The BOSH Man! ...I forget what this is about already. (1412 hits)
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Submitted by Dude, thats BOSH! (View user info) at 2007-10-04 13:03:08 EDT
I have been in a bad mood all week. Nothing seems to be going my way, but at least its Thursday. I have a gig tonight, and then just one more day of work before the long weekend. So I guess i've only been in a bad mood from Monday-Wednesday. Actually I was in a good mood on Tuesday. Yesterday wasn't so bad either because the sox won and I was drunk. So basically Monday sucked, but since then my mood has been indifferent. This entire paragraph was pointless.
I don't even get paid for these Thursday night gigs. Me and a friend do an acoustic set every Thursday night in the sticks of Massachusetts. Its fun and all, don't get me wrong. Its your typical dive bar: Coin operated pool table with a ripped felt surface, a couple of dart boards, the smell of stale beer and smoke, mixed with cheap perfume and Brut cologne, securely nestled in the woods about a half mile from any major access road. All in all a great place to be, well I think so anyways.
As I was saying, we have our weekly gig there tonight. I can't really tell if the people enjoy it or not, but we go back every Thursday anyways. We tried passing a hat, as they say, a couple times. Some people threw in a couple bucks, but mostly people would write down requests on a napkin and send it back up to us. If you ask me to play 'Free Bird' one more time..
I bought a dobro a couple weeks ago. I tuned it to G and taught myself to play it. I'm bringing it tonight.. we'll see how that goes.
I am a master assassin.
I came home drunk one night last week and discovered that I had a new roomate. Four legs, loves cheese, hates cats. I tried all the conventional methods of capturing the pesky rodent, but to no avail.
Last night after the Sox game, I went upstairs to punch my roomate in the face (he deserved it) when I heard our newest roomate crawling around in the vents. I assumed he was hungry, so I came up with the master of all plans.
I got your average plastic 'keg cup' (clear, not red) and propped it up with a toothpick. Attached to the tooth pick was sewing thread, which i had about 5 feet of. On the other end of the thread was my hand.
Under the aforementioned cup, I placed a delicious triscuit cracker topped with peanut butter and cheese. The trap was set.
As sure as sure, the rodent caught the scent of my delightful snack, and cautiously started making his way towards it.
This post sucks, I was bored so I just started typing. I caught the mouse with my awesome trap and walked him over to my neighbor's house (my neighbor sucks) I found a crack in his foundation and let the mouse go in there.
The end.
PS
I'm in a better mood now, but I was pissed off this morning so when I got to work I farted in the coffee filter with the beans in it, then brewed it. It was fucking awesome.
User Reviews
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-10-11 08:19:47 EDT (#)
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i play on a burns marquee through a czech marshall copy.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-10-05 11:26:26 EDT (#)
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+1 for the post, +1 for the reviews
+2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-04 19:23:35 EDT (#)
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gotta go now, wish you mentioned that sooner
maybe next week
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-04 19:23:16 EDT (#)
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fuckin a thats an awesome idea..
i'll spend an entire set playing free bird.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-04 19:04:09 EDT (#)
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Learn Free Bird.
That way, whenever some jackass yells it out, you can play it for 30 minutes to show them who's the boss.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-10-04 17:56:49 EDT (#)
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Bosh?
Yes.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-04 17:41:27 EDT (#)
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I just bought a 12 string at the local pawn
we should hook up for an Ubergrass fest
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-04 17:34:42 EDT (#)
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I farted in the coffee filter with the beans in it, then brewed it. It was fucking awesome.
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I HAVE DONE THIS MYSELF, AND I CONCUR - THE COFFEE BREWED IN THIS MANNER WILL MAKE JUAN VALDEX WEEP WITH PRIDE
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-04 15:44:50 EDT (#)
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I usually try to make a point of going to see some random local band each week, tomorrow i'll be finding myself in some small town making fun of rural life.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-04 15:26:56 EDT (#)
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fair enough
you win this round
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-04 15:17:48 EDT (#)
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that may be true, but i think i'm the only one that lights them first
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-04 15:17:23 EDT (#)
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Most Bosh title ever
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-04 15:14:13 EDT (#)
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it'd be silly to assume you were the only one.
an activity to be enjoyed by all
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-04 15:13:27 EDT (#)
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when i walk past people sitting at their desk, i like to fluff the back of their hair with a fart
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-04 15:09:19 EDT (#)
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i don't know much about them, but i believe i have some vinyl of theirs
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-04 15:07:08 EDT (#)
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Nice to finally meet someone who understands the true BOSHness of that little fact.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-04 15:06:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:09:29 EDT (#)
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FG - I'd give anything to work with you.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-04 15:01:50 EDT (#)
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grape soda and baseball cards, mostly
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-04 15:01:12 EDT (#)
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I have zero idea what you boys are gossiping about.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-04 15:00:50 EDT (#)
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ralph stanley as in.. the stanley brothers?!
thats pretty bosh dude.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:42:38 EDT (#)
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Ralph Stanley is my 5th cousin, 3 times removed. I thought you should know.
