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The Mack Daddy of Fictional Characters: Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women. (1272 hits)

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Rating: 1.8 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by The Taste of Sharks (View user info) at 2007-10-04 16:03:13 EDT


Try again

You got city hands mister hooper, been countin money all your life.JPG (342 kB)

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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-12 13:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Quality error abuse.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-10-12 04:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Aussie_Ants_4.0 (user info) at 2007-10-05 03:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Brilliant

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-04 22:42:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-04 17:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER POST

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great review


Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-04 20:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

they peed on my rug

Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-10-04 20:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-04 20:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-04 17:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-04 17:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER POST
-----------------------------
AHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
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HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-04 17:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-04 17:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER POST
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-04 17:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Here lies the body of Mary Lee,
died at the age of 103.
For 15 years she kept her virginity,
not a bad record for this vicinity."

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-04 17:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER POST

Submitted by gank (user info) at 2007-10-04 17:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where's Roy Scheider & Richard Dreyfuss.

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-04 16:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-04 16:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-04 21:09:34 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

I swear to mother-fucking-god TTOM. If I was even remotely female, I would fuck the dogshit outta you.
...
(ahem)
I'm sorry, I haven't been drunk in a month and this was a rough week.

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How many people are you gay for on here then?

***************************
Lessee...
KK, Fey, Ghola, TTOM, Shadow, ForensicGirl3, monkieswithguns, Shlongy, Noonie, Hilarity Ensues, Skrapmetal...
Fuck, there's undoubtedly a bunch more, but I'm getting too wasted to be able to see.
LOVIN'S FOR ALL!
...
And Crystle made the list, too.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 16:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Moray/eel auto +2

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-04 16:36:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Burst Japanese whale? (Yes, yes, we've already established that I live in a cave, now tell me.)

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-04 16:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sharks>pirates
They always win.....eventually.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-04 16:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-04 21:09:34 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

I swear to mother-fucking-god TTOM. If I was even remotely female, I would fuck the dogshit outta you.
...
(ahem)
I'm sorry, I haven't been drunk in a month and this was a rough week.

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How many people are you gay for on here then?

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-04 16:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

bigger boat

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-10-04 16:16:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Admiral Jack Aubrey put a 14 lb ball of lead into that fucking shark's great white ass before wearing a cool hat and kicking a Frenchman in the nuts.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-04 16:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You make a strong point. You've also given me an idea.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-04 16:13:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WOOOOO YOU RATED IT. I love you





























but not like you think

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-04 16:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Because steak I enjoy a good bandwagon. Hell, Gruberfest is a bandwagon, its just that it has rules.

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-04 16:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I swear to mother-fucking-god TTOM. If I was even remotely female, I would fuck the dogshit outta you.
...
(ahem)
I'm sorry, I haven't been drunk in a month and this was a rough week.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-04 16:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WHY TTOM WHY?

HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-04 16:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-04 16:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:05:05 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you're a loony

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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:04:53 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

except without the wifey bit

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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-04 13:04:37 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Marge, you're my wife and I love you very much. But you're living in a
world of makebelieve. With flowers and bells and leprechauns. And magic
frogs with funny little hats...

-- Homer Simpson
Blood Feud



Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-04 16:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

and go rate mine. do it. DO IT NOW!

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-04 16:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I am giving this a +2 only it's divided between both posts.



Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-04 16:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

bwaaa haaaa Haaaa!

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-04 16:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

no BITCH! I already said you're a loony.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-04 16:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Spot the deliberate mistake forcing a re-post...


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