-04 05:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha Merlina - OompaLoompas
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-10-04 05:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, we already have a Super Mario...Me :-/
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a215/mrjessebrightside/mariomontage.jpg
For comparison purposes. :-)
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-10-04 05:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, we already have a Super Mario...Me :-/
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-04 05:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I SAID DONT ASK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGGHwdggdhghhhhhhhhhhhhhhghsd
flibble
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-04 05:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
wow Luigi AND the oompaloompas
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-04 04:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
EI why won't you tell us about your disasterous non attendance to a fancy dress party? Is it too painful? I can feel your pain. And it is painful.
Submitted by Aussie_Ants_4.0 (user info) at 2007-10-04 04:56:13 EDT (#)
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Ahh yes,
I believe they whipped out the fake tan and came dressed as trashbag barbie dolls !! I included that one so ugly chicks can see super marios non discriminatory side !!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-04 04:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dont even talk to me about fancy dress parties.
Oh and did you go out on your own?
I SAID DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT FANCY DRESS PARTIES.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-04 04:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is your competiton open to anyone or do you have to be 15 or under?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-04 04:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lordy, those women in the middle right photo are UGLY.
Why are they orange is this a new race of people?