I think that means I'm as related to him as I am to a lemur.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:36:31 EDT (#)
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Damn! Those Martins...sweet guitars.
I could never part with my Carvin electric - it may not be the best playing guitar in the world but I put it together with my own two hands from the kit. Kinda makes it special, you know? Hard to get rid of something that your blood and sweat go into.
Still, I could really use another good quality electric guitar for my gigs, something with a fixed bridge (the Carvin is tremolo). I've been looking at Les Pauls for quite some time, but if you have any other recommendations, I'd love to hear them. I play mostly classic rock and blues, and some contemporary rock and country.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:32:14 EDT (#)
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my first 2 les pauls were inherited CT, i don't play them but could never sell them, either.
sentimental value is infinite.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:31:06 EDT (#)
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awesome
i've only seen ONE carvin (owned by a friend's dad) ..real real nice.
My dad used to play in a bluegrass band.. I have his '58 Martin D28 and D35. I never play them though.. they're worth a pretty penny but i could never sell them, either.
As for me, I have a 59 re-issue les paul, 1999 custom shop, and now '01 deluxe. The '01 will come with me to gigs.
Some weird Korean Strat (plays nice, plus i put in texas specials.. i put .13s on it and leave it a half step down), and 50th anniversary American.
the only acoustic i play is my taylor 414ce.
and now the dobro
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:26:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:22:04 EDT (#)
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this is my third paulie, but its the first that i'll actually play. The other 2 sleep quietly in their case.
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Why do you have them if you don't play them, dude? If you're looking to sell...drop me an e-mail.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:25:08 EDT (#)
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Number of Les Pauls owned by CT: 0. *weeeeps*
Someday, though. Someday. For now, I'll be content with my custom-homemade Carvin electric, Fender custom 5 string bass, and Fender Sonoran acoustic/electric.
Oh yeah, and the V-Drums.
And the trombone, trumpet, ukelele, etc.
Hey! I feel better now!
:)
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:22:04 EDT (#)
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this is my third paulie, but its the first that i'll actually play. The other 2 sleep quietly in their case.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:20:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:57:37 EDT (#)
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Ah, okay...not familiar with that Hendrix tune. Must check it out on iTunes later.
A dobro AND a like new Les Paul? I am officially jealous. :(
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I quit smoking in 1986 because I realized that I was spending enough money on death to buy a new Les Paul every year. Now I have more guitars than years between 1986 and now, but still no Les Paul. I am a jeluos anfry bicth too. Gots the Dobro (style, not actual brand name), though.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:20:43 EDT (#)
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bosh bitches
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:20:25 EDT (#)
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you two are bitches
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:17:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:16:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:14:19 EDT (#)
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AHAHAHAHAAH....ok that's enough about that Hilarity...there are posts in the making in reference and I don't want everyone scared away yet.
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Can't wait!
Mainly because I'm a bitch.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:16:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:14:19 EDT (#)
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AHAHAHAHAAH....ok that's enough about that Hilarity...there are posts in the making in reference and I don't want everyone scared away yet.
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Can't wait!
Mainly because I'm a bitch.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:15:21 EDT (#)
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i am completely lost.
Thanks rorrim!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:14:33 EDT (#)
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No shit?
*blinks*
Excuse me.
BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:14:19 EDT (#)
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AHAHAHAHAAH....ok that's enough about that Hilarity...there are posts in the making in reference and I don't want everyone scared away yet.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:12:19 EDT (#)
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DangerPants is boning CookieLass. She's 'supergirlfriend'.
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFF.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:11:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:07:52 EDT (#)
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Actually, shouldn't we really be laughing at DangerPants. He's boning her, afterall.
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Um....WHAT???
CookieLass or FG?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:09:29 EDT (#)
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FG - I'd give anything to work with you.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:07:52 EDT (#)
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Actually, shouldn't we really be laughing at DangerPants. He's boning her, afterall.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:07:17 EDT (#)
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FG - I don't know whether to laugh or cry at that last joke.
Okay, I'm laughing. Hard and loudly.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:06:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:04:10 EDT (#)
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you can laugh at Cookielass, she's the BIG butt of a ton of jokes
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*tears up*
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:04:30 EDT (#)
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Here's one of my moments in racism. Ok at the hospital there was a Decontam tech named Joe, who was black. It was easy to mess with Joe's mind. Too easy. He took everything so serious.
I came up behind Joe in a hallway. I huried until I was side by side with him.
"How're you doing tonight, Bonnie?" he asked. I just kept looking at him (trying hard not to crack a smile). I kept this up until he asked
"What?!"
Then, all serious like, I said, "Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?"
"What gun?!" Joe sputtered. I huried and lost him around a corner. "Hey!" he called after me.
The next day, my boss told me I had upset Joe to the point where he had gone to his supervisor and told him that, "that crazy white girl from the lab thinks I've got a piece here on the job!"
I had to go find Joe, tell him I was just kidding around and messing with him a little, and explained that that line was from a Jimi Hendrix song called "Hey Joe."
"Oh. I don't listen to Jimi."
I looked at Joe, all shocked and dismayed, and said, "And you call yourself a Brotha'."
It's a wonder I never got fired from that hospital.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:04:10 EDT (#)
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you can laugh at Cookielass, she's the BIG butt of a ton of jokes
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:02:01 EDT (#)
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Y'all are like big brothers who like to hit me until I cry and then laugh at me for crying.
I'm just jealous b/c I have no one I can laugh at.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:01:20 EDT (#)
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Man, have fun with your gig tonight. I just picked up a brand new Ibanez V7 acoustic; pretty standard little guitar, but it sounds like sex.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:00:42 EDT (#)
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I hate y'all.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:00:17 EDT (#)
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Google search for dobro : http://home.planet.nl/~jschmohl/
Cool shit, bosh!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 14:00:03 EDT (#)
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Three words for you:
Hilarity's
Love
Juice
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:59:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:57:37 EDT (#)
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Ah, okay...not familiar with that Hendrix tune. Must check it out on iTunes later.
A dobro AND a like new Les Paul? I am officially jealous. :(
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and gay but we don't hold it against you
like brdn holds his penis against you
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:57:37 EDT (#)
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Ah, okay...not familiar with that Hendrix tune. Must check it out on iTunes later.
A dobro AND a like new Les Paul? I am officially jealous. :(
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:57:33 EDT (#)
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fuck i wish i could edit the title now
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:56:42 EDT (#)
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THE BOSH MAN GETS DEPRESSED AND RAMBLES ON SOME BEFORE FARTING IN A COFFEE FILTER
This should be like the middle part of your movie trilogy.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:55:34 EDT (#)
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Old Curtis Lowe had a Dobro, used to play 'crost his knees.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:53:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:48:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:46:42 EDT (#)
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I was thinking of redoing "hey joe" With southpark lyrics ; "hey dude", but
it is a little too big a project for my abilities... :-(
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Do you mean "Hey Jude?"
No that's that Beatles thingy (ok,btw!) , i meant the Hendrix song. Hi, Captian!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:52:52 EDT (#)
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and i think rorrim meant 'Hey Joe' by Jimi
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:51:17 EDT (#)
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rorrim - not yet, we're just making the list for the time being.
CT - yea I bought a les paul a couple weeks ago (01 Deluxe, Sunburst.. never been played, been taken out of the case 12 times in the last 6 years just to be restrung.. the guy was collector but needed some cash, It was appraised in '03 at $2200ish, ) for less than half that price.. The guy I bought it from said for another $300 I could take the dobro as well.
I have no experience on the dobro, but it didn't take much to learn.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:51:11 EDT (#)
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Not bad. Not bosh.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:48:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:46:42 EDT (#)
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I was thinking of redoing "hey joe" With southpark lyrics ; "hey dude", but
it is a little too big a project for my abilities... :-(
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Do you mean "Hey Jude?"
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:47:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:27:01 EDT (#)
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....One day Matt got so frustrated that he gathered up all this particular doctor's requisitions, placed them on a chair, sat down on them, and let a large and nasty fart rip.
Calmly he stood, gathered up the reqs, went and found the doctor, and handed him the fart upon stack of requisitions.
He later told me the doctor was kind of sniffing the air and looking at the bottoms of his shoes.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....I am SO doing that the next time I get a support call for lost/duplicate requsition records here.
Bosh, man - you got a dobro? Sweet. Wish I was in Massachusetts, I'd come hear ya tonight.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:46:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:17:51 EDT (#)
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my friend and I are trying to think up of those epic songs that you simply do NOT cover, and then cover them.
So far we have Free Bird, Hotel California, and Stairway to Heaven.
I was thinking of redoing "hey joe" With southpark lyrics ; "hey dude", but
it is a little too big a project for my abilities... :-(
You have a link to those covers ?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:37:56 EDT (#)
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best uniter review ever below
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:37:09 EDT (#)
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But what happened to that chick, dude?
Was she like, totally Bosh or what?
Nice movement on the joe!
Hey. Movement. Whoa.
You should really shit in the filter next time dude!
Totally Bosh, man!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:36:34 EDT (#)
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hahahahhahahah
noted.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:36:04 EDT (#)
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I invented this mind fuck now two weeks ago.
Get a box of raisins...don't let anyone know that you've acquired these raisins.
Leave individual raisins around the office in various places. Never more than one raisin at a time.
Put them in people's drawers...on desks...on the copier...on the floor...in the bathroom...
Over time, you'll hear people talking about it.
For some reason, it's really funny, because raisins look like little poops.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:35:56 EDT (#)
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mental image of chasing a mole with a lawnmower
priceless
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:34:11 EDT (#)
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2+ for a fucked up week
I once chased a mole to the neighbors yard with my lawn mower
blah
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:29:27 EDT (#)
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hmmmmmm that makes me happy.
I hope my co-workers got a healthy dose of foul air this morning in their first cup of the day.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:27:01 EDT (#)
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There was a dude I used to work with at the hospital. He and a doctor were in a war. The doctor kept submitting duplicate orders but was denying it. This caused Matt a lot of trouble because he had to audit all that doctor's orders to the lab that occurred on his (Matt's) shift.
He'd ask the doctor to NOT submit duplicates and then the doctor would deny doing it even though Matt had the evidence in his hands (the reqs).
Anyway......
One day Matt got so frustrated that he gathered up all this particular doctor's requisitions, placed them on a chair, sat down on them, and let a large and nasty fart rip.
Calmly he stood, gathered up the reqs, went and found the doctor, and handed him the fart upon stack of requisitions.
He later told me the doctor was kind of sniffing the air and looking at the bottoms of his shoes.
I do not lie about these things.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:19:44 EDT (#)
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yea it was funny as hell.. i'm the only one who got to enjoy the joke, though.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:19:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:19:05 EDT (#)
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Nice move on the coffee filter fart.
That's always good for a few thousand laughs.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:17:51 EDT (#)
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my friend and I are trying to think up of those epic songs that you simply do NOT cover, and then cover them.
So far we have Free Bird, Hotel California, and Stairway to Heaven.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:16:26 EDT (#)
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Yeah, what is it about 'Free Bird' that causes every drunk asshole within 100 feet of a guitarist to slur "HEY! PLAY FREE BIRD! WOOOOO!"?
I wonder if the phenomena is limited to that one Skynard tune.
Perhaps I should do a study.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:16:01 EDT (#)
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I've fallen for the triscuit trap too. YOU try to get your RDA of fiber without triscuits.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:15:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:07:34 EDT (#)
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BOSHman Roast!
Now availible at your local Starbucks for 249.99 an oz.!
*Surgeon General's Warning: MAY CAUSE UNWANTED PREGNANCY*
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:14:57 EDT (#)
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that song is the reason i bought it.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:11:54 EDT (#)
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I don't even know why I'm giving you this +2, but here it is, all for you.
Hope you have a good weekend. Punch Scruggs for me.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:10:09 EDT (#)
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I bought a dobro a couple weeks ago. I tuned it to G and taught myself to play it. I'm bringing it tonight.. we'll see how that goes.
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Way to go, Curtis Lowe.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:08:42 EDT (#)
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What's that word you kids use these days?
It fits this so perfectly.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:08:39 EDT (#)
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complimentary sample provided with every order of our signature ejaculatte!
only at Starfucks
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:07:34 EDT (#)
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BOSHman Roast!
Now availible at your local Starbucks for 249.99 an oz.!
*Surgeon General's Warning: MAY CAUSE UNWANTED PREGNANCY